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When a White Guy Visits India

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    You can see since March it's kind of just dropped off
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    a cliff
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    Hey Steve
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    Namaste
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    You uh you have a nice holiday?
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    Not sure you'd understand
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    Right right okay
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    We'll uh we'll chat soon
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    Okay well I'll tell you about it if you insist
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    Well you know we're actually kind of
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    because it wasn't really a holiday it was more
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    of a life-changing voyage of self-discovery
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    Right
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    India wasn't it?
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    Bharat yes
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    Sorry that's?
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    An incredible place
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    okay okay
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    Have you been?
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    No
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    Where did you stay?
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    In the Raddison
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    But I barely spent any time there
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    I was mostly on the streets
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    soaking in the local culture
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    and journaling
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    lots of journaling
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    and looking at people wistfully and pityingly
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    who weren't journaling
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    Sounds like you had a good time
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    I'm not sure you'd understand if I told you
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    No, why would we?
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    You'll never guess
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    What happened to me
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    You got a henna tattoo
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    just felt right in the moment
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    I heard the food is amazing in India
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    Believe the hype
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    on the first day there I tried the most
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    incredible local dish
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    called the McAloo
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    Tiki Burger
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    McDonalds?
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    isn't it
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    You know the thing about Hindustan is
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    Hindustan?
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    Is that not many people realize
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    how big a country it is
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    You know I think a lot of people realize that
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    So many states Pradesh
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    He's not listening to us
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    Rajasthan
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    Punjab
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    So where'd you go?
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    Well I just stayed in Goa
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    but still there's a lot to see there you know
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    Did you see much of Goa?
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    Eh yes
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    there is the most amazing view of the city
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    from the top floor of the Raddison
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    So you didn't go see like the Taj Mahal
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    or The Golden Temple?
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    The Amber Palace?
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    The Statue of Unity?
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    I didn't do any
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    of the touristy clichéd stuff
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    I had my own inner journey
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    plus there was so much to do in the resort anyway
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    Well look we better you know
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    time is ticking on so
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    Time is like a river
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    You can never touch the same water twice
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    Sorry
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    You wouldn't
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    Understand?
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    No
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    Alright well look we're going to um just
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    You know traveling by yourself you really do meet
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    so many more people
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    How did you get around?
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    Train
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    No way was it really crowded?
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    Don't know I was in first class
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    Eh you know what I'm just going to grab a coffee
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    Does anybody want anything?
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    Oh yeah just get me a chai latte
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    and a veggie samosa
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    I'm a changed man
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    So it seems yeah
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    You know on the way home
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    I shed myself of all my earthly possession
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    Really did you?
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    What you got rid of all your stuff?
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    Yes
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    Well no
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    Emirates lost my bag
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    Right
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    Hey lads
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    Hey Sanjay
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    how are you?
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    How was India?
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    Ah not bad you know
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    Dad was in good form
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    we watched Netflix and cricket
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    and had pizza most of the time
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    Great
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    What the bloody [ __ ] are you wearing?
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    Doomdah
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    Hey we're Foil Arms and Hog and Paul
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    Tylak
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    Paul Tylak
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    Please subscribe to our YouTube channel
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    We have a new video every single Thursday
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    not all of them unfortunately including Paul but
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    you know we'll do more
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    I can't be everywhere
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    Doomdah
Title:
When a White Guy Visits India
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Video Language:
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Duration:
02:40

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