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By : Hamed
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[Various Radio Frequencies]
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Yes, beloved listeners of Kent (Name of the Radio Station),
Here is Losers Club.
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My beloved friend Mete
Avunduk and I, Kaan �aydaml�...
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...as every monday, tuesday and
thursday...
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...We are with you in Kent FM, G�m��suyu Facilities,
Yenice Studios.
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Again, this Tuesday night...
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...almost as you, nearly,
willing to go out after this last hour finishes...
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I mean...
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...we are in that mood.
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Goodnight.
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Kent FM.
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One moment.
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Mete, a listener is on the line.
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connect.
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- Alo. Goodnight.
- Goodnight beloved listener...
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...Have we ever slept?
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- No.
- What are you doing tonight?
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Listening to you. How are you?
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- Standard.
- Me too, standard.
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May God keeps you in standard.
Well, What will you do tonight?
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- I will go to a pub soon.
- Which pub?
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- Don't know.
- What will you do later?
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- I'll go back home. Im working tomorrow.
- Ee, we all work.
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We are all working,
we will all gonna sleep.
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That's what i cannot understand.
Why do we sleep separately? Why?
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If we are going to sleep at the end
why do we sleep separately?
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Why do we sleep separately? I mean,
why not sleep together tonight?
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Do you sleep with me tonight
respected listener?
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- Sure.
- Come on.
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But i said ok.
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- But please.
- well, i said ok.
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But something happens with me like..., i mean...
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...for instance if i know now that im going to sleep with you tonight,
I feel...
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Tranquility.
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No Mete, no tranquility for me.
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I mean...
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I feel it hard as a rock.
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Alo? Alo.
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There is a saying...
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- Alo?
- I guess a siberian saying.
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- Alo.
- As long as i know what i will do tonight, i mean...
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Come on lets go, lets go to meatballs. Run for pompa.
We are killing our precious time here.
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Beloved listeners of Kent...
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...Here is Losers Club.
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We dedicate this program as we always do,
to the Gangs of Montana...
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...To the Kad�k�y Streets...
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...that we learned life and women...
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...and we are still learning and to the
bad guys of the city.
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We would like to be with you here
until morning...
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...but as you would appreciate...
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...respected listeners, we have too,
a sex life.
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Goodnight respected listeners.
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If...
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...there is such a thing possible.
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Subs: Turco
For Beloved Benedetta :)
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- Coming from the radio?
- Yes.
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How is it?
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good good, we do somethings, Hakk� Usta(means master).
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Many listeners?
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Many.
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- So many.
- Good good, ma�allah.
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- Im coming to you at evening with the girls.
- I should be at publish house at 10 in the morning.
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I should insist to Erol Egemen. Or
He doesnt deliver illustrations.
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What are you publishing?
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William Blake, Songs of Innocence. And...
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...Camera Lucida Thoughts on Photography, Roland Barthes.
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- Very Good.
- H�, Very good.
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I guess we can sell 125 copies.
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Then we smoke a sigara...
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...while watching leftovers in the storage room, and think
how nice job we have done.
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Can you really sell 125 copies?
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I do publish books never sold, I do make a radio show
never listened.
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This is good.
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- Selam Ay�e.
- Selam.
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I am Sinem.
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Whats up Murat?
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Standard.
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You?
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Good.
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Working and living.
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- Animal!
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What about the translation?
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I had something else to do.
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What?
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Ya, I had things to do, Dont push me.
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Good luck.
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# I woke up alone this morning #
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# I looked at myself in the mirror #
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# How tough decision to go #
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# I have to run away immediately #
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# Roads are inside me #
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# My lips say "to go" #
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# I cannot breath in this city #
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# I have to run away immediately #
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Alo
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Selam Abi, whats up?
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He will talk to you about cover when he comes.
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No Abi, He didnt see yet
the last version of the cover page
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Abi, The man came right now.
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Erol Egemen
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Send it.
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Transferring.
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Alo.
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Whats up?
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- Did you see the cover page?
- Well done.
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Thanks.
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- Can we shrink the photo and
move to the right little bit? Possible?
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- No worry if you can do it for next week.
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Ok. ok, ok.
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How you doing Abi?
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Shall I start?
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Nick Cave is translated
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Print house asked for money.
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2 package of Cortazar came back.
Didnt sell.
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Payings are difficult this month.
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and there is the rent.
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You too.
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- Did they bring the whiskies?
- Yes abi, they did.
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Anything interesting?
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- You mean?
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Most of the collectionists do not even know
such thing exists.
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Record is ok but noone has this cover.
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Very good.
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May i look at it?
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No, you cannot.
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Why not?
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What happens if i take a look, is it worthy than me?
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What was your name?
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Hande. You forgot?
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Whats the plan for tonight?
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Tonight, come to me after the radio.
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Abi, Come on.
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Come on.
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- I remembered my ex.
- Which one?
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But i couldnt remember which one.
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Did you ever think someone posses you?
Or something?
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Yes. Yes, I noticed that.
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Everytime I noticed, i wanted to leave.
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Some people...
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...care to create a family.
They think it's worthy.
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Some others...
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...care ...
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...other things.
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An individual do not think why,
when cares something.
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An individual melted in society.
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Society thinks that going to college
is a value...
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...Individual avoids his personality.
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He runs to go to college.
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He struggles to go to university.
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He challanges for good job.
or marrying to nice woman.
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- Always a competiton and necessity to win.
- What is winning?
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Think yourself as Antonius
when you achieved your biggest glory.
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Think you came to paris
and you stand in the middle of city ...
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...and think all other people
below you.
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And you are at the top of power.
When you are alone at that moment...
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...if you say "What the hell happened? What will happen now?"
then you loose.
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H�? you have lost.
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- I mean you have lost at that moment in your biggest glory.
- And being aware of it...
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...As an old native indian says...
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...Does it offer us what life cannot offer?
or, as a radio listener said: ...
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...art, as all other things,
only for sex?
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How much an old native indian...
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- ...can be mistaken?
- sometimes he can.
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- Sometimes he hush.
- sometimes wants to talk.
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- sometimes wants to listen.
- sometimes wants to stay alone.
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- sometimes wants a friend.
- sometimes wants to leave.
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- sometimes leaves.
- sometimes he cannot leave.
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[KAAN] Sometimes he scares to not able to leave anymore.
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- Some are born to sweet delight.
- Some are born to endless night.
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- Sometimes you die.
- Sometimes you cannot die.
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[METE] Sometimes even all conditions are ready,
you cannot die.
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[KAAN] Sometimes a man wants to go far.
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- sometimes you go, only for able to come back.
- Sometimes you cry.
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[METE] Sometimes you cannot cry.
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Sometimes you drink, and
sometimes you want to drink a lot...
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...and sometimes you are already leaving for drink.
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Sometimes you catch a cab in Acibadem,
and say: to Kadik�y.
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- Sometimes he doesnt even look at your face.
- Sometimes a woman is coming...
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...sitting in front of you...
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...and crying.
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[METE] Women are always crying.
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[KAAN] Sometimes a woman says to you...
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"What im afraid the most is womens cry" .
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"If i loved much" she says...
"If i loved much..."
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But she doesnt know, loving is...
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...momentary.
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- Everything starts with water.
- Philosophy too.
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Alo, goodnight.
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Hello respected listener.
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- Have we ever slept?
- What.
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- Are you a woman technically?
- Yes, also biologically too.
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- When was your first opening?
- Opening of what?
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Opening, opening.
I mean...
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First pompa, la pompa,
il pompino, le pompier.
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- Not yet.
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Aa, then, with you...
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...we can talk couple of years later.
- Why?
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Because tonight, We will vote for
most populer sexual positions of 20th century.
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For who wants to call,
number is, 212 272 10 65.
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Kent FM. Here is Losers Club.
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How much things you have done mom.
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I dont dont know, you
havent been here for long time.
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Im busy, for that reason.
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Ee, you are busy since you were child.
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- Did you read the books i gave to you?
- I did.
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- Did you read mines?
- I did. Almost.
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Which ones did you like the most?
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Deads.
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"Why do i feel these words are boring and cold to me?"
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"Perhaps there is no word elegant to be capable of being your name?"
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- Which one did you like the most?
- Sheltering Sky.
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"The soul of a man is his most exhausted part."
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"Because we dont know when we will die...
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...life seems to us as an unending road."
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- I did with nuts this time.
- Thanks.
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- How is the business in pub?
- Not bad.
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- Radio?
- Not bad.
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Do you get money for the radio work?
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no.
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What will you do then?
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I have somethings in my mind.
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Do you want help?
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Not needed mom, dont worry.
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I listened to you last night a bit.
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Why did you do that to yourself?
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I dont know, I liked.
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Girls are not hurt, when you talk like that?
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I dont know.
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Come.
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- There is an advertisement offer of Sevin Group.
- a, ok, thanks.
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This weeks timeline, Asl� Han�m.
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Did you listen to the Losers Club last night?
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- No, why?
- There are complaining calls.
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That same 8 or 10 idiots are always
complaining about all programs .
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This time little bit more.
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- 385 complains.
- How much?
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- 385. Lines are blocked.
- What has happened?
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They offered to sleep to a woman on air.
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Then they voted 20th century
most populer sexual positions.
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Uf...
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- Ok, I'll take care of it.
- Ok.
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- A, Buket.
- Yes?
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Which position came first?
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- In last days i went to Friday pray.
- When?
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Tuesday. I go on Tuesdays,
it's less crowdy.
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[METE] My boxers(underwear) are old.
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I buy you a boxer,
or I give you mine.
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Time to eat for Seattle.(Ramadan fastening)
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- Haydari(meze with yogurt) or s�zme yogurt?
- Only yogurt.
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- Do you like eggplants?
- I die for it.
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- Do you masturbate?
- No.
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- Never?
- No, what is the relevance with eggplant?
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- No relevance with eggplant.
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- Goodnight respected listener,
Have we slept?
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What kind of radio show
you think you are doing?
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My friend, we, don't think
as principle.
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- I dont remember last night.
- I dont remember after 1980.
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- Time to eat for Newyork.(Ramadan fastening)
- We are wasting our time here.
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- Let's go to Olympos.
- Ok.
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- Can�m benim. I lick you.
- Same, me too.
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- Who is this Erol Egemen?!
- Really, who the fuck this Erol Egemen?
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Ya, who the fuck is Erol Egemen ya?!
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In my opinion, life, is being in wrong place
in wrong time.
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What did you do in life?
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Did you make 500 million dollar selling,
or you passsed through Suez 2 times?
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- I want the book of Cem Aka�.
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- Possible?
- No doubt.
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- May I come and take it?
- Absolutely.
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- Which position do you like in the kitchen?
- All.
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- What?
- All.
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- Doesnt matter or all?
- All.
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Well, did you ever cook eggs,
while having sex?
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Yes.
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- I am seduced.
- Me too.
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Well, good luck to you.
In your life...
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...i wish you good orgasms.
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- Memories, dont do they disappear when you tell them?
- Memories hurt you when you tell them.
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Why does it touch to sex everything you talk?
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Is there anything in life
which doesnt touch to sex?
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Even if there is, we dont know.
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- I said: who is this Erol Egemen?!
- Who is this twat?!
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He should come out wherever he is!
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[KAAN] We do party for bride next week.
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In fact I dislike you and
your radio show.
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Yes?
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- But I called you anyway.
- Bravo.
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- Abi, as usual...
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...may i wish a song
which you will not play? - Sure.
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- "Pearl Jam", "Immortality".
- Its my pleasure, respected listener.
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- We dont play Immortality of Pearl Jam.
- We are opening the party of bride.(word play in turkish)
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We condemn everyone,
who puts 500gr sugar into beans.
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- We condemn everyone who dislike Orhan Gencebay.
- We condemn everyone who dislike George Best.
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We condemn who possess sledgehammer in the house.
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Are you not rockers,
why do you play songs in Turkish?
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- Non of your business.
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- Are we going to Olympos? - come on.
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Go back?
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We can take the road at evening.
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Cover page is again magnificent.
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Yes I admire Erol Egemen,
it's purity.
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Ain't it?
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Mete, I met Lutfu,
before coming here.
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He has couple of Ottoman writings.
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- Did he say anything?
- "Let him come and see" he said.
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Then he has really something good.
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Absolutely.
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I put pepenero to tomato.
Objection?
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Good, Good.
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At least everyone in this table
have read Brautigan, good.
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- I will start to drink raki in 3 hours.
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- Does it take so long?
- What?
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- Starting?
- Yes, it takes time.
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- I'm again in the bar, again not drinking.
- I know. Si si certo.
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- You never drink.
- I couldnt like this damn thing.
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Ya, fuck your radio conversations.
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Girl, what happens to you,
in this fucken place?
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What?
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I think its good, isnt it?
I mean, standard.
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What was your name?
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Ass.
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Very Anglosaxon name.
Are you from Nottingham?
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Caution, wet floor,
Dont fall down.
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You are bastards.
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- What can i do, I dont remember.
- Ee, That much women,
I wouldnt remember neither.
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Its not in his genes honey.
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I mean, why not one woman is not enough?
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Ya, Its not the question of
being enough or not.
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there are some guys, they spend 60 years
with same woman.
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And some cannot. This is it.
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But you have always a kind of substitutes.
Not 4 or 5.
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Why this many?
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Ee Heather, it happens.
Ee, because it happens.
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I mean, not a big issue.
dont think.
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Good.
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- What has Orhan Veli(turkish poet) told?
- What abi?
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How do I know abi. absolutely
He has told somethings about this.
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Absolutely. Come on.
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Im so lonely.
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What do you say.
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I thought I was dying
because of loneliness last day.
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- Whats up?
- Standart.
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- You could add some pizza to your maionese.
- It helps to change bad taste.
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This pizza sucks so bad
I cannot eat other way.
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Dont drop to the carpet.
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Dont worry.
Its on me.
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How is the translation?
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Good, good. I progressed a lot.
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- Who are you?
<- �ebnem.
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Do you want some?
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Aa no, thanks.
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- How is it going �ebnem?
- Standart.
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Good, good.
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May god keeps you in standart.
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This bottle resembles a black woman.
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Ain't it?
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What do you think?
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Liquid.
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As the blood of a dragon...
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...which has killed untimely.
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Rising furiously...
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...and burning.
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As loneliness.
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[METE] The road
is not a function of time.
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Speed is phase of road divided by time.
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Acceleration and friction factor
do not interest us.
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Being on the road requires a speed.
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Otherwise it is standing on the road.
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Standing, is boring.
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[KAAN] Standing on the road...
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...do not mean being on the road.
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Standing on the road...
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...means standing on the road.
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You dont stand where the road is over.
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Whether you stand before
or don't stand at all.
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Sometimes colorless and pure water
flows beside the road.
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In that water, there are fish too.
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It is possible that the hills
cut by the road maybe green soil
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...or beige.
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The water do not turn into the color where it passes,
but it may seem to you so.
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As well...
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...the road, do not end.
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It is, the wall of the labyrinth.
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Yes. The road never ends.
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Here is Losers Club.
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Call number is, 212 272 10 65.
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Goodnight respected listener.
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Goodnight sir.
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Your name?
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Lets call it Ku�beyin (Birdbrain, idiot).
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Go ahead respected listener.
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How much far you are from your self...
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...in fact
you are close to your self, that much.
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The furthest point to you on earth...
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...is your back.
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Sometimes big differences
make people more close to each other.
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All the travels done on a globe (sphere)...
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...causes only to reach the start point.
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- What do they talk? - [KU�BEY�N] There are
two things I care in life.
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- I dont understand much but I like it.
- One is courage, other is intelligence.
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- [KU�BEY�N] You got both of these.
- They talk crazy things.
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But I always think that...
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...life is formed of
not able to be on right time and in right place.
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[METE] I think life is formed also
being in wrong place at wrong time.
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More or less, same.
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Go ahead respected listener.
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Alo.
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Your name?
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Brit.
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Where are you calling from?
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Kad�k�y.
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I am very alone.
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Loneliness kill you Brit.
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God damn me. I will vomit
because of loneliness.
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Me too Brit. Me too.
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It will be morning again,
It will start a new day...
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...and I will die again.
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So, you are bad?
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Yes. Life is shit.
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Then let's do something.
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We make you governer of Badness in Kadikoy.
Call us sometimes and give us report, ok?
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Okey.
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Lets do the mantra aum
and release the stress out of us, ok?
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- Aum?
- Aum.
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As in yoga.
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Ac�badem Unlu Mamulleri.
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Come on, altogether, lets do aum.
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- Aum...
- Om...
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Aum...
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For you Brit,
Dont make yourself be missed.
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# Huge past visiulized in my eyes #
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# Where is my love, where am I #
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# What was our guilt, we are separated #
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# My consciousness is lost, see how am I #
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# Huge past visiulized in my eyes #
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# Where is my love, where am I #
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# What was our guilt, we are separated #
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# My consciousness is lost, see how am I #
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# my sorrow is accumulated, cannot hold inside #
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# Thousand complaints not enough for destiny #
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# To the wet eyes which forgot to smile #
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# Give happy news, you wishing stone #
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Our meeting was at 1?
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I couldn't wake up, forgive me.
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Where is Kaan?
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In publish house, he couldnt leave there.
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Ee, how is business?
Do you have any wishes or complaints?
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No.
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Program is getting alive.
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I dont know, is it?
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Not bad. If we make more effort
it will be better.
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We can even get advertisement.
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We can even pay you money.
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- But?
- You should make it softer.
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Last week there was 600 complaints
and we got the second warning.
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You will cause radio be banned.
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We dont plan what we will talk or
where it will go.
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Kind of free association.
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Is it necessary that you swear or rutto...
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...or offer sex to every women
in all programs?
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I dont know, is it not?
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Last night you have given
porro recipe 40 minutes...
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...45 minutes eiaculazione precoce.
Is there not something else to talk?
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I dont know, is there?
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That night has came up there,
what can we do?
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We cannot do it in another way.
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This is us.
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I got it...
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...but here is Turkey.
They ban the radio.
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Talk to Kaan, you created a good thing.
Dont loose your chance.
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I can support you if you want.
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Goodnight beloved Kent listeners.
Here is Losers Club.
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[METE] Falling in love is momentary.
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A moment that suddenly
everything looks bright...
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...the most pastel colors
begin to turn hot...
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...and all food taste better than ever.
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Man cannot decide to fall in love.
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He just looks
and he is there.
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When will I see you next?
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After 3 days in Be�ikta�
port, if you come, you'll see.
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what was your name?
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I dont know, I do not remember.
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Lets say it 6:45.
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Ha.
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What do you do?
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Relaxing my mind...
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...gave a break.
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Since when?
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2-3, 6-7-8... Not long.
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Dude, I met a woman like a smoke.
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She scattered me.
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Whats her name?
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I dont know.
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So, where?
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We will meet in 3 days at Besiktas port
at 6:45.
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Good.
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Be�ikta� port in Besiktas,
or Besiktas port in Kadikoy?
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I dont know.
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Good luck.
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Thanks.
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Alo.
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Brit, I will ask you something.
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If someone says: Besiktas port,
is it in Kadikoy or in Besiktas?...
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...Besiktas?
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I have nothing to do with port.
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Ask to Erol Egemen.
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Ok ok but which?
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I would understand Kad�k�y.
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Me too.
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I would in Be�iktas.
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Alo, alo.
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Go ahead respected listener.
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Dude, there is a nice
lion documentory on tv.
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All right respected listener.
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And there is girl here named Ceyda,
waiting for Mete.
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Better her to not wait, I will be late.
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OK, good luck.
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He will be late.
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Okey, turn on the radio.
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As I have said that I will be late.
Last day I was early.
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How?
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Let me tell.
It was a no different morning.
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There was an incredible storm outside.
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A thin raining started.
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I was sitting for a light breakfast,
took my cofee...
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...eating my matchbox big white cheese.
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"do you want coffee", i said.
"yes" she said.
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She took her coffee,
sit on a chair next to me.
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She was listening to the rain
and never coming spring.
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I tend to the strawberry jam in front of me.
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I took a little with my spoon.
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When I was taking the spoon to my mouth,
jam dropped on my neck.
-
I moved to take it with my spoon,
she held my hand. Pushed it away.
-
Stared into my eyes.
-
"Wait for the time" she said.
-
With the tip her middle finger,
she took the jam out of gutter on my neck .
-
Took it to my lips.
-
Slowly she spread the jam
all over my lips.
-
She slowly spread the leftovers to her lips.
-
She made my lips wet with her hand.
-
She tasted the jam.
-
- What are they telling?
ssshhh.
-
Raining increased.
-
Mixed with the wind.
-
she turned to me, bended his head to me...
-
...touched her lips to mine.
-
Smoothly...
-
she tasted the jam on my lips.
-
And I tasted her lips.
-
Before she pull back her lips...
-
...one last time she touched with her tongue to mine.
-
she licked my lips.
-
Stood up.
-
She pulled out the part of her white shirt
inside the skirt.
-
Without unbutton the shirt,
she pulled it down to her breasts.
-
She didnt wear bra.
-
She turned me to herself.
-
Slowly she removed her tshirt.
-
Sit on my lap.
-
Slowly, smoothly she touched her skin to mine.
-
Her nipples touched my chest.
-
She removed her skirt.
-
Then...
-
Then?
-
"What happened" she said?
-
What happened?
-
eiaculazione precoce.
-
Are you crazy?
-
what happened?
-
!!! You made phone sex
almost to all istanbul.
-
OK, I passed the idea of being banned...
-
...but you will take us all to jail.
-
Dont exagerate.
-
I told you before, I tell you one more time.
-
Buras� T�rkiye.
-
Stop this American Rock n Roll style of
"I dont care anything" mentality!
-
Ok... We can finish if you want.
-
I dont say it but
make conversations softer.
-
You have far more things to do.
Dont miss your chance.
-
It is not matter of missing the chance.
-
Let make it proffesionalise.
-
I pay you per program,
we will both be more comfortable.
-
Not needed, we are good, ha?
-
I guess you didnt get it,
I will pay you money.
-
I mean, Im fine like this.
-
Me too.
-
This way or that way
you will get something.
-
Okey.
-
May I take it?
-
Im writing Beer.
-
Write whiskey too.
-
- Cab.
- Cab.
-
- Meatballs.
- Yes, meatballs.
-
It would be enough if you pay
Food, drink and transport.
-
Even whiskey and beer would be a lot.
-
Give it, maybe
there is something she objects.
-
Here.
-
Okey.
-
We forgot the chocalates.
-
Fucking Jesus Christ.
-
- When will we be at Kusbeyin?
-
- At 8.
-
Do you think we are stupid
not asking for money?
-
Could you tell a price to what we do?
-
I mean...
-
...we have no fear to loose the program, si?
-
We shouldnt be slaves for 50 cent.
-
True.
-
Are you sure
it is the Besiktas port in Kadikoy?
-
- Why you bothered this much.
-
Not at all, always welcomed.
-
Thanks for accepting my invite.
-
It was very good Ku�beyin, thanks.
-
At two different points on earth,
they can blow the same breath.
-
True.
-
I got the book of Sturgeon
you published.
-
- "More than human" ?
-
Very nice text, really.
-
Yes but we will take it to storage room too.
-
No one else than Kaan would publish that book.
-
Then It is my luck, If you havent published
I wouldnt read.
-
Two things never change, you know?
-
First the excitement when I prepare the books...
-
...and disappointment after I publish.
-
- There is a janitor of
the S�leymaniye Mosque.
-
From Van. His father has came to Istanbul
for job when he was little.
-
When returning he took a photo of S�leymaniye
for memory.
-
Janitor is young at that times.
-
They hanged the photo
to the wall of their house.
-
THe kid has looked at the photo
every day for many hours.
-
He has attached to that photo
with a big passion.
-
His ultimate goal has became to see that mosque.
-
When he was at age of 20's he has came to Istanbul
and he went directly to the Mosque.
-
He has seen it. Sit in its garden,
prayed inside.
-
He couldnt leave.
-
Then he has started to clean leaves around it.
-
Took care of flowers
without expecting anything.
-
And Imam has noticed it...
-
...he decided to take him as janitor.
-
There is a secret room at top levels of the mosque
for janitor.
-
Nobody knows that room except the janitor and imam.
-
They have given this room to him.
-
And they say, the best view of Istanbul is there.
-
And to achieve to look from
such a great view...
-
...was possible only with big passion.
-
Eyvallah.
-
Ku�beyin, we should go.
-
Long way, to Kad�k�y.
-
Kad�k�y is contrary, easy to go.
-
By the way...
-
...that port should be the one
in Kadikoy.
-
Aint it?
-
How did you know that
I would be at correct port?
-
I dont know. I guessed you will make it.
-
So, you were that much sure?
-
I wanted you to be sure.
-
If you really wanted to see me again...
-
...I thought you would find a way.
-
I got it, I mean...
-
...a kind of test.
-
Absolutely.
-
What do you do in life? Generally.
-
I think you try to ask my job?
-
Im an architect. I work for an international company
called Work and Smith.
-
Nice.
-
Im interested in architecture.
-
Since when?
-
4 days.
-
Well, what do you do?
-
I have a publish house.
-
REally?
-
- Which one?
- Alt�k�rkbe� (6:45).
-
I have some books of 6:45.
-
Really? Which ones?
-
"Enis Batur", "S�tte Ne �ok Kan."
-
And "Oru� Aruoba" var, "Ne Ki Hi�".
-
and couple of more...
-
"Taking the slow wind under it...
-
...seagull went to sea."
Nice book
-
Nice book.
-
Where do you live?
-
G�ztepe, main street.
-
- Are you staying alone?
- With my older sister.
-
We are together since university,
we both studied here.
-
- Where are you from?
- Edirne.
-
- What do your sister do?
- Pharmacist, anything else?
-
Another queation?
-
What do you do else?
-
I take photos sometimes, if i have time.
-
and also... I have a small
radio program.
-
How nice things you do.
-
MY life seemed to me boring
when I compared with yours.
-
Everything routine
is boring in fact.
-
This is why
neighbour's garden is always more green.
-
Dont think.
-
Yes but nothing can be stable
which do not turn to routine.
-
- Coffee?
- Few Sugar.
-
- Two coffee.
- Yes Sir.
-
Do you date a lot like this?
-
Like this?
-
Si.
-
Never.
-
- Abicim I will move
if you take your bike.
-
It's early, lets ride around.
-
Whats up?
-
Standart.
-
I guess you were in the right port.
-
Yes..
-
Ice Cream left?
-
Yes I left some for you.
-
- Are you kidding me
bastard!
-
Is this what you left for me?
-
What, not enough?
-
Because you dont like blackberry
I ate it...
-
...this is the raspberry.
-
You buy one time and we eat.
-
How was the girl?
-
Very different, good.
-
- I mean, good.
-
I havent met like this one
for a long time.
-
Anyway, I go to sleep.
Dont drop on carpet.
-
He is in love, not aware.
-
Dont drop on carpet.
-
Probably this is what I think the most.
-
Nothing to loose is freedom.
-
But who can achieve this,
I dont know.
-
Ee...
-
...year 1917 something. We are in Wien.
-
There is our Karl.
-
King?
-
- Karl.
- We call him King.
-
Beardy.
-
There is Friedrich.
-
Friedrich has left
his dad's factories...
-
...and came near us.
-
We are there teorizing,
at a top roof apartment.
-
And I never forget.
-
- We are drinking coffee. Eating donut.
- Who is this Karl?
-
German Footballer I guess.
-
- I turned to Karl...
- Karl Marx. Read some books.
-
Karl Marx.
-
..."what else left to loose?" I said.
-
Do you know what he said to me?
-
"Nothing but our chains" he said. "Kaan", he said.
-
Fuck off, I said.
-
"You", I said, "you ruin this century
with this mentality", I said.
-
"This century will be upsidedown", I said.
-
"Some day there can be a revolution in Russia", I said.
and it happened.
-
whatever...
-
Goodnight respected listener.
-
Merry M�barek Christmas.
-
Hadi eyvallah.
-
Listener on the line.
-
Alo?
-
Erol Egemen.
-
Are you listening?
-
Go ahead respected listener.
-
Becareful of your speeches.
-
How? Respected listener?
-
Respect to peoples religions and traditions.
-
Know your limits...
-
...or we will let you know.
-
How will you do it?
-
you have doubt?
-
Sure I have.
-
You shouldnt.
-
You have come there without bike today.
-
Asshole!
-
- Lets make a party Mete. Ha?
- Good idea. Lets do.
-
A Lonesomes Party.
-
We are dried.
-
Maybe our bloods freshen.
-
On 16th. At Trip.
-
3-5 friends come.
We relax.
-
Ok then.
-
Jump in guys.
-
- I take you these days.
- Eyvallah �akal.
-
Ceyda, Murat.
Zeynep.
-
Zeynep.
Murat, Ceyda.
-
Ciao Ragazzi.
-
- Selam!
- Selam!
-
Lets make breakfast?
-
Ok.
-
Thanks.
-
I call you when Im back.
-
Ok go.
-
Where are you Zeynep?
We are waiting you.
-
Americans wait your reply.
-
Forgive me Cemal Bey.
Im in love. I cant sleep until mornings.
-
They talk a lot about program.
-
I guess. But I dont understand.
-
What we do is not
popular culture.
-
For sure.
-
Eee? What do you say?
-
- Isnt it weird that people cares it?
- I dont know.
-
Last day when I was listening,
I thought it too.
-
You talk what others cannot dare to talk.
-
And people think it is intimate.
Even they dont get it, or they find it absurd...
-
...your intimacy cathes them I guess.
-
I dont know.
I couldnt solve it.
-
Anything came up with threats?
-
No way. what can happen?
-
Couple of psycho is calling sometimes.
-
But dont push much.
Becareful.
-
Dont worry.
-
It's my duty to worry.
-
I will ask you something.
-
Do you think my life is empty?
-
What do you think?
-
I dont know.
-
Noo...
-
I always did what I want.
-
Time came, I went to England.
-
Time came, I married.
-
- Time came, I gave a birth.
-
But I did everything as I want
and when I want.
-
I paid the price sometimes...
-
...but always lived as I liked.
-
Not everyone dares to pay price.
-
Why dont your Gf come?
-
In Edirne. She went to see her family.
-
Oy! Good luck! Good luck!
Good luck!
-
What the fuck?!
-
Shit!
-
- Hayda!
- Oha!
-
- Come on abi.
- Gentlemen come on.
-
Lonesomes Party
-
I like it so much.
-
They talk about everything without hesitate.
-
- Unbelievable!
- Exactly!
-
- Whats up?
- Standart. You?
-
Who is this Erol Egemen?
-
- Mete! Kaan!
-
Ma�allah. Ma�allah.
-
Im a great fan of Mete.
-
- Me too.
- Kaan. Kaan.
-
Some whiskey.
-
Hi.
-
- Have we slept?
- Fuck off, idiot.
-
Whats up?
-
Mete, is that you?
-
Sometimes.
-
Erol Egemen?
-
Who is Erol Egemen?
-
Who is Erol Egemen?
-
Who is this Erol Egemen?
-
Who? Who is Erol Egemen?
-
- Erol Egemen is here, did you hear?
- Abi, He doesnt come here.
-
How not!
He is fucking inside.
-
He is smashed one wall to other
dont you hear?
-
- Whats happening?
- No way!
-
They called from the bank.
-
This month's credit is not paid.
-
Ok, I handle it.
-
And there is the rent.
-
Selin, did you get the fax from agency?
-
Geldi, bir bak istersen.
-
Is it 6.45?
-
Yes
-
Mete or Kaan is here?
-
How did you find out here?
-
A friend of us told it. Are they here?
-
What will you do with Kaan and Mete?
-
We want to be member of Losers Club.
-
Really?
-
Si si certo.
-
Yes.
-
Kaan is busy, son.
-
- Is he inside?
-
- What happens if we say hi?
-
What is the problem if we see him 2 minutes.
We want to be members to Losers Club.
-
What the fuck is Club?
-
Club of what?
-
- Losers Club.
- Fuck off! Fuck you!
-
Pronto?
-
- What do you do?
- Working. You?
-
- Lets go to Olympos.
- Okey, well. When?
-
Right now.
-
- You should be kidding?
- Noo, I'm not.
-
- I wish but I cant go.
- You cant? Or You dont?
-
I cant. Too much work.
Are you fine?
-
Fine, fine. Come on,
We relax a little.
-
Work and work, never ends.
-
What is the worst thing could happen?
-
I can be fired.
-
You find another job.
-
I cant. Many projects
to be finished.
-
But I can go for coffee.
-
Nevermind. See you at night.
-
Okey, see you.
-
Yes dear listeners, we came to the end ...
-
...of tonight's Losers Club.
-
We thank you all for listening us.
-
Until next week, stay healthy,
happy and joyful.
-
Goodnight beloved listeners.
-
What do they do?
-
They record fake official tapes
in case of inspection, Asl� Han�m.
-
- Okey Usta.
- Okey.
-
- Do you know what came to my mind Mete?
- What?
-
Censure. Censure...
I think everyone should be censured.
-
Goverment should censure
not only tvs, radios and newspapers...
-
...they should also censure
magazines and thoughts.
-
What happens if
everyone has his own thought!?
-
Are we crazy!?
-
Censure agents should walk around.
Really.
-
They should punish thoughts too.
-
Did he think woman? 1.000 Dolar.
Did he think to have sex with that woman? 2.000 Dolar.
-
Then we would make them rich.
-
Listener on the line.
-
- Alo.
- Alo. Hi.
-
Hello, respected listener.
Have we slept before?
-
No. How arbitrary question is this.
-
Well, could you ask me a question
which is not arbitrary
respected listener?
-
There is no such question.
-
Anything which has no answer
will not have its question neither
respected listener.
-
Questions exist only to hear the answer.
-
Except one.
-
This question can put you in deep silence
or unbalanced joy.
-
As I could understand from here,
your already unbearable existance...
-
...can be worse for your periphery.
-
I will ask if you are ready.
-
Yes.
-
If there is death
What else could be more serious?
-
Someone on line.
-
- Goodnight respected listener.
- Have we slept?
-
Alo?
-
Goodnight respected listener. Go ahead.
-
My name is Hakan. I have been thinking to call you
for a long time.
-
But you encouraged me
after I heard you tonight.
-
Yes respected listener.
Dont make it short.
-
How shall I start... Im a painter.
I live with my mom.
-
In fact I was living.
I lost her a year ago.
-
We were very close.
-
she helped me to start painting.
-
There is no such sorrow...
-
...such a pain.
-
I cant describe.
-
I couldnt eat for months...
-
...couldnt sleep, couldnt paint.
-
I couldnt resist anymore.
-
I said: let me finish it and end this pain.
-
Nobody will notice my absence, i said.
-
I even planned how and when to do it.
-
Maybe it will sound
ridiculous to you but...
-
...I noticed your program
one night before I would do it.
-
I sit, and listened until the end.
-
You were teasing with loneliness so good...
-
...then I decided to listen one more night.
-
Without consciousness,
I started waiting your program.
-
While I was waiting,
I had forgotten to die.
-
I record the programs
and listen also day time.
-
- Not every program I guess?
- Eh. There are few.
-
In fact I called you to thank you.
-
Eyvallah, respected listener.
-
where are you calling from?
-
Pendik.
-
Then...
-
...we give you too...
-
...governer of Pendik Badness.
Ofcourse, If you accept?
-
I would be glad.
-
Well Then.
We are waiting your reports.
-
Thank you for everything.
-
Goodnight.
-
Did Erol Egemen call?
-
Who is he, he would call?
-
Do we go to eat meatball?
-
Lets go.
-
- Do you come here everynight?
- At least once a week.
-
- Did you like?
- Very nice.
-
Why didnt you talk more
with that guy who called?
-
We did, what else we would talk?
-
I dont know. He opened his heart, he thanked.
-
You could treat more friendly at least.
-
You think so.
-
I dont get it.
-
You dont know the value in your hands.
-
why dont you take anything serious?
-
Why do you always try to give mission to us?
-
We are two men who gets pleasure of each others conversations
and talking in radio.
-
Thats it.
-
I know it very well that
you dont believe what you say.
-
We didnt ask anyone to listen us.
-
We didnt ask anyone to love this program.
We didnt tell anyone to take us serious.
-
But they did. What will you do now?
-
We will go home after meatballs.
-
Same.
-
I dont understand it.
-
Program is this much populer.
We still cannot sell books.
-
We should benefit of it.
-
Kaan doesnt want to use the program.
-
Honestly.
This program changed my life.
-
Saved me.
-
Nobody guessed this would happen.
-
This,
What we are living will be over one day.
-
We will seek these days.
-
I dont know. Maybe something else starts.
-
Our 68's is this I guess.
-
- Birra?
- H�-h�.
-
- Hi, Kaan.
- Hi.
-
- How r you?
- Fine. You?
-
What time is it?
-
10.
-
- Offf! Offf!
- What happened?
-
I need to meet moms.
They were going to stop at me.
-
Call and tell you would be late.
-
It would be rude.
-
- What are you doing?
- I take you with bike. Faster.
-
- No need, I go myself.
- They are coming to Harem? I take you.
-
Kaan, I said no need.
I'll go.
-
Im out.
-
- See you at radio at evening.
- Radio?
-
My friend wants to come, I told you.
-
I believed everything
that I want to believe until now, Kaan.
-
Even I knew I would die at the end,
or I would bleed...
-
...I believed everything I want.
-
I lost when I felt so near
to possess somethings.
-
Then you are
Angut (idiot and also name of a bird)?
-
Yes.
-
Then we will read a poem.
-
Angut bird city dirt.
-
Amore mio, this poem is nonsense.
Its kind of Dada. :)
-
I hope you liked.
-
My translation.
-
I tried to make it easy.
-
To understand.
-
Just listen it, it is funny.
-
Uza derin uykuda.
-
Da... Da... Da...
-
- Hayda!
- Yerden ve g�kten g�l.
-
Mavi ����� hissetmeden,
g�zlerinde bakt�m uza�a.
-
A... A... A...
-
[KAAN] Y�re�im i�inde y�lk�...
-
...sevi g�ncesi, si... si... si...
-
Angut Ku�u ahh,
Ahu'yu bile tan�mad�n...
-
- Do you understand anything?
- No.
-
...g��s�m�n yaral� sularla.
-
Hayda bre.
-
Hoppa!
-
Unwilling death.
-
Ahu'yu bile tan�madan,
yank�s� g�z�nde...
-
...g�l titremesi.
- Bird of Angut.
-
- In bloody waters...
- ...echoes in brain...
-
...Bird of Angut.
-
Kuyusunun kanl� sularla,
toz ve huzur ve h�z�n...
-
...g�lgelerle, hayda.
- Hoppa!
-
Water, moonless night, sand
grains shake.
-
Arbunu ve da� zakkumunu can bilip,
do�acakt�, gelecek pi�i.
-
- Vay can�na be.
- Hayda.
-
Hayda.
-
Nobody else other than you
at evenings?
-
And Heather, thats it.
-
Your face is not strange,
have we met?
-
Kaan, why do you do the program
like that?
-
Why not?
-
- Isnt it little weird?
- Ha.
-
after dinner, this pants are strecthing,
I take it off, more comfortable.
-
Interesting.
-
Nothing to exaggerate.
-
Lets go out.
-
Please.
-
If that vase turns one more time,
I will cut my wrists.
-
- How many times did you watch this?
- 2-3 times.
-
>- No... four...
-
Zeynep be careful, dont drop on the carpet.
-
dont worry.
-
- Four, five...
- What kind of shit is this?
-
- Zeynep watch out--
- Eight, nine times...
-
what did I tell you?
Didnt I say Dont drop?
-
It is a special kind of carpet.
-
13, 14 times I watched.
-
- Pardon.
- Is it 15 maybe?
-
- I dont remember exactly.
-
- Kaan says hi to you.
- How is he, fine?
-
Same.
-
I will give you something.
-
These are for you.
-
- I dont understand?
- Most of them original, first edition.
-
Mom... these, these are awesome.
where did you get them?
-
- I had bought them from England.
Keeping them for long years.
-
You put them to your shop.
-
Shop?
-
You didnt think I wouldnt learn.
-
Thank you.
-
- Come.
-
- Asl� Han�m.
- Yes?
-
Are they banned again?
-
- They are number one.
- But normal.
-
In last months they were becoming 2nd
in their time.
-
Not in their time only...
-
...number one of the day.
-
Fuck.
-
We should ask you a question...
-
...for you to win the book.
-
In this year'S Super Bowl final...
-
...what is the name of the tennis team?
-
Ya off, I will loose If I say I dont know,
please dont ask.
-
Good tactic, I liked.
-
But, please.
-
- Ok, ok. It is legal.
- Then we ask another one.
-
Dont ask,
I dont want to loose this.
-
Or you ask another time?
Ant question you want.
-
You can give the book to me tonight?
-
Did we slept ever?
I recognize your voice.
-
- No.
- [METE] We couldnt sleep.
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- [KAAN] Seriously, you didnt??
- [METE] We talked but we didnt sleep.
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- [KAAN] Good, One of us will sleep anyway.
Dont make it a big deal? - Alo?
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- Im stressed, dont push me.
- Alo?
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Where should I come?
Where should I come?
-
Where were you?
-
- I went to Hakk� Usta with Mete.
- Hakk� Usta was so important?
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You knew I would stay with you tonight.
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I came Zeynep,
Whats the problem?
-
Nothing.
-
Why do you hit on every girl calling?
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- Dont be ridicilous.
- Am I ridicilous?
-
Am I the one who makes
sex conversations every night?
-
"Did we sleep ever,
come to us, I lick you."
-
Is this the program?
We dont talk anything else?
-
Do you?
-
Fine, We dont.
-
What if I introduce you to my dad?
-
Then if he listens to you on radio
What will I tell him?
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- Then dont introduce to your dad,
why do you make it difficult? - You are--
-
the most smart and intelligent man I ever know.
-
Why do you waste it?
-
why dont you make something real?
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Hayda.
-
At the beginning,
everything I was doing, was exciting for you.
-
Your books do not sell.
-
You refuse to take money from radio.
You take photos very rare.
-
Why dont you make something real?
You are not 19 any more!
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This is me babe, never hide it.
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Never told you lie.
-
Never changed.
-
If you are not happy, I mean...
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...if Im not enough for you...
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...get yourself fucked and go.
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Then?
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Nothing, she didnt smile.
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Never. Never...
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...would smile.
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[KAAN] Everything that could be expected
from a good sunset was there.
-
All that live colors in the sky.
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A light breeze.
-
Smell of her parfume.
-
In that moment...
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...if an anvil ...
-
...would fall down from sky
-
could arrive to earth...
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...in 9 days and 9 nights.
-
I got the job offer from USA
that I was expecting for a long time.
-
Congragulations.
-
I couldnt decide going or not.
-
Why?
-
It depends you too.
-
If you say "Dont go"...
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...I dont.
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We try here, but...
-
You should say it.
-
Say "Dont go".
-
Can you say?
-
Say "Dont go".
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In that moment if a bronze anvil...
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...falls...
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...from earth...
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...it could reach in
9 days and nights...
-
...to her eyes.
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Long...
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...lightless...
-
...cold moment.
-
Really?
-
Eyvallah.
-
- Are you fine?
- H�-h�.
-
Im better now.
-
Did you hear from Zeynep?
-
We talked.
-
She settled in USA.
-
Rock'n'Roll, this and that...
I was not aware how much in love I am.
-
But it was not possible.
-
Forget it.
-
Do you know the feature of women?
-
They fall in love with what makes you up...
-
...then they try to take it from you.
-
- How is the shop?
- Fine.
-
Im thinking to focus on publish house.
-
There are many books I want to publish.
-
I Think its time for a change.
-
What will we tell to Asl�?
-
We find something.
-
Whats up?
-
Ceyda...
-
...she left me.
-
You were together?
-
We were in big love.
-
You didnt notice?
-
Forgive me.
What is this?
-
I said: lets have a dinner as
two single friends.
-
I bought ice cream too.
-
Raspberry.
I finished the translation.
-
Are you allright?
-
As you said:
-
We are really lonesome.
-
[METE] Is this fair?
Is this justice?
-
[KAAN] Come on Mete, give
us a message of justice.
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[METE] What the fuck is justice?
-
Is there justice?
-
If there is justice today, what would they say?
What would happen to us Kaanc�m.
-
[KAAN] Come on give the message...
-
It should include love and brotherhood.
Give us a messsage, come on.
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WE should love with justice.
We should love back who loves us.
-
We should desire who desires us.
-
Even if we dont desire, we should
pretend as we desire...
-
...at least we should not say anything
that night.
-
haa you say :
we should tolerate the pompa?
-
We should tolerate.
-
Maybe we love, i say,
maybe in time.
-
you say good.
You say good.
-
Look, my eyes are wet.
-
I want justice!
-
Look, Look at drops.
Right here, for no reason.
-
I want justice!
-
You too, Kaanc�m, give us a message full of
love and justice.
-
I...
-
...for all humanity...
-
...for all people...
-
...for all animals...
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...for all viola,
for all mountain berries...
-
...for all bucaneve,
for all of us...
-
...for everbody,
for who made this world...
-
...for who exists on this world,
for all of us...
-
...I want love and justice!
Thank you Turkey!
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- Bravo!
- Oh be!
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- Bravo! - Eyvallah, eyvallah.
- Ma�allah!
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We dedicate this issue of Losers Club...
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...as usual, beloved Kent listeners...
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...to Gang of Montana,
to the bad guys of the city...
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...to the syndrome of Erol Egemen...
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...which is a sensational phenomena in medical science...
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...to all bad spirits...
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...and to Kad�k�y Streets that we learned life and women.
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Indeed without doubt.
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We will not be together next tuesday night
and all other nights.
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Issue of tonight's Losers Club,
and all issues of Losers Club...
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...are over.
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We wish you all goodnight,
respected listeners of Kent...
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...if such a thing is possible.
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Arrivederci.
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Losers Club is over.
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# Even if i am with you #
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# My love #
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# Even if we break up or die #
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# in this way #
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# Always loneliness baby,
Loneliness is lifelong #
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# Loneliness is lifelong #
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# Loneliness is lifelong #
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# Loneliness is lifelong #
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# Let's do not see each other #
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# We miss #
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# Even if we are attched forever,
even if we are happy or sorry #
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# Loneliness is lifelong #
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# I wish you come to my mind suddenly #
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# I wish i forget you sometimes #
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# I wish i am curious secretly #
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# I wish i am jealous as crazy #
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# There is always loneliness at the end #
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# Loneliness is lifelong #
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# There is always loneliness at the end #
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# There is always loneliness at the end #
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