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I'm just saying, I think you've got
to think about your options
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I know you're technically married now
but that does not mean that they have
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to live here.
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>>Dale, I think it's time for a change
for both of us.
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>>Dad, we're men. Ok. That means
a few things
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We like to shit with the door open,
talk about pussy,
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go on river boat gambling trips,
make our own beef jerky.
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That's what we do and now that
is all wrecked.
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>>We literally have never done any
of those things.
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>>Where did he go to medical school?
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>>He went to Northwestern and Johns
Hopkins. Is that good enough for you?
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>>No it's not.
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>>Well Brennan those are very
prestigious schools.
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>>I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins
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>>You don't know anyone named
Johnny Hopkins
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>>It was Johnny Hopkins and Sloane
Kettering and they were
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blazing that shit up everyday.
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>>Alright, here's a scenario for you Dad
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suppose Nancy sees me coming out
of the shower
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and decides to come on to me. I'm looking
good.
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I have a luscious V of hair going from my
chest pubes down to my ball 'fro
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If she takes one look at me and goes,
'Oh my God, I've had the old bull
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now I want the young calf,' and she grabs
me by the winer--
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>>Shut the ***k up.
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[music]
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>>Come on Brennan
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>>I'm fine here.
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>>There you are [laughs]
>>Hi.
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>>Oh, you look so cute in your moving
clothes
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How was it?
>>It was easy. The movers did everything.
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>>Where's Brennan?
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>>Um, he's still in the car. It was
kind of a rough drive.
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>>Hey Robert, what's all the commotion?
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>>Hey Don
>>Is that your wife Nancy?
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>>Right here Don.
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>>Can I come over this afternoon and touch
your face?
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>>Sure...
>>Thanks.
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>>See you Don.
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[barking] >> Let's go Cinnamon. Heel,
Cinnamon. Cinnamon.
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>>Hi Dale
>>Hey Nancy
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Will you make me a grilled cheese
sandwich?
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>>Sure.
>>No. Dale just ate. He's testing you
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to see how much he can get away with.
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>>I see.
>>I'm hungry.
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>>Look in your right hand.
>>I sure don't mind a bit.
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>>Oh no.
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[funky music plays]
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And all the kids, all the kids don't wanna
make a scene...
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>>Hey
>>Hey
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>>I'm Brennan
>>I'm Dale
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You have to call me Dragon
>>You have to call me nighthawk