Should You Facebook Stalk Before A First Date?

Gaby.

Gaby.

Please Gaby come please now
come please Gaby please.

I'm like a minute late!

Yes you're a minute late, if the start
time

hadn't been 1 hour ago.

Geez, really?

There's no watch there.

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Katie from New York City! Wow!

Is it okay to acknowledge that you have

read someone's Facebook on a first date?

I think that it's important to know

what you're getting into,

so of course google search them,

Facebook stalk them,

maybe even check out an instagram
or two!

Always know, but act like you don't know!

Why are you acting like you don't know?

Uh, ignorance I think can be appealing.

It sounds bad when I say it out loud

but if you think about it in society

it makes a lot of sense.

I would've been like

"it's an interesting vacation you took

to Salt Lake City in August of 2009!"

"Who's the redhead?"

And then I murder them.

I google myself a lot.

There haven't been very good
reviews of this show.

How would you feel if they read

YOUR Facebook?

I would feel great!

I post almost nothing on there.

I like to maintain an air of mystery.

It's just like one picture of me from 2008

and then like maybe I 'liked' Joe Biden.

I post things and if I don't get enough
likes

I immediately take it down.

This is so hard cause I don't go on dates.

So it'd be like,

the situation would be like what-

you meet someone and you know

their full name and then you like

make a decision to see each other
somewhere?

Is that?

Yep!

Mhmm! You did it.

That's the whole thing.

Gross.

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I shave my arms actually because,

I was called a werewolf in kindergarten.

You shoulda bit those motherfuckers.

I just cried.