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Funny Step Brothers Scene

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    I'm just saying, I think you've got
    to think about your options
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    I know you're technically married now
    but that does not mean that they have
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    to live here.
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    >>Dale, I think it's time for a change
    for both of us.
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    >>Dad, we're men. Ok. That means
    a few things
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    We like to shit with the door open,
    talk about pussy,
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    go on river boat gambling trips,
    make our own beef jerky.
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    That's what we do and now that
    is all wrecked.
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    >>We literally have never done any
    of those things.
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    >>Where did he go to medical school?
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    >>He went to Northwestern and Johns
    Hopkins. Is that good enough for you?
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    >>No it's not.
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    >>Well Brennan those are very
    prestigious schools.
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    >>I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins
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    >>You don't know anyone named
    Johnny Hopkins
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    >>It was Johnny Hopkins and Sloane
    Kettering and they were
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    blazing that shit up everyday.
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    >>Alright, here's a scenario for you Dad
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    suppose Nancy sees me coming out
    of the shower
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    and decides to come on to me. I'm looking
    good.
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    I have a luscious V of hair going from my
    chest pubes down to my ball 'fro
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    If she takes one look at me and goes,
    'Oh my God, I've had the old bull
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    now I want the young calf,' and she grabs
    me by the winer--
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    >>Shut the ***k up.
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    [music]
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    >>Come on Brennan
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    >>I'm fine here.
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    >>There you are [laughs]
    >>Hi.
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    >>Oh, you look so cute in your moving
    clothes
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    How was it?
    >>It was easy. The movers did everything.
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    >>Where's Brennan?
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    >>Um, he's still in the car. It was
    kind of a rough drive.
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    >>Hey Robert, what's all the commotion?
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    >>Hey Don
    >>Is that your wife Nancy?
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    >>Right here Don.
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    >>Can I come over this afternoon and touch
    your face?
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    >>Sure...
    >>Thanks.
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    >>See you Don.
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    [barking] >> Let's go Cinnamon. Heel,
    Cinnamon. Cinnamon.
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    >>Hi Dale
    >>Hey Nancy
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    Will you make me a grilled cheese
    sandwich?
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    >>Sure.
    >>No. Dale just ate. He's testing you
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    to see how much he can get away with.
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    >>I see.
    >>I'm hungry.
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    >>Look in your right hand.
    >>I sure don't mind a bit.
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    >>Oh no.
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    [funky music plays]
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    And all the kids, all the kids don't wanna
    make a scene...
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    >>Hey
    >>Hey
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    >>I'm Brennan
    >>I'm Dale
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    You have to call me Dragon
    >>You have to call me nighthawk
Title:
Funny Step Brothers Scene
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
03:29

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