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Narrator: There's a phase in every villain's life
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in which destroying, counterfeiting
and stealing stops being satisfactory.
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Well that's the right moment to learn
the art of the evil conquest!
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If you're tired of searching for the right answer
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you good-for-nothing layabouts,
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worry not! Black Hat Organization has the solution
with the 5 step program for an evil conquest!
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BH: Welcome average villains.
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As you all know, I've conquered countless
planets, enslaved entire civilizations,
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and I'm the creator of the perfect conquest.
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Although I've got a pending conquest,
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so I'll leave you in the not very capable hands of the
excuse for a scientist that works for me.
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Ah... Thank you, boss of my life.
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Ahm, without further preamble, today we will
learn the 5 step program for an evil conquest.
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Oooh I'd love to learn
about the conquest of evil.
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Demencia, I don't think we're
talking about the same 'conquest.'
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Flug, I know perfectly
well what you mean,
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so continue, because this
is something I have to test!
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Alright.
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Anyway, to demonstrate the
effectiveness of our program,
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today we'll use Vilgax the
conqueror as our subject of analysis.
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The records say that Vilgax was a
feared conqueror across the universe
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until he was split in two parts, and
one of them got trapped in the Omnitrix,
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which is a device that contains the DNA
of all the species in the entire universe,
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known as the most
advanced device, blah blah blah
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A genius like me is not surprised by
this device with little amazement factor.
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Hey, weren't you saying the other day
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how awesome that watch was?
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Demencia, shut up!
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She's just kidding...
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Anyway, let's analyze his enemy,
who is the bearer of the Omnitrix
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and HE'S JUST A
10-YEAR-OLD KID?!
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How did a kid get access to one of the
most advanced inventions in the universe-
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Ehm, I mean, the most advanced
if we lived in The Stone Age.
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Let's continue with the kid!
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The name of the kid is Ben Tennyson, and, outside
of the power that the Omnitrix gives him,
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he has no remarkable abilities that
can get his grandfather and cousin in trouble.
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Hey, Flug, stop avoiding around the matter
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and start with the tips about how to conquer!
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UGH!! I told you that it's
not that kind of conquest!
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Ay, whatever. In this video, we'll see if this Vilgax
carries out the 5 steps for an evil conquest.
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Let's start with the first. Observe to know
the target you're going to conquer.
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FINALLY you gave a tip, nerd!
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Demencia, wait where are you going?!
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Look at him. He's sooo perfect
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OH SHOOT! RUN CAMBOT, RUUUN!
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With the observation done, proceed
to elaborate your conquest plan.
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Why don't you try shooting
your laser at another tree?
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This time, I'll guide you.
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You better have an
extinguisher on your ship.
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He's tricking the hero to recover the
part of him trapped inside the Omnitrix.
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That's an excellent example
of rule 72, which says:
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'Hide your true intentions until finding the right moment.'
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And it looks like Vilgax has just found his moment.
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--is rightfully mine!
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Ben!
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Yes!
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Finally!
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I am Vilgax once more!
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Very good, finally we have a big and powerful villain.
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He has gotten rid of all the obstacles without any trouble.
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He carried out step 1 well, which is observing
your enemy to know what you're going to face
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and how to use any kind of advantage against them.
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FLUG, continue with the
steps for conquering my sweetie~
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They're not that kind of--Dammit!
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The second step for an evil conquest is
always arrange and execute your conquest plan.
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Let's see, first I'll be here: Demencia!
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And then I'll go with my love and tell him
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'Hello handsome~' And he'll say, 'come to my arms'
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And I'll tell him 'I love you!' and then
I'll throw myself at him and cover him in kisses
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and we'll live happily ever after!
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The end...~
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Hello handsome~
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Get out of here.
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Bye handsome...
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I couldn't agree more!
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I'll break you into pieces!
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That's just what I was about to say to you!
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(Flug) Holy guacamole! Looks like Vilgax let his guard down,
That's just what I was about to say to you!
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thinking that Ben wouldn't be able to
defeat him because he's just a kid.
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However, he didn't take into account the element
of surprise, and that defeat cost him his spaceship.
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Ah, but don't worry, if you're ever in
a similar situation, we have the solution.
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Aren't you tired of heroes
destroying your ship in a volcano?
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Or perhaps you're sick of how difficult it is to
steal a ship without the heroes noticing and stopping you?
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Don't fret! With the 'Taken' service,
you will not have to worry anymore!
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You just have to download the app to your mobile device, and BANG!
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A ship will be there for you before the neptunian rooster crows!
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And do not worry about the payment method.
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You'll just have to give us 100 years
of servitude or 99 souls! It's a bargain!
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Order a spaceship of any
size for the occasion.
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A big spaceship to carry armies
or a small spaceship if it's only you!
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So tell me, whatever
are you waiting for?!
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Conquer or destroy the planet you live on, and
don't worry about how you're going to escape
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or if your friends can't give
you a ride because they're busy!
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With this service, we'll give you a lift!
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If you've failed the second step and that caused
you to lose your ship on an unknown planet,
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the best you can do is follow the third
step to have a successful evil conquest.
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Get an inferior being that obeys all your orders!
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That's it!
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Well, boys, what are
you waiting for? Hit it!
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Aaah!
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Who're you!?
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I am Vilgax,
conqueror of worlds.
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I can construct a device that can--
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Ah, a good use of step 3. Now Vilgax
has a pawn that he can use in his favor.
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Without my leadership, human,
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(Flug) Eww I always thought that Doctor Animo
Without my leadership, human,
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smelled like fertilizer.
you are no better than Tennyson.
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Now, bring me the weapon!
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What?!
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Who do you think you
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Huh?
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Wow, look like that alliance
didn't last long for Dr. Animo.
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These creatures were
commanded by the right leader.
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So they're not so useless.
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(Flug) No nonono!
So they're not so useless.
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(Flug) If you're going to betray your pawn,
you have to make sure they won't turn against you!
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No! You don't know
what you're doing!
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Hey, he reminds me of
that feline from the cereal.
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Animo! Get down!
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What? I never back
down from a fight!
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Oh!
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Nooo, doctor,
don't be a brute!
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Agh, you were so close!
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You could've almost tasted
victory, but it tasted like squid--Ew!
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And that leads me to the fourth
step to have a successful conquest.
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Try again and again till you succeed!
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Like Vilgax, if your plan has
failed, try again and don't give up!
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HA! My second name is 'no'
and the third one is 'giving up!'
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Hey handsome, do you like me?
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No.
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And now?
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No.
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And now??
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No.
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And now???
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And now leave me alone!
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Now let's see another attempt
of Vilgax to recover the Omnitrix
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before moving on to the
last step for an evil conquest.
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Soon, the power of the Omnitrix
will be too much for you to control.
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The greatest threat to
your beloved planet
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is you.
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Hmm, good trick. Appeal to the hero's
feelings and their love to protect,
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convincing them that they
are a danger to everyone.
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-gasp!- I became
a villain!
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This is a type of mental control in which
the villain doesn't have to do anything more than
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observe the hero's internal conflicts.
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Enough!
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Hurry up and give me the
Omnitrix before it's too late!
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Well, I guess it's time...
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Wait! It was the Weatherheads!
They work for Vilgax!
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Blasted girl, she ruined everything! He was
sooo close! They feared your octopus face.
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The final fight for the conquest must be quick and by surprise.
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You won't be able to stop me!
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What're you doing, you morons!?
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Agh it can't be, how do villains these
days have so many problems with kids?!
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Nevertheless, in Black Hat Organization we knew from
the beginning that Vilgax would never have a successful conquest.
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That's why the last step
is the most important one:
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Hire the services of
Black Hat Organization! Call now!
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Yes, I'd like to hire the services
of Black Hat Organization.
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Destroy, uh, uh,
HEAVY PUNCH, the hero.
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And remember to tell your boss to send his most lethal agent.
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That'll be 99 souls and two limbs.
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Demencia, you have work, get out!
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Yes sir!
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This will make all of the other steps easier, and
Vilgax only managed to succeed in the first one.
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Although it seems that Vilgax isn't a fool because
he has just ordered an invention created and personalized by moi.
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Sir Vilgax, your order is ready.
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A personalized Omnitrix to defeat your hero.
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And I allowed myself to program
and add the strongest DNA of all.
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Did I do well?
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No.
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Thank you, Flug!
The program works! He loves me!
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WHAT?
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I don't know what this crazy girl is talking about, Jefecito!
I told her that it was another kind of conquest--
(BH growling and Demencia singing in the back)
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No no--JEFECITO, NOOOO!
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Translation by Nightfurmoon
and chrossrank ct
