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TEENS vs. FOOD - CRICKETS

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    ♪ (French accordion music) ♪
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    - (Finebros) Today you're gonna be trying
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    an alternative form of protein.
    - Oh god.
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    NO!!! Hell. No!
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    - No.
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    You can just put this away.
    I'm not eating a cricket.
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    - IIIIII'm busy this day.
    I have to go do a thing.
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    - I don't know how down I am for this.
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    - Bugs is one of the things
    that I never do.
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    - All right, I'll try it.
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    Honestly, they're kinda cute.
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    - They're crickets.
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    I get a dozen large every
    week for my leopard gecko.
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    - It's a living an--
    (crickets chirping)
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    (retches) And it's making noises.
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    - I will--
    (cricket chirps)
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    (screams shrilly)
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    They're chirping!
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    - (Finebros) And now you get to taste it.
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    - Wait-wait-wait, they're in the cookies?
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    - They're in cookies?
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    This makes it a little less scary.
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    - I'm-- I'm concerned,
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    'cause it looks like
    just cookies and milk,
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    but I know it's not.
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    - Here we go.
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    Mm! There's no cricket in it... I think.
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    - Is there anything currently alive in it?
    - (Finebros) No.
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    - Everything is dead.
    Okay, that's all I wanted to know.
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    It's a chocolate chip cookie.
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    - Tastes pretty regular.
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    (crunching)
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    - Good.
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    - Okay.
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    (crunches)
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    It's okay. Yeah, it tastes pretty good.
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    - All right, I'ma go for it.
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    (crunching)
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    I taste something weird.
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    - It's really grainy.
    It tastes like a granola bar.
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    - Let's just do it.
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    NO! (snickers)
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    Aah! (whimpers)
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    Nothing? This just tastes like a cookie.
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    - It has a weird aftertaste.
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    - I thought you guys were
    gonna give me a full-on cricket
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    and be like, "There you go. Have at it."
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    - (Finebros) You just tried
    a sweet version of those little guys.
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    - No way. They're in it.
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    - (Finebros) Think you're ready
    to take them on face to face?
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    - Guys, I hate bugs.
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    - Right when I thought you guys
    were being nice to me.
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    I am not interested.
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    - I'm not doing that! No!
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    No, I will not eat this bug! I refuse!
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    - Aaaagh... aah-HA! I touched it!
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    No, I quit. I can't! I can't do it!
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    Lookit, there's legs on there!
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    - This is for you.
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    Ugh, god.
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    Mm. Mm.
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    Oh! Ooh!
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    - Okay, which one
    looks the least disgusting?
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    YOLO.
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    Yeah, it's pretty gross.
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    (crunching)
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    - Guh!
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    - (hacks) Okay, I did it. Take those away.
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    - I don't want to do this!
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    (crunches)
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    Ugh!!
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    - I like, I feel the guts
    in my mouth. That's so gross.
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    - I just feel little legs
    and wings like, (grumbles)
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    - It was not that bad actually.
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    I'm liking this aftertaste right now.
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    - Definitely better than
    I thought it was gonna taste.
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    I'm pretty proud of myself, actually.
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    - (Finebros) Congratulations.
    You just ate crickets.
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    - Yes!
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    - Victory! I feel so
    accomplished with my life!
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    - (Finebros) Crickets can be eaten whole
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    but also can be grounded into flour
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    and used for a variety
    of smoothies, oatmeal,
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    or even baked goods
    like the cookies you had.
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    - Okay, so there was
    no whole cricket in there.
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    - It's kinda creative,
    'cause I couldn't tell.
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    - Cookies? Those are like--
    it's like a little safe haven.
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    And when you put
    smushed-up crickets in there,
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    that ruins the entire safe little
    bubble you had for cookies.
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    And now I can't trust anything.
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    - What's the upside
    versus just regular flour?
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    - (Finebros) Some people believe crickets
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    are the future of protein,
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    an eco-friendly alternative
    to livestock and a sustainable way
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    to feed the over
    7 billion people on Earth.
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    - No! No, no, no, no.
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    - Moving to alternatives that we can farm.
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    So effectively and efficiently,
    space-wise, might be a good idea.
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    - People put so many
    GMOs and stuff in their body
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    that a cricket's natural,
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    so I'm sure they'll be fine
    with eating this as their protein.
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    Just not me.
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    - (Finebros) Lastly, do you
    recommend people try crickets?
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    - I do.
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    - I would not.
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    - 0 out of 10 don't recommend.
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    - Please don't.
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    - Try 'em. That aftertaste-- beautiful.
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    - HELL no!
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    - Yes.
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    I did it once, and I can say
    that I did it, and I'm happy.
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    - Try it as flour, because
    the cookies were just like
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    (kisses) baked goods.
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    All cookies are great.
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    - Thanks for watching the very
    first episode of Teens vs. Food
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    on the React channel.
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    - Put your mouths over
    the Subscribe button and "cricket."
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    - Bye, guys. Can I get
    another one of those cookies?
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TEENS vs. FOOD - CRICKETS
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