The Terrifying Things Glenn Beck Learned on a Farm

So everything you need to know

is happening on a farm

You understand your place in the universe,

you understand your dependence on God,

you understand how things work.

You understand -- I mean, honestly,

the little lost sheep.

You know, go find the one lost sheep.

I had one of the most

incredible summers two years ago.

One of the most incredible summers

up at the ranch

because we spent several weeks up there

and we had to go

and we were, you know,

repairing the fences and we we're, you know,

feeding the cows and the chickens

and everything else.

One day, we find a sheep

that had been lost for a year.

All of the sudden, the sheep is running

in the backyard and we're like,

"Charlie? Is that you?

I thought we had you as chops."

It was a sheep.

So we have to go, and we run,

and we grit - get under the rhino,

and we're trying to track down this sheep.

Now, if you have ever tried to catch a sheep,

it's damn near impossible.

So we're going and we're, you know,

running around and trying to corner this sheep

and get this sheep.

We learn so much.

We were like, "Okay. This is what --

This is how much God cares about us.

This is how much we fight him.

This is how much we are like -- no --

because you get close, you'll be like,

"Don't -- Don't fight me.

Sweetheart, don't fight me.

We're going to help -- we're help --

we're here to help you --

we're here to help you.

We're also here to eat you at some point.

"Don't -- Don't fight me.

Sweetheart, don't fight me.

We're going to help -- we're help --

we're here to help you --

we're here to help you.

We're also here to eat you at some point.

But we're here to help you right now.

Strange line to draw, isn't it?

It really is. It is. It is.

Okay, so this is not completely consistent.

We're here to help you.

You're so tasty.