AGE OF BOOBARIAN.

How's it goin', bros?
This is PewDiePie!

Whooooo!

Sorry.

I don't know why I keep doing that.

So I got blue hair now.

I don't know how that's gonna
look with the green screen...

♪ (Harry Potter theme music) ♪

♪ (dramatic chord) ♪

I'll probably just end up looking
more like a tool than I already am.

♪ (upbeat guitar riff) ♪

Choose my barbarian.

Okay, Sheyna.

♪ (heroic music) ♪

(beep)

The Warrior Princess,
or "Rah-haan" the Barbarian.

(wookie roar)

Those are some giant titties, Sheyna.

(sultry voice) Sheyna...

- Let's--
- (sultry voice) The Warrior Princess.

Th-Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you.

(sultry voice) Come to the edge of the world.

Thank you.

Oh my god, this is so fucking GOOD!

Oh, what?! (laughs)

Oh, this is some good shit.

That's what I'm talkin' about.

Oh, she changed her bra now.
What the fuck?

Ah, here we are!
All right, well--

Oh, titties.

I didn't even see you, titties.

Hi, gonna pee in the water a little bit.

(tinkling noises)

And we're ready to do this.

This is awkward as shit.

AAAAAH!

AAAAH!

Fuck!

I'm back, hey titties!

Okay, let's not go inside the giant hole again.

Aah!

We cool? All right, we cool.

My god.

Let's pee on these skulls.

(tinkling noises)

There we go. All done.

We need to get up here.

Quality, all right.

Don't-Don't-Don't...oh, that was close.

AAAAH!

AAAAAH!

Fuck!

Just go through and not jump.

(gasps) Our first enema!

(Poodish battle cries)

Swine! Jump attack.

Ow, he pushed me.
How dare you push me.

That's right.

A very attractive face.
Let me pee on it.

There we go. Let's go.

Oh my god, the graphics!

Look at my titties.

Just kidding, you're dead.

Ah! Oh, we're fighting.
We're fighting.

This is so epic.

♪ (Star Wars Episode I Battle Song) ♪

Game of the year, anyone?
Yes, I think yes.

- (in game: warrior groans)
- There we go.

That's very nice.

Many waterfalls--

Aaaaaaah!

(whispers) Best game ever.

No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No.

Nooooo.

Not all again.

Oh my god.

Oh damn, look at that.

(distant screaming)

What, what was that?

(distant screaming)

What the fuck was that?

Hello?!

(mashing keyboard)

Did we...we broke the game.

Beautiful. I love the waterfall.

♪ (heroic music) ♪

♪ (upbeat guitar riff) ♪

What is love?

♪ What is love ♪

There's supposed to be
three people playing this, but...

I don't have any friends,
so I'll do it on my own.

♪ Baby, don't hurt me ♪

♪ Don't hurt me no more ♪

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

♪ (singing along) What is love ♪

♪ Baby, don't hurt me ♪

♪ Oooh ♪

♪ You're not there ♪

♪ I give you love, but you don't-- ♪

That's it.

♪ (upbeat guitar riff) ♪

"Play Moirai!"

I heard a lot about this game.

There's a twist to it.

All right, Moirai.

Talk to boy, yes.

Need to stay home to mama.

Need to stay close to mama.

She'll worry that I'll run off.

Yeah, stupid haircut.

I should not be talking. (laughs)

(beep)

"Sometimes daddy'll let us pat
the sheep on the head.

They're so soft."

Okay, thank you for sharing.

Adventure!

Whoo!

This is exciting, isn't it?
Where's the sheep?

- There you are!
- (bleating)

Aww, best game ever.
Ten outta ten.

- Aww, there's another one.
- (bleating)

Ooh, that one said, "Baaaa!"

(sheep) Baaaah!

Oh my god, how many
different sheep samples?

(high pitched bleating)

Four different sheep samples!

♪ (heroic music) ♪

Look at this. We have a lot to do.

Let's go to the cave.

"Hey, you! Come over 'ere."

What do you want?

"Did my brother send you?

Bless 'im.

You should take this knife.
Who knows, you may need it."

All right, I don't see anything bad from this.

Oh my god, I'm lost.

What is this?

"There's a book on top of the pedestal.

It's labeled 'Farmers'.
There's a list of names inside."

"Ladiesman217."

(crickets chirp)

Man, I love ladiesman217.

They didn't tell me it was a horror game.

I hear--

Yeeeah, I'm just gonna go over here.

You know, not a big deal.

"A farmer approaches."

"Why do you have blood on your overalls?"

"It's jelly from my doughnut."

(crickets chirp)

Yeah, you know, I'll buy that.

(beep)

"What have you done?"

"I killed that woman you were looking for."

Ummmmm, kill!

Stabbidy stoo, heh hey! You dead.

Oh my god!

Noooo, she looks so sad.

"(shrill voice) Please help me.
I am in a lot of pain.

I came here to end my life.
My name is Julia.

I want to see my child and husband in heaven.

Will you help me?
Will you help me end my life?

You've done it before.
It could be easier this time."

♪ (suspenseful music) ♪

(woman) Please!

Uh...

(woman) Pleeeease!

No, fuck you.
I'm not gonna do it.

"(shrilly) Then leave me be, you coward!"

All right, are we going out then?

Oops, sorry dead guy.

(gasps) His name is ladiesman217?!

I murdered ladiesman217?!

♪ I'm here without you, baby ♪

♪ But you're still on my lonely mind ♪

(beep)

I cannot believe--

(gasps) Who the fuck are you?

"Why do you have blood on your overalls?"

I shat my face.

Why do you have a knife?

It's...not a knife.

It's...a...um...

OKAY, it's a knife!

What are you gonna do about it?

Lemme see what happened to you.

"And that's where the story shall end.
At least for now.

It is up to the next player of the game
to choose your fate.

Just as you chose for the previous player."

Poodiepie.

So if you bros play this after,
don't kill me!

"You will be emailed about your fate."

That's pretty awesome.

All right, so a couple days later,
I got the results.

It says here, "As you left the cave,
you were confronted

by a farmer called Lax."
Stupid name.

"They ask you two questions."
The first question was:

"Why do you have blood on your overalls?

In which you responded,
'I shat my face.'"

That makes sense.

The second question was asked:
"Why do you have a knife?

In which you responded,
'It's not a knife...it's a...

um...uh...okay, it's a knife!"
(speaking gibberish)

"After hearing your answer,
Lax decided to kill you."

What?!

"With a knife received from the wood chopper,

which goes to show that karma is alive,

as you choose to kill
the previous farmer, ladiesman217."

Rest in peace, ladiesman217.

(fake sobbing)

♪ (touching music) ♪

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