How many members of Congress does it take to change a light bulb?

Every one of them, and they still can’t do it. They spend all their time arguing about who deliberately caused the light bulb to break in the first place, debating whether the science of electricity is reliable and fighting over which programs will be cut to pay for the new light bulb. On both sides, they seem to be preserving the world as they know it rather than crafting new partnerships that actual work in today’s world. In the end, it seems that they would rather stay stuck in the darkness of their own perspective than enjoy the warm glow of meaningful, shared solutions.