Think Big 1990

♪ (opening title music) ♪

♪ (drums) ♪

(whistle)

♪ (80s music) ♪

♪ You want to soar like an eagle ♪

♪ You want to be the best ♪

♪ You've got to be yourself ♪

♪ and not follow all the rest ♪

♪ You've got to have determination ♪

♪ And you want to reach the stars ♪

♪ You want to have tunnel vision ♪

♪ if you want to go far ♪

♪ Think Big ♪

♪ You've got to think big ♪

♪ You need the eye of the tiger ♪

♪ and you want to reach the sun ♪

♪ You need high expectations ♪

♪ if you're gonna be someone ♪

♪ You don't wanna be shy ♪

♪ You've got to be aggressive ♪

♪ Man you can't stay down ♪

♪ if you're gonna be progressive ♪

♪ Think Big♪

♪ You've got to think big ♪

♪ You must work real hard ♪

♪ and never say no ♪

♪ Rome wasn't built in a day ♪

♪ It went real slow ♪

♪ From the pyramids in Egypt ♪

♪ to the Incas of Peru ♪

♪ They didn't think small ♪

♪ Oh I wonder how they grew ♪

♪ Think Big ♪

♪ You've got to think big ♪

♪ From the Empire State ♪

♪ to the Golden Gate Bridge ♪

♪ Man how can we forget ♪

♪ the Chicago Bears of fridge ♪

♪ From the Romans to the Greeks ♪

♪ to the tallest mountain peaks ♪

♪ John Candy, Roseanne Barr, ♪

♪ Both of them are superstars ♪

♪ Think Big ♪

♪ You've got to think big ♪

♪ Now leave the magic of your dreams ♪

♪ They'll always come true ♪

♪ Keep the strength of your convictions ♪

♪ You've got to see it through ♪

♪ You've got to be energetic ♪

♪ You can't lay down ♪

♪ You've got to get back up ♪

♪ Never ever stand around ♪

♪ Think Big ♪

♪ (no doubt about it) ♪

♪ You've got to think big ♪

♪ (no doubt about it, ha, ha) ♪

♪ (80s music) ♪

♪ Think Big ♪

♪ You've got to think big ♪

♪ To be the cream of the crop ♪

♪ You've got to rise to the top ♪

♪ You want to do it right? ♪

♪ You're going to have to learn to fight ♪

♪ You want to go where no
man has ever gone before ♪

♪ You want your name in gold ♪

♪ above the office door ♪

♪ Think Big ♪

♪ You've got to think big ♪

(splursh)

(boing)

(music fades out)

Hey Rafe,
ya ever think about having kids?

Victor, we're going to lose
our truck because of you

They have such little feet

And chicks really dig it
when you have kids with 'em

If we don't make it on time
I'm gonna kill you

Besides, babies are good luck

Unless you know if
they're born with like three sixes

down their tongue or something

Victor, riders are bad luck
and you know it

Two riders are twice as bad.

Relax, it's only one rider so far

And if we do make it on time

I'm still gonna kill you

You know I read it somewhere, I don't know

that women are most attractive

when they give birth

Drive faster, drive faster,
drive faster, drive faster

Why'd you do this Vic why?

Flagman: Stop hey stop!

Good thinking ignoring the detour

Workman: Look out!

(crash)

(moaning)

Ah shiiiifaaaa…!

Any idea what she's saying back there?

Yeah, "Ah, shit, fuck"

Not funny, do you realize we only have
20 minutes to make this delivery.

We couldn't leave her out there.

Besides, the hospital's sort of on the way.

Painters

(tire screech)

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

I think that means hurry up.

You think?

Victor! You failed nursery school!

I was kicked out.

There's a difference.

(fence breaking)

(pregnant woman screaming)

I gonna die.

Get the chicken bone would you?
Just get the chicken bone.

(motor starts)

(siren)

Chicken bone, chicken bone,
lucky-lucky chicken bone.

Chicken bone, chicken bone

lucky-lucky chicken bone.

Chicken bone, chicken bone,
lucky-lucky chicken bone.

What's she doing back there, man?

I don't know.

I think she went to LeMANS.

(siren)

I mean it Vic.

After this no more riders.

Nuns.

(screaming)

(panting)

Get back there and help her man.

What, me?

I don't know nothin about birthing no babies.

Victor get back there.

Use our shirts as blankets or something.

I just had this thing dry-cleaned.

Victor!

(woman panting)

Dr. Victor Dr. Victor
please report to sick bay.

Dr. Victor please report
to the maternity ward.

Dr. Victor please report to maternity…

(humming)

(siren)

Hello boys.

(motor starts)

(man laughing)

(woman screaming)

(panting)

(tire screech)

(siren)

(heavy breathing)

Ow, ow, ow!

Come on baby, breathe

Bring it home baby

Come on baby, come on baby
come on baby

Bring it home baby, come on baby,
come on baby

(woman screaming)

Come on baby, bring it home
bring it home baby, bring it home baby

Bring it home

Boy...

A boy.

Oh boy!

Oh no... look out…

(tires screeching)

(siren)

(tire screech)

Out of the truck!

Keep your hands where I can see 'em

♪ (lullaby) ♪

♪ (western guitar) ♪

♪ (lullaby) ♪

Make room for mommy.

(applause)

Oh come here angel.

This is the best delivery
we ever made.

What a beautiful baby.

Sure is.

Oh you guys...

I don't know how your mother ever did it.

I don't know.

It's a good thing you did.

Forget it.

I can't forget it.

This makes my quota of tickets this month.

All right Florence Nightingale

let's see the license.

(engine rev)

I can't believe
we're going to be late again.

So much for good deeds, huh?

Geez Vic, our luck has got to change.

(horn honking)

- Sweeney.
- Sweeney.

Ah, don't worry about him,
he'll never find second gear.

(truck stalls)

Told ya

(engine grinding)

If you can't find them,
grind them, Sweeney.

Now give it up!

You know, I was going to repo your truck
but I had a change of heart.

You're a low life Sweeney.

Now, what kind of gratitude is that?

Listen, you boys are $1,500 short

now that puts this truck in foreclosure.

One payment,
we've got one payment to go.

This truck is all we've got, Sweeny.

Besides

we got two days grace period left

Well, that's why I'm
giving you a little more time.

Time's up. Ha ha ha ha!

Hey Sweeney.

What?

Made you look.

(horn honking)

So she was hitching out on I-90

–Hey, nice socks

Thanks. This lady was lovely

–Where'd you get these socks at?

Around. When she climbs to cabin

I guarantee here's what she said to me

–You know, these are hand-knitted

and whoever did it was real good.

Yeah, man, that is a good knitting job.

Who did that?

Well, I did. It's kind of a hobby.

No, kidding man! Me and Jan we knit too.

Is that a 4 purl-knit 2 or
a 2 purl-knit 4?

What's up guys?

Nothing much guys
–Where you guys been?

Say your prayers, amigo.

What is it now?

Yo, man, what's up?

You know what's up.

You're storting that pistol.

I hope you got life insurance.

Hey, man where y'all guys been?

Hey, man. You know, Sweeney.

I hear you, man.

You ever pay that truck off, man
get your own business

got a damn good foreman ready to work for you.

Alright.

Intercom:
Stay right where you stand, boys.

Don't worry, I got an idea.
I got an idea

♪ (suspenseful music) ♪

Hello, boys.

There were a few messages
while you were out.

Holy Saint Hospital called

your godson Francois is doing real swell

Oh, and here's one from the
department of highways.

They'd like to know
if you could help them

locate the rest of their fence.

And last but not least
Montana distribution called

to say they enjoyed reading War and...

(burps)

Peace, waiting for your next delivery.

I get a gas bubble
every time you take out a load.

Why can't you boys ever
make a delivery on time?!

It was Rafe's fault.

–It was Rafe's fault?

That's your big idea?
It was Rafe's fault?

You're dead.

I'm going to kill you.

Alright listen up, douchebags!

All of you!

There's a load of toxic waste
sitting on the dock at Techstar.

Now who wants it?

Techstar's throwing in
an extra two grand for this one.

Z?

I'm sorry Thornton, man.

My truck's running real bad right now.

It needs a serious tune.

Johnson?

Hemorrhoids.

I, I got hemorrhoids.

You are a hemorrhoid.

JImmy?!

Whooping cough boss.

(coughing)

I was afraid of this.

Baby!

Hey, where's it headed anyway?

San Pedro.

That's Southern California.

You leave now,

pick it up at Techstar,
and drop it off by 7:00 P.M. tomorrow.

On. Time.

You guys bright enough to handle it?

See this, boys?

This is what I call
a foul-up clock.

I had it made just for you.

There's a freighter
waiting to carry the muck

to some South American cesspool.

They leave at 7:00 P.M.
Tomorrow.

Your shipment must be there
or no pay!

That's 33 hours from right...

(beeps)

Now.

A blind man with three gears
could make this run in 19 hours.

That leaves you boys 14 hours
of foul-up time.

Don't. Mess. This. Up.

Hey, a dollar says he calls us
foul-ups.

Intercom:
Foul-ups!

♪ (trumpets) ♪

Dr. Bruekner:
"Welcome to Techstar.

Everyday at Techstar we are busy bringing

tomorrow's technology to you, today.

What is the secret behind
Techstar's achievement?

Geniuses.

Rather than waste their intelligence in

ill-equipped public schools

these young minds have been
gathered from around the nation

to participate in a remarkable
educational program.

Shall we take a gander?

Huh, I can't believe this.

The students here at Techstar not only

receive the finest education

but produce the latest in
global technology.

Take Holly Sherwood;

at sixteen years old, just sixteen,

she's the star of her junior class

but she's also the inventor of our newest

creation- the Techstar 4000.

Imagine a device that will turn on
or off any electronic circuit

Well, that can't be it, that looks
like a television remote.

Yes, exactly like one. Thank you.
For covert operations.

(beeping)

(slide projector mulfunctions)

Let me see here.. Uh.. Hm.

Now I'm sorry.

What?

No.

Where's Dr. Brookman?

He's in the conference room,
but you can't go in there.

I know, I'm just going to the bathroom.

Holly, please, sit down and do your work.

I can't.

I think I just got my period.

(silence)

Well, ok then. Go.

Turn around!

Bruekner:
I'll get this working in a second,

gentlemen. I'm terribly sorry.

Really sorry–

–Ooh, tanks.

Uh, yes, yes, uh tanks
lasers, computers,

your garage door opener for
crying out loud!

Anything with an electronic on/off switch
can be operated by a Techstar 4000.

Bruekner, we came here to
collect our device today.

Over a month ago we deposited a million
dollars into your Swiss bank account.

Damn you, Bruekner.

Is it ready?

Or isn't it?

Is it ready?
I chortle.

Good. Now let's give it a real test.

♪ (ominous music) ♪

A laser pistol.

A pacemaker.

Quite similar to the one worn by
the secretary of state I might add.

An electronic time lock.

Now if you can trip these from
where you're standing…

We're in business.

Well, you.. mischievous little rogues.

(remote device beeps)

(laser sounds)

(laughing)

(beeping)

(pacemaker deactivates)

Oh, sorry about that Mr. Secretary.

(laughing)

(beeping)

(beeping)

♪ (ominous music continues) ♪

(machinery turning on/off)

(beeping)

Glitch.

♪ (comical music) ♪

Sorry, gentlemen. Gentlemen!

Gentlemen, the point is the military covert
applications of this device are limitless.

Alright, there's a little glitch.

You come up with the rest of the money
I'll get rid of the, uh, glitch.

The point is, you have forty-eight hours

to get rid of all the glitches, period.

Period.

Thank you.

Damn.

♪ Ninety-four bottles of beer
on the wall ♪

♪ Ninety-four bottles of beer–

Just stop singing, I got to plan
out this trip man!

–You love this song.
♪ Ninety-three bottles of beer on the wall ♪

♪ There were ninety-two bottles
on the wall, ninety-two bott..

Would you stop?
–You take one down, you pass it around.. ♪

Ooh, I can't believe him, that asswipe!

Holly, this is Mitchell's Session.
You're interrupting.

I don't mind.

Dr. Marsh, Bruekner swore to me
he would not use my invention as a weapon.

It's like a meeting of arms dealers
anonymous out there!

I'm sure you have
an understandable concern,

but this is Mitchell's time.

It's okay.

This is supposed to be a school.

You knew the bargain, kiddo.

Free education,
free equipment, free everything.

But the school owns whatever you produce.

That was true even when I was here.

Okay! But that wasn't
supposed to be true with this!

He promised me.
Look, please just talk to him?

He might listen to you.

Holly..

Intercom: Holly Sherwood, would
you mind coming to see me in my office?

Immediately.

Please, you gotta come!

I'm not supposed to get
involved with these things, Holly.

You know that.

I can't believe you,
I thought you were on my side!

I am.

I guess I can't trust anyone with this.

Not even you.

Holly!

Can I get you a nice cold Coke,

a diet Coke, decaffeinated diet Coke,
classic coke..

Holly- Nothing, nothing
–vanilla Coke?

Bruekner- No coke. No coke, okay.
Holly- Thanks

I had a little demonstration
today with the Techstar 4000.

Holly- No kidding?
Well, how'd it go?

Not too well..

Seems to be a little
bit of a glitch with the device.

But, got some investors that
are very interested in the project.

Isn't that great?

Yeah, they're with a, um, a hospital.

Down in… Atlanta.

I see.

We don't like glitches
though, do we?

So, here's the bottom line.

I'm putting the best people
in the senior class with you on it.

No! I, uh, I mean no,
I- I- I don't think it's necessary.

You see, I- I- I think I know
what's wrong with it.

Um, I've been having some trouble
with the impulse transduction capacitors.

Well of course that's
the most obvious, isn't it?

Yeah. So, um, why don't
you just let me open her up and uh,

run a few diagnostics?

Well, are you sure?

Hey, you taught me, didn't you?

Flattery helps.

Holly, get this thing working by tomorrow
and we stand to be very, very rich.

How rich?

Robin Leech rich.

♪ Forty-eight bottles of beer on the wall
forty-eight bottles of beer.. Yeah! ♪

(vigorous typing)

♪ (suspenseful music) ♪

(beeping)

I won't tell! I swear.
I very, very, very swear.

Shh!

I swear.

♪ (suspense music) ♪

♪ Oooooh, the foot bone's connected to the
eye bone ♪

♪ The eye bone's connected to the
stomach bone ♪

♪ The stomach bone's connected to the
tongue bone ♪

whisper: No matter how you slice it
it comes up microwaved.

there's no comparison to a toaster

–no, no, no, you can't say that
it's not that easy

–So you're saying a toaster
over microwave?

–I'm saying…

(beeping)

What's this?

–Bullwinkle

What do you want
me to do, call maintenance?

Tsk, call maintenance.

Uh, oh. Hey, you think Bruekner's
pulling another drill on us?

I better call maintenance!

What's their number again?

♪ The face bone's connected to the
hair bone ♪

♪ The hair bone's connected to the
liver bone ♪

♪ The liver bone's connected to the
kidney bone ♪

♪ The kidney bone's connected to the
foot bone ♪

♪ The foot bone's connected to the… ♪

(beeping)

Guard- Yeah, all of a sudden we've got
Rocky and Bullwinkle on all the monitors.

No, no

No, it's one where Boris and the
Russian chick take the key from the moose?

♪ (suspenseful music)

How can you compare?
microwaves can do more things in less time

–Yeah, but it…

(beeping)

I love this part.

The toaster actually has an advantage
over a microwave

–Yeah, what's that?

Toast! You can't make toast in a microwave.
You need a toaster.

You got a point there.

Plus, with the leftover stamps I can get through

–You mean front

–No, I mean through…

(beeping)

Stupid door.

(beeping)

Foreman:
Hey, get those barrels in there!

Come on, quit stalling!
This ain't the post office. Move it!

Hey, G.I. Joe, we're here to pick up, uh,
what we're here to pick up.

Well, what do you know, if it ain't
the tardy boys again.

Hey, go grab yourselves
a grape soda and wait.

Hey, this thing took my quarter, man!

This thing took my quarter, man!

Buddy, where's the head?
I gotta go something fierce.

Sorry, buddy, but the bathroom's
in a restricted area.

You'll need security clearance.

A security clearance to take a wiz?

Hell, who do you gotta see to
take a dump, General Patton?

Hey, careful with that stuff, you moron!

Hey! Hey, meathead!
Hey, gimlet, what're you doing?

Hey! Hey! Hey!
Yo waflehead that's toxic waste you're banging!

Hey, chuckles, put that down!

Hey, half those quarters
are mine, mighty mouse!

Yo, hamburger, don't make me get nasty!

Hey! Hey!

A Coke? It's mine!

Foreman:
Give me those quarters! I mean it!

Alright, I'm telling!
Security! Security! Security!

♪ (80s music) ♪

This will be the most

delicate part of the operation, doctor.

The slightest error could result in

abdominal bleeding and
irreversible tissue damage.

(buzzer)

Code blue! We've got buzzing.

We're losing him! Red nose!

Red nose!

Okay, doctor, your turn.

Doc. Hey, doc!

Ever think about dad?

Every time I puke.

Are we going to end up like that?

Just play the game, Rafe.

I'm serious, we're foul-ups, Vic.
Just like he was..

We're about to lose our jobs.

We lose our jobs, we lose our truck!

We lose our truck, we lose everything!

Even that guy at Techstart treated
us like foul-ups. And he doesn't even know us!

Would you stop worrying?

We're going to make this delivery.

Collect the two G's, start saving some
bread, and before you know it,

We'll be all set.

Victor and Rafe's Trucking.

Rafe and Victor's Trucking.

I'm older.

By one minute!

Yeah but that's enough to make
me king and you nothing

if dad had been the king when he died.

Not if you were a girl.

Yeah, but if I was a girl,
you would be a girl.

And I would become queen

and you still would be nothing.

Okay, but I'm not a girl.

And you would be.

This has got to be the
stupidest conversation I've ever heard!

RIDER!

(screeching)

Hi.

How the hell'd you get in our truck?

It doesn't matter but I'll
show you how she's getting out.

My name's Holly.

Hi, I'm Victor and this is my brother..

Nice to meet you, now outta the truck.

Well, where are you guy's headed?

L.A.

And we gotta be there in uh,
29 hours and 28 minutes.

So outta the truck.

L.A. Well- well that's perfect.

Let's go kiddo.

Riders are bad luck.

Okay, okay. The Billings Airport
if fine and it's on your way.

Please, it's urgent.

See, she's in trouble.
We give her a ride and we're in trouble.

I'm not in trouble.

Hey.

What?

You're sitting on the operation guy.

Look, it's my brother. He's sick.

Very sick. It's a rare blood disease.

Hemoglobinosis.

I've heard of that.

(sighs)

She's going to jinx our shipment, Vic.

How do you jinx toxic waste?

Come on, we're losing time.

The airport's on the way, anyway.

I still gotta take a wiz.

Victor! We're not blowing this delivery!
What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Watch

♪ (suspense music) ♪

Rafe: You got your own credit card?

It belongs to an old school chum.

I don't even have a library card.

♪ (montage music) ♪

On. Time.

Well, you better find her
because I need that device.

Dr. Marsh, how wonderful to see you.
Come to watch my life fall apart?

(intercom buzzes)

What? Yes, I'll hold.

How could she do this to me?

To you? If what I understand is true,
you lied to her.

And to me.

Now why would I lie to you?
You have such pretty eyes.

No, not you. Now just call me
when you find out where she is.

Come on, Hayden. Truth time.

You're selling this device
behind her back, aren't you?

Oh, stop it. She knows it's
on the market.

Which market?

I had a little visit
from Holly this morning.

She knows about the
guests in your conference room.

Wait a minute, she told
you all that stuff this morning?

And you're just telling me now?

Oh, good going, Freud.

We've got a sixteen year old girl
out there, alone. On the streets.

I mean, Lord knows what
could happen to her.

Or the device.

(intercom buzzes)

This better be good, Roberts.

Billings airport west out
to L.A. two o'clock.

Man, has she got a lot of credit.

Look at this, she bought some stuff
on her visa by mail last month at

Fredrick's of Hollywood.

Fredrick's? That's my visa number.

Cancel that reservation,
cancel all of her cards, and mine!

And Roberts? Roberts!

Not a word about
the Fredrick's thing, huh?

Well, thanks for the lift you guys.

Good luck to you, kid.

See? I told you she was no jinx.

All right, all right. Let's roll.

Hang on, I still gotta
take a giganto wiz.

What's the matter with you,
you gotta go every ten minutes.

What do you mean me, Mister
take-a-massive-dump twelve times a day?

Uh, barbarians.

Nice way to talk in front
of the girl, bladder mouth.

I'm sorry,
that reservation has been canceled.

What? Well, there must be some mistake.
It was a pre-paid ticket.

The visa card has been canceled.

Would you like to rebook with
another form of payment?

Yeah. Here, try this.

Oh, this card's been canceled too.
Do you have cash?

No. Um, well, how- how about if I um..

♪ (suspenseful music) ♪

Uh.. Forget it. It's- it's..

Don't make a scene, Holly. It's over.

Excuse me, sir. Excuse me, sir.
Is that girl with you?

Excuse me, sir? Hello?
Hello? Excuse me, sir-

Welcome to Victor Airlines.

(karate cries) Hey! Hey- hey- hey!

Excuse me.

Nice. Do you know if these are yours?
They oughta be.

Gee, that looks like it hurts.

(karate yells) Eeeeeeeeeee- Yow!

Let my brother go and
I'll let your buddy go.

Okay, okay. Fine. I let him go.

Okay. Now, I'll let your buddy go.

No, hey, hey, hey, hey!

Hate when that happens.

Watch it!

Rafe: She's stealing our truck!

Don't worry,
she'll never find second gear.

She found second gear.

Hey! Holly! Wait for us! Holly! Hey!

Hey!

Ah!

Pull over!

Hi, guys. I'm so glad you're okay.
That was so close.

I was scared for a while that
you wouldn't make it.

Hey, cut the crap! This is no joke.

Don't try to take advantage of us
because you think we're two big dumb guys.

We're not. We're two huge dumb guys.

Shut up, Victor!

You stow away in our rig,

almost get us killed by some guys we've
never met, steal our truck,

and then you've got the nerve to
pretend everything is okay?

Who do you think you are?

You know, we trusted you.
We believed in you.

I believed in you.

I'm sorry. You were right.

I'm in a lot of trouble and
I didn't know if I could trust you.

Look, I- I was afraid that if I told
you the truth you'd just leave me there.

Okay, okay, look.
Just tell me what's going on?

I got on your truck back at Techstar.

I thought that place was
like a factory or something?

They do a lot of chemical and
opto-electronic research and development.

But they also
run a program for genius youth.

You don't look like a genius.

Rafe, don't judge a person
by their appearance.

Look, guys, they took my clothes,
my computer, my money.. Everything.

Can I please just ride with you
until I figure something out?

Rabbit, rabbit, treat 'em good.
Lucky, lucky, knock on wood.

Yogibarra Tug McGraw

Start her up, kumbayah.

Victor: It's just like lucky, lucky star.

Holly: You've got to be kidding.

No. Now hand me those lucky donuts.

You guys have lucky donuts?

Rafe: Yeah, the way Victor eats,
you're lucky if you get one.

Bruekner:
Yeah, well if they're in a Techstar truck

and they're heading south on Highway 19..

Why aren't you on their asses?

Instead of sitting on yours?

Dealing with morons here.

Ugh, where do I find these people?

Get me Irving in here right-
Well, if he's on his way, where is he?

If he were here I wouldn't be calling.

Alright.

Um, Hayden. I'm going to go
lay down for a while.

Fine, good. Go get some rest.

Lord knows nothing important is
happening here at the moment.

Fine.

I'm sorry, I didn't hear you come in.

I'm just the silent type.

Sure.

Well, your little cub scouts blew it.
Enough is enough. Irving, the shoes?

Irving- Sorry.
Bruekmen- Yeah.

I'm going to have the jet drop
you off at Billings Airport.

I want you to pick up those bozos
and I want you to find that girl.

Just do whatever you have to do.
Just do it.

Neat.

Okay, there's this guy..
Bruekner. The head of my school.

Major spaz. I mean, he won't let any of
us leave except for Easter and Christmas.

And I thought the nuns at
St. Aloissius was strict.

Hey Vic, remember Sister Butthead?
Boy, she had your number.

Yeah? Who is this? Herman's big- What?

Oh, yeah, Herm! Hey listen, Herm.

Uh, if the dime is not
on time this car is mine.

Say. You musta worked pretty damn hard
to almost make the payments on this baby.

Well, don't get personal on me.

Hey, same to you.

Asshole.

Alright, boss. It's Sweeney. John Sweeney.

Your number one man. Yeah.

Yeah, I hooked on to uh-
A fish that was almost overdue.

I'll let you know where you can pick it up
I'm off and gunning for a bigger fish..

Should be swimming by any minute now.

Bingo.

You are the Albert Einstein of repo.

Victor:
Your turn!

Rafe:
I know, I know.

And top it off this time.

I know! Alright! Take it easy.
What do you want to eat?

I don't care, get me anything.

Good choice.

So, uh, what's good here?

Music.

Finally get to take my wiz.
Okay, do me a favor, okay?

Order me the liver and onions, two club
sandwiches, two fries, the onion rings,

a slice of pumpkin pie, some lime jello,
and two chocolate shakes.

And order something for Rafe.

Just kidding.

(cries out)

Ow! God, that hurts!

Shut up! You're only going to spoil it.

Ow, ow, oh..

Ooh, God, what the hell is that?

Hiya Hap, whatya eating tonight?

Well, I'll tell you what, looking at this
menu mama, I'd like to have

the piece de la "Greasetance",
if you don't mind

preferably some grease on a burger.

Come on, Hap, let's go.

Oh, I tell you what, where we going?

Howya doing sweet potato?

Fine. Excuse me.

(crashing)

Victor? Victor?

(crashing)

(heavy breathing)

I'm going to take you somewhere
you ain't never been.

Oh, you are so- so- so!

Disgusting.

Rafe, someone was watching.

Rafe? I'm not Rafe. I'm Victor.

Where's Victor?

Someplace he ain't never been.

Hold up, stop.

Careful. See, this is a bipolar electronic
invasion system that I invented.

It selectively toggles any electronic
circuit by magnetically interfering with

the electron flow or it's converse.

Huh. It turns things on and off.

Cool.

Rafe:
Where've you been?

Just kind of screwing around.

You seen Donna?

Donna.. Uh, Hap!

Hey, Hap! Over here

(Irish brogue:)
I see you later.

Hey. I thought that was Lucky outside.

Hey, Hef, what's up?

Same ole, same ole.
Where you boys headed?

San Pedro.

Really? Maybe we can convoy.

I got a load of suntan machines I've
gotta take to Marlborough.

That's kinda like taking ice to Eskimos
if you ask me.

Hef, this our friend, Holly.

Hi.

(English accent:)
Yes, good evening. Nice to see you. Hello.

Friends of yours?

She's looking for a ride to L.A. and it
would be better for everyone if

it wasn't in our truck.

Well, now, that depends.
Um, do you like dumb jokes?

I'm not talking about these two, either.

I think I can handle it.

No problem. Meet you outside, alright?

Good to see you two again. Do me
a big favor, don't break anything. Baby!

See you.

Come on, Sugar!

Well, uh, thanks for everything.

You know, for dinner and all.

Bye.

And, uh, good luck.

I get her fries.

She was a pain, brother.

Yeah, but an interesting one.

True.

Holly- Ahhh!

I think it's getting even more interesting

Holly:
Help me!

Holly:
Help!

Ready? Up.

(car starts)

Hold on to this for a minute, alright?

What!

Come on, come on, go! Go!

Not the face, not the face!

Not the face, not the face!

Oh, that hurt man?

Well, yeah...

Owww! Ow, I'm a lover, not a fighter.
Ya'll brothers on your own.

No, I want the chain.

You always get the chain. No, no.

Give me the chain!

No, you take it.

Wow.

Take care of them. I'll get the girl.

Holly:
Stop!

I'm going after Holly.

Go ahead, don't worry.
I've got these two. No problem.

Ow. Ow.

Hey, back off Goliath.

Back off or I'll snap her neck.

Try mine, it'll be more fun.

Ow.

Let's not do that again.

No that hurts.

(electric drill)

Say "ah."

(drill shuts off)

Watch your head.

Come back! I'm stuck.

Ow! Ow!

What are you doing?

I'm trying to disengage the electronic
starter and fuel injection system

so they can't follow us!

Consider them disengaged.

Excuse me, miss but uh,
I do believe this is my truck..

Ow! Oh...

I don't deserve this.

What do we do with these guys?

Rafe: I can't believe that
she's stealing our truck again!

No, she ain't!

Rafe: Let's go!

Holly- Hurry up! Come on!

Where's my baseball stick?

Rabbit, rabbit, treat 'em good.
Lucky, lucky, knock on wood!

Yogibarra tuck McGraw start her up!

Kumbayah!

(speaking German)

You know, you guys, I didn't do
any hocus pocus dance and I drove okay.

You drove okay? You hit every
barrel within ten feet of you.

I meant to do that.

Hey, don't take it personally,
but we were right. You are bad luck.

(engine clanking)

Victor:
Hey, that's it up there on the left.

Holly:
Wait, why- why are we stopping?

Rafe: Hear that?

Well, maybe it'll go away.

No chance, kiddo.
That's either a belt or a hose.

Besides, we should
probably lay low tonight.

Don't worry, tomorrow
we'll find a new part.

Hey, Rafe, hide Lucky
around back, alright?

There's only two beds here.

And a big beautiful chair, you'll love it.

Great.

I guess I'll take a shower.

Okay.

[the door is knocked upon]

Jeez, Vic, take a little longer next time.
I was beginning to get a little-

(cocks gun)

Worried.

Back up and lay down on your bed.

Hey, we just met.

Now!

Kiss the pillow, sport.

I knew this was a kinky motel.

Look, I don't know who the hello you are,
but you're not touching that girl.

Yeah? Well guess what?

What?

That's what. [laughs]

And you know what else?

What?

You didn't tie these tight enough.

Don't mess with me, I mean business!

(laughing)

Okay.

Your hands are nice. Soft.

Shut up. There.

Holly, it's Dr. Marsh.
Come on, we're getting out of here.

Sorry?

Don't mention it.

Holly, it's Dr. Marsh. Do you hear me?
Come on, let's get outta here.

Give me that.

Hi, doc.

Hi.

Victor: So why doesn't someone
turn this Bruekner

guy over to the government or something?

Because he's a weenie.

Because it'll come down
to our word against his.

And he'll pull every string he has
to cheat Holly out of her device.

Why do people do stuff like that?

Dough. Big time dough.

Okay, wait a minute though.
Is anyone going to eat that last piece?

Rafe: You're eating like an animal,
I want at least half.

What do you mean, you ate my fries.
No way!

Victor, give me that pizza!

I'm sorry.

I knew you'd help.

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

Victor be careful!

What?

You're going to break it!

No, look, it's the exact same. This is the
one from the motel TV, Einstein.

Look. Oops. Sorry.

This is the one from the motel TV.
This one's yours.

Thank you.

Look, you guys, they're going to be
looking for Holly in your truck

so why don't I just take her to L.A.?

You're kidding, nah, that would be great!

I mean, this delivery is
kind of important to us.

That's my piece.

Look, I'm going to have to get some rest

before we head out
so we'll leave in the morning.

Hey, look, I talked to the guy at the
front desk, there's no vacancies.

So why don't you guys take the room?

Hey, why do we have to stay-

Hey, really, it's no problem.

Are you sure?

Yeah, we'll sleep in the truck.

Vic?

Yeah, yeah.

That's really sweet. Hey, look,
I'm sorry for hitting you on the head.

Hey, don't worry about it.
I may not have a lot of brains up there

but what I got is pretty tough.

You're alright, Rafe.

Um, Dr. Marsh?

Irene.

Holly's going to be okay, right?

Yeah. Thanks to you and your brother.

(sighs)

Ooh, you love her.

Shut up, Victor.

Ooh, I heard you, you love her.

You know, sometimes
you're a real idiot.

You love her. You going to marry her.

How come you so immature?

Ooh, you love-

Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah..

Marry her.. Love her..

Nah, nah, nah..

[knocks heard]

Hi.

Hi. I just wanted to say goodbye.

Oh. Well, thanks for the clothes.

Nice shoes.

Did you get Lucky fixed?

No, me and Vic couldn't figure it out.

Hi guys. I fixed your truck.

Oh and, uh, Victor says he's
securing the cargo in the trailer.

She really is a genius.

Yeah.

Who's driving your truck?

Sweeney- Yeah hahaha

Oh my God Victor's in the back!
Let's take your car!

Holly! Come on, let's go!

Come on.

You're something, Sweeney. I tell ya.

Come on, catch up.

I'm trying!

Rafe: Let's go, let's go, let's go!

(clears his throat and spits)

(gears grind)

We got him, we got him.

Hell.

Okay, pass him on the left.

Got him, got him.

(tires squealing)

Jesus!

(other truck honks)

Sure you don't want me to drive?

I'm fine.

Rafe!

We should be able to take him out
he's gotta get it off this road.

Okay!

(gears grinding)

Come on, come on.

Ah!

Woah!

I'll get ya.

What're you doing!

Don't worry about me, let's roll!

(tires squealing)

Rafe!

The truck has an
electronic ignition, right?

Yeah.

(beeping)

What the hell?

Power breaks are out.

Rafe!

Take us even with the cab!

Okay!

Hey!

(tires squealing)

Oh!

Look out!

(woman screaming)

Woah!

Getting too old for this shit.

Come on, Rafe, be careful!

Come on!

Woah!

Honey, I'm home.

Oh, yeah?
Well, consider yourself evicted.

Stop it, Sweeney.

I hated that gun.

You want me to belt you again?

No.

Start her up.

(beeping)

Kumbayah.

How did you do that?

Vic, Vic, Vic...

I'm Rafe, Rafe, Rafe..

Alright, whoever.
You and I both know that this truck is

going to be mine, sooner or later.

No way. Tomorrow we make our last
payment and it's so long forever, Sweeney.

Yeah, and when you don't?

No chance.

This time we're using our brains.

Well, then knowing you guys
I'm about to get lucky.

Tell me you weren't driving.

Need a lift?

Two? Two? Two? Huh?
Two riders? Yeah.

You're in trouble, porky.

I'm going to ask once Robert,
did she say where she was going?

I swear, Dr. Bruekner. She didn't say.
I swear it! I swear to God. I swear.

I swear, I swear to God.

Alright, alright, alright.

Not going to torture you.

I just want you to work with me on this.

Yes, sir, sir.

Now, can you tap into her files?

Hoh, no. That would be impossible.

She's got secret passwords, private
access code, and tamper program.

You wouldn't want me to have to tell your
parents you're still wetting your bed,

would you rather?

You wouldn't really tell them, would you?

Get into her files, Mitchell.

Get the plane ready, I'm going to L.A.

Little twerp cracked like an egg.

Rafe: That thing she invented is
worth a lot of money, huh?

You could buy a fleet of trucks
with what it's worth.

Sounds good.

Yeah, but the trick is not selling out
in what you believe in in order to get it.

I get that.

Holly is a stubborn girl.

I just wonder if all this is worth it,

Always be true to thine own heart,
the mountains will fall,

and the seas shall part.

Rafe, that's beautiful.
Saint Augustine, Pius the philosopher?

No, Schwarzenegger in Conan the Barbarian.

Here we go. This time it's our shift.

Holly was luck that she met
the right two people.

Well, I wasn't so sure at first.
You know we got this thing-

I know, you got this thing about
riders being bad luck.

Yeah.

Want you to pass them and run them down.

Irving:
Pass them.

Pass them.

Pass them!

So what about me? Am I bad luck?

Watch out!

They're back!

Got company on the left.

Company on the right.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Payback!

(gunshots)

We can make it. I can beat the train!

(warning bells)

I'll raise the gates.

Oh...

Rafe:
Uh-oh.

Victor: Chicken bone, chicken bone.
Lucky, lucky chicken bone.

Does that thing work on a train?

Only if it's electric and this one isn't.

Shit. Sorry.

Shit applies!

They're stopping for the train.
Hold your fire!

(mimicking:)
Hold your fire.

Hold this.

You're all mine now.

Chicken bone, chicken bone..

Why isn't this thing working!

Lucky, lucky chicken bone!

Move your truck [German word]
Move off the tracks!

It won't start!

Perfect--
When they come out, grab the girl.

Perfect? It's a truck load of toxic waste
about to be hit by a train.

I'm outta here.

Outta here.

Uh, See ya, Irving.

Get outta the truck!

Are you crazy?

Yeah!

Chicken bone...

Toxic waste..

I may be big but I'm not stupid.

You guys, let's just get outta here!

(train whistle)

CHICKEN BONE! Chicken bone,
lucky-lucky chicken bone!

Chicken bone... Now!

(train whistle)

Close.

Piece of cake.

Chicken bone everytime!

Yow!

Well, don't just stand there!
Fix my front you pygmies!

Come on! Fix it!

Victor and Rafe: Let me tell you a story
about a man named Jed, poor mountaineer

barely kept his family fed, then one day
he was shootin' at some food

Up from the ground came a bubblin' crude

Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea

Well the first thing you know ol Jed's
a millionaire, the kinfolk said

"Jed, move away from there!"

They said "California's the place you
ought to be", so they loaded up the truck

and they moved to Beverly.. Hill that is..
swimming pools and movie stars.

Oh...

Are you alright?

I am now.

Alright, break it up, you two. Come one.

Hey guys, this is Griffith.
This is Rafe and Victor, Dr. Marsh.

Great, how you doing?
Are you a genius too?

I heard a lot about you.
We gotta get going.

Come on, we gotta go.

Listen guys, thanks a lot.
Couldn't have done it without you.

So long, kid.

So long.

Take care.

Take it easy, champ. Okay?

Yeah, you too.

Gonna miss you.

Thanks, guys.

Holly: Get outta here!
You're going to lose your truck!

Hey no sweat, the fucking box says
we got 2 1/2 hours to make it

and the docks only thirty minutes
from here.

Wait, guys, if you don't have to be there
until nine, why don't you stay and have

dinner?

What are you having?

Nine? It's due at seven.

It's six thirty right now Rafe!

The foul-up clock fouled up!

All: Rabbit, rabbit, treat em good
Lucky, Lucky, knock on wood

Yogi Barra Tuck McGraw start her up
Kumbayah!

Here guys, you may need this.

What do I do with this?

Let's go.

What am I supposed to do with this thing?

If you want to change a red light
to green, press 3-3-6- [horn honks]

3-3-6- What?

Beats me, how do I know?

Come on, Lucky!

Come on Lucky.

Okay, are you guys ready? 3-3-6-1

(siren starts)

(horns honking)

Okay, ready? 3-3-6-2

Wooh, yes! Yes! No!

Chicken bone, chicken bone-

We got company, Vic.

Don't worry about it, you're with big Vic.

Take that!

Take that!

And that!

(engine dies)

We're not going to make the light, Vic.

What? 3-3-6-4. 3-3-6-5

Victor and Rafe:
Baby!

Irene:
Chicken bone every time.

Victor: Well, we've got ten minutes to go,
fifteen minutes to spare.

C.B. radio: Breaker, breaker.
Breaker, breaker!

That sounds like Mitchell Farber..

Who?

Radio- Holly, Holly. You there?

What's your handle little buddy?

Radio- Mitchell. Is Holly there?

Mitchell, this is Dr. Marsh.
What's going on?

Mitchell- Oh, hi Dr. Marsh. Where's Holly?

We took her to her
boyfriend's house, why?

Mitchel- Uh, oh..

What's uh oh mean, Mitchell?

Mitchell- Don't be mad.
Bruekner made me tell.

He's supposed to be at
her boyfriend's any minute.

Mitchell!

Oh boy..

Mitchell!

10-4, 10-4, over and out.

We're almost there, guys.

Maybe she's alright.

Probably nothing we could do anyway.

Agreed.

Agreed.

Come on, Holly. He's got
to be worth more than that.

I swear it Bruekner,
I gave it to the truchers.

Oh, yeah, I'm supposed to believe
that you would trust your most

prized possession to a couple of idiots?

I need that device!

Understand me?

I have no choice.

Now, you're a smart girl, Holly.
Which would you rather be?

Rich or dead?

Please, Dr. Buekner..

It's not an answer.

Cut him, Irving.

Ahhhhhh!

Is this what you want, Broker?

It's Bruekner.

Let them go, and you can have it.

Just give me that, or they die.

I'll crush the damn thing.

Or don't you think I'm strong enough?

He lifts weights.

Let them go.

Oh, hello, Irene.

Hey!

Irving, stop her!

Oh, Irving.

Hold it.

I guess I'm not
as smart as I thought I was.

I took this to stop people
from being killed.

Instead, I almost got
some very good people hurt.

Dr. Bruekner, this device
means everything to me!

But if you want it,
you can have it. It's all yours.

Hey!

Holly, Holly, Holly..

This is going to go
on your transcript you know?

Bruekner, it's nice to see you again.

We've come to collect
our down payment.

I- I- I guess that an I owe you
is out of the question?

Let's get in your car, doctor.

Bruekner:
I've always wanted to be tall.

I've got a terrific condo in Bermuda
you guys are welcome to timeshare with me.

No, no, no, after you.

Get in, Bruekner.

Sorry!

(limo starts up)

(truck starts up)

Nice working with you, boys.

(horn)

(clock buzzes)

Yahoo!

Just going to let him go?

It's too late. Couldn't afford it anyway.

So long, Lucky.

Seven years of hard work down the drain.

I knew we'd never own that truck.

We screwed up.

Holly:
Come on, you guys know better than that.

Hey, don't even try.

Okay, fine. You want to know the truth?

At first I did think you guys
were a couple of idiots.

I tried to take advantage of you.

And you risked your lives for me.

You risked your dreams.

That's not being idiots,

that's being heroes!

Look, I don't care.

Just think whatever you want to think.

But if it means anything,

I really love you.

Come here, Rafe.

If anyone's a screw up here, it's me.

I'll never be able to build
another device like that.

What, this?

Where did you get that?

You gave it to me.

Then what did I just break?

A souvenir. No-tell motel.

You are a genius!

Can somebody please tell me
what's going on here?

Now go over there
and kiss your boyfriend.

I hate the mushy part.

Rafe: Oh, good. Good job.
Good job, Vic.

Why don't you at least
let the people see how the movie ends?

Victor: Sorry

(radio)

Ahhhhhhhh!

Rabbit, rabbit, treat em good.
Lucky, lucky, knock on wood.

Yogi Barra Tuck McGraw, start her up.
Kumbayah! Baby!

C. B. radio: Breaker 1-9, Breaker 1-9
Looking for double trouble.

Go ahead, breaker.
Hey, Holly, is that you?

Ten-four. Listen up,
I just sold 300 more units of the TS4000

You should be getting
another check any day now.

Hey, good going Einstein.

Hey, thanks again for the truck.
Man, she's running great.

Yeah, well don't forget to check
the drive train bypass valves I installed.

Yeah, right.

And the alternator has a high torque-

Yeah, yeah, I know-

Needs to be adjusted every 3000 miles-

She's a genius, she really is

A pain, but a genius…