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How's it goin', bros?
This is PewDiePie!
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Whooooo!
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Sorry.
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I don't know why I keep doing that.
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So I got blue hair now.
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I don't know how that's gonna
look with the green screen...
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♪ (Harry Potter theme music) ♪
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♪ (dramatic chord) ♪
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I'll probably just end up looking
more like a tool than I already am.
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♪ (upbeat guitar riff) ♪
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Choose my barbarian.
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Okay, Sheyna.
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♪ (heroic music) ♪
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(beep)
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The Warrior Princess,
or "Rah-haan" the Barbarian.
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(wookie roar)
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Those are some giant titties, Sheyna.
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(sultry voice) Sheyna...
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- Let's--
- (sultry voice) The Warrior Princess.
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Th-Thank you. Thank you.
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Thank you.
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(sultry voice) Come to the edge of the world.
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Thank you.
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Oh my god, this is so fucking GOOD!
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Oh, what?! (laughs)
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Oh, this is some good shit.
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That's what I'm talkin' about.
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Oh, she changed her bra now.
What the fuck?
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Ah, here we are!
All right, well--
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Oh, titties.
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I didn't even see you, titties.
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Hi, gonna pee in the water a little bit.
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(tinkling noises)
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And we're ready to do this.
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This is awkward as shit.
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AAAAAH!
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AAAAH!
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Fuck!
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I'm back, hey titties!
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Okay, let's not go inside the giant hole again.
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Aah!
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We cool? All right, we cool.
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My god.
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Let's pee on these skulls.
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(tinkling noises)
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There we go. All done.
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We need to get up here.
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Quality, all right.
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Don't-Don't-Don't...oh, that was close.
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AAAAH!
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AAAAAH!
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Fuck!
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Just go through and not jump.
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(gasps) Our first enema!
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(Poodish battle cries)
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Swine! Jump attack.
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Ow, he pushed me.
How dare you push me.
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That's right.
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A very attractive face.
Let me pee on it.
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There we go. Let's go.
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Oh my god, the graphics!
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Look at my titties.
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Just kidding, you're dead.
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Ah! Oh, we're fighting.
We're fighting.
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This is so epic.
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♪ (Star Wars Episode I Battle Song) ♪
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Game of the year, anyone?
Yes, I think yes.
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- (in game: warrior groans)
- There we go.
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That's very nice.
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Many waterfalls--
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Aaaaaaah!
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(whispers) Best game ever.
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No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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No.
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Nooooo.
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Not all again.
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Oh my god.
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Oh damn, look at that.
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(distant screaming)
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What, what was that?
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(distant screaming)
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What the fuck was that?
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Hello?!
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(mashing keyboard)
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Did we...we broke the game.
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Beautiful. I love the waterfall.
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♪ (heroic music) ♪
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♪ (upbeat guitar riff) ♪
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What is love?
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♪ What is love ♪
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There's supposed to be
three people playing this, but...
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I don't have any friends,
so I'll do it on my own.
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♪ Baby, don't hurt me ♪
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♪ Don't hurt me no more ♪
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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
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♪ (singing along) What is love ♪
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♪ Baby, don't hurt me ♪
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♪ Oooh ♪
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♪ You're not there ♪
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♪ I give you love, but you don't-- ♪
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That's it.
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♪ (upbeat guitar riff) ♪
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"Play Moirai!"
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I heard a lot about this game.
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There's a twist to it.
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All right, Moirai.
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Talk to boy, yes.
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Need to stay home to mama.
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Need to stay close to mama.
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She'll worry that I'll run off.
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Yeah, stupid haircut.
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I should not be talking. (laughs)
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(beep)
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"Sometimes daddy'll let us pat
the sheep on the head.
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They're so soft."
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Okay, thank you for sharing.
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Adventure!
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Whoo!
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This is exciting, isn't it?
Where's the sheep?
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- There you are!
- (bleating)
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Aww, best game ever.
Ten outta ten.
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- Aww, there's another one.
- (bleating)
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Ooh, that one said, "Baaaa!"
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(sheep) Baaaah!
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Oh my god, how many
different sheep samples?
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(high pitched bleating)
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Four different sheep samples!
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♪ (heroic music) ♪
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Look at this. We have a lot to do.
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Let's go to the cave.
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"Hey, you! Come over 'ere."
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What do you want?
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"Did my brother send you?
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Bless 'im.
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You should take this knife.
Who knows, you may need it."
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All right, I don't see anything bad from this.
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Oh my god, I'm lost.
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What is this?
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"There's a book on top of the pedestal.
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It's labeled 'Farmers'.
There's a list of names inside."
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"Ladiesman217."
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(crickets chirp)
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Man, I love ladiesman217.
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They didn't tell me it was a horror game.
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I hear--
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Yeeeah, I'm just gonna go over here.
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You know, not a big deal.
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"A farmer approaches."
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"Why do you have blood on your overalls?"
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"It's jelly from my doughnut."
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(crickets chirp)
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Yeah, you know, I'll buy that.
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(beep)
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"What have you done?"
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"I killed that woman you were looking for."
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Ummmmm, kill!
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Stabbidy stoo, heh hey! You dead.
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Oh my god!
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Noooo, she looks so sad.
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"(shrill voice) Please help me.
I am in a lot of pain.
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I came here to end my life.
My name is Julia.
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I want to see my child and husband in heaven.
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Will you help me?
Will you help me end my life?
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You've done it before.
It could be easier this time."
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♪ (suspenseful music) ♪
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(woman) Please!
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Uh...
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(woman) Pleeeease!
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No, fuck you.
I'm not gonna do it.
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"(shrilly) Then leave me be, you coward!"
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All right, are we going out then?
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Oops, sorry dead guy.
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(gasps) His name is ladiesman217?!
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I murdered ladiesman217?!
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♪ I'm here without you, baby ♪
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♪ But you're still on my lonely mind ♪
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(beep)
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I cannot believe--
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(gasps) Who the fuck are you?
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"Why do you have blood on your overalls?"
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I shat my face.
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Why do you have a knife?
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It's...not a knife.
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It's...a...um...
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OKAY, it's a knife!
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What are you gonna do about it?
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Lemme see what happened to you.
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"And that's where the story shall end.
At least for now.
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It is up to the next player of the game
to choose your fate.
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Just as you chose for the previous player."
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Poodiepie.
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So if you bros play this after,
don't kill me!
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"You will be emailed about your fate."
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That's pretty awesome.
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All right, so a couple days later,
I got the results.
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It says here, "As you left the cave,
you were confronted
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by a farmer called Lax."
Stupid name.
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"They ask you two questions."
The first question was:
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"Why do you have blood on your overalls?
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In which you responded,
'I shat my face.'"
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That makes sense.
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The second question was asked:
"Why do you have a knife?
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In which you responded,
'It's not a knife...it's a...
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um...uh...okay, it's a knife!"
(speaking gibberish)
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"After hearing your answer,
Lax decided to kill you."
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What?!
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"With a knife received from the wood chopper,
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which goes to show that karma is alive,
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as you choose to kill
the previous farmer, ladiesman217."
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Rest in peace, ladiesman217.
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(fake sobbing)
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♪ (touching music) ♪
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