Jimmy Kimmel and Guillermo Pitch Horse Pants on Shark Tank | funny horse

[applause]

-As you may or may not know,
I'm a bit of an entrepreneur.

Did you know
I invented Dippin' Dots?

[audience laughing]

That's absolutely true.

I am always on the lookout for
the next big business opportunity,

so on Friday night,
I teamed up with Guillermo

and we made
a pitch together.

We had a really great idea,
so we took it to the place

where great concepts
become reality.

We took it to a place
where we knew

our pitch would be
appreciated and heard.

[audience laughing]

-[announcer]
Next into the tank

is a late-night talk show host
and his sidekick,

who feel they have a solution
to a disturbing problem.

[♪ dramatic music ♪]

-Hi, I'm Jimmy Kimmel,
and this is my partner Guillermo,

and I want to
tell you a story.

Years ago, I took my family
to a petting zoo,

and I was disturbed
by what I saw,

and more importantly,
what my family saw.

Every animal there
was naked.

[laughter]

Buck naked.

My family was
uncomfortable,

but most importantly,
I was uncomfortable,

and I'm sure the animals
were uncomfortable too.

But then
I thought,

every problem
is an opportunity,

and every
opportunity is a gift,

and today, my gift
to you is this:

the future of
equine fashion.

-[woman] Oh, God!
[laughing]

[laughter]

I present to you:
horse pants.

[laughter]

Say hello to my model and
my business partner, Buttercup.

As you can see, he is wearing
Docker-style khakis.

[laughter]

They're comfortable, fashionable,
and business casual--

appropriate for
the track or the barn.

[laughter]

Guillermo and I are looking for $500,000
for a 10% stake in our company.

We have plans for
a full line of horse pants.

You can see here,
we have a logo,

we have cargo shorts
for horses,

[laughter]

and even Spanx.

[laughter]

We brought samples for all of you
to give to your horses.

Guillermo, if you'll
hand those out.

-Thank you,
Guillermo.

-[Kimmel] You can see
it's the finest material.

-[Greiner] Oh, Mark,
you took my leopard!

-[Cuban] Oh yeah, this matches
my bedspread!

-Is it one-size-fits-all?

-No, each horse
is custom fit.

I actually fit
each horse myself.

Horses love them,
and with your help,

we can put them on
all the horses in the world.

Look at the
opportunity here!

[laughter]

These are horses that are
currently wearing pants: none.

[laughter]

These are horses that could
be wearing pants: all of them.

And, you can see, the amount of money
we will make is astronomical.

Right now we're at zero,
maybe even a little below that.

[laughter]

We can go all the way up to $600--
who knows-- maybe even $700 billion.

[laughter]

Do you have
any questions?

-How much money
have you invested in this?

-I've invested $41,000.

Most of that
went to my mother,

who's been making
these pants in the basement.

[laughter]

-Guillermo doesn't
look very happy.

-[flatly] Oh, I am
very happy.

[laughter]

-Guillermo told me earlier that this is
the happiest day of his life.

[laughter]

Also, Guillermo, what will we call these
for the Hispanic market?

-Pantalones para el caballo.

Mucho dinero.

-Ohh.

-Bring you great money.

-[O'Leary] Jimmy, you asked me
for $500,000 for 10%.

That imputes a value
of $5,000,000.

The chart tells me
you've made $0.

Why do you think horse pants
are worth $5,000,000 today?

-Well, because there are so many horses
right now without pants.

[laughter]

And we believe, at one time,
human beings didn't wear pants either,

and now look at us.

[laughter]

We're all wearing pants.

-[Herjavec] Here's my concern.
You have zero market share.

How are you going to
grow this business?

Do you have a plan?

[scattered laughter]

[Guillermo, whispering]
No, I think maybe we should--

-We're going to pass
on that question.

[laughter]

-Jimmy, are you going to go
barn to barn?

-Not really, no.

I was thinking that we'd hire
some other people to do that.

Guillermo has some friends
and actually some relatives

that are very willing to work
for a very reasonable rate.

[laughter]

-Jimmy, I think you ought to take
this one out behind the barn

and shoot it.

I'm out.

-Whoa.

[audience laughing]

-Jimmy, I like it. I think in all the
six years I've been up here,

this is my one opportunity to make
more money than Mark Cuban.

-[blows raspberry]

[audience laughing]

-I'll give you
$5 million for 10%.

-Yeah, we'll take that,
alright?

-[Herjavec]
Alright!

[audience applauding
and cheering]

-[laughing] Good job! Good job.
Can I touch the horse?

-Absolutely,
and here.

-[Cuban] Robert, I got two words
for you, buddy: glue factory.

-[all] Ohhh!

[laughing]

-[Herjavec]
I'm excited.

-[Kimmel]
I'm excited too.

-[Herjavec] I hope
we make a lot of money.

-[Kimmel] I'll tell my mom
to start making pants.

-[Herjavec] Alright.

-[Kimmel] Thanks, guys.

-Good luck!

-[Kimmel] That was great!
That was so great out there.

[Guillermo] Yeah,
we did good, yeah.

-When you said that thing about pants,
about the pants on the horse, whoa!

I don't know how we're even
going to start spending this money.

We're definitely not
going to spend it on--

horse pants.

-No, no, no.

[audience laughing]

-No, that's a very,
very stupid idea, but . . .

-Maybe I buy
a house in Cabo.

-I gotta tell you,
I love it.

-I think you overpaid.

-It's a lot of money.

-Our wives going to
be so happy!

-Oh, I'm getting divorced.

-You are?

[audience laughing]

Maybe I should
do that too.

[audience cheering]

-A lot of money!

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Jimmy Kimmel here.

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