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Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier...
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...and welcome to Dungeon Nightmares.
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[beep]
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It is dark. I don't have a flashlight...
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...but that says "Press C to Use".
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And now it says "Press B to Blow".
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[beep]
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"She's coming!"
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Do I need to press B to blow?
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[beep]
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Hiii!
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I'm gonna call you Boney!
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You want me to press B to blow?
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[beep]
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"I wouldn't look in the mirror."
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Where's a mirror? AAAAHFFFF...uck you, dickbag!
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You just lost your B-to-blow privileges.
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[beep]
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"Don't follow her to that room."
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Oh, really? Did she hear about my b-to-blow skillz?
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[beep]
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You know, that red text, when it says...
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..."Artifact is found", makes me think that...
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...I might die soon.
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I MIGHT DIE SOON!
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"I will always be with you..."
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NO THANK YOU!
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[beep]
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Are you the same Boney as the other Boney?
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I gotta turn around to open this door--HASDFDSGHRRR
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I was so hideously ugly that the second I looked at him...
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...he DIED.
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[beep]
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What? Whywhywhy?
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Wh-whywhywhywhywhywhywhy?
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HEUGH!
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Whywhywhywhy?
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Why? Why do I keep black out t--WAAAAHAA!
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"Press C to Use"
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...and now it says "Press B to Blow".
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Rrreally?
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...it's also for butts!
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Which I'm gonna stab of the maker of this game.
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I'm gonna stab him in the butt...
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STOPITSTOPITSTOPITSTOPITSTO--
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This is a violent game.