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Son: Another question for the project
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if you could go...to... any...
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You're going to a night club
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but you could go to any country
in the world
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and it's one night.
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what country would the
night club be in that you go to?
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Dad: Wha...what? Um...
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I don't know, you know, I went to
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Uh, Berlin was a fun city.
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Why...why, what kind of, I'd go to Berlin.
What kind of questions are these?
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Why don't you just ask me, I thought
this was for a sociology project.
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Why don't you ask me an honest question?
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Son: Well, (garbled) want to be fun.
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Dad: Answer...ask me an honest question
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I don't even know the most
fun night club in any...
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Dad: Just ask me an honest question.
Son: If you could live in any country in the month
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I mean, any country in the world
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but you have to live there for a year
what country would you go to?
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Dad: Jesus, ah....
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I don't know, I've only been to Germany.
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Uh...
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Um...(sigh)
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Russia.
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Ask me a question that's just
honest about what a...
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Son: Dad, calm down!
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Dad: No! But...What's this project?
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Son: It's for school!
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Dad: I know! What's the project?
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Son: Okay...
Dad: If I found a magic lamp, what would I wish for?
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Son: Okay, I'll do a good question.
Dad: Just answer me a fuckin' honest question.
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Son: If you could...If you could get a million dollars
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Dad: Oh Jesus Christ
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Son: But you can only do it if you become a bowling player for the rest of your life
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Dad: What the f-
Aaron, ask me a fucking honest question!
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I'm watching your education
just be pissed away.
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Son: This is sociology!
I'm not going to be a sociologist.
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Dad: You need a well-developed background.
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Son: I don't know what that means.
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Son: If you could be...
Dad: Don't....be very careful what comes out of your mouth
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Dad: Cause if you ask me another Goddamned ludicrous question
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I'm going to fucking drop your
ass off right up on that corner.
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Son: No you're not!
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Son: Okay. You want an honest question.
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Son: If...
Dad: Just a NORMAL QUESTION!
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Dad: Yeah! There's so many topics that
are just relevant to everyday living
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You're trying too hard.
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Don't try to hit a home run.
Answer...I'm not...
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Son: Okay, okay. I have a good one, okay.
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If you could get a million dollars a year..
Dad: What, where am I...
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Dad: NO!
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A million dollars a year...
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What... Answer me!
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Ask me a normal question!
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I'm more than happy to help you out with this project
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but don't ask me DUMB SHIT!
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Son: It's just for school!
Dad: Well, yeah!
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Dad: It's for school!
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Son: It's Mrs. Peter's class,
I'm gonna get an "A" no matter what.
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Son: She's an easy grader.
Dad: It's a fuck...that's the fucking problem!
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Son: She said to have fun with it!
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Dad: Ask me a question that's not FUN!
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Just a normal question.
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Son: Okay!
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You are a engineer.
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If you could be the engineer for any building in the United States...
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Dad: HOW THE FUCK
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Am I gonna be an engineer
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for a building that's already been built?!
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That's like...asking me if you could invent the Ford Escort
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How would you invent it?!
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Wha...
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Let me...
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Show you! Cause it's fucking
already been invented!
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Ask me A NORMAL QUESTION!
