Dr. Seuss - The Grinch Grinches the Cat in the Hat (1982)

It sure was a beautiful morning.

The sun come up glowing and glizzling.

and when the dawn broke

all the whistle bird woke.

The whistle bird all woke up whistling.

An unusual beautiful morning it was

even the Grinch woke up whistling.

His dog Max was amaze.

He stared up from the floor.

A whistling Grinch???

Never happen before

Never before

and this nasty old guy lift out of his bed

with a smile on his eyes and whistle "hello"

to the bird in the sky.

unbelieveable

This was gooder than good.

This was grander than grand.

There was peace in his heart.

There'll be peace in this land.

and a very good morning to you Mr.Grinch

Oh this is it?

it seem so... sort of..

I see nothing to whistle about

You must be out of your head no doubt.

I think the time is come to me to repeat the Grinches of me.

A Grinch is unhelpful, unfriendly , unkind, with an ungracious thought

and an unhealthy mind.

A Grinch is uncheerful

un crook

and unclean

Now say this together

unfrightfulnity

my arm are shifty.

my finger are hefty

My mouth will not smile

Not half of an ince

I'm a Grinch

I am a Grinch

I'ma Grinch

That's my boy, Now go out and prove it.

Prove it

Prove it

Prove it

Prove it

Prove I'm a Grinch ah

and I'll whistle to you, Hahahahah

Oh the bee are busy buzzling in the beezle berry vine

while the bee all bury sweeten in the

good old sunning shine

it gonna be a sunny buzzy beezle berry day

A day when cat

put on fresh hat

when cat put on their picnic hat

and go outside to play

oh the leaf frog are relief when

then they're leave on mighty fine

and they're beep went while relief

once in good old sunny shine

It's gonna be a beefa leefa moo moo wha wha day

A buzzy berry beezle berry

lolo wawa day

You get this crate out of my way.

I am tremendously so so sorry

Mister.. whatever your name is

I do seem to be

block a rising of obstructive your mobility.

Obstructivating my mobility willity

However mister hosts

if you would be so kind as hold my hot dog.

That's a good far.

I will de-block rise and de-obstructivate this road way.

Allowing you sally forth on your merry merry way.

I deeply deplore any inconvenience-laity that

I may have cause you mister...green face?

Green face!?

I thank you for you passion and I wish you a

phallicitis reception of your interrupturely

toward your ultimate destination on..

Mr. Green face!!

oops

phil

relax

In this world of complexi-tis-compicatation

In this world of perculetis-puzzlelization

In this world of verdonculis-roughoulousation

They come the time for

Relax-ifacation

Your life full of border but shrug your shouldle-ders

just shrug your shouldle-ders

relax

In this world of com!@#$%

In this world of percu!@#$%

In this world !@#$%

Having problem? Mr.Cat in the hat

Come inside I have something to show you.

This sir is my acoustical anti audio brriper.

Otherwise known as my vacuum sound sweeper.

That? that's the darn thing that make the sound

sound stupid?

It suck out of the air every noise, every sound

and gurgle the sound wave for 50 miles round.

hefty little contraption, isn't it.

impossible..impossible..unreasonable..and unlawsible

such things never happened in the middle of the day.

And if they do I ignore them and they bar to go away!@#

Ha.. hahahaha hahah

From now on you will here what I want you to hear.

On again - off again make the sound cough again

I am the boss of what everyone hear.

The sound of your voice is the sound of my choice.

I am the master of everyone ears.

With a flick of my thumb with the greatest of me.

If I wish I can stop all buzzing of bees.

And for your love bird, I can't stand their chirping

so I just push my button

your love bird start burping.

The sound that you make are the sound of my choice.

I can make you sound better or make you sound worst.

When your bogle are pooing

there'll be no more mooing.

When I wish to hear moo, I can hear them from you.

Not for me. Moo Moo Moo Moo

I can puzzle the sound of what everyone hear

and the puzzle of master of everyone ears.

Haha

muahahahaha

I'm the puzzle master of everyone ears.

hahahaha

Max!!! Max!!! Where are you Max.

Oh no Maxy waxy, no hidie wildie

from grinchy winchy

That cat, that beezle berry cat.

I snuggle his sound. Now I even do more.

Take this to my shop of 39th floor

that cat gonna suffer like never before. hahahah

This is the legal gear and as you know.

It goes round and it makes beagle gear go.

And the beagle gear turn the elliptical sculpt.

Which in turn is in that to the trastisual trup.

Which rope take the plan jump the zalamo grup

And that decompresses the splashualous spring.

Which fluctuate round in the lexulous spring.

With beam suck the pong and they heat up the ping

And that bring about

The most horrible things.

Muahahaha

Max, do you know what a lighthouse is?

A lighthouse make light

So just for a lark I build me a dark house.

A dark house make dark.

I just push a button up here in this place

and you can't see your middle in front of your face.

uuh.. what..what I can't see middle in front of my face.

wahahahaha

how you're doing kitty kitty

are you feeling pretty good mr.cat in the hood.

Beside being bother your ears and your sound.

I can make groom for a hundred miles round.

ooh, that Grinch, that Grinch, that psychopathic Grinch.

Why is a Grinch. What makes him tick.

Why is this Grinch brain sick sick sick.

Oh boy, If I have a psychiatrist couch

I'll find out what's wrong with that grinchy grudge.

That's a lot of rot.

Is there something in your family tree that

causes grinchg gelinquency

absolutely not

As a boy were you never a good boy scout?

Did you ever eat too much sauerkraut?

Did your school teacher say you were a fool?

Did you drive an empty swimming pool?

positively not.

Did you fight a lot with your older sister?

Did you suffer from poison Ivy bristle?

The shoes that you wore they're too tight?

Were you afraid to go out in the dark at night?

Did some big bully steal your kite?

Your teeth were there something wrong with your bite?

Or maybe your mother didn't treat you right?

Absotively Possolutely that's a lot of rot.

ah, one of the most difficult patient I ever had.

I'm gonna have to make a hardcore

This is a bit more compicatitious than I thought.

hahahal

That dog this is getting quite dull, don't you think.

Let's fire things up with some persimmon pink.

May I suggest the sizzling chef special.

But I'm not hungry.

Ah excellent choice.

Here you are sir

The delicious sizzling chef special.

Watch this I'll give him a double gadicle fromax delux

oh wagus superdup fromax delux

airrr

hohahahah

And now I will give him a

triple ring fifth-a-lung-gungle-der-sluff

with a mash marrow sauce and a cherry on top.

That Grinch.. that Grinch..He is snuggle our light.

He guzzle our sound.

He have been boozle our life.

And a way must be found a sessile

from spouting as evil around

That Grinch.. That Grinch!!

deep inside his freaky freakiness

there must be a soft spot.

there must be a weakness.

despite the grim fact that he's a private arrange.

I will find that soft spot.

That Grinch can be change.

He hate cow. He hate cat. He hate frog.

He hate duck.

Is there no one , no one , nobody he love?

absolutely not. that a lot of rot.

roundy-doubt I've got it. I've got it.

I got the Grinch psychologicalize.

You, you , you and you.

Follow me men and madam.

We're going to un-Grinch the Grinch.

hehe How am I doing, Old fellow?

Magnificently

punk, punk, punk, punk

Hmmmmm

Oh soft in your heart.

Remember your mother

everyone even a Grinch have a mother

who taught him of love between one

and another

oh remember your mother or mom

as she held you

remember your sweet mother eyes

she adore you

remember how hard mother work to afford you.

how she package your treat, while you sat on her knees

or remember your wonderful Grinch's mother please

where ever she out hear eyes are still looking

looking down at you and wondering what crooking

deep down in your brain

must you give her more pain please soften your heart

make mom happy on grave.

Well, well son everything going to be alright.

Ma mama?

Yes, son , now be a good boy and clean up your room.

yes mama

hand me an arrangement we got lot to do.

Once again there was a beautiful morning.

Once again the sun came up glizzling.

And the whistle bird once more were whistling.

This was gooder than good.

This was grander than grand.

There was peace in his heart.

There'll be peace in this land.

And a very good morning to you mister Grinch.

Oh it is , is it.

I think the time has come for me

to repeat the Grinch@#!#.