[SUB] 몰카 ) G클레스 여사친에게 잠만 자는 집을 구했다고 했더니... 같이 살자고??

Mogwa : my friends wear only underwear when they come over my house

Jamong : I can wear only underwear in your house too

(not allowed in Korea)

Jamong : you've seen my butts

(she's joking, don't take it wrong)

Jamong : You've seen all but my private parts

Mogwa : What are you talking about?

Jamong : can my friends stay over your house?

Jamong : I'll surprise you sometimes

Jamong : I'll wear my costumes

(Jamong's here)

Jamong : are you asleep?

Jamong : Mogwa

Jamong : why are you sleeping here?

Mogwa : I'm tired
(My house's far so I often sleep in my office)

Jamong : did you sleep here again?

Mogwa : I rented another small house recently

Jamong : a house?

Jamong : you already have a house but why did you rent?

Mogwa : I rented the house to take a shower and sleep

Jamong : did you rent a studio apartment?

Mogwa : no, two-bedroom apartment

Jamong : it sounds expensive

Jamong : do you pay the rental fee monthly?

Mogwa : yeah, because I don't have enough money to pay at once

(are you laughing at me because I don't have money)

Mogwa : duh

Jamong : it's expensive to rent a house in Gangnam, isn't it?

Mogwa : I'll make house rental money

Mogwa : it's near my office, so I can save money

Jamong : you're right

Jamong : how long does it take to get there?

Mogwa : right there

Jamong : walking distance?

Mogwa : yeah I can walk there

Mogwa : I can save money on car parking too

Jamong : I live in Bundang

yes
(so what)

Jamong : what?

Jamong : why are you taking time to answer

Mogwa : Bundang and so?

Jamong : I'm getting to it

Mogwa : sorry, I have a dirty mind

Mogwa : so?

Mogwa : tell me about that

Jamong : you read my mind

Mogwa : you live in Bundang, so?

Jamong : often times, I go to Gangnam in Seoul

Jamong : because my office is in Seoul

Jamong : it takes an hour to get to the office because of heavy traffic

Jamong : so I'd like to live in a house near my office

Mogwa : so what's your point?

Jamong : you rented a house in Seoul

Jamong : it's not a studio apartment?

Mogwa : two bedroom

Mogwa : what's that face?

Jamong : what I'm saying is you can share your house in Seoul with me

Mogwa : what do you mean?

Jamong : its rental fee's expensive, right?

Jamong : share your house with me, and let's split the rental fee

Jamong : you're living in the house for a short time, right?

Mogwa : yes, It's kind of a rest house

Jamong : I can save time and rest in your house

Mogwa : you wanna live with me?

Jamong : no like that

Jamong : I want you to share your place with me

Mogwa : it has one bathroom

Jamong : I'll make sure I keep your bathroom clean

Jamong : and your house is messy

Jamong : I'll clean your house if you move in

Jamong : are you using one password I know?

Mogwa : yeah

(are you trespassing my house?)

Jamong : I'll clean your house sometimes when you're not at your house

Jamong : and I can split your monthly rental fee

Mogwa : how much are you giving me?

Jamong : around 100 dollars?
(just tell me you want to live for free)

Jamong : it's fair because I'll clean your house

Mogwa : do you know how much rental fee is?

Jamong : how much?

Mogwa : more than 1,000 dollars

Jamong : you make a lot of money

Mogwa : no

Mogwa : I rented it for my work

Jamong : I think you rented it because you don't want to move in my house

Jamong : didn't you want to stay over at my house for a week

Mogwa : your house's good but It's uncomfortable to stay with other people

Jamong : yeah you'd feel uncomfortable if you stay in my dressing room

Mogwa : that's why I rented it

Jamong : I often go to Gangnam

Jamong : gender doesn't matter

Jamong : stop lauging

Jamong : I wanna to live in a house in Seoul

Jamong : models of my friends live in Gangnam

Jamong : we share clothes with each other

Mogwa : what do you mean?

Jamong : they often come over to my house to borrow my clothes

Jamong : if you move into your house, I'll invite my friends to your house

Jamong : they're all looking good because they're a model

Mogwa : you're saying you can invite your friends to my house?

Jamong : yeah

Jamong : close friends come to my house for dinner

Jamong : sometimes we drink alcohol

Jamong : I often do

Mogwa : then you can move into my house

Mogwa : move in tomorrow

Jamong : did you mean yes?

Jamong : let's write a contract before you change your mind

Mogwa : are they all looking good?

Jamong : my friends are better than me

Mogwa : you don't have to give me money

Jamong : for real?

Jamong : can my friends stay over at your house?

Jamong : besides drinking

Jamong : then might want to stay over your house

(are you saying you're using my house for your party?)

Jamong : are you okay with a mess?

Mogwa : is it your house or my house?

Jamong : I'm not disturbing you

Mogwa : I only wear underwear in my house

Mogwa : imagine your friends come over to my house

Jamong : then I'm not asking my friend to stay over your house

Jamong : instead, if you're lonely, I'll invite my friend to your house for a drink

Jamong : I'll call them and say "let's have a drink in my house"

Jamong : you can drink with my friends

Mogwa : when I'm loenely?

Mogwa : oy my gosh

Mogwa : I feel uncomfortable when other people stay in my house because I wear only underwear in my house

Mogwa : what if your friend comes when I wear only underwear?

Jamong : how about me? can you show me your underwear?

Mogwa : I've never worn only underwear in front of you but

Mogwa : I've seen you worn panty in your contest, what's called? bikini or something

Jamong : yeah, you've seen my butts

Jamong : you've seen all but my private part

Mogwa : What are you talking about?

Jamong : you've seen all but my private part

Jamong : how was it? when you've seen me in the contest

Jamong : was it good?

Jamong : if you let me stay in your house

Jamong : I'll wear the bikini and walk in front of you again

Mogwa : in my house? oh my gosh

Jamong : for you

Mogwa : it's kind of bikini contest in my house?

Jamong : kind of

(not bad)

Jamong : I think it's good for you

Jamong : and I can clean your house

Jamong : housework

Mogwa : but your friends can't come to my house every day, right?

Jamong : no, I can call them only when I have a plan with them in Gangnam

Mogwa : you know? guy friends sometimes come to my place

Mogwa : are you okay with that?

Jamong : I'm fine

Jamong : why not?

Mogwa : you'll be awkward

Jamong : don't worry

Jamong : I'm fine

Mogwa : they wear only underwear in my house

Jamong : I can wear only underwear in your house

Jamong : what's the matter?

Jamong : if you do that, I do that too, I don't care

Jamong : If your male friends are in your house, I'm not coming over to your house

Mogwa : let me get this straight

Mogwa : you can call your friends to my place

Mogwa : and you can clean my house and cook for me

Mogwa : I'll think about it

Mogwa : why are you getting close to me?

Jamong : be careful, someone might listen to us

Mogwa : what's wrong?

Jamong : if you live together, you'll be happy

Mogwa : like what?

Jamong : I promise

Mogwa : can you tell me why?

Jamong : we'll see in your house

Mogwa : nobody's here, why are you whispering?

Jamong : we'll see in your house

Jamong : I'm not telling you because I'll surprise you

Jamong : I promise

Jamong : I won't put you out

Mogwa : what can you do for me if I live with you?

Jamong : besides my friends, housework

Jamong : I'll give you surprise

Mogwa : what?

Jamong : what do you want?

Mogwa : I'm getting shy

Jamong : do you want to hang out with my friends?

Mogwa : not really
(it was a joke)

Jamong : I'll wear costumes for you sometimes

Jamong : it's good for you, right?

Mogwa : you can cosplay too?

Mogwa : okay, move into my house

Mogwa : I'm kidding

Jamong : what?

(I thought she was trying to beat me, so I dodged)

Mogwa : because you always beat me

Mogwa : Actually, I didn't rent

Jamong : what the heck are you talking about?

Mogwa : I'm being serious

Jamong : what the heck are you talking about?

Jamong : you didn't rent?

Mogwa : I don't have two houses, I'm just moving to a new house
(I can't afford to pay 1,000 dollars every month

Jamong : you have two houses?

Mogwa : the thing is.... it's my brother's house

(I'm defending her elbow)

Mogwa : I'm just moving to a new house

Mogwa : can you cosplay in my brother's house?

Jamong : come here
(that's gonna kill me)