Moving Out - Keep it or YEET it

Coming up... (beep)

At night, I like to fantasise about..

Ooh, that's a sexy one!

Who's house is this? What is happening?

Dan: No, No, Bye
Phil: (laughs)

(beep)

(snazzy music) Hey, I'm Phil Lester and
welcome to hoarders! (laughs)

So, this is what we are dealing with at
the moment,

the entire house is like this, and you
might have heard,

We're moving! And that's why! So today,

I'm gonna try and sort through at least 1%
of this crap,

but first thing I need to get out of
this room (clanking) Aah! Oh my god.

I'm doing the splits (more clanking) Ow!

(Dan shuts the door on Phil)

So I was quite happy with this area
of the apartment,

I was like yep, nothing too offensive

around here. So I was getting stuff from
the kitchen and plonking them into boxes,

when I discovered another box of mayhem

I knew this was there! (noise)
I'd just been avoiding it!

Like a shameful...lover (laughs)

Whenever I found something and didn't know
where to put it

I'd just be like "this is a job for later"

Well, it's later Phil! How do you feel?
(crickets) Bad.

Why am I talking to myself?

So I'm gonna go through this and decide

whether I'm gonna keep it or (yeet) it.

I'm gonna put it off camera again,

so there's no big spoilers.

Firstly (laughs) the big boi, is a
vibrating sloth (woah sound)

I got (laughs) it vibrates for
innocent reasons!

What you're meant to do is put it on your
back, like a sloth friend, and then it

vibrates into your muscles, however

Its head vibrates more than anything else
(laughs)

So it kinda just vibrates the back of your
head (Phil vibrates)

It's cute, ow, but it's basically a
headache generator

made by Satan (flames) so unfortunately

Yeet! (throws sloth)

Why is this up here?!

It's my naked man apron!

I can't get rid of this!

Oh, it's quite grubby,

I don't think I've ever washed this,

I just shove it back in the drawer after a
baking video.

although it's quite realistic under the jacket

I could just blur my eyes and pretend it's real
it's real Hey, I just ran out of shirts today.

That's how I'd talk if I had a nine pack.

This is like an iconic piece of history,

So I'm gonna keep it (ding)

Next. Ahh! Cleveland Liledlife Blark

(laughs) Lost the ability to speak since
I was so excited

This is where we went in Australia and I
met Dewey!

The, almost said kangaroo, the Koala!

I feel like hugging a koala added 20 years
to my life honestly,

one of my favourite things I've ever done,
obviously keep, Im always

the memories, what we got next is a
duh ve duh (DVD)

It's.. Sky High! I love Sky High!

Unironically, it's like My Hero Academia
live action

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Let's see what else we got in the box.

Oh, it's these! It's like a million
photo booth photos of me and Dan

We got these because we were trying to get
a photo booth style poster,

Oh that was it, we used that one
for the poster

Anyway we went to a place in London where
you could rent

a photo booth for about an hour,

we wanted to get our moneys worth,
so we took about a billion photos

(laughs) I think this one is
probably my fav,

and while we were taking them there was a
guy

that was standing kinda close that worked
there

and do you know when you're trying to get
a selfie or something and

someone can see you? It makes you feel
awkward and you don't know how to pose

felt kind of like that, anyway towards the
second half of the photo booth shoot.

he came up to us and started looking at
the photos,

and was like (music)'Ooh thats a sexy one'

'thats a good one" Mostly of the pictures
of Dan (laughs)

and we were like Ok, that's a bit weird
thanks for the compliment, bro.

and we kept going and then he just stood
and kept looking at every picture

that came out of the booth, and picking
them up. And we didn't want to say "Why

are you doing this?" cause I don't want to
offend the guy that worked at the place

Anyway at the end of our session, I was
like (laughs)

So, how do you want us to pay for this?
or whatever

and then he said "Yeah I don't work here"

(shocking noise) It was just a random guy!
It was just a random guy!

Nothing to do with the photo booth process

And we were just like Ok, nice to meet you
Bye!

Maybe he was just a very extroverted guy,
and I shouldn't judge him for

trying to make friends.

I'll keep them for the mems (laughs)
Wow my yeeting is not going well

I've gotta be more harsh!

What the frick- oh right. We once made
DanAndPhilGames pj's, as you do.

And you might be thinking that is an ugly
colour for pj's, well yeah. The company

that printed them got it wrong and thought
that we wanted the pj's the same colour as

the flesh on our faces so they're
basically (laughs) flesh pj's.

We were so worried that they'd done the
whole batch like this but thankfully,

it was just a sample It's gonna be a yeet

Ugh! I just got jump-scared by these tiny
hands (laughs)

I think I was going to use these when
you know when I did the makeup video

I put Norman on my face, rest in peace
I thought maybe I could do it as a tiny

hands challenge, but then I realized I
can't even do makeup so why make it harder

for myself (tiny hands drumming)
Maybe I can take my glasses off with them

gracefully. oh ooh oh! Fail.
A mysterious hard drive! Do I want to know

what's on this, yes. Do I want to share it
with the internet? Let's find out

Okay, give me a second.

Right, I've downloaded the files. There's
two videos and one picture. Ominous, why

are they just on their own in this
massive hard drive, I'm quite scared

Is this some kind of found footage horror
film? Why do I have this video?

Whose house is this? What's happening?
I'm so confused. Maybe this isn't even my

hard drive. Hello? (cymbal)
Is that? Wait. That is Dan. Okay.

That is Dan of the past. Why is he filming
in this persons house? What is he doing?

Is this some kind of shady business?
Oh there's someone else's head and elbow.

It's me! Okay. Oh I know what is is
that's an estate agent. This is one of the

final three apartments that we looked at
before we chose the first Dan and Phil

London flat. So it could have been in
there. I mean this one looked like it had

amazing views, but ours had way more
character and it was a bit bigger.

So we went with that one in the end.
This was the cursed one! Oh my god. Right.

So that chair was literally made out of
polystyrene. and then every piece of

furniture was covered in a massive weird
stain, and they told us someone had

recently died there, and we got worried
one of the stains was like person juice.

So, we didn't go with that one.
That was cursed Well that's useful so keep

A whole load of chopsticks, useful (ding)
It's a keep. Ooh cards against humanity

Phan edition. I think someone gave us this
on tour. Naomi and Nia, shoutout to you

Right, i'm gonna choose a random one
and see what I get. Look how fancy this is

In Dan and Phil the movie, Phil is played
by, Pikachu's gaping (censored)

I can not say that! (laughs) Oh my god!
I can not say that on this channel.

Fill in the blanks yourself.
Phil is played by Phil's mum I'm sure my

mum would love to take the part.
At night I like to fantasize about,

Pete Wentz wearing a Harry Styles mask.
I mean, I can't lie. It's true.

Or Phil's meaty legs. (laughs)
Just fantasize about my own meaty legs.

That is well made. Thanks guys!
if I ever get to see a friend again,

I might bust this out.

It's the crystal! It used to be in the
background of my videos, but I got so many

Comments asking me if it was a raw chicken
breast that I just put in a box.

I do like it though. I just got bored of
the chicken breast comments.

So, i'm gonna put it somewhere where
Everyone can see it not as a chicken

and finally, this I bought as a present
for my mum, and she didn't want it

so i've kept it. Jelly fun for friends
and feet. That does not look relaxing

in the slightest. Inflate, mix, relax
and poo it out. I thought a way to yeet it

would be to use it right now.
and then it's just out of my cupboard

I took my contact lenses out because they
were hurting

and now I can't find my glasses.
so im doing this as nature intended (laughs)

Can't see anything. Anyway here we go with
the jelly bath. It's got the bath.

Oh, I didn't realize I had to blow this up
Ooh, It smells like holiday.

I just want to rub my face on it.
Remember going on holiday? Oh! Honestly

just sniff that. (Dan) Holy (bark).
Isn't that good? They should make a candle

(Dan) Oh I just want to suck on a beach ball
Right im about to blow a beach ball (laughs)

I don't have strong lungs. Its not working
This is so hard to do!

(Dan) What the (bark) am I doing with my evening
Is there no one else on earth? (Phil) No!

There's no one else (Dan) there's literally
a pandemic. (Phil) We're getting there

That'll do, I guess. I thought this would
be too small for my giant clown feet

but, I think they'll fit inside
Why are there so many pieces? What is this

It's a self care kit! I'm gonna have
an evening and relax.

(Dan) Well I'm glad one of us is relaxed
(Phil) Why not add the bag of relaxing balls

into the foot spa? So I can put them under
my feet. If you're using the spa with

a friend why not ask them to pamper?
(Dan) I am no, no, bye

I've got a small glass of water.
The first thing you got to do is pour

that into the bath. (water splashing)

I'm gonna need a bigger glass. I'm gonna
put the gel in. Ew there's one in my mouth

That does not taste good. In you go.
It said one bag. I'm gonna do two bags.

The longer you mix the thicker it will get
(Dan) I hate this I hate everything about it

(Phil) Ooh, That feels really disgusting.
(Dan) That looks like human flesh

(Phil) It feels like human flesh.
(Cursed ASMR)

It's like that fan fiction where all my
skin came off. I feel like adding two

packs was a bit much. (Dan) This is the most
upsetting thing I have seen or done this

year. (Phil) Time to relax Oh! That
feels so gross Its like snow if snow was

made out of slime. Ooh! Oh no!

Okay that's a bit better.

I'm getting used to the consistency of it.
It's actually quite pleasant now.

(Dan) I'm gonna projectile vomit on you. OH!
For (bark) sake I (bark) hate everything about this

(Phil) Dropping the balls in. Ooh they're
quite heavy. It feels like im stepping on

marbles. Ow! Wait, I found a groove.
There we go. Okay that's good.

Look at this a toenail clipper. I thought
it was a hairclip. I'll be clipping my

toenails. (Dan) What kind of Silent Hills
hairclip is that? (Phil) and there's some

Nail files.

(Dan) I'm gonna go on record saying this is
the worst day of my life. (laughing)

(Phil) I don't know why, what we're doing.
Why do I do this to myself?

(Dan screaming) Why did you buy it!?
(Phil) I thought it would be a good gift.

(Dan) What is wrong with you?

I don't think I'll be taking this to the
new place I think its a one time

experience. (Dan) Yeet! It's getting yeeted
they're getting feeted

(Dan) And now i'm going to yeet myself into
the sun

Alright, that's everything from the box of
doom which was as chaotic as I anticipated

I'm gonna go around the rest of the house
with these Post-Its. Yellow for keep,

pink for yeet, to label things that either
need to go in a box or we need to give

away. Here we go!

Keep. also I just replaced the soil look
how healthy she looks.

Yes, drink those nutrients.

Keep. I think this one is dead so, sorry,
Yeet.

Polaroids, keep. Look at little steve.

I'm so sorry (yeets)

My friend really wanted this & sign so,
its gonna be a yeet.

She served us well, but she doesn't match
The new place, so its going to charity

Keep

Sorry Hulk, but you're gonna have to smash
up a charity shop. I will miss them.

Look how much this plant is thriving!
We're keeping ya!

Got to keep this, how relaxing (scrapes)

I've been watering this plan for five
years and it's fake, so yeet.

Yoga ball, its one of those things I said
I would use everyday and I think i've sat

on it once. Are you even meant to sit on
It? I don't know. Yeet!

Everything in this room we haven't touched
any of it in three months so, yeet

Okay that was quite a cleansing experience
Feel like i've done 0.03% of the of the extra

work that went towards moving house.
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And I will see you very soon, Goodbye!

I'm gonna have to throw the towel away.

(laughing)

Oh look at that!

I feel so gross.

(Dan) You know what. I'm gonna send you my
therapy bill (Phil) Okay