Bleach: Jump Festa 2008 [English Subbed in CC]

Subbed by @Nenesuuuu

Colorful!

Exceptional Gotei 13 Opening!

Hello, I am Kuchiki Rukia.

Nee-san...

Nee-san...

Eh, Ichigo, are you, filming?

Well, nothing.

In short, we, the Gotei 13 Division, have a
plan in order to attend a certain event.

And today, we are going to explain what it deals with.

Nee-san...

Let's get the recording started.

Nee-san...

Association of Shinigami Women's Meeting Room

The Jump Festa, you know?

Ah, I do know.

A festival where you jump, isn't it?

Not at all.

If you don't know it, you can't guess....

The Jump Festa... Takes place every year in the real world.

It's a big event organized by the Jump magazines
which bring together 15,000 people.

And it's there... we, the Gotei 13, have convinced
each Division to follow the plan...

We have developed to attend this event!

Eh?

There's not "eh" which holds.

Short, dispose!

First Division

Hm... A goodies stand in a real world festival?

Yes.

The Gotei 13 needs young adherents
from the real world inhabitants.

But for that, I need your cooperation, Captain-Commandant.

Alright.

I pledge to prepare the tea personally.

Nevermind.

We forget the First Division.

He isn't very popular, the old man.

Stop.

You speak too loud.

First Division. Speciality: The Matcha Tea

No thanks.

Second Division

Yorui, what do you think about a cat-shaped candy?

Eh?

Nowadays, a single candy, it sucks.

We need to make more sales-

Just add jewels paid by your pocket.

Omaeda's family is rich.
Eh?

What's the matter with you?

First, you tell me about a cat-shaped thing.

You need to stop your obsession on Yoruichi.

It hurts! It hurts!

Seriously, it hurts a lot!

Second Division, Speciality: Cat-Shaped Candies
* Without Jewels

Honey flavor.

Third Division

Sell alcohol in the real world?

And if we get caught?

That doesn't tell me too much.

What are you talking about? You must help me.

No, it'll be without me.

I'm not as popular as the Captain.

Well, we should rather sell something
that has his face, shouldn't we?

For example, fox-shaped biscuits.

You really think that Gin looks like that?

Third Division, Fox-Shaped Biscuits.
Captain...

Fourth Division

Fourth Division, Speciality: Invigorating Soup

That's it.

We just need to make it the Gotei 13 restaurant's main dish.

Pretty good, isn't it?

Y-Yes.

Fourth Division, Speciality: Invigorating Soup.
Extra. Chocolate Medoc, Hanatarou's way.
Here's a special soup which can kill or bring back to life.

Fourth Division, Speciality: Invigorating Soup.
Extra. Chocolate Medoc, Hanatarou's way.
With extra chocolate.

Fifth Division

Sorry for being late.

Eeeh... I've cooked this for the festival.

Glasses cookies.

Great.

It's almost a shame to eat them.

In fact, it looks like Aiz-

They really are great, Inamori.

It's super great!

Note: Aizen's quotation.
"I rise towards the sky."

Inamori!

Break and eat!!

Glasses cookies!

Yachiru, wait a minute, you!

Sixth Division

A stand in a festival?

I'd like to propose taiyakis, but it's a bit simple.

Something that changes would be better.

We should draw an innovative product.

Ah, you scared me!

Luckily, I've got here a drawing of the Ambassador Wakame, I made myself.

It sucks!

Stop it!

What? It sucks, someone had to say it!

I don't fuckin' care, stop saying the truth out loud.

Sixth Division. Some grilled seaweeds ambassador.

Handmade, its taste respects the tradition.

Cooked with love.

Seventh Division

It's useless... I thought of drawing
a character with the Captain's face.

D-did my best, but... It's useless.... I made many efforts,
but I can't reflect the Captain's dignity and strength!

That's it... Captain, I need your advice!

Um... Can you write "woof" next to the face?

Captain!

Seventh Division. Pork Chops, Komamura's way

Eighth Division

Oh, yes, we could sell a meal in 2 parts. One bowl of
rice with herbs on the top and alcohol in the bottom?

Coming from you, I'm not surprised.

What's the matter with you?

What are you saying Nanao? We have to do something popular.

Popular?

Eh, I wouldn't want you to imagine things, Vice-Captain Nanao.

Anyway. But. Regarding the drinks-

There she is!

What?

I want to sell the First Division matcha tea!

Impossible.

It's necessary for my collaboration!

I said no! Leave please.

As a General Commander, my reputation
doesn't allow me to give up!

Thought you will protest, I won't return there above.

Eighth Division. Speciality: Rice with herbs, accompanied by drinks.

It's the division who should serve the drinks-

Drinks to define.
Enough!

Ninth Division

Going to the festival?

Alright! Count on me!

Truth be told, I'm a pretty good cook.

"Truth be told", on don't need to know what you are good at.

For the moment, cook some onigiris.

So?

It really is basic.

I'd prefer something which sounds like you, Hisagi.

"Something which sounds like you"... But what?

Right, you'll give me 60 just in case.

Go, next one.

9th Division. Specialty, rice stuff.

And a flag. I knew it, it's your first time doing it?

Tenth Division

Captain, what about making some sherbets?

Eh, what are you, recording?

Look, you irritated him!

But you said for me to record!

Captain, what about making some sherbets?

Are you serious?

The festival takes place in winter.

But, except creating ice, do you have another talent, Captain?

A talent?

No, nothing.

Oh, yes! We just have to associate colors with our names!

For me, it'll be grape. For you, Captain, It'll be melon.

What are these colors?

Orange for Renji and strawberry for Ichigo!

It should be the opposite, right?

And, moreover, Kurosaki isn't a part of the Gotei 13.

For Captain Soi Fon, it'll be honey lemon.

Green tea for Captain Ukitake.

Captain Kuchiki with sugar and Captain Laraki with ketchup.

Call me when you have finished.

Tenth Division. Speciality: Sherbet.
The ice coming from the Captain's body satisfies all my desires.

Is this provocating publicity finished?

Eleventh Division

Mitarashi dango!

We'll sell them like that, stuck in the Ken doll's head.

No, no. We won't sell anything if we do that.

If it annoys you, we can also sell
them stuck in your head, Tsururin.

I said nothing, it's okay for me.

Eleventh Division. Speciality: Mitarashi Dangos
If we are asked, we can also sell them on Tsururin's head.

Never!

12th Division

The 12th Division proposes the following thing.

It's a poisoned lollipop.

A poisoned lollipop!

1) Inside the candy, I've poured poison.

It has an apple flavor.

I recognize you there, Master Mayuri.

2) Its effects are amplified by the lemonade
mixed inside. The color stimulates the appetite.

It has an apple flavor.

It's wonderful, Master Mayuri.

3) And if it's not enough, the poisoned resin stick will finish you.

It has an apple flavor.

You're the best, Master Mayuri.

With that, all the festival customers will rush at you.

It's perfect, Master Mayuri

Eh, Hyosu, think about changing the
ingredients to make it edible, okay?

12th Division. Speciality: Poisoned Lollipop (apple flavor)

There's only one flavor.

Without poison.

13th Division

What about taking photos of everybody to sell them?

Sounds good to me!

You are the best, the most worthy of the Gotei 13!

Let's take them!

I'll do it!

Good, I'm calling the others.

Understood!

The... others?

Come on, come on! Get in line!

Captain, Captain, to the front-

Come on, cheese!

You take them really fast, Ukitake.

Sorry.

Let's take another.

Do you think we should add something?

Cotton candy!

I see, I see.

Cotton candy is good, Kusajishi.

We'll do that then.

13th Division...

We are not invited...

Eh, you don't you guys come, Kyoune and Sentarou?

13 Division Speciality: Cotton Candy made by all of the Gotei 13.

So, did you like it?

All the divisions had good products, don't they?

Well, the items we just presented...
Are in the place where you are.

Some of the items will be out of
stock. Thanks for understanding.
You'll just have to ask!

So, the items made with love by the Gotei 13 are waiting you!

What?

What? But there's not anybody!

Eh Ichigo, look down!

Eh? What's that?

Why are the credits scrolling?

Impossible, it can't end up like that, we haven't yet...

Seriously?

Fin