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(bell rings)
(door closes)
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♪ (muzak over intercom) ♪
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- Hey, I wanna return this game.
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- Sorry, bud.
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Looks like you bought this used.
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- But it's-- it's-- it's broken!
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It doesn't even work!
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- Hmm.
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- Seriously, try it.
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(exhausted sigh)
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♪ (dramatic music) ♪
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- Looks fine to me.
- Keep going.
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♪ (dramatic music) ♪
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(bang!)
(body thuds)
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♪ (victorious music) ♪
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♪ (muzak over intercom) ♪
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- So... what's the problem?
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- What the-- what's the pro--?
Well, there's no game!
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- Seems right to me.
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- What? You-You just die in the tutorial?
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- I suppose in your game
Hitler gets to live.
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- What?! No!
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I-I just... I paid $40 for this--
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(slamming counter)
- You know who paid a lot more than $40?!
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Ah, let's see... most of Europe,
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the Jews, the American soldiers
who gave their--
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- Look, look--
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I don't wanna get into a whole--
you know, I just--
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I-I expect that when I buy a game, I--
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- You get to kill Jews!
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I understand perfectly.
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- But no! I-I just--
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I just want my money back! Come on!
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Well, can I-- can I--
can I exchange it?
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- Yeah, sure.
- Good!
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Uh, what can I exchange it for?
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- (sighs) Anything from the used shelf.
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(explosion)
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- (Nazi) They're in zee attic!
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(gunfire)
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(death chime)
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♪ (theme music) ♪
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♪ (muzak over intercom) ♪
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♪ (theme music) ♪
