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Congratulations!

You have watched nine villain
orientation videos and you're still here!

At this point you should be dead or without money.

Nevertheless, all your perseverance
and efforts are about to be rewarded!

In this last orientation video, we'll reveal
the BIGGEST secret to being an exemplary villain!

A secret so effective that in comparison
all the previous videos are nonsensical fillers!

The secret to being a great
and lethal villain like Demencia,

not like Black Hat because that's impossible

and definitely better than Flug!

Hey hey, listen, you!
That's enough! You'll regret it!

If you want to take the big step, change people's
perceptions from semi-scared to they-might-die,

and become a professional villain,

no,
-

no,
MORE than professional

the secret to become
an absolute villain iiiss...

Becoming a member of
Black Hat Organization!

That is the solution! It's very easy
and quick, so bring your friends.

I invite you!

And get ready to receive the benefits that
the membership of our evil organization will give you

with the evil guide for aspiring
members of Black Hat Organization.

And now, a message of our leader of
the organization, Master Black Hat!

(Girly voice) Warm greetings. It fills me with
happiness and joy to give you a warm welcome

to this video for aspirants
of Black Hat Organization.

Our doors are always open to hug new members
and give them gentle and generous treatment

that from the beginning will make
them feel part of our happy family.

And if the words of Master Black Hat
didn't convince you, maybe Flug's ramblings will.

Presenting...!

Flug.

You know what, forewarned is forearmed.

No, not carbon refrigeration, no! I hate you.

Haha! I know.
[narrator screaming in the background]

Welcome, aspirants and
members of Black Hat Organization.

I'm happy to communicate the great benefits
of being a member of our INFAMOUS ORGANIZATION.

From secret reunions with human sacrifices to
discount coupons and a dry cleaner service

specialized in capes and outfits with spikes.

But being a member of Black Hat
Organization has even more benefits

and to explore them, we'll
analyze one of our junior members.

The Delightful Children, better known as
The Delightful Children From Down The Lane,

these five delightful and well-mannered
kids that move and talk in almost perfect synchrony

come from a fine lineage of
Black Hat Organization members.

So it is expected that they continue their legacy of villainy.

Luckily, and despite their young age, their
behavior is like a high-ranked villain's.

An act written in rule #532 and that every
aspiring villain of the organization should know:

A high-ranked villain does not enter
direct combat unless the situation requires it.

When using subordinates, they avoid getting
their hands dirty and most importantly,

they show their enemy superiority and power.

A villain with these characteristics
reflects a complex evil structure.

The kid's family and I share a
taste and admiration for order and evil,

something that other villains are missing!

At least I didn't use my birthday
for Cambot's settings.

NO WAIT! DEMENCIA!

(Dem, imitating Flug's voice) I'm a nerd that
uses a lab coat and a bag on my head!

I wish I was as awesome
and intelligent as Demencia!

I have the solution for you, Flug!

One of the benefits of being
a member of the organization

is the capability to buy vast
amounts of robots and machinery

created by the brilliant and
cool Dr. Flug, that is c'est moi,

the director of the scientific
department of the organization.

Their dad uses this benefit a lot to buy
products, machinery, and highly lethal mechanisms

to give to his kids as gifts.

You don't know how many orders we got from
Father ordering new gifts for his adorable children,

acquiring one of my best designs,

this powerful, incredible,
and DESTRUCTIVE MACHINE.

Hoo, I did really well
with that machine.

And more machinery of destruction which
was very useful against their archenemies.

Reporting in, Kids Next Door members 1 through 5.
(Numbuh 4: fanboying)

The famous Sector V composed of:
Miguelon, Memo Gonzales Jr.,

Kuki Kiut, Güero Torres, and Abigail Olivera

better known as Numbah
1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 respectively.

The Kids Next Door belong to a universal
organization that fights against the tyranny of the adults

and that always gives The Delightful
Children From Down The Lane trouble.

They have frustrated their plans
many times, especially on their birthdays,

an event that happens 5 times a year.

And for which they use another one of
the benefits of being a member of the organization

which is fine confectionery.

It's the most solicited service.

Father ordered his kids'
birthday cake all the time

and he always ordered it extra
delicious to torture other kids

making them watch The
Delightful Children while they ate!

What IMMENSE stupidity!

I know better ways
to traumatize children...

Nevertheless, orders like a giant
robot and a delicious cake, once delivered

they are no longer the
responsibility of Black Hat Organization.

Because those cakes really
have gone through a LOT.

They've been blown into millions of pieces,

they've been ruined by a girl with anger issues,

and to top it off

(chuckles at the pun)

they were pooped
on by chickens!

5.0.5. made the majority of those cakes
and always with a LOT of love, you know?

You've ruined
enough of them!

To stop The Delightful Children
from ruining our services

I installed an infallible
security measure in the cake,

just one of the many benefits of being
a member of Black Hat Organization,

like the personalized consultancy
for villains, useful for avoiding headaches.

This can consultation can be imparted
by moi, Demencia, or the boss of bosses!

I told Benedict myself that if
the kids want that cake so badly,

why not make them part of that diabetic coma...

I repeat, Black Hat Organization is
not responsible of your stupidity.

Oh, this isn't good.

Ah, look at that. 5.0.5. has just finished
the new cake that Father ordered for a birthday.

What a great opportunity for
you to observe the benefits

of being a member of Black
Hat Organization live.

Let's go, Cambot! [whistles]

Wait here, 5.0.5. When you see
the kids, give them their cake.

Well, well, what do we have here.

Aww, how cute! Who's a little baby??

You are! You are!

Hey, chubby bear, down with
the cake or I'll get violent!

HUH? That easy?

Hey, how cool! Come on,
Kids Next Door, let's go!

Byee!

It's done with your great-great-great-
grandmother's recipe and

improved with bitumen for flavor.
-

improved with bitumen for flavor.
And—

Um, 5.0.5.?
Where's the cake?

Those weren't the right kids, 5.0.5.!
It was for THESE ones!!

The Kids Next Door always
have an ace up their sleeve,

but those dumb gadgets
are literally built by kids

and can't compare with the technology
Black Hat Organization has prepared.

Come on, my favorite TV
show is about to start.

Agh, what the—!

PINHATA. Impenetrable piñata that neutralizes
humans when they take possession of it.

Kids Next Door!
To your

AAH, don't crush me
or I'll quit this cartoon!!

The PINHATA, with which Sector V are going
to have some GOOD ENTERTAINMENT,

was designed to hold valuable treasures.

Let's say, for example, it has the
'Chocolomo Supreme' or a pair of 'Taxco jewels.'

The PINHATA will protect it
inside until destroyed.

This is an exclusive product for the
members of Black Hat Organization

buuut, but, but this is just one of the

Has it been 5 minutes already?

Well, let's see if our
friend has learned his lesson.

Are you going to get to work, or do you want to
be the trophy of an ugly and gelatinous alien?

L—Let me recover my
sight to read the script...

You don't need it to present:

Other minor but not less lethal
benefits of Black Hat Organization!

Th—That's right! Only the members of Black Hat
Organization have the right to be called supervillains!

And with the opportunity of being member of
the number one evil network of the multiverse,

you also have the opportunity to enjoy exclusive
benefits for members of Black Hat Organization!

But if you don't believe me because of
the fact that I'm humiliated and blinded

hear it straight from the
mouths of a few of our members!

Thanks to the benefits of Black Hat Organization,
I don't have to move a single finger.

They helped me
enslave civilizations.

Almost total control
of my parasite

AAAAH!

The city of Townsville
is TOTALLY mine. Hahaha!

???????

Make a species go extinct.

Only a fool would resist!
So become a member today!
-

Only a fool would resist!
So become a member today!
(And you're not a fool, right?)

You only need a network of subordinates superior to six levels, your soul, Klopman's diamonds and the heart of a princess in a rustic or rudimentary chest.

Become a member NOW! And receive
these exclusive articles as gifts

from Dr Flug's basement with
a value of -

from Dr Flug's basement with
a value of $14.00!

Black Hat members not only have these toys from
the crybaby Flug, they also have access to my exclusive...

DEMENCIA TIPS!

If you want to defeat a bunch of primary
school kids, what you have to do with them is...

Play with fire!

Or play 'The floor is LAVA'!

Or you can give them balloons...

To eat them later.

Oh come ON! Don't you know that
all your Demencia Tips are the SAME!?

AND DO YOU KNOW THAT
ALL YOUR INVENTIONS ARE

Let's sum up some of the benefits
of becoming a member of our organization.

Attend secret reunions with human sacrifices,
-

Attend secret reunions with human sacrifices,
lethal machinery, and fine confectionery.

Remember, you can obtain this and MUCH more
from being a member of Black Hat Organization.

Going back to The Delightful Children, they've shown us that
being a member of the organization doesn't make you less dumb.

Despite having all the benefits
from Black Hat Organization

their incompetence
causes their downfall.

Lenny.

You're an idiot.

However, we guarantee the fulfillment of all the hired
services and that's something I have to make sure of right now...

We kept our word. We recovered your cake
without a scratch, thank you for your purchase.

Ah, I forgot, if you want your cake back, only

Hit it, hit it, hit it, Don't lose your aim,
Because if you lose it, You lose the way!
((it's the piñata song butchered in english))

Whaaat?

Noooo!

As we know, all these benefits are
extremely persuasive and convincing,

just as the hand of our founder is gentle and affectionate,

we know that we'll soon see you in
the immense lines of satisfied members.

So welcome, future member of Black Hat
Organization! And get ready to live an eternity of

SUFFERING!

Prosperity and gratification!

Upon seeing this video, you accept to be contacted through any means of verbal communication, written, digital, physical or interdimensional to offer you our memberships until you accept or until the day of judgment arrives, whichever comes first.

WELCOME TO BLACK
HAT ORGANIZATION!

((Roles translated:)) Executive producer)

(Director • Director of photography • Editor
• Destroyer of the set • Villains injured on set)

(Music • Unmasked • Captured operatives)

(Invited villains • Retrained children)

We have been attacked
by this canopener

and the reports say that it doesn't
belong to any adult in the database.

Right now, Numbah 26—I mean, 26 is
analyzing the remains that we recovered.

Give me some time, baldy.

I'm in!

Achis piachis, are those...

Our enemies, the adults!

And it looks like they got their
weapons from whoever made this robot!

(26) Something's happening to the computer!

Hello hello, Kids Next Door.

I see that you've been
BUSY trying to follow our steps.

And I present myself before you all to warn
you that if you continue meddling in our business

the fact that you're kids won't be a factor
that alters the outcome of our confrontation.

I'm gonna kick them in their ribs!

An organization like this shouldn't exist!

KIDS NEXT DOOR, TO YOUR POSI-

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Translation by Nightfurmoon
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