Modern Family - Cam and Jay Bowl Together

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"Just be yourself. You're gay enough." Cam gives a pep talk to Jay when Jay joins Cam's all gay bowling league. Watch ABC's Modern Family Wednesday's at 9|8c.

- Oh, don't you just love it,

the crash of the pins, the
smell of the rental shoe spray?

- Yeah, it does kinda get the blood going.

- Oh, one small detail.

This is an all-gay bowling league,

so I told everyone you're all gay.

- What?

- You have to be gay to play.

Let's go meet the guys.
- Uh-uh, forget it.

Not doing it.
- Jay, we need you.

- No one's gonna believe I'm gay.

- Oh, why, because you're
not flouncy enough?

Jay, that's offensive.

There's all kinds of gays.

You've got your Broadway gays,
your gym gays, your twinks,

your bears, your otters,
your hey, girl gays.

You've got your pups,
your cubs, your chubs.

And most prominently,
you've got your average Joes

who you would never know were gay gays.

- The hell is an otter?

- Lane 20. White pants.

Look, you don't have to
do anything differently.

Just be yourself.

You're gay enough.

- Hello, Cameron.

I thought I smelled failure
and cheap hairspray.

- Oh, hello, Martin.

You're looking unwell.

- Could you do that
thing you did last year

where you lose and then
you try and throw a chair,

but not realize it's bolted down

and wrench your back and then curse at me

while I wave a trophy
in your big red face?

Could you?
(laughs)

- Boy, look at you, you're all worked up.

It must have been a tough
day assistant managing

that Jo-Ann Fabrics.

- It's a Michaels, and you
know it, you son of a bitch!

(upbeat music)