La que se avecina - Antonio Recio y Berta borrachos

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Oh my God everything was so tasty
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Romantic dinner, Parrales working for me,
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Enrique has been abandoned by his bitch,
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what a perfect day!
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Oh! I nearly fell!
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Forgive me, Lord, for being slightly drunk
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Well, who knows what a big party he threw on the last supper
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There was a lot of wine for sure!
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It's normal. If I found out I was going to be crucified the day after,
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I'd get pissed drunk.
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Antonio, thank you for such a beautiful day.
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You've made me very happy today.
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Who gives a job to an immigrant nowadays?
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Antonio Recio makes people happy wherever he goes
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Come here, I'll make love to you
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Oooh, the grand finale
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Antonio, I desire you
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Wait, wait I'll get the tricornio
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Yes, yes, give it to me, I'll put it on
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Yes, yes!! I'm the dangerous criminal and you're the horny policewoman
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Against the wall!!! Your ID!!!
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I want a lawyer! I have rights!
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Shut up!!!
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Yeah, hit me more, hit me more!!
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SIIIILENCE!!
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Let's see, what you hide down here...
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Berta!! I don't recognise you, we must drink wine everynight!

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