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Congratulations! And welcome

to a new villain orientation
video from Black Hat Organization!

We've been through so many things
together, I remember like it was yesterday

when you all were useless louts with delusions
of greatness and hopes of defeating your heroes.

But no matter how well we train
you, you never manage to fulfill your goals!

Do you not know that every time you fail, they

Hey hey hey, wait a second!

We do NOT share those
details with the audience!

It's unbelievable how
you can't follow a simple order...

Welcome, insignificant eyesores, to
these last villain orientation videos

for which you all should already be a not-so-pathetic villain,

with at least a tiny fragment of power, and with
armies of subordinates that blindly follow your orders!

But since you are still dumb, today I'll
rate the tactics of a villain with a bit of authority.

Everyone loves to hate him:

Malum Kranuuuus!

Malum Kranus is a pathetic crybaby
without a large-scale vision, similar to Aku.

He once tried to be my apprentice,
but for obvious reasons

I REJECTED him.

Did you feel mellowness
and conflict in his being

so you told him to get rid of that
before you trained him in the dark side?

NO! Simply because he was
mediocre! Look at him.

Malum had a simple objective.
Total annihilation of the universe.

Why would he want to destroy his
universe if he's not capable of leaving it?

He'd just end up floating in an endless void!

The imbecile didn't think
of ruling the universe.

His origins date from the creation of
the RS Universe with this being called pure evilness.

(Pops) ...And Malum-Kranus was born!

Nevertheless, his universe had to balance
itself, creating his counterpart of pure kindness:

His brother and only being that can
stop him -- Mega Kranus, also known as Pops.

HOW DARE HE WEAR A BLACK HAT.

SUCH A REPUGNANT CREATURE.

TO—AGH—T—TO FULFILL HIS OBJECTIVE

HE MUST DESTROY HIS
COUNTERPART IN HAND-TO-HAND COMBAT.

A practice too primitive for my taste.

But otherwise he'd
restart his universe endlessly.

This process has been registered
many times on the body of this man.

Each time the cycle starts again, it
-

Each time the universe restarts, it
is marked on -

Each time the universe, restarts, it
is marked on MY BODY!

I've never seen something
as repulsive as the human body.

Seeing that he has no idea where
his rival is, he has to follow rule number 97:

Track down your adversary.

TELL ME WHERE YOU LIVE!

Oh!

You want to know where I live?!

Oy, this stupid internet!

W—Wait! L—Let me fix it!

(There's no connection to the internet.
Try:
• Checking the cables, modem, and router
• Reconnecting to Wi-Fi.
• Connecting to a neighbor's internet.)

He's on the space tree.

Finally! If you located him, use everything
you have to get to my favorite part:

Invasion! Like it says in the Manual for
Successful Invasions by Black Hat Organization,

first send your troops in with their
bellies full, and avoid cold places at all costs!

Demencia! What are you—!
Ay sorry, habit.

Hmm the invasion is decent. It lacks order and
organization, but the objective is clear.

He only has to find his counterpart
and not get distracted with silly stuff!

He'll be here in two minutes!

That's like...
-

That's like...
2000 push-ups!

2000 push-ups in 2 minutes?! PFF, impossible!

According to my calculations, he'd only
manage to do 72 push-ups in that time!
(Dem wrote 'I did 200!!' and Flug's note says 'You don't count!')

Doctor, it's OBVIOUS that it is a distraction!
You can see how he overflows with inadequacy!

No, no.

I want to see
how this ends.

I'll tell you how this ends:
-

I'll tell you how this ends:
ME destroying YOU!

Sir! Look!

That was also a trap. Flying by the only
window in the room and pretending not to be seen?!

It could have been worse. Like a bomb.

Rule number 25 establishes that
you can't neglect your rearguard,

and what a better way to do it than with

the Butt-Cover of Black Hat Organization!

Hah, now I could finish the commercial.

NEVER leave a place unattended, DON'T fall in
ridiculous traps and DON'T give any escape possibilities!

In your face!

How is it possible that he has been
fooled by two simple gardeners?!

He's the most useless entity
of darkness I've ever seen!

In all these eons, I've never
met someone who fell for this nonsense!

To have such a huge head,
his brain is minuscule!

Since Malum's troops failed, they had to proceed
with a method that I personally would rather avoid,

since, given its uncertainty, I don't deem it necessary:

Putting a price on his head and
letting a bounty hunter go crazy for the money.

These slags could hinder his path, harass
his team, or they could even kill him!

But that's unlikely, so it's better not to hire them
and to have well-planned tactics and trained troops.

Ay yi yi yi!

His mistakes will only give the heroes
time to prepare for their final encounter!

Be thankful that your opponent has even
less brains and will try to appeal to your feelings.

Yes! Perhaps we could meet up
and respectfully talk this through.

This is your invitation!

We come back to rule number 104:
Earn the hero's trust to later betray them.

Still, I'm sure Malum Kranus
will ruin this opportunity.

You have him! The only being in the universe
that can stop you! What are you waiting for! DESTROY HIM!

Your trust in villains will be your doom, Flug.

...and just like these games.

But I have the solution for this.

He's breaking rule number 37! Monologuing your
plan and giving time to his friends to rescue him!

Run!

HE LOST THEM A SECOND TIME!

Now find them and destroy them
once and for all before they tear you to shreds!

Why aren't we moving?!

Uh...

You erased half the engine,
so we're kinda stuck here, sir.

How the hell do you intend to follow them if
you destroy your transport when you lose you temper?!

If you want to unleash your fury, destroy a planet.

Then I'll take one of the small ships!

As a recommendation,
it's better to use a mini ship.

Just make sure there's nothing in your way.

Your Taken driver is arriving.

Our Taken service is appropriate for emergencies,
but we also have a better solution for these situations. Narratorz~...

Don't tell me what to do.

Quite so! Did your ship
crash into a space deer?

Or maybe you destroyed
half your ship's engine?

Don't worry! With our Vulture insurance,
we insure your ship and we give you a new one for free!

Because when hiring our exclusive luxurious
coverage, it does not matter if your accident is small... or BIG!

In total, we take your ship and
6 million Hat Coins more!

Our vultures
-

Our vultures
— uh, I mean, operators — await your call!

This is why I want to
end this stupid universe!

He's going to have to wait another 14 billion years
if he doesn't change his strategy.

Let's see how the heroes plan
to defeat someone like Malum.

With an ambush?! One would think
VILLAINS would ambush, not heroes!

But he fell for it!

Oh no.

Unless they use divine swords,
those trivial traps won't harm him!

(celebrating) OHHHHH!

Huh?

That tickled.

Dude, I can't believe
he's still alive.

If you know you can't defeat
your enemy after many tries,

what's left to do is make a deal
and take advantage of the fine print.

Oy, why didn't he do that from the beginning?!
He could've saved himself so many problems!

(crazy laughing) Look at him run!

He thinks he can save his miserable life! (more crazy laughing)

You can only destroy your enemy's
friends when you know your rival isn't a threat!

Otherwise, you'll only give
them the courage to keep fighting.

We already know how this is
going to end. See you in 14 million years!

Jefecito, don't go, maybe
this time will be different!

And now I win!

Wohoho, it really looks like he can win!

Ay no no, this again?!

Hey what's that?

We have to get
out of here!

Not yet! We have
to fly between them!

Ah, look at them! When going
towards the center of the collision,

these animals will be immune
to the restart of the universe,

and therefore they'll be able
to remember what happened.

NOW!

These heroes with their second opportunities...

Wait a minute.

I think we've
done this before.

Really, just like that?!

Of course, what was I thinking, this
bird can't tell birdseed from oregano.

With this new variable, they gave their friend
another chance to win, but Malum also got another chance!

Come on, kill your brother!

My friends! You
killed my friends!

Let's see if Malum gets lucky this time!

Take advantage of this situation!

Buut, but, but he's completely forgetting rule 42!
Don't stop attacking 'til your enemy's heart stops beating.

(yawn) How boring. I'll come back
when it gets more interesting.

Pops!

Show yourself, coward!

I'm here!

Finally! The hero surrendered to Malum's power!

Sh sh sh sh...

What. Is he being affected
by feelings?! That can't be!

Agh! Feeliiiings!

When he lets go of you, kill him!

No! This won't work, Pops!

When you let go,
I'll blast you into nothing!

Oh, I know.

So I won't let go.

Oh no, he's reducing his power levels!

If they crash into the sun,
both will be destroyed!

But Malum would never allow this!

You can try.

(Flug) Or yes?

You and me, together.

Brother.

What?! He let himself be influenced by some love words?!

He spent millions and millions of years
for nothing?! What kind of evil entity is this?!

He repeated all his mistakes like a novice!

These are his mistakes...

FLUG!

Ay, I wet myself.

I don't care how you do it, but bring me
that pathetic excuse of a villain to me!

B—But he's already going to die
as a consequence of his incompetence!

NOW!!!

What's going on?

(Malum Kranus) Lord Black Hat!

I feel like all of the evilness in the
universe is concentrated here and now!

AAAAH!

I guess it's over.

Oh, Lord Black Hat, it's been so long...

SILENCE!

Flug, tell Huovolic that
we have their order ready.

Y-yes, boss of bosses.

(Hello, everyone!)

(Remember to send your questions)

(to the email [e-mail].
Lord Black Hat, Demencia, Flug)

(and me will answer your questions in the last video,)

(thank you and see you in-)

Oooh! Are you recording?! Yeees!

It's time for myyyy

Translation by Nightfurmoon
and RevelingRexan