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Congratulations, and welcome to the last villain
orientation video of Black Hat Organization.

There comes a time when every scoundrel
has to leave the lair and become a great villain

and that's just what's going to happen to
you after you finish watching this special video.

Huh?
and that's just what's going to happen to
you after you finish watching this special video.

You've arrived at the doors of information, the
fount of evil knowledge, the cusp of evilness!

Get ready to have all your questions
answered by Lord Black Hat,

the sculptor of chaos, Demencia

the happy accident, 5.0.5.

and Flug.

Oh for crying out loud, you're lucky
it's the last orientation video!

So welcome, curious spectators, to Black Hat Organization's
personalized villain orientation video.

Welcome, deplorable vermin!
I'm Black Hat and I love Demencia!

Nonono! Stop that!

Greetings, knowledge-hungry villains!
Today we'll be answering

You already said that!

Hello, scabby people, that want to
know about our personal life.

Here we'll be answering your questions,
no matter how stupid or evil they are.

Unfortunately, Demencia's right, and
we'll share this last video to answer

Yes yes whatever.
BRING ON THE QUESTIONS!

LET ME FINISH!!

You better have worthy questions or your
descendants will regret it. Let's get this over with.

(Will you sell your products cheaper?)
No.

(When will you proceed to end everything and everyone?)
Why do you care?

(Any tips for conquering a planet?)
No.

(What happens to a villain that doesn't work for Black Hat?)
They die.

(Has any foolish and useless hero ever
stood up to our supreme and powerful Lord Black Hat?)
No.

(Have you ever found an enemy that was a
real challenge for you and that was hard to defeat?)
No.

(I bought one of your wicked products to prank
my brother but it never arrived. I want a refund.)
No.

(Does any hero exist that's on par with Black Hat?)
Ahahaha!

(Does any hero exist that's on par with Black Hat?)
No.

(Lord Black Hat, apart from souls,
do you have any other favorite food?)
No.

(Have you ever thought of hiring more subordinates?)
Nooo.

That's all. GOODBYE.

Er, jefecito chulo--

WAIT, NO! Cambot, rewind rewind!

[nervous chuckle] Well, since there's still 10
minutes left and we didn't answer anything yet...

We'll try to answer the majority of the questions within that time.

Luckily some of them will be answered
by Lord Black Hat [Dem licks her lips]

Our first question comes from a mother
of a little villain named Enzo Lucas, who asks

'How can I be a villain that
knows how to control their powers?'

Well, Enzo and Enzo's mother,
the answer is very simple

DON'T DO IT! Let yourself go! You'll create
more chaos and destruction that way! Hahaha!

What are you talking about?!
What example are you giving to the child!?

You don't even know if he's
conflicted about using his powers!

No pain, no gain!

Enzito, I suggest that you read the book 'What do I do if
I transform into stone' from Black Hat Organization

and I can also offer you a scholarship
for Black Hat's high school for young villains!

The next question is from a villain who wishes
to be feared despite her adorable appearance.

(I want people I live with to fear me and to be afraid just hearing
my name. The problem is, they just laugh and coddle me.)
The next question is from a villain who wishes
to be feared despite her adorable appearance.

Well, let me tell you 6Saria Ga9, you're wasting
the benefits of your TERRIFYING adorableness, such as

tricking the enemy, emotional manipulation, monetarily
exploiting foolish people, or even ruling your city.

The next question comes from a young
villain named Kim Lux from Korea that asks:

'What evil things can I do at school?'

Well, in my particular case, I'd return with a huge
titanium alloy robot to capture all the troglodytes in my class

who locked me up in a cage of laminated steel, with a volume of 0.0657 cubic meters-

Do whatever you want.
School is evil by itself.

--and that's without counting
the volume of the supplies!

Ale asks, 'Why don't male
villains respect female villains?'

To the contrary! Many super villainesses are quite
feared, respected, and known in the villain world such as

Lady, Naga, Quimera, Incinerator,
Los Tornado, this crazy girl I don't know about,

Mother Poltergeist, Poker Face,
and Menta Laguna, to mention a few.

And with a hand on the back!

Taranmon Dehghan says: 'How many
Hatbots do I need to control galaxies?'

Ah, well, considering that the galaxy has a diameter
of about 100,000 light years, with a thickness of about 200,000 light years,

you'd need 37,492,497,597 Hat-drone units,
8,395,862,378 Hatbot-ler units,

486.000 million Hatbot-sentinel units,
15.400 million would be total losses, and

if you multiply that by the number of conquered
species, the final result is [number that Dem's holding].

OR you can buy the Hat-Station, exclusive
for members of Black Hat Organization.

Unless the galaxy is the size of a key
chain, in which case you'd need like... two robots.

Now a question specifically for Sir Black Hat!

'How can I be a strong, big and evil villain like Lord Black Hat?'

You can't.

Black_Cat asks, 'What happened
to Mojo Jojo after the injection?'

Err... well...

I'm the prettiest princess
in all the world!

He's still in observation...

Look, they asked 5.0.5. a question!

MOVE! OOOH! I want to see my questions!

'Would you like to be a pony or a robot'
...Whaaat? That's for stupidheads!

Of course NOT!

I want to be a giant MONSTER! And destroy cities!
And take Black Hat to the top of a tower for a romantic view!

And buy cute clothes!

As I was saying... Melian asks 5.0.5.:

'You're the cutest thing I've ever seen. I love how you asked us
to send you questions. How old is 5.0.5.?'

taptap Baw!

Haley Passmore asks, 'What happened
to the other three Black Hats?'

Well, we named the little one
Earl and Demencia kidnapped him.

The MONSTROUS one is in
our basement under investigation,

and the muscly one escaped and
we're still trying to track him down.

And the last one...
Well, he's still here!

This one's from Angel Morales for Lord Black Hat.
'How many heroes have you defeated?'

Do you remember how many
ants you've stepped on?

[nervous chuckle] Ehm, Insomia the Witch
asked me: 'How good are you with magic?'

Look, what others call
magic, I call science.

Son, you're amazing! That's my
card, and I didn't even pick one!

MY TURN! MY TURN!
[Flug squealing like a dying seal]

'Why does Demencia have her hair colored differently?'

What? This? I only dye my bangs!

[sigh] Raissaspinad asks: '5.0.5., what do you do for fun?'

Now where is 5.0.5....

Hey, neighbor!

Ohh noo! Princess!

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Flug: Our loyal customer Naomi Trannin asks:

'My complaint is that I've sent one of my slave kangaroos to the
resort and they haven't returned. I've tried to get them back but I never got an answer.'

[nervous chuckle] Weird huh? [more chuckling]

Who needs old slaves?! I can offer
you new, pretty, and better slaves.

We have a 2-for-1 sale!
How, convenient, eh?

Ana S asks: 'I've heard that BH has a pet snake called Lil Jack,
but you've never shown him. Could we see him, Black Hat?'

No.

Oh, I think it's about his lunchtime...

Ohh a penny!
It's my lucky day!

MY TURN!

'Out of all the weapons you've
used in your life, which one's your favorite?'

Ohhoho! This is Bonebreaker,
and this is Nutcracker!

You should see the faces of
my victims when they meet them!

Turquoise Relief, ooh lala, mon amour.

'And what if you take Medusa's head and use that
magic to build a ray that can turn any hero into stone?'

Ah, well, as a matter of fact, Turquoise, Medusa's head
can be used as a battery for many of our devices, such as:

Medusa device, Medusa ray,
Medusa cementmixer,

Medusa cannon, Medusa clothes dryer, and
many more from our catalog, all at wholesale prices!

(Narrator) Medusa's head not included.

Ruky asks: 'Who is Black Hat
Organization's pet, Demencia or 5.0.5.?'

Flug!

Demencia.

Bahuwr!

(Flug) What! How am I the pet?! I'm the scientist, a boss of the scientific organization, you're the pet! You're a feral animal, a savage, you're always biting and destroying stuff and causing problems--
(Demencia) Ohh yes, you know you're the pet! You're smart enough to play dead or fetch sticks! Come on! Go for the stiiick!

Cachis, how did I get here?

'Demencia, if Black Hat was a
hero, would you still love him?'

WHO ASKED THAT?! TELL ME
THEIR NAME!! WHO WAS IT?!!

Next question, next question!

Silvia says, 'What is 5.0.5.'s utility?'

Ah, well apart from making delicious cakes,
for some reason villains love to have him close.

Awww how cute. Who's the little baby! You are, you are!

Arath Garcia says, 'How did you and
Demencia end up at Black Hat Organization?'

Ah, that's a very funny story. I arrived by
plane and Demencia barefoot, obviously!

Ah, a question in Chinese! Luckily for me, I took
advanced Chinese in kindergarten. It says:

'I love you' ...

Uh--What...?

DID YOU JUST WASTE A QUESTION ON A DISPLAY
OF AFFECTION TOWARDS MY ORGANIZATION?!

Err nonono. It says 'Has... a dog bit you recently?'
('Te amo' / 'Te a mordido un perro,' Spanish wordplay)

And the answer is 'No no no no no!' The only one who's bitten me
recently is Demencia, and I'm already vaccinated, jefecito!

IF I HEAR ANOTHER MEDIOCRE
QUESTION LIKE THAT, I WILL

Aaand the next question
is for... Demencia. It says

(Why does Demencia love
Black Hat so much?)

(What do you
see in Black Hat?)

(How did you fall in
love with Black Hat?)

(What do you like so much about Black Hat?)
(How long have you loved Black Hat?)
(Why do you like Black Hat so much?) (Do you love your boss?)

(Demencia, why do you love Black Hat?) (Why do you love Mr. Hat so much?) (Why is Demencia so in love with Black Hat?)

(Why do you love Lord Black Hat so much?) (Demencia, what do you see in Black Hat?)

Oh no, nonono! What have you done!
Take that out! Stop it! Stop it!

AAAAAH!

♫ His malicious and so perfect being ♫

♫ There is no question
He’s the greatest fiend ♫

♫ His elegant looks and evil wear ♫

♫ Oh I die full of joy
There's none to compare ♫

♫ His words of rage
and his GREAT strong wrath ♫

♫ Will leave you speechless
There is no match ♫

♫ His sharp smile and
his GRAVELLY voice ♫

♫ They're all part of his charm
in which I rejoice ♫

♫ This girl right here, unbeatable ♫

♫ Her love for Black Hat, unassailable ♫

♫ Upon her capture,
it's death from above ♫

♫ For her escape will
be fueled by love ♫

♫ His love, I love,
it is all I need ♫

♫ His maliciousness is
for aaaaaall I plead ♫

♫ From his dark hat and corporation
All they destroy is lovely decoration ♫

♫ His gorgeous outfits,
he looks so good ♫

♫ When he crushes pesky heroes
underneath his foot ♫

♫ Shut up, will you! ♫

♫ Oh, make me, nerd! ♫

♫ There's no one to stop
my love for him ♫

♫ And something I know: it's something
with you all I will now share ♫

♫ Crazy in love ♫

♫ For in the end ♫

♫ So true and real is BLACK HAAAAAAAT ♫

♫ And me! ♫

Ugh, finally. I've been shooting
her the whole song.

You'll forgive me, right? If I didn't do that,
she would've sung about Black Hat all day.

The next question says: 'I want to start my career in villainy.
What malefic plans do you recommend to the newbies?'

Well, watching the villain orientation videos of Black Hat Organization is a good start,

or you can take our specialized courses.

The next questions says: 'How many
abilities does Demencia have?'

Well, girl? Aww, she doesn't
want to answer. Well then.

The next question is
for my 5.0.5. and says:

'Hello 5.0.5. You're a very cute creature,
and I would like to meet you one day to

give you the biggest hug in the world.
Would you do me that favor?'

I'M FED UP WITH THESE INSOLENT
INSIGNIFICANT QUESTIONS!

I WON'T HEAR MORE OF THESE BLASPHEMIES!

But, jefecito chulo,
my master, my everything,

(What does Flug's face look like?)
there are still some questions left. I was
just about to answer this one

SHUT UP, YOU ANIMAL, AND
FINISH THIS ACCURSED VIDEO

OR THE NEXT QUESTION WILL BE 'HOW
DID THE DOCTOR SURVIVE THIS VIDEO'!

And that concludes our Q&A video from the organization.

I hope that all of your questions have been answered,
and if you still don't know how to be a decent villain,

honestly, I have no idea
what to do anymore.

So there's only one thing left to say:

Welcome to Black
Hat Organization!

WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING
IN MY HOUSE?! GET OUT!

But I live here, jefecito!!
This isn't fair, this isn't fair!

(( Keep watching there's more ))

(Distinguished Members:)

(Preachers of the
word of Lord Black Hat:)

(BH Org Staff: Catering: 5.0.5.
Security: D3-M (Demencia) )

We're in Atreno City, where yet again,
a device is unleashing chaos in the city.

The one responsible for this
device is the local villain known as--

COMING SOON (APRIL)

TRANSLATION BY NIGHTFURMOON.
DO NOT USE WITHOUT MY PERMISSION
English lyrics for Demencia's song by
chrossrank ct and RevelingRexan