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36C3 - Hebocon

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    36C3 preroll music
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    whistling
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    honky: Welcome…
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    to the final of the 36c3
    of Hebocon, please.
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    So, Hebocon, it's from
    the Japanese word "heboi"
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    it means "poor in quality", "poor
    in ability", "crappy" and "embarrassing"!
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    Audience: cheering, whistling and applause
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    h: It's about making things from trash.
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    Learning about simple electronics and
    tinkering with friends and kids
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    and it's about robots!
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    Aud: cheering, whistling and applause
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    First things first we need to talk about
    the rules, quick and easy.
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    So there will be a plate, it's over there,
    it's roughly about 50 centimeters about…
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    uh… to 100 centimeters. It's not.
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    It's about two robots on this plate
    moving together.
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    It's only a fight if they touch,
    remember this.
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    If some of the robots fall off the plate
    it's out.
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    If they fall off and lose their
    ability to move it's out.
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    It's okay to partly move some parts
    out of the area.
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    It's okay to move… to lose the head
    but we'll see about that.
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    It's only a fight if they touch.
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    And if they don't touch we do a rematch.
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    I will decide on random how much we will
    repeat it.
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    So when in doubt I will ask you
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    because you decide, you are the audience,
    you are right!
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    Aud: more cheering, whistling and applause
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    h: To make things safe
    we have some additional rules:
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    500 grams, no high-tech,
    no harm to people, no epic laser swords.
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    Just to see who's messing with it.
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    (Next slide)
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    Last year we have a epic battle
    between Balzig(?) and Schrubbi.
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    Aud: cheering
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    But this year we had to build some new
    robots who have worthy opponents.
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    We built 36 new wealthy…
    healthy challengers
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    So 36 robots are ready to fight.
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    Aud: cheering
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    h: Because 36 fighting each other
    on the main stage would be a bit hard
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    we had a pre-final so it's 16 now
    but we'll see.
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    (Next slide)
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    Let's get ready to fight! Number 1 and
    number 2, please, to the stage.
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    Aud: cheering
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    h: Hi~ what is the name of your robot?
    (Wie heißt dein Roboter?)
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    Participant 1: Mein Roboter heißt Coffee dust.
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    h: Coffee dust! Number?…
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    1.
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    And the second challenger,
    number 2, is called…
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    Participant 2: Stolzer Hahn.
    h: Stolzer Hahn! Pride cock! laughing
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    Ok, don't let's waste time.
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    3
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    2
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    1
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    Go!
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    Urrrrrgggghhh.
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    I'm so sorry but big cock won.
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    Sorry, sorry, big cock won. So sorry.
    Nice to had you here, sorry.
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    (Danke schön, Big Cock hat gewonnen,
    der große Hahn. Tut mir leid.)
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    Sometimes it's that quick.
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    Number 3 and number 4, please,
    to the stage.
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    Aud: laughter
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    Whew.
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    Hi~ which number?
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    Participant 1a: This is Killerbiene.
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    h: Killerbiene. And which number it has?
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    Participant 1b: Number 3.
    h: Number 3 is called Killer Bee.
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    Aaand its opponent is…
    Participant 2: It's called Schwammer.
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    h: Schwammer! What is it made of?
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    chuckles
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    Number 4 against number 3.
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    Aud: laughter and cheering for Killerbiene
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    3
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    2
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    1
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    Go!
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    Okay.
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    Okay.
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    No no no no no no no no no.
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    No touch, no fight! Remember
    this guys and girls and whatever.
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    Please do it again, come on.
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    Okay, now remember
    to touch it's about nearness.
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    3
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    2
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    1
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    Go!
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    Aud: whistling
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    h: Aahhh… no touch, no fight.
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    People, let's do it again.
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    Remember it's maybe only
    three times I get this done.
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    3
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    2
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    1
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    Go!
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    A touch!
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    Now it's about distance
    or falling off the plate.
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    Oh, it's out! Number 4 is out,
    number 3 wins and comes to the
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    next round! Killer Bee is the winner!
    Thank you very much, thank you for
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    participating. Come again next year.
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    5 and 6, please.
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    5 and 6, please.
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    (Yeti)
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    5 and 6, please.
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    Take the largest and biggest ones.
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    Hi, so which number?
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    P1: 5.
    h: Number 5. What is your robot called?
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    P1: Floppy.
    h: Floppy. We know that it's the save
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    icon. And your robot how is it called?
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    P2: Zerstört.
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    h: Zerstört! Zerstört against Floppy.
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    In…
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    It's the only robot with an own
    charging station. Nice!
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    Whatever. In…
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    3
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    2
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    1
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    Go!
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    Ah~ touch!
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    Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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    Floppy what are you doing?
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    Zerstörer? There was a
    touch, there is movement.
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    Okay, I think it's in
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    5
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    4
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    3
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    2
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    Oh. snickers
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    I enjoy this.
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    Oh no!
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    Ah~!
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    What is it doing?
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    I mean, we could redo that
    but it's so much distance.
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    Oh no!
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    Ahhh!
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    Go on.
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    Ahhh!
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    It's taking so long.
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    Oh no.
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    Whose batteries run out?
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    I mean this one has a charging station.
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    whining
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    Should we redo it?
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    Yes?
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    No?
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    Okay.
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    Single person from the audience: Let them
    fight!
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    Let them fight, okay, the Publi—
    the people demand it.
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    And out! Floppy was out, I saw it!
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    It was out.
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    Sorry, Floppy, it's
    high-tech anyways get it out of here!
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    Thank you, Zerstörer. You won this round I
    think your number was number 6, right?
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    Nice, thank you for participating it was a
    really long fight.
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    Aud: applause
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    So I think it's 7 and 8 now,
    7 and 8, please, to the stage.
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    Oh, it's veterans!
    I think we remember these.
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    Aha, how is this little fella called?
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    P1: Hartkäse.
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    h: Hartkäse! We remember that.
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    And I think
    that is kind of rememberable also.
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    What is that one?
    P2: The tape.
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    h: The tape! Okay, are you ready?
    Okay, so in 3
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    2
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    1
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    Go!
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    Okay, hard cheese is moving quickly.
    There was a touch I saw it. Touch.
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    Hard cheese is moving. Oh, oh, uh.
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    I have bad news. What does the
    audience say? What should we do? Redo it?
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    I'm so sorry, we need to redo it. (Hard
    Cheese, wir müssen das nochmal machen).
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    Okay, so now remember,
    last chance in 3
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    2
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    1, go!
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    Oh, oh! Now it's hard cheese
    who is dominating.
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    No, Tape, what are you
    doing? Is this Oropax?
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    laughs
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    Oh no, oh no!
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    I mean we can ask the audience but
    this is taking ages again.
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    Oh no!
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    Should we do it again
    or should we ask the audience? Again?
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    Single person from the audience: Let them
    fight!
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    Let them fight? Nooo, that's taking ages.
    Let's do it again. Third time last time.
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    If it's not on time we will decide it by
    the audience. So 3
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    2, 1, go!
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    Oh, okay. Cycles again, Hard Cheese.
    How surprising.
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    Oh no. It's taking ages.
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    Okay, I think…
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    How much time do you guys got?
    snickers
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    Okay I think we need to ask the audience.
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    I'm so sorry take out the engines.
    Who is for Hard Cheese?
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    Aud: loud applause
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    h: Who is for The Tape?
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    Aud: louder applause
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    h: The audience is right! I'm so sorry.
    (Es tut mir leid)
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    Tape won, which number, please?
    7, number 7. Thank you very much for all
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    the participants especially for the short
    people that are up just so late, thank
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    you. So now it's number 9 and number 10,
    right? Number 9 and number 10 please to
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    the stage. Number 9 is already here. Or
    maybe number 10, we'll see. Whew.
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    What is your robots name?
    P1: Klaus.
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    h: Klaus. At least a name I can remember.
    Oh, what is that?
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    Oh no you're losing parts
    but it's okay it's not decided yet
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    So we have… no no no…
    Okay. Klaus against…
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    P2: T… T Punkt Typhoon.
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    h: T point Typhoon! Klaus, make it! 3, oh.
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    laughter So maybe Typhoon can tell me
    it's number.
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    What number was it?
    P2: 10.
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    h: 10, okay.
    Single person from audience: Typhoon!
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    3, 2
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    Oh. Okay!
    3
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    2, 1!
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    No touch yet.
    There's a touch! But it's taking ages
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    again. Guys, build faster robots! It's
    about distance now, right? It's snail
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    distance. Oh~ now they stopped moving. Ha-
    ha-how interesting. Uh, no it's not. Okay,
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    we do it again. Once more, come on.
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    Single person from Aud shouts: Let them kiss!
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    h: Let them kiss. Okay. Robot love is love
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    also. 3, 2, 1, go.
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    Oh guys, faster robots.
    Oh no! I mean… it's like you need the
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    millimeter of tape and he does not make
    it. Okay. Last time, third time and then
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    the audience decides.
    I'm so sorry.
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    3, 2, oh. Hehe. 1, go!
    It's still vibrating at
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    least. Touch, a touch, wow. If it's that
    we are looking for. Guys, no, no sorry. I
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    mean they are moving but barely.
    Aud: increasing cheering
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    h: There comes The Tape. Oh. Oh no.
    Slowly but steady.
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    Ah. A typhoon has arrived.
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    Oh-ho-ho~ so long.
    It's moving by a milimeter.
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    It's off! Klaus is out!
    Long live typhoon.
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    Thank you very much, number
    10, I think. Number 10 won. Thank you very
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    much for participating, thank you for
    building robots so amazing. See you around
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    typhoon. Ah, he lost stuff. Ok, it's
    number 11 against number 12 now, please.
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    Number 11 against number 12. Short people!
    11 against 12. Any number 12 surround.
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    Number 11. Ah, Its most (?) of them, nice!
    Hallo~ wie heißt denn dein Roboter?
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    P1: Blitz.
    h: It's called Blitz! The English word is
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    thunder, I think. No it's flash. laughs
    Whatever, the translation angels will
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    make it.
    Okay, so how is your robot called?
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    P2: Wolf.
    h: ROLF.
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    I mean it's rolling and it ends
    in F, right? Okay.
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    3
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    2
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    1
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    Go!
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    Oh.
    Aud: cheering
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    h: Ha-ha-ha.
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    ROLF is out!
    Long live Blitz!
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    Very good, very good, nice! (Welche Nummer
    denn?) Number 11 won! Thank you very much.
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    So it's 12 against something, right? So
    it's 13 against 14, please, 13 against 14.
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    Take your time. I hear too, nice. Okay ,
    so it's about silk (?) right, something.
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    How is it called?
    P1: It's Samtpfote the Destroyer.
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    h: Samtpfote the Destroyer! Have fun
    translating angels. laughs I will not do
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    that. How's your robot called?
    P2: Lord Michael McMeyer-Face, der Zweite.
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    h: Lord Michael McMeyer-Face the Second,
    very nice. There's a fork missing, nah, I
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    don't think so. Okay.
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    3
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    2
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    1
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    Go!
    Oh nice.
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    intense humming
    Ah.
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    Aud: laughter and murmuring
    Fight! Fight! Fight!
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    h: Michael McMeyer-Face, it's not looking
    good you're losing grip.
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    And out!
    Michael McMeyer-Face is out!
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    Very good, thank you
    for participating. Thank you number 13 for
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    winning. See you around, thank you for
    making that possible. Thank you very much.
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    So now I only have a number 16 around. Has
    the last person arrived to build a robot
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    today? Number 15 is here already but once—
    where's number 16? Number 16 is also here!
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    Number 16 come, you here, nice. Come to
    the stage.
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    Aud: Whooow!
    applause
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    h: Whoow! It should— there it is, there it
    is. Okay, number 15 against number 16, all
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    right, nice. How is your robot called?
    P1: Harry Flow and it's cute but it will
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    massacre its opponent.
    h: Okay. Harry Flow! You could take it
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    out, nice. It's a Christmas tree. It's
    Christmas, guys.
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    Aud: shouting
    h: Okay, how's your robot called?
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    P2: Penta Junior.
    h: Penta Junior! Against Harry Flow it's
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    against you do too. Okay (?) but whatever.
    Okay, 3, 2, 1, go!
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    Oh wow. Harry, Penta Junior.
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    Slow robots all over the place.
    But a touch, a touch. Okay, now it's about
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    time we have to spend. yawns
    Aud: laughter
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    h: Harry, are you alive? laughs Okay, I
    need— I think we need to do it once more.
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    Or? Let's do it once more. Okay.
    Everything is okay. Aaand… 3, 2, 1, go!
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    Give it a spin. Nice.
    Aud: laughter
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    h: It's okay. A touch! But nothing else.
    Oh guys, so slow robots. I like it.
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    Hehehe. Okay, let's take it the third
    time. I don't expect any other results but
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    it's only fair to do so. I mean we can ask
    the audience at some point. So come on. 3,
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    2, 1, go, go go go go go! Uh.
    Aud: laughter
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    h: A touch. Okay, come on guys we ask the
    audience. What about Harry Flow?
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    Aud: somewhat loud applause
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    h: Okay, okay, okay.
    What about Penta Junior?
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    Aud: loud applause
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    h: I'm so sorry Penta Junior won. See you
    next round, thank you for participating I
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    think number 16 won then. Can we see the
    tournament tree for a second just to be
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    sure. So please show the laptop on the
    screen, please. Okay there it is so we had
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    Coffee Dust against Stolzer Hahn and
    number 2 won so Stolzer Hahn please to the
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    stage and number 4— number 3 please to the
    stage. Number 2 and number 3 please to the
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    stage. Number 2 and number 3, come on!
    Slow robots also people operating them.
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    So, Stolzer Hahn against something that's
    looking milky but it's not called that
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    way. Where is the milky one? Where's the
    milky one? Does it left? I let his— woah!
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    Oh it's Bee, it's a Bee on the milk.
    I'm so weird. Okay.
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    Let's go.
    Oh god, that's so much difference.
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    Okay, let's go. 3, 2
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    Woooa-oh-oh-oh, oh no, nooo.
    The Bee is still on stage!
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    I'm so sorry but it does run over
    and it won. The Bee won! Sorry.
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    Aaah, the Bee we're going to see around.
    Ahhh, I'm so sorry for the confusion.
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    Now I will have a look, a closer look it's
    number 6 against number 7 now.
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    It's the Zerstörer against Hard Cheese.
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    It's Tape—
    Creature: The Tape, Tape.
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    h: It's Tape. Oh Gott. I think you were
    going to say it now— from now on. Tape
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    against Hard Cheese. No I get this
    Zerstörer. I'm so confused. Zerstört. I'm
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    zerstört too. laughs Okay, thank you for
    participating guys and girls. Huh, it's on
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    its charging station. Are you ready or do
    you take your time? Okay. laughs 3, 2,
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    1, go.
    Aud: laughter
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    h: Okay. It's about touching, right? Uh?
    Again? Tape?
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    Aud: cheering
    h: Oh? Let's do it again! Come, come
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    closer! Okay, in 3, 2, 1, go!
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    And there was a touch, I saw it.
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    Guys, slow robots. I mean it is not
    slow but it's not moving very far.
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    Aud: Tape, tape, tape!
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    h: laughs I mean, I mean look at Zerstört.
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    Zerstört is out! Thank you Tape! Tape won!
    Thank you, Zerstört. For being around,
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    thank you very much. Okay, I failed so
    hard to announce the next opponents,
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    maybe. (some name?) can do something.
    Assistant: Ehm... Typhoon against Blitz.
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    h: Typhoon against Blitz!
    Aud: cheering
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    h: Blitz. Short people! At this time of
    the night. snickers
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    Blitz is a surprising good fighter.
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    Okay, let's go on in 3
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    2
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    1
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    Go!
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    Not a touch, not a touch, not a touch.
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    Let's do it again.
    (Nochmal, nochmal)
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    In... yeah- oh whatever you prefer.
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    In 3, 2, 1, go!
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    Ahh~
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    Ahhh~?!
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    Ahhh??
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    It's still moving.
    It's moving slowly but steady outwards.
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    It's still moving.
    It's about slow robots these years...
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    uh... this year. It's a suprising
    good fighter this little Blitz. Yeah.
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    Oh no! Oh no! I mean... ahh!
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    And out! Blitz (?). Typhoon won!
    Typhoon won! By a split
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    second. I'm so sorry. inaudible
    German
    (bisschen später?)
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    h: Huh. Are we need like...
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    No no no no no...
    It was totally clear, I saw it!
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    single person from audience: Videobeweis!
    h: laughs Slowmotion maybe next year,
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    video angels. Which one is the next?
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    Creature: Uhh... Samtpfötchen
    against Penta Junior.
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    h: Penta Junior and Samptpfötchen
    to the stage please.
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    Aud: cheering
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    h: laughs Huuh~
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    A lot of painting materials this year.
    And some about the hair, okay.
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    So, in 3
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    2
  • 26:51 - 26:51
    1
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    Go!
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    Movement! Touch!
    Everything a robot fight needs.
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    But still, slow robots. But steady.
    Slowly but steady. I mean, maybe still it
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    was not the best proportion system. But
    it's working, somehow. Good (?) a second
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    fork. I mean Penta Junior is moving
    outwards. Oh no! Oh no! Penta Junior!
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    Oh no!
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    Woah! It's going to make it really
    hard to fall.
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    It's still moving, it's still moving!
    Penta Junior!
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    Stay! Huh huh, oh no!
    It's about milimeters now.
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    It's looking so weird. No touching.
    laughter
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    Ohhhh! Penta Junior is out!
    Long live Söhn(?).
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    Thank you very much, thank you
    very much for participating. It was a good
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    fight, thank you. See you around. Don't
    make it too far from the stage from now
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    on.
    So the next...
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    Creature: Killer Bee against...
    h: Oh no no no no... it's... it's the
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    semi-final all right?
    C: Yeah.
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    h: Please show the tournament table. Ah...
    it's already there. Okay so it's... say it
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    again... what is it? Say it again, please.
    C: Killerbee against The Tape.
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    h: Okay! Come on to the stage! I'm so
    happy to have an assistant.
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    Killer Bee against The Tape.
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    I'm so excited to see those... huh?
    That's too many of them.
  • 28:48 - 28:58
    It's like three of the stairs now, why are
    there three? Okay. Killer bee against...
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    C: Tape, The Tape.
    h: The Tape. Sorry, Typhoon! It's not your
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    turn yet! No, next time, it's okay, just
    turn it off. Do we need a new battery
  • 29:08 - 29:16
    maybe? There's a new batte.... okay. Okay,
    sorry, you see him around I think. Sorry
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    for the confusion.
    Tape against Killerbee in 3
  • 29:20 - 29:21
    2
  • 29:21 - 29:22
    1
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    Go!
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    humming
    Aud: laughter and single suggestive whistle
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    h: It's summing! There needs to be a
    touch, that's right. No touch, no fight!
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    Let's do it again, please. Come on! Closer
    to each other.
  • 29:40 - 29:42
    In 3
  • 29:42 - 29:42
    2
  • 29:42 - 29:43
    1
  • 29:43 - 29:44
    Go!
  • 29:44 - 29:46
    Not a touch.
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    I mean it sounds hillarious, urg stop it!
  • 29:51 - 29:55
    humming
    h: snickers
  • 29:56 - 29:59
    No touch, no fight.
    Let's do it again!
  • 29:59 - 30:04
    Oh, no, let's do it again. I
    mean we have time but it's not so much.
  • 30:04 - 30:09
    In... 3, 2, 1, go!
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    A touch! Now it's
    about distance or the audience we'll list-
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    oh- another touch. This sound is nice.
  • 30:20 - 30:25
    humming
    h: snickers
  • 30:25 - 30:27
    No it's taking ages again.
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    Aud: applause
    Killerbee, Killerbee
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    Killerbee,...
    h: Ok, turn them off, turn them off.
  • 30:38 - 30:42
    I need to ask just to be sure,
    who is for Killerbee?
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    Aud: applause
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    h: Who is for... The Tape?
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    Aud: less applause
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    Oh so Killerbee won,
    thank you for participating.
  • 30:53 - 30:55
    See you around, thank you very much.
  • 30:55 - 31:01
    Semi-final!
    Thank you, maybe Typhoon is around now to
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    join?
    C: Typhoon against Lord M.
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    Somethin
    h: Lord Michael McMeyerface The Second, I
  • 31:11 - 31:13
    remember his name.
    C: No no
  • 31:13 - 31:14
    h: No, it's not.
    C: No Samtpfötchen, Samtpfötchen
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    h: It's The Silk.
    C: Samtpfötchen.
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    Ja, Samtpfötchen, that's right.
    Samtpfötchen.
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    h: Get your shit right.
    laughter
  • 31:22 - 31:26
    In 3, 2, 1 go!
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    Ahhh~ Ohhh~
    A touch, that's something I really like.
  • 31:32 - 31:37
    It's moving slowly
    but steady again, but it's working like
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    that, ah~, slow robots. So slow~
    It's taking ages.
  • 31:50 - 31:58
    Ahhh~ still- now the tape makes no,
    no, oh, okay.
  • 31:58 - 32:03
    So Typhoon moved over the
    tape. Let's do it again? No, let's wait.
  • 32:03 - 32:06
    Okay, movement stopped.
    Aud: Let them fight!
  • 32:06 - 32:15
    h: You rotor stopped. I think, we need to
    do this once more, once more, come on. No?
  • 32:15 - 32:21
    Let's ask the audience then. No let's to
    it once more, come on. They're right, but
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    they need to be asked. giggles So... 3,
    2, 1. Get the fingers off! exhales Say,
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    does that move? No it can't move, I'm so
    sorry. Typhoon is the winner!
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    Sorry about movement is the key!
    Aud: Applause
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    h: Sorry, but thank you for participating.
    No it's not moving anymore, it's dead.
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    It's dead, Jim. Thank you very much for
    participating. Huuh~ So now there's a
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    final against number three and number ten,
    I suppose. Number ten is Typhoon against
  • 33:16 - 33:25
    Killerbee.
    Aud: Applause + whistle
  • 33:27 - 33:38
    h: Slow robots against small robots. Okay,
    there's no sting or- yet, he said. Okay,
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    it needs to be a touch, but there's not a
    lot of space. 3, 2, 1, go!
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    Aud: Applause Killerbee! Killerbee!
    Killerbee: humming
  • 33:55 - 34:09
    h: No touch, no fight. Hahahaha. A touch,
    a touch this cables! Not by the cables.
  • 34:09 - 34:17
    Aud: Cheering
  • 34:17 - 34:22
    h: I mean, I mean it's really obvious.
  • 34:22 - 34:27
    No no no. I think it won't move off the
    stage but, that's something we might ask
  • 34:27 - 34:31
    the audience. Should we redo it or ask the
    audience, redo it?
  • 34:31 - 34:34
    Aud: incomprehensible voices
    h: What?
  • 34:34 - 34:40
    Aud: Killerbee, Killerbee, ...
    h: laughs Take- turn it off. I'm not
  • 34:40 - 34:44
    quite sure it's getting better than that.
    Aud: It was perfect!
  • 34:44 - 34:48
    h: Laughter
    Okay, okay let's do it once more that's
  • 34:48 - 34:55
    just to see. And afterwards we ask the
    audience. Okay, 3, 2, 1, go!
  • 34:55 - 35:03
    Killerbee: humming
    h: Oh guys harder robots
  • 35:03 - 35:14
    Aud: Killerbee, Killerbee, Killerbee, ...
    h: A touch! Now ja, ja, ja, ja. It maybe
  • 35:14 - 35:26
    take ages now but there was a touch it's a
    fight. Oh no- no, I won't push it. No no
  • 35:26 - 35:32
    no no it's the same like the last time. It
    will not. No no no it's not half an hour
  • 35:32 - 35:40
    fight. Okay, I mean we ask the audience,
    right?
  • 35:40 - 35:44
    Aud: Let them fight!
    h: Let them fight? Guys?
  • 35:44 - 35:55
    Aud: Let them fight!
    h: Whose batteries run out?
  • 35:55 - 35:58
    Let's enjoy the sound...
    Killerbee: humming
  • 35:58 - 36:03
    h: ...of a bee humping a Typhoon.
    Aud: suggestive whistling
  • 36:03 - 36:06
    h: It's sounding like that...
    Killerbee: humming
  • 36:06 - 36:12
    h: giggles No guys, turn it off. We ask
    the audience.
  • 36:12 - 36:15
    Aud: No!
    h: No? Again? Guys, you have time?
  • 36:15 - 36:23
    Ok, let's do it again then.
    Aud: Applause
  • 36:23 - 36:28
    h: Once more. Once more. Any plans? What
    would you like to improve? giggles Let's
  • 36:28 - 36:36
    go on. No no no with them Tape stays.
    (Uh, stop it!)
  • 36:36 - 36:41
    3, 2, (stop it!) 1, go!
  • 36:42 - 36:53
    Oh, batteries batteries. Uh, touch!
    Oh no it has goggly eyes. How cute.
  • 36:53 - 36:56
    Aud: laughing
  • 36:56 - 36:57
    It's sou...
    Aud: Sound please!
  • 36:57 - 37:00
    h: Sound please, soundcheck. What are you
    saying to the situation?
  • 37:00 - 37:03
    Killerbee: humming
  • 37:03 - 37:06
    h: Anything else?
    Killerbee: humming
  • 37:06 - 37:14
    h: Oh, interesting. Oh no!
    Aud: murmur and laughter
  • 37:14 - 37:15
    h: It's hilarious.
  • 37:15 - 37:29
    Aud: intense cheering and applause
  • 37:29 - 37:38
    h: It push it to the margin. But it's not
    getting over the bottom. I mean it was the
  • 37:38 - 37:41
    third time.
    Aud: Let them fight!
  • 37:41 - 37:47
    h: Let them fight?
    Aud: Let them fight, let them fight, ...
  • 37:47 - 37:51
    h: Whose batteries run out?
  • 37:51 - 37:55
    What are you saying, Killerbee?
    Killerbee: humming
  • 37:55 - 37:57
    h: Huh, nothing else.
  • 37:57 - 38:05
    Aud: ???
  • 38:05 - 38:06
    h: Okay, stop it, turn it off, turn it off.
  • 38:06 - 38:10
    We remove the tape.
    Turn it off, turn it off.
  • 38:10 - 38:12
    Aud: applause
  • 38:12 - 38:17
    Come on let's do this quick and easy.
  • 38:17 - 38:26
    Aud: cheering
  • 38:26 - 38:28
    h: Now it's a fight!
  • 38:28 - 38:34
    Aud: laughing + mumbling
  • 38:34 - 38:42
    I mean anybody new
    batteries? No. Okay, 3, 2, 1, go!
  • 38:42 - 38:53
    Aud: cheering Killerbee, Killerbee,...
    h: It's taking ages. Oh, it moves.
  • 38:53 - 39:08
    Typhoon, what are you doing?
    Aud: intensifying applause
  • 39:08 - 39:13
    h: It's hilarious. Typhoon, I need to see
    it! I need to see!
  • 39:13 - 39:16
    Aud: intensifying applause
  • 39:16 - 39:19
    Typhoon is out!!!
  • 39:19 - 39:24
    Typhoon is out, Killerbee won!
    Aud: cheering
  • 39:24 - 39:35
    h: A good fight. Who did expect that?
    exhale Turn it off please without dying.
  • 39:35 - 39:43
    Please, please Killerbee, stay on stage
    please. Ha~ stay on stage please. But...
  • 39:43 - 39:50
    can we see the slides please. I mean one
    thing - Killerbee!
  • 39:50 - 39:53
    Aud: intensifying applause
  • 39:53 - 39:58
    Is the winner, maybe.
  • 39:58 - 40:12
    MAYBE! I mean, there's one thing left,
    right? Next slide please. Is it done? No!
  • 40:12 - 40:20
    There's still one robot that has not been
    defeated yet!! I'm so sorry.
  • 40:20 - 40:36
    Aud: cheering
    h: laughs I'm so sorry, but...laughs
  • 40:36 - 40:45
    so sorry. It's not fair. laughs
    I'm so sorry
  • 40:45 - 40:54
    Aud: Let them go!
    h: Let them go? Oh no! laughs
  • 40:54 - 41:04
    Aud: Fight, fight, fight,...
    h: Okay, here's the mic say something into
  • 41:04 - 41:09
    it. Who's in charge of this raucous group?
  • 41:09 - 41:13
    Protestant 1: Robot liberation!
    h: They're free!!
  • 41:13 - 41:18
    Aud: whistling
    Protestant 2: Set them free, after one
  • 41:18 - 41:21
    fight.
    h: giggles After- every robot should be
  • 41:21 - 41:27
    sent free after one fight. That's what
    they are demanding. laughs
  • 41:27 - 41:33
    Aud: fight, fight, ...
    h: Guys, fight, they say fight!
  • 41:33 - 41:42
    Tony answers right. Get off the
    stage! Security! Please, just one more
  • 41:42 - 41:46
    fight then it's done.
    Aud: Let them free.
  • 41:46 - 41:52
    h: Let them free? What should I do now?
    Aud: incomprehensible voices
  • 41:52 - 41:59
    h: Let them free? Schrubbi?
    Aud: Fight, fight, fight,...
  • 41:59 - 42:07
    h: Er heult auf den Bildschirm, na dann
    viel Glück. laughs I'm not sure what we're
  • 42:07 - 42:13
    going to do now. Okay, we ask the
    audience: Who wants to get the robot to be
  • 42:13 - 42:20
    free and stop fighting now?
    Aud: mostly booing
  • 42:20 - 42:25
    h: Who wants to see a Killerbee against
    Schrubbi?
  • 42:25 - 42:29
    Aud: intensive cheering
  • 42:29 - 42:32
    It's not about free robots.
  • 42:32 - 42:39
    Thank you very much. Thank you, but you
    need to go. You had your chance.
  • 42:39 - 42:44
    Protestant: But next time no robot fight
    will twice again happen.
  • 42:44 - 42:49
    h: We'll see what the Publ- ah- the
    audience demands. Thank you very much!
  • 42:49 - 42:56
    Okay! Now the stage is free for Killerbee
    against Schrubbi!
  • 42:56 - 43:10
    Aud: applause
    h: He has knifes now. In 3, 2, 1, go!
  • 43:10 - 43:19
    Killerbee: humming
    h: Oh, he has like aged a bit.
  • 43:19 - 43:27
    Killerbee & Schrubbi: humming and high
    pitched motor sounds
  • 43:27 - 43:42
    h: Ahaha. No no, aah aah~ Schrubbi, you
    need to move! Killerbee is amazing.
  • 43:42 - 43:53
    Aud: Killerbee, Killerbee,...
    h: Ne, es ist gerade an. laughs Ja.
  • 43:53 - 43:59
    Killerbee, it's moving more and Schrubbi
    does not let it go.
  • 43:59 - 44:04
    Aud: Sound, please
    Schrubbi: motor sounds
  • 44:04 - 44:14
    h: Schrubbi is screaming! It's in pain!
    Schrubbi: motor sounds
  • 44:14 - 44:24
    Aud: gasping
    h: I mean we need to stop that, right?
  • 44:24 - 44:30
    I mean- ... I mean Schrubbi is not moving
    technically anymore, right?
  • 44:30 - 44:39
    Aud: incomprehensible noises
    h: No no no no let's do it again? No.
  • 44:39 - 44:41
    No, no no, no
  • 44:42 - 44:51
    no oh no no no no. I asked. Rematch? Ok,
    one more rematch. We need a battery?
  • 44:51 - 44:58
    (Hatte die Umwuchtung da am Ende?)
    Ok.
  • 44:58 - 45:01
    Aud: Schiebung!
    h: Schiebung. laughs No, it called
  • 45:01 - 45:22
    Schrubbi, guys. 3, 2, 1, oh! How rough! No
    Killerbee is slowly but steady.
  • 45:22 - 45:23
    Killerbee, sound check.
  • 45:23 - 45:26
    Killerbee & Schrubbi: humming and high
    pitched motor noises
  • 45:26 - 45:29
    h: Still running like the first day.
  • 45:29 - 45:33
    That's how you work with batteries.
  • 45:33 - 45:37
    Killerbee & Schrubbi: humming and high pitched motor noises
  • 45:37 - 45:40
    h: laughs So, I mean sorry guys but
  • 45:40 - 45:46
    Schrubbi is not moving. Now let's
    audience- lets ask the audience! I said we
  • 45:46 - 45:57
    ask the audience. Who is for Schrubbi?
    Aud: applause
  • 45:57 - 46:01
    h: And who is...
    Aud: Fight, fight, fight!
  • 46:01 - 46:09
    h: Fight? Guys?! Sound check:
  • 46:09 - 46:15
    Killerbee & Schrubbi: humming and highpitched motor noises
    h: Oh, nothing else? Nothing different?
  • 46:15 - 46:20
    Okay, last- last round. It's three times.
    Last round, one more time. Sorry, but it's
  • 46:20 - 46:25
    of all about slow robots now.
  • 46:25 - 46:26
    Aud: Batteries!
  • 46:26 - 46:30
    h: Batteries? It's not the battery I
    think. You can have batteries. laughs
  • 46:30 - 46:35
    Aud: murmuration
  • 46:35 - 46:40
    h: I'm so sorry. Okay, in...
    Aud: Safe the bee!
  • 46:40 - 46:49
    h: Safe the bee... free the bee. In 3, 2,
    1, go!
  • 46:49 - 47:00
    Aud: applause
    h: Ah~ back to life. Ahhhh~ Schrubbi!
  • 47:00 - 47:06
    You made it immobile! It's not moving anymore
    wait so it's just rotating now. But he's
  • 47:06 - 47:19
    also but now he moves. Schrubbi attempts!
    Aud: intensifying cheering
  • 47:19 - 47:25
    h: laughs
    Aud: Rematch, Rematch, Rematch,...
  • 47:25 - 47:31
    h: Rematch? Really? On more rematch. Now's
    the rematch now.
  • 47:31 - 47:37
    Aud: booing
    h: No no no no no no the audience demanded it.
  • 47:37 - 47:51
    Last last chance very very very last
    chance now. In 3, 2, 1, go!
  • 47:51 - 47:58
    Oh no, I'm so sorry it's the same.
    So sorry. I mean...urghh.
  • 47:58 - 48:04
    Aud: Let them fight!
    h: Fight? Guys , that's not fighting
  • 48:04 - 48:15
    that's humiliating.
    Aud: Killerbee / Let them fight!
  • 48:15 - 48:18
    owner of Killerbee: She's dying!
    h: She's dying. What are you saying to the
  • 48:18 - 48:21
    situation?
    Killerbee: sad humming
  • 48:21 - 48:25
    h: Ah, no different.
    Aud: Let them fight!
  • 48:25 - 48:33
    h: Guys, you need to know what you- Slow
    robots.
  • 48:33 - 48:40
    How embarrassing. I mean Schrubbi
    moves outward like slowly now.
  • 48:42 - 48:51
    It's moving. Killerbee is still moving.
    It's vibrating.
  • 48:51 - 48:54
    Aud: shouting Audience
  • 48:54 - 49:00
    We ask the audience it has been
    the last time. No no no no no no no.
  • 49:00 - 49:04
    Aud: mumbling
  • 49:04 - 49:12
    Okay, should we... no no no no no we ask the
    audience or we wait until Schrubbi gets out.
  • 49:12 - 49:15
    Killerbee is dead?
    Killerbee: silence
  • 49:15 - 49:18
    h: disturbed sound Killerbee died!
    Aud: booing
  • 49:18 - 49:23
    h: Killerbee died! Sound check.
    Killerbee: silence
  • 49:23 - 49:30
    h: It's dead. I'm so sorry guys, don't
    hate me but the winner is Schrubbi.
  • 49:30 - 49:37
    Aud: intense booing with sporadic
    clapping
  • 49:37 - 49:44
    h: I'm so sorry...please next time build
    better robots. Killerbee! Second place!
  • 49:44 - 49:48
    Thank you very much don't let leave the
    stage. Do not leave the stage.
  • 49:48 - 49:53
    Aud: applause
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    h: Last time I forgot, but this year I will not.
  • 49:57 - 50:06
    So for the second place there will be
    a glorious box.
  • 50:06 - 50:08
    Aud: laughing
    h: For Killerbee a place to sleep.
  • 50:08 - 50:12
    And for the first place not well earned but, eh.
  • 50:12 - 50:16
    Aud: laughing
    h: Thank you very much for participating
  • 50:16 - 50:22
    Aud: applause
  • 50:22 - 50:39
    postroll music
    #ripkillerbee
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