-
Oh Romeo.
-
Knock knock knock ask who's there
-
I'm Romeo
-
recognize me my darling?
-
Knock knock knock ask who's there
-
I'm Romeo
-
I have the world at my feet
-
I'm everyone's envy
-
Seeing me they burn and fry
-
go on, ask me
-
why?
-
I'm Romeo
-
lovin lovin is what I do
-
I'm Romeo
-
I've got these girls in my arms
-
I'm Romeo
-
recognize me my darling?
-
I'm Romeo
-
the world's at my feet
-
Oh Romeo.
-
One two three
-
You talking to me?
-
Five six seven
-
Welcome to my heaven
-
Shampoo and conditioning
-
And curls swirls twirls
-
Diamonds and pearls
-
And girls girls girls
-
I've never had a want
and never will
-
Come on and see
-
Ooh aah me
-
I'm Romeo
-
lovin lovin is what I do
-
I'm Romeo
-
I've got these girls in my arms
-
I'm Romeo
-
recognize me my darling?
-
I'm Romeo
-
Oh Romeo.
-
Romeo.
-
What the.
-
Hey!
-
Gross man!
-
Dudes
-
what you just saw
-
that wasn't a dream
-
that was my life.
-
yes, my life.!
-
What I'm trying to say my friends
-
is that.
-
That was my life,
-
till a few days ago.
-
yes, just a few days ago
-
I had it all.
-
I was living the good life.
-
and then suddenly.
-
no manners!
-
The family I was
the favourite pet of
-
sold everything they had
-
and just upped and left for London.
-
Those silly kids got bored of me
-
and they thought they would get a
new dog from London.
-
HMMPH!
-
New dog my paw!
-
They left me with their servant.
-
and that lazy guy tossed me
out here and took off!
-
This place is the pits!
-
I mean.
-
. there isn't even a loo here man!
-
Where does one pee?
-
Anyway. such is life!
-
One moment you have everything.
-
and the next moment. nothing!
-
Hey half pint!
-
Wassup?
-
What you doing here?
-
Uh, well sir.
-
you see sir.
-
What's a 'sir' dude?
-
You pip-less pipsqueak.
-
can't you talk like a dog?
-
Er. well you see. actually.
-
Aye english medium.
-
want a knuckle sandwich?
-
Thirsty eh?
-
You were being thirsty?
-
Thirst was hitting?
-
This tap ours.
-
No one gets droppings of water.
-
. if we don't say so.
-
This is Hero English and
Guru's domain.
-
Gettit!
-
Er. excuse me.
-
Hey you piece of rotten orange peeI!
-
Weren't you just stretched out
and sleeping here?
-
ok. hehe.
-
Hey!
-
Look here gentledogs.
-
Why's he calling us dogs 'gentle'?
-
(Imitating ShahRukh Khan)
Heyyy Mini.
-
(Imitating ShahRukh Khan)
You're a cat, stay a cat!
-
(Imitating ShahRukh Khan)
Don't try to be a dog!
-
Aey IntervaI.
-
keep quiet.
-
film freak!
-
Come on, show me the money!
-
Money?
-
What money?
-
Bones you fooI.
-
let's see some bones.
-
It's our currency. you see!
-
Uh. ah. ok!
-
What man?
-
Look. buddies,
-
I'll just leave. ok!
-
Get me a knife!
-
Let's teach this guy a lesson!
-
No! Hey listen.
-
guys. guys. guys.
-
Boss, let's use a blade!
-
A knife won't be same things.
-
That talk is not there buddy!
-
Aey Guru!
-
(Imitating Sunny DeoI)
This fist is heavy as a ton!
-
(Imitating Sunny DeoI)
Should I just knock him out?
-
I say.
-
. use a pair of scissors.
-
Dude!
-
These guys are really dumb!
-
Excuse me.
-
Chaps!
-
You guys haven't actually
hurt anyone ever.
-
Right?
-
Not yet. but we're
dying to make a start
-
So?
-
. and you'll be just perfect!
-
Like guys.
-
Stop. Stop. excuse me.
-
stop.
-
No I mean seriously,
look at you guys.
-
You don't look like
goons at all.
-
do you know how cooI
goons look these days?
-
Do you?
-
you chaps look like a bunch of
villain's sidekicks.
-
. from an 80's bollywood
potboiler!
-
I mean people are bored of this
predictable stuff. it's old hat.
-
Spice things up a bit guys!
-
Leave the past behind.
-
the world's zipping past you!
-
Where?
-
I can help you guys.
-
I could give you a cooI look.
-
like style you guys.
-
Eh! What's this son-of-a-ticketless
traveller saying?
-
You catch his drift?
-
It's all flying way
over my head boss!
-
Look.
-
I'll style one of you
guys and show you.
-
You like it, you let me go.
-
If you don't, truss me up
like a turkey.
-
Come on try me!
-
Come on.
-
who's first?
-
Him. him. him.
-
No. no. I'm not going first.
-
FooI, you need it most.
-
zip up and sit tight!
-
Alright
-
here we go.
-
everything is gonna be fine.
-
Done!
-
Wow! IntervaI's looking better
than the main show!
-
Ok boys, who's next?
-
Ahem!
-
So, did you like it?
-
Like. of course!
-
One. two. three
-
this is the first time we've got
to eat something like this.
-
Eww gross!
-
Man! Where were you
all these years!
-
Aye Romeo.
-
So what other tricks
can you teach us tough guys?
-
Get over it. you're a cat.
-
Business!
-
Business.
-
Think about it!
-
If we start a business.
-
that attracts dogs like
bees to a hive.
-
and we mint bones by the dozens.
-
we could use all that wealth.
-
to make these pipes look snazzy.
-
we could gorge on lip
smacking food all day.
-
I mean. dude.
-
We can live the life!
-
Think about it!
-
You won't have to live
in this filth anymore!
-
Business?
-
Now what sorta business.
-
will get us that sort of moolah?
-
A salon!
-
Romeo's Salon!
-
YrF
-
Come on my friend, gimme a try
-
Come on. Come on
-
Why do you crawI, come lets fly
-
Come on. Come on
-
Life's gotta be fun
-
A step ahead I wanna be
-
I want the world to follow me
-
Our tails stand upright
-
bow before our might
-
Come on.
-
Come on
-
Our tails stand upright
-
bow before our might
-
Come on.
-
Come on
-
Bob cut
-
beveI cut
-
fringe cut
-
long cut
-
Somewhere here is your
life's short cut
-
No 'if' here, no 'but'
-
Only pigtails getting cut
-
A step ahead I wanna be
-
I want the world to follow me
-
Our tails stand upright
-
bow before our might
-
Come on.
-
Come on
-
Our tails stand upright
-
bow before our might
-
Come on.
-
Come on
-
Hey!
-
How about ending this
dance with a kiss?
-
No!
-
Hey come on.
-
just one kiss!
-
No!
-
But whenever I dance.
-
girls always kiss me!
-
Sorry.
-
. but not this girI.
-
I'm not that kind of girl.
-
I don't even know you.
-
I was rehearsing here.
-
you came by.
-
We waltzed for a bit.
-
You dance well.
-
but that's that.
-
Don't start getting any ideas.
-
But I. wait!
-
Dude! I love her!
-
ROMEO'S IN LOOOOOVE!
-
I'm in love. love.
love love love love.
-
OUCH! Dude! Love hurts!
-
Ay.
-
No discounts here!
It ain't Christmas yet.
-
Pay up man.
you're two bones less!
-
(Imitating Dharmendra)
First haircut and then shave!
-
O- Ho! Slick as ever!
-
Field clear!
-
Chhainu. Charlie's
sidekick here.
-
Run. run. run!
-
Silence!
-
Eww. Spit!
-
HaiI Ch-ch-charlie Anna!
-
Hmm. Hail Charlie Anna
. Hail always.!
-
What do we have here? A mirror.
-
Hmm. Hey Edward scissorhands.
-
What is this I see?
-
Statue?
-
Catch catch
-
You son of a barber!
-
Beauty Parlours.
-
You've started up
a new business here?
-
Tell me.
-
Do you have Charlie Anna's
permission. eh?
-
Hehe Chhainu,
it slipping our minds.
-
we are forgots.
-
You son of an amnesiac!
-
Do you remember the day today?
Friday.
-
It's collection day!
-
For Charlie Anna's
protection money!
-
Now look here
-
I am Charlie Anna's
biggest sidekick.
-
But I have to pay up too!
-
Chhainu brother.
Chhainu brother.
-
we were on our way to you right after
we shut shop for the day.
-
Of course you were baby.
-
Parlour!
-
Let me test it out for myself!
-
Of course sir
-
incoming incoming.
-
Your hair cut on the house!
-
No chargings for cuttings!
-
Free? This I got to see!
-
I like this royaI treatment.
-
Clean up this mess!
-
Hey!
-
Hey what's going on?
-
Stick it back.
-
And where is everybody?
-
Why's everyone buzzing
about this cartoon here?
-
Who's this ball of gel?
-
Shhhh!
-
Carefu! Romeo you have no
idea who this is!
-
Whoever he is,
-
he's still a cartoon.
-
Shhh! That's Chhainu.
-
Don Charlie Anna's right hand.
-
Messing with him means messing
with Charlie himself.
-
So we're giving him a free
haircut to keep him happy!
-
WHAT!
-
FREE?
-
YOU MUST BE JOKING!
-
No one gets a free haircut!
-
What were you thinking?
-
Who said we dole out
free haircuts huh?
-
No free haircuts.
-
GET OUT!
-
Shut your face ball of geI!
-
you don't know who
you're talking to!
-
You'll charge me?
You'll make me pay you bones?
-
If Charlie Anna so much as
hears of this
-
he'll use you as his personaI
poop collector for the.
-
. rest of your days
on this earth!
-
HEY! What's this?!
-
What do you think of yourself?
-
Go tell your Anna.
-
Romeo doesn't toss bones
in front of mad dogs!
-
Now, SCRAM!
-
Hey scissorhands.
-
finish my haircut at least.
-
makes me feeI a little incomplete!
-
Get out.
-
GET OUT!
-
You son of a dog. how dare you?!
-
Wait till CHARLIE ANNA
hears of this.
-
No one has any respect for me!
-
There are no decent folk left
in this town anymore!
-
Stop it you guys, the show's over,
get back to work.
-
I'm going back to bed
-
I couldn't get a wink of
sleep all night!
-
Hey sleeping beauty wake up!
-
Ok wise guy!
-
Where are all those bones we've
been earning all this time?
-
Fork them out.
-
We need to give
Charlie Anna his weeklies!
-
That's funny.
-
Are you serious?
-
Look around you guys!
-
How do you think I paid to make
these pipes look this snazzy?
-
Think about it.
-
With the bones we earned
from our business!
-
You mean we don't have
a single bone left?
-
Not one.?
-
C'mon guys.
-
Those bones were not earned for us
to give away as protection money!
-
Now I have to make myself going.
-
farewell!
-
good bye.
-
bye bye.
-
Aye you bunch of melodramatic fools,
stop these theatrics.
-
There's no point in running.
-
Charlie Anna will find us
no matter where we run to.
-
We can't escape him.
-
We have no choice left.
-
but to groveI before him
for his mercy.
-
Come on then let's goes.
-
. before he beats us
hollow like drums.
-
Our orchestra will
start playing friends!
-
Dude! Who the heck
is Charlie Anna?
-
I'm coming empty handed, I hope anna
doesn't fry me into an omelette!
-
I should have brought
Charlie Anna's weeklies on time.
-
That's what I keep telling them
but no one listens!
-
I guess everything
should be fine inside.
-
Such a large gathering.
-
Must be a serious matter.
-
Please Charlie Anna, help me.
-
My life's in danger!
-
Tension not.
-
You paid my weeklies on time.
-
With Anna's blessing,
every dog has its day!
-
Be happy my chappie.
-
Go!
-
Charlie Anna you're the greatest.
-
hail Charlie Anna.
hail Charlie Anna!
-
I like.
-
Oh! Reverse!
-
Hehe go east, go west,
Anna is the best!
-
Anna, this week we've collected
just a little less. I.!
-
Useless fellow!
-
Fool! Donkey!
-
Useless fellow!
-
Hail Charlie anna!
-
Had breakfast Anna?
-
GET OUT!
-
Nonsense persons!
-
What have I been hearing?
-
They started up a new business.
-
. and Guru's gang didn't
so much as inform me!
-
New business with a new boss.
-
And they didn't pay up
my weeklies either.
-
Those dogs haven't paid me?
-
USELESS FELLOW! FOOL!
-
What did you go there for then?
-
Half a hair cut and no weeklies?
-
How could you be my official
Sidekick and let this happen?
-
Anna I say.
-
The thing is.
-
Guru and his gang are here!
-
Get lost now.
-
go stand guard over
the bone treasury!
-
REZUME POZITION I ZAY!
-
GET OUT!
-
GO!
-
Look where you're standing!
-
Come in!
-
H- Hail Charlie Anna!
-
ANGELS!
-
These are my angels!
-
Charlie's Angels!
-
Jokes!
-
Yintroductions
-
Silk Sunitha.
-
Nylon Nalini.
-
Polyester Padmini!
-
You can't even start to imagine
how dangerous these three can be!
-
YUNDERSTAND! hmm.
-
But Anna.
-
ZILENCE I ZAY!
-
Up. Side. Down.
-
Ok so who wants to be the first to
get a pounding from my angels?
-
Eeni meeni maini mo.
-
Whoa hope no one saw me!
-
A fine place I found to have a nap
-
Bones!
-
Chhainu!
-
Darling Chhainu!
-
Angeles?
-
Chhainu darling.
-
Handsome, dashing Chhainu.
follow me.
-
Follow me Chhainu.
-
Local birds.
International words!
-
Angeles?
-
Why are you playing this
game of light and.
-
. shade with me you naughty girl?
-
Handsome dashing Chhainu.
follow me.!
-
Now that you are here don't feel
shy to come to me, come on!
-
Angels!
-
Yangels! Pickle these four!
-
The End!
-
Hail Charlie Anna!
-
Romeo. Romeo.
-
Wow! What a personality!
-
Dude!
-
What?
-
Oh. Sorry!
-
Anna! I've brought the weekly
protection money.
-
for you.!
-
I've got it!
-
These are from me and my friends.
-
He got it. Saved.
-
Who are you?
-
Yintroduce!
-
Anna I'm their friend. Romeo.
-
Room? Who's room?
-
Hahaha. Good one.
-
No. um. Romeo.
-
like Romeo!
-
ZAME TO ZAME!
-
ROOMEAO ROOMEAO!
-
Yes. very good.
-
Anna, I've traveled a long
way to get here.
-
Just to get an audience with you.
-
I'm your biggest fan!
-
Please let me go.
-
I see!
-
Fan? Hahaha. Wokay.
-
Charlie has fans everywhere.
-
I like.
-
uh. Anna.
-
so can we go now?
-
Please.
-
Lizzen Roomeao!
-
You're new here.
-
Keep one thing in mind.
-
I am a dangerous persons!
-
I am so dangerous that sometimes
I scare even myself!
-
If you mess with Charlie Anna
- The End!
-
GET OUT!
-
STOP!
-
You're my fan, right?
-
Here!
-
My yautograph.
-
Be happy my chappie!
-
ANNA! ANNA!
-
ANNA! ANNA!
-
Chhainu! We're done for!
-
Anna.
-
Control. Stop. control.
-
ANNA! Anna!
-
He's the one. the root of
the problem.
-
he threw me out.
-
and didn't even pay me your
weekly protection money!
-
Son of betel nut!
-
You're trying to fool me?! Liar!
-
There. their protection money!
-
Hail Charlie Anna!
-
Get out!
-
GET OUT!
-
Every dog gets his day!
-
One day I will have mine!
-
Nonsense persons!
-
(Imitating Sanjay Dutt)
Dude! We were Lucky to get away
-
Oh yes. that was close shavings!
-
Well I guess!
all's well that ends well.
-
Hide!
-
Be carefuI!
-
Saved.
-
Hey guys! What's wrong?
-
That was the municipality van.
-
It drives by sometimes.
-
Some dogs get caught.
-
. and the municipality workers lock
them in the van and drive off!
-
And then.
-
you never hear of those
dogs again.
-
Scram!
-
uh. guys. sorry but I gotta go!
-
Bye!
-
One encounter with Anna.
-
. and the guy's lost his marbles!
-
Hi! I'm Romeo!
-
No thanks!
-
Ever since I set my eyes on you.
-
I can't stop thinking about you.
-
I think I'm falling
in love with you!
-
Look, I'm not lying.
-
I'm really in love with you!
-
And I'll do anything to prove it!
-
Anything!
-
Just say the word!
-
Anything?
-
Yeah anything!
-
Fine!
-
I perform at the Moonlight
Nightclub once a week.
-
Tomorrow's my show.
-
If you really love me
-
then you'll have to
get on that stage.
-
. in front of
everyone and dance with me!
-
That's all?
-
Done deal!
-
But Hello! Your name.
-
Laila!
-
WHIPEEEE!
-
Hold on a sec. Hey Romeo.
-
where are you taking us?
-
And why are you flashing
your pearlies that way?
-
You look funny!
-
You are seeing funny my friend!
-
Guys. guys!
-
Romeo. is in love!
-
So who is she?
-
Follow me.
-
Excuse me please!
-
LAILA!
-
We're done for!
-
LAILA? Are you out of your mind?
-
Oye numbskull, couldn't
you find anyone else?
-
Charlie Anna's crazy about Laila!
-
She. She. she's.
-
Anna's girlfriend?
-
Heck no! She doesn't so much as
look at the dude.
-
But since Anna's crazy about her.
-
no one dare speak to her.
-
They're scared!
-
Only a lunatic would
dare mess with Anna
-
And you're truly loony man!
-
Buddy!
-
Anna's gonna smack
the life out of you.
-
He will hit you with life!
-
(Imitating Dharmendra)
You'll die like a dog Romeo!
-
It's been a while since
I last had the good fortune.
-
. to see the future Mrs. Anna.
-
Start!
-
YrF
-
Touch.
-
Touch these lips.
-
Touch my heart just this one time,
come on
-
Say the words just this one time,
come on
-
O Laila! O Laila!
-
O Laila! O Laila!
-
I'm the dog of your dreams
-
O Laila! O Laila!
-
Touch.
-
Touch these lips.
-
These lips smile.
-
why don't you go on and smile too.
-
They sparkle,
-
touch and turn them to stars
-
Bring them to earth,
just this one time, come on
-
come on
-
They're closer now,
just this one time, come on
-
. come on.
-
O Laila! O Laila!
-
O Laila! O Laila!
-
I'm the dog of your dreams
-
O Laila! O Laila!
-
Touch.
-
Touch these lips.
-
NO! ROMEOOO. ROMEOOOOOO.!
-
LAILA! LAILA!
-
ROMEO!
-
Guys. come on. let me go!
-
No. no. not up there.
-
Hey Romeo, you're dead meat.
-
You ball of gel, there's no way
Anna's gonna let you go today.
-
PLEASE STOP!
-
IT'S HURTING!
-
I'M LIKING!
-
Now you know.
-
what happens to those who
dance with my one and only Laila?
-
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
-
STOP PLEASE!
-
So you wanna dance eh. eh?
-
You wanna be
Michael Jackson eh. eh?
-
AIYYO! WHY?
-
WHY I ZAY!
-
Why doesn't Laila love me!
-
Me. this dashing,
handsome matinee hero.
-
why does she treat me
like an extra.
-
Why does she have to
dance with this fool?
-
Come to think of it.
-
I'm not half bad looking myself.
-
HEY! MIRROR!
-
Look at this!
-
I am so handsome.
-
. before me all are pale!
-
But before Laila.
-
I always fail!
-
What to do Oh MUMMY.
what to do?
-
YANGELS!
-
It's THE END for him!
-
AAAAH! ANNA STOP PLEASE!
-
I didn't know you liked Laila!
-
I'm new here!
I'll bring Laila around!
-
I'll make her
fall in love with you!
-
YANGELS STOP I ZAY! Wait!
-
These words you just uttered.
-
Please repeat!
-
Anna, if I had even the slightest
inkling you like Laila.
-
do you think I'd have the
audacity to dance with her?!
-
You see, don't worry.
-
I know how to win
these females over!
-
You don't worry.
-
I'll win her over for you!
-
Just give me some time.
-
. and you have my word.
-
Laila will be yours!
-
Mister oversmart.
-
if I couldn't impress her
in all this time.
-
. with my drop dead
handsome looks.
-
What will a fool like
you be able to achieve?
-
Tell tell!
-
Yangels THE END!
-
No!
-
please, listen to me.
-
You don't know these girls!
-
They like to play hard to get!
-
But you don't worry.
-
a great don like you must have
so many things to worry about.
-
Let me worry
about these little issues.
-
let me go.
-
hehe.
-
and I promise Laila will be yours.
-
Leave these small worries
for a small fish like me.!
-
You relax Anna!
-
Just chill.
-
Ooh!
-
Sorry I'm just.
-
a little nervous.
-
Hmmm!
-
Hmmm! Wokay! Wokay.
-
If Laila is mine.
-
I won't steam you into an idli!
-
Wokay!
-
But, however, although.
-
If you don't do as promised.
-
Never Anna.
-
Then.
-
THE END!
-
Dude.
-
you don't standing a chances.
-
it's impossible to be convincing
Laila to be girilfriend of Anna.
-
Now listen up
-
every morning a goods train
leaves this town.
-
for the southernmost
tip of the country.
-
it's been arranged.
-
get on it and disappear.
-
and once you've touched the tip,
-
catch the steamer for
the Andaman islands.
-
If you're lucky Anna will
never be able to find you.
-
Bye Romeo. Bon voyager!
-
Oh Romeo!
-
Laila!
-
Anna Anna!
-
Get a grip on yourself.
-
send Laila back!
-
Yeah yeah.
-
Oh! Uh.
-
Hi. uh.
-
Won't you.
-
ask me in?
-
No. say no!
-
Uh. yeah. of course.
-
please. please.
-
Hmmm.
-
nice place you have here!
-
I've heard
-
there's magic in those
fingers of yours.
-
make me look like the way
I look in your dreams.
-
I want to look like your Laila.
-
Romeo's Laila.
-
The End!
-
NOOOO.
-
You're close to me. so right
-
you're with me. so right.
-
You're close to me. so right
-
you're with me. so right.
-
How do I say it.
-
why do I feeI so right?
-
You're close to me. so right
-
you're with me. so right.
-
You're close to me. so right
-
you're with me. so right.
-
Beautiful!
-
Romeo's Laila.
-
Won't you.
-
walk me home.?
-
I've fallen in love.
-
this love is forever and ever.
-
Ready!
-
Three. Four. Five.
-
Six.
-
I've scored six!
-
I've won!
-
Hey!
-
What's going on here?
-
It's the most popular sport here.
-
The dog.
-
who wakes the most number of humans
with his howling.
-
wins!
-
Laila. That's Laila
-
Even Romeo is here.
-
Romeo. romeo.
-
Romeo come on, give it a try.
-
Come on buddy. come on.
-
Hey no no. guys forget it,
no way.
-
Come on come on.
-
Go on!
-
For my sake!
-
Win it for me!
-
This mellow breeze is so right
-
This moment of being
shy is so right
-
Everytime I see you
-
I want to feel your touch
-
. 8,9, and 10!
-
Romeo wins!
-
It's a record!
-
The feeling I felt
in my heart is so right
-
It touches my heart by day,
this night is so so right
-
You're close to me. so right
-
you're with me. so right.
-
You're close to me. so right
-
you're with me. so right.
-
Uh. haha.
-
well, that was fun.
-
so then.
-
I guess.
-
goodnight.
-
The first time we met.
-
you wanted to.
-
kiss me.
-
remember?
-
The next full moon night
-
at that very spot.
-
this time.
-
I won't say no!
-
I promise.!
-
Bye.
-
Bye.
-
Hand up, Meaning. something's up!
-
AAAAH!
-
DUDE!
-
Don't go sneaking around like that!
-
What are you doing here?
-
Why you canine casanova?
-
Fixing a date for Anna eh?
-
You haven't, right?
-
date. of course. of course.
-
er. yes. tomorrow!
-
Tomorrow.
-
Tomorrow night!
-
Night?
-
At the main square!
-
At the main square?
-
That's just what
I had come here to fix up!
-
That means.
-
it's fixed?
-
Really?
-
Hmmm. I see.
-
Ok then,
-
I'll go tell Anna.
-
This cake should get baked
tomorrow night itself.
-
you better make sure of that. ok?
-
Of course.
-
you tell Anna.
-
I'll make sure of that. haha.
-
Date fixing barber!
-
Good for nothing sidekick!
-
What did you just say?
-
Nothing.
-
Hey Chhainu Bro. hehe
-
Just like that.
-
Good night.
-
Just like that, hmmm.
-
Idea!
-
Stop!
-
Come on guys! Lemme go!
-
Have you fellows lost it?
-
If Anna gets to know,
-
he'll have us on his dinner plate!
-
Listen just chill will you!
-
You just need to wear this shawI and
act like Laila in front of him
-
that's all!
-
But Romeo.
-
Keep quiet!
-
And listen,
-
Laila, that is you,
needs to insult him once.
-
. put him down so bad that he never
has the guts to think of her again!
-
You understand.
-
You'll get me killed!
-
(Imitating Sanjay Dutt)
Take a chill pill!
-
Hey!
-
I told you!
-
I won't do it.
-
You've been trying to become
one of us for the longest time.
-
this is your chance.
-
do this well.
-
and we'll accept you.
-
as one of us!
-
Dog!
-
Anna is here.
-
Anna's come gone my-friends!
-
Hide. fast faster fastest!
-
HELP!
-
Exposure!
-
I want to paly the game of love!
-
I want you in the name of love!
-
I want to paly the game of love!
-
I want you in the name of love!
-
Just go on!
-
What have I got myself into!
-
Come with me I want to fly!
-
Don't stop let the whole world know!
-
Come fast. come fast.
don't be slow!
-
Love is fast. life is slow!
-
Laila!
-
My zweet zweet Laila!
-
Is it really you?
-
Yo fat head it is me!
-
uh. er.
-
I mean.
-
yes. I am Laila!
-
From myself.
-
with love!
-
Aiyyo Laila.
-
I'm your biggest fan.
-
not just a fan, I'm your
biggest airconditioner!
-
Jokes!
-
I've loved you for so long now.
-
but you don't even look
in my direction.
-
I have large posters of you pasted
on the walls of my heart.
-
We are made for each other!
-
Will you please be my girlfriend?
-
GIRLFRIEND!
-
YOURS!
-
You donkey!
-
Have you ever looked at yourself
in the mirror?!
-
You look like an ape
with a mouthfuI of grapes!
-
Fatty. grumpy. senile.
-
you don't even know
how to talk to a girI.
-
all you can do is throw your weight
around all day.
-
being your girlfriend would be worse
than getting run over by a taxi!
-
In fact you're such an ungly beast.
-
I can't even bring myself
to look at you.
-
Yuck.!
-
The fooI.
-
she's overacting!
-
You look like a complete fooI.
-
how could you even think it.
-
Your girlfriend!
-
You should be hanged upside down
and beaten up.
-
How dare you!
-
You should be cut into stale little
bits and fed to the crows!
-
I don't know what you say!
-
Aiyyyoooooo! Laila
-
Laila I zay!
-
How now!
-
Looks like Laila doesn't
like handsome dogs
-
otherwise.
-
she would never have
spurned a handsome.
-
dashing young dog like me!
-
How?
-
Aiyyo Roomeao!
-
You cheated me!
-
Anna. Stop.
-
CHEATER!
-
You promised me.
-
that Laila would be my girlfriend.
-
YANGELS!
-
THE END!
-
ANNA!
-
But Laila's agreed to one more date!
-
Yangels! PAUSE!
-
What did you just say?
-
Repeat.
-
Yes Anna!
-
Laila's agreed to meet
you one more time!
-
The next full moon night.
-
on that shingled roof.
-
where she rehearses her dance.!
-
Destiny!
-
What's the point!
-
She'll fry my try again!
-
Yangels!
-
The End!
-
Anna! Please! No!
-
She won't do any such thing.
-
Look,
-
I admit the first date
was a disaster
-
but she did agree to give
you a second chance!
-
There must be something to it!
-
The job's as good as done no Anna?
-
It just needs a finaI push.
-
You'll have to impress
Laila like never before.
-
In front!
-
You'll have to look cool Anna,
reaI cooI!
-
Kwool?
-
What kwool?
-
Cool, Anna, cool!
-
Girls like style you know!
-
Style you zay!
-
I am full of style!
-
See!
-
Yangels!
-
The End!
-
Anna please!
-
I'll teach you how to impress Laila.
-
You don't worry!
-
I'll make you cooI!
-
How much kwooler?
-
Tell tell!
-
YrF
-
I like this groove!
-
When your heart's troubled by love
-
Don't forget
-
Don't be simple, don't be dull
-
Be cool my pet
-
Cool cool.
-
cooI cooI.
-
that's the rule!
-
CooI cooI.
-
cool cool.
-
that's the rule!
-
You will never be cooI,
you will always be a fooI
-
Stop this whining.
-
Don't be silly like a bum,
don't be sticky like a gum
-
Girls don't like this whining!
-
My heart wants to meet
her all the time
-
What do I do to make her mine?
-
Cool cool, cool cool,
-
that's the rule
-
Cool cool, cool cool,
-
that's the rule
-
Charlie is Laila's
-
and Laila is Charlie's
-
Welcome welcome will they say
-
please come please come
will they say
-
Look in my eyes,
-
love is what you'll see
-
Us and our little Charlie
will be forever happy
-
First learn the rules of love
-
Cool cool, the style schooI
-
You need to go to schooI
-
Cool cool, the style school
-
Come on, let's do it baby!
-
Angels!
-
Everytime you chase a girI,
she will take you for a whirI
-
Enough of this chasing around
-
Everytime you look aloof,
you will see it with a proof
-
She'll be yours this time!
-
I run behind,
-
ahead is my heart
-
Laila smiles, I get torn apart
-
Cool cool, Cool cool,
-
that's the. whatever!
-
Cool cool, Cool cool,
-
I see!
-
This way or that
-
Laila will say that
her heart will be mine
-
She will be mine for ever and ever
-
Make me modern,
-
make me hip
-
Laila should see me
and slip Come on!
-
First learn the rules love
-
the style school
-
You need to go to school
-
Long live Charlie!
-
When your heart's troubled by love
don't forget
-
Don't be simple, don't be dull
be cool my pet
-
Check this out!
-
Cool cool, cool cool,
-
that's the rule
-
Cool cool, cool cool,
-
The schooI of love, baby!
-
that's the rule
-
So kick back Charlie.
-
Cool!
-
Full Moon night!
-
It's the night of my big
date with Laila.
-
And Laila's big date with Anna!
-
Anna will be here any minute now.
-
Ok Guys. that's it.
-
I'm gonna tell Laila
everything tonight.
-
everything!
-
Hey mentaI hospitaI's life member,
-
Remember!
-
Take our advice. beat it!
-
No man. I love Laila.
-
I can't lie to her.
-
My foot!
-
If Anna gets to know.
-
(Imitating Jaaved Jaaferi)
I don't trust Anna!
-
I don't care! Whatever.
-
I'm gonna tell Laila everything.
-
Oh Romeo!
-
Hello Romeo!
-
Er. ah. um.
-
well.
-
It's the night of our first kiss!
-
Uh. um. er. a. ba. er.
-
OWW!
-
Excuse me?
-
Er. I. I mean wow!
-
Wow!
-
You're looking gorgeous!
-
Er. Laila.
-
I need to tell you something.
-
you know.
-
actually.
-
Shhhhh!
-
Hello!
-
What's this?!
-
. and you've kept her for yourself!
-
Chhainu.!
-
I'm done for!
-
Buddy you are soooo finished!
-
You've two-timed Anna!
-
Hey! Chhainu. that.
-
HEY! Buddy
-
you promised Anna
-
you'll make Laila his girlfriend
-
. and you've kept her for yourself!
-
WHAT!
-
What's he talking about Romeo?
-
Hello sister-in-law!
-
This guy's a two-faced crook!
-
Speak up.
-
Why are you looking at me?
-
Romeo.
-
Is this true?
-
Did you promise Charlie
-
you'll make me his girlfriend?
-
Er. Laila. I can explain.
-
I had no choice.
-
YES OR NO?
-
Er. no. uh.
-
yes.
-
but I can explain.
-
See the truth prevails.
-
After tonight
-
I don't ever want to
see your face again!
-
Laila please.
-
please listen.
-
You've only gotten slapped so far!
-
Wait till Anna hears of this.
-
you're a goner.
get ready for trouble buddy!
-
There is no honesty left
in this world.
-
kissing on the rooftop!
-
(Imitating Shatrughan Sinha)
Tell your mum, Chhainu had come!
-
RUN!
-
Son-of-a-gun if you'd run earlier
you'd have to run alone
-
. now because of you
-
we all have to run!
-
ROOMEAO!
-
RUN! RUN!
-
My mistake! Sorry!
-
Angels attack!
-
ATTACK!
-
(Imitating Rajesh Khanna)
Man! Aren't they something!
-
One look at you and I knew love.
-
That love's a crazy little thing.
-
Where do we go from here.
-
We could die in your arms.
-
One look at you and I knew love!
-
Hey!
-
Where has this Mini disappeared!
-
Oh! It's just a mouse!
-
Hey jumping jack!
What kind of game is this?
-
Hello! What do we have here?
-
Chhainu! Bye.
-
Jumbo jet?!
-
I'm done for!
-
I'll get you for this Mini!
-
Roomeao!
-
Today I won't spare you!
-
If you are a son of a dog.
-
then fight me!
-
Come on!
-
Make my day!
-
You think.
-
a flea like you loves Laila
more that Charlie Anna?
-
Of course Anna!
-
I love laila a million
times more than you.
-
How dare you!
-
Kung Fu Anna!
-
If you so much as touch me,
-
. I'll fry you into an omlette!
-
Come on. touch me!
-
You touch and show first.
-
No you touch.
-
No you.
-
No you I zay.
-
If you touch me.
-
And if. you touch me.
-
Go for it!
-
You go for it! Go!
-
You go!
-
Go!
-
You go!
-
Ok then. I'll go!
-
Bye!
-
Mummy!
-
Where will you go from here?
-
Oh no. not again!
-
The end!
-
The dog pound!
-
Yippee! The dog pound!
-
See you later alligator!
-
Round up all these roadside strays.
-
Keep a look out for that
fat one in shades!
-
He's been giving us the slip
for a long time now!
-
Look there!
-
Catch him!
-
Find him. He couldn't
have gone far.
-
Catch him!
-
He is running away.
-
catch him.
-
Hey! Anna!
-
The dog pound!
-
(Imitating Amitabh Bachchan)
You run so fast twice in life.
-
(Imitating Amitabh Bachchan). in
an olympic race or a police case!
-
Lets try and catch some more!
-
Let's try and round up some more
of these roadside pariahs.
-
C'mon!
-
Romeo. Romeo!
-
Oh man! Romeo! Disaster!
-
How'd Romeo get caught.
-
Romeo got caught because of me!
-
Its not my fault.
-
Double disaster!
-
The municipality guys were About
to catch me.
-
but Romeo jumped out in
the middle and saved me!
-
Lizzen you Rascals!
-
Get that watchman out of
the way somehow.
-
I'll take care of the rest.
-
Go!
-
Roomeaw!
-
forget the fear.
-
Anna is here!
-
Be appy my chappy!
-
Genius at works!
-
Come on Charlie!
-
Where will I get a pin from?
-
Saved by a hair's breadth!
-
Open Sesame!
-
You are not happy, my chappy?
-
Thank you Anna.
-
Thank you for saving me.
-
No Roomeao. No!
-
I should be thanking you!
-
You saved me despite all
that I did to you.
-
Roomeao.
You are unique personality!
-
Ya definitely!
-
I don't hate anybody Anna.
-
I have only loved.
-
Laila.
-
but now.
-
I think I've lost her.
-
I can't live without her.
-
anyway.
-
thank you all for everything.
-
I'm going to go from here now.
-
Please.
-
don't go.
-
Aw come on.
-
. girls will come and will go.
-
Yes!
-
You not, someone else.
-
some other. and not
and someone else.
-
Please Zip it up you weirdo.
-
I have no idea what you're saying.
-
let me go.
-
without Laila.
-
there's just no point.
-
Romeo.
-
Roomeow.
-
I'll miss you.
-
FOOL!
-
Where you running off to with
your tail between your legs?
-
Hahahaha!
-
Romeo.
-
Laila!
-
ROOMEAO!
-
What a fooI you are!
-
You're leaving your Laila behind!
-
ANNA.
-
I've cheated Laila.
-
Nonsense persons!
-
Your love was true!
-
So where's the cheating?
-
I've told Laila everything.
-
. she's understood all of it.
-
you're the biggest fooI
in the world.
-
despite that Laila loves
you like crazy.
-
Laila's yours.!
-
Not Tom's, not Dick's,
not Harry's.
-
Only yours!
-
Jokes.
-
But true!
-
GO!
-
Go Laila. get him!
-
Where have I seen this before?
-
(Imitating ShahRukh Khan)
Such things happen!
-
I love you!
-
Happy ending!
-
YrF
-
Life has been beautifuI.
-
not too much not too less.
-
so lets live it up.
-
Oohhh. Aahhh.
-
Me.
-
Roadside. Romeo.
-
Romeo.
-
the world's at my feet
-
Oh Romeo.
-
Romeo.
-
Oh Romeo.
-
Romeo.
-
I am. Romeo, baby!
-
Recognize me my darling?
-
I am Romeo.
-
That's me!