The Whigs: Dear {Me}

[MUSIC PLAYING]

JULIAN DORIO: This is from
2012, The Whigs, to the

beginning of The Whigs, which
is 2002, or something.

I don't know.

Dear The Whigs, congratulations.

You're still playing music,
but we have a few

things to tell you.

PARKER GISPERT: Uh-oh.

JULIAN DORIO: Parker?

PARKER GISPERT: Yes.

JULIAN DORIO: Watch out for that
yellow cement pole at the

gas station in Mississippi.

PARKER GISPERT: Oh, I
forgot about that.

JULIAN DORIO: You're going
to reverse the van

directly into it.

PARKER GISPERT: Dangit!

JULIAN DORIO: Julian, when
you're getting your suitcase

out of the trailer in
Charlottesville, Tim and

Parker are going to start
driving away.

PARKER GISPERT: Oh, yeah.

JULIAN DORIO: And you and the
equipment will start sliding

out onto the street.

PARKER GISPERT: Yes,
that was fun, too.

JULIAN DORIO: Julian, also, you
may be convinced by your

band members to sing a little
bit on the third album.

PARKER GISPERT: Oh, yeah.

JULIAN DORIO: Nobody
wants to hear that.

PARKER GISPERT: I thought
you did a great job.

And even right now, your voice
has a really nice timbre.

JULIAN DORIO: Nice
timbre, yeah.

PARKER GISPERT: Yeah.

JULIAN DORIO: Keep playing
the drums.

One last thing, Parker.

Try not to leave your laptop
on the plane in Europe.

It will be sent to Vienna,
then Frankfurt, and then

London before you
see it again.

PARKER GISPERT: Yes.

JULIAN DORIO: Lastly, Google
will call and ask you to play

their event at Sundance.

PARKER GISPERT: Ooh.

JULIAN DORIO: Say yes.

PARKER GISPERT: OK.

JULIAN DORIO: The venue may or
may not be a parking garage.

PARKER GISPERT: Oh.

JULIAN DORIO: Your friends,
The Whigs.

[MUSIC - THE WHIGS,
'STAYING ALIVE"]