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Welcome, evil progenitors!

If you want your malicious spawns
to turn into fearsome villains,

or if the 'My Villany' kit wasn't enough,

or you simply need a place to
lock up the brat and take a vacation

Black Hat Organizations's camp for
young villains is what you need!

Here, your disgusting offspring will
stop putting chewing gum in their friends' hair

and start throwing genetically manufactured
parasites at their horrible faces!

Now, to give you all a warm welcome, a few words
from our owner and founder Lord Black Hat!

Welcome, parasites, to Black Hat
Organization's camp for young villains.

Where your parents abandoned you

and now you are at the mercy of my camp counselors

who will train you while your parents give me their money

And where we'll see you become successful villains

or die trying

Guaranteed!

Now with you all, the host and
boss of the camp counselors, the

...Seriously?

Yes, don't shut up, keep going!

Ughh, alright.

The incomparable, bearer of superior
scientific abilities, and a supreme intellect...

...the most wicked and vile evil scientist, with more
doctorates than acne on your greasy face, Doctor Flug.

Hey be more enthusiastic, no?

Doctor Fluuuugg.

MORE enthusiasm!

Please can we continue?!

It's 3AM, I haven't slept in a week
and the Townsville narrator is starting to reek.

Bah!

Welcome, villains, to Black Hat
Organizations's informative video for young villains.

Where I'll explain how your spawns will improve
thanks to this EVIL and well-structured service.

FLUG! What is all of this?!

Well, since we were talking about the camp,
I thought an environment like this could put them in context-

Stop arsing around!

Flug: Oh well...

To demonstrate that the camp is foolproof,

today we'll present a young ex-camper
that used to be a clumsy and incompetent villain.

An extra so irrelevant that nobody even cared about his name.

His name is Bladi--What was it,
what was it?

Thank you, Rich!

Rog! Ralph! Rice! Rob... Rowv... Roy! Rolph? Roe.

Rich?

Oh yeah, Rich the Glitch. He was...

My name is ROB,
for crying out loud!

Oh sorry.

Oh Rob, sorry sorry. With so many
names, anyone could make a mistake.

Anyway. Rob was ignored to a point
where he got trapped in the void.

A horrible place where the mistakes go to be forgotten.

But this kid managed to escape,
although he became a glitch.

Before entering the void he
had no redeeming qualities.

Yeees, I know that not everyone is so amazing
as to build mechanical devices of destruction,

to hack the most protected official sites,

to work for the biggest and baddest villain of all time
without being fired or executed thanks to his cool brain.

Although jefeciii--

Don't push your luck, doctor.

To see the improvements that
the camp for young villains offers

why don't we see how the small Rob was before signing in?

...so more street artists need to
know how to use Shotofop.

A bit stupid, right? What do you think, sir?

I think that I'm tired of analyzing
these pathetic disgraces.

I'm leaving!

Hehehe... Wow,
how about that.

He left.

Let's look at the next trap.

No, we won't see our
enemy again. Probably he's--

In his lack of brains he tried to make
himself armor, but of course boxes are useless.

Do you have a thin and fragile body?

Are you a weak hypochondriac?

Or do you work in Elmore's Fidgeralt consultancy?

Then order Black Hat Organization's armor!
It'll make you feel twice as strong and will protect you 100%!

Except behind your knees, ankles, and nape.

Get one for different occasions!

Desert, jungle, sea, party, shopping,
gala, leopard... And night!

And don't wash it because it shrinks!

(Sounds horrible! Removable pieces - Spit included)
Buy one and get a flute completely free!

The prolonged use of the armor can produce
welts, dehydration, hair loss and money loss.

As you can see, none of his 563 traps worked.

What trap?

One of the 563 traps
that I set for you two!

Like this!

That was the moment when Rob decided
COMPLETELY VOLUNTARILY to attend the camp.

Here he received training and advice to become a great villain.

Let's see the records of his stay at the camp.

And after an almost fatal training, Rob finished
with honors given by the BEST counselor.

When he finished his training, Rob decided to continue
the mission that motivated him to be a villain in the first place.

Destroy his nemesis, Gumball Watterson.

Son of Richard Watterson
and Nicole Senicourt.

Nicole? Oh yeah,
I remember her.

She left high school early.
I wonder what happened to her?

I'm sure the entertainment
system is behind Mom's old stuff.

What's that?

There's a number
on the back.

And that's why you don't
put snakes on a plane.

One second.
Black Hat Organization.

Who is this?

This is Docto—

Who is THIS?

Yes, I want to know why my
mom has a card with this number.

Look, kid, I have no idea who your mother is,
but I assure you I have nothing to do with you.

What is that supposed to mean?

I mean that—Look kid, are you gonna buy something or NOT?

Boooring.

How weird. It sounded like a
malevolent and omnipotent organization

that controls all evil and
which mom used to be in.

Or it was real estate.

Now let's see how Rob acts with
everything he has learned in the camp.

Follow the planet or
everyone will diet.

Stupid autocorrect!

This thing never works!

All I did was suggest
the plan to Director Brown,

make the police think it was true,

and replace the contents of the
bag with something a bit more...

How to put it?

Explosive.

Why?!

(Flug) Excellent! He has a well-structured
plan. I bet he also made a list.

Without doubt one of the best lessons in
the camp that—Ohhh it's a 737-800 commercial plane!

It's the last one I need
for my collection!

Now that the dummy
is gone, it's time for myyyy

DEMENCIA TIPS!

Unbelievable, Demencia!
I'm gone for a second and

DEMENCIA TIPS!

Hello, I'm Demencia, and I'll be your P.E. teacher!

Because if you're as weak as Roberto I'll teach you how to...

Fight against crocodiles! Snowboard! Box! Make a fire!

And don't forget your sleeping bag to hide the evidence...

Of all the money that you have stolen!!

(Flug) For the love of science Demencia,
why do we have to go through this again?!

HATBOTS!!

(Demencia) So now you know! I'll see you at the same
time on the same channel! WEEEEEEEE

(BH) DEMENCIA WHAT THE HELL?!

(Demencia) Hello sweetie~

(Flug) Sorry for the interruption.
I'm sure Rob's plan was successful.

Heh, well, I suppose he didn't properly
calculate the probability he had of winning.

Anyway, in Black Hat Organization's camp
for young villains, the most important lesson is:

A villain never gives up.

Let's see another one of his wicked plans.

Be careful with the
universal remote control.

It has power that only
a fool wouldn't fear.

Tell me...

What will you use it for?

Incredible...

Wow, clever! He got a remote control capable of
altering the space-time continuum similar to mine.

But it can't be the same one because mine is right there.

That IS my remote?!

It's a unique product, so I at least hope that he uses the
device wisely, which I'm very sure was stolen from me.

I have control!

Well, now that he controls reality, let's see if he
paid attention in the 'sabotaging personal lives' class.

Excellent! Separate him from his brother.

Separate their parents, very good.

Separate him from his girlfriend and
make him throw her off a second floor, great!

I didn't even teach him that.

Eject.

Yes! You got him! Very good, he's at your mercy!

It doesn't work?! You ruined it, stupid
kid! All my devices work perfectly!

And be careful, don't lose control!

Hehe, get it? Lose control?

NOO it was just a joke, are you crazy?!

Losing the controller is one thing, but throwing it
and giving it to the enemy is another!

Now he has another
chance to fix things!

Now I have another
chance to fix things!

Nooo! Now he can see the future and ruin the plan!

We literally had a session about that at the camp!

DON'T give your enemy the opportunity to win.

Ahh I see, it was part of your plan that
your nemesis turned his parents into babies.

Look at that, very clever!

Now, if my calculations are correct, this should
grotesquely impact the kids' existence right about now.

We're going to disappear!

GET OFF GET OFF!

Yes, I knew you wouldn't fail me! After all, I was your counselor.

Augh please!

Yes, you got him! He's
yours! ELIMINATE HIM!

I hate you!

Ugh, I can't!

Oh no...

(Flug) No, what happened?! You had him! You were so close!

You could've destroyed him right there!

There, there, there!

You broke rule number 15!

Never have compassion or mercy for your enemy.

That's the worst mistake you could ever make!

Tut tut! Here are
this villain's fatal mistakes!

Number 1: Never give your enemy a chance to win.

Number 2: Never lose control of the situation. Hehe, a joke.

Number 3: Having compassion for your enemy.

But don't worry, in Black Hat
Organization's camp for young villains

we won't rest until you reach your goal of
turning your heir into a villain that isn't a shame.

Even though we'll have to implement... rougher measures.

Destrier knight: Sir Black Hat. I'm running out of
wares to sell. What can you offer me?

Hmm... Wait here.

Ehh this—exclusive plane screams when you shake it!

It's perfect!

That'll be 9.99.

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