Annoying Orange - The Dining (The Shining Spoof!)

[thunderclaps]

-I sure do appreciate you boys
volunteering to look after my

remarkably creepy hotel.
-Are you kidding?

This place is "a-maize-ing."
[laughs]

-Yeah. Should be terrifying.

-I'm with Pear. Little scared.

Hey, no jokes.
-Aw, come on, guys.

This place is just what
I need to finish my novel,

The Grape Gatsby.

-Well, that's a coinkidink.
My last caretaker was a grape.

-[nervously]:
Uh... was?

-Yes, but by the end
of the first week,

he'd shriveled into
something else entirely.

-What? Like a raisin?

-Worse-- a crazin!

-[babbling maniacally]

-FYI, the dining room
is wicked-haunted,

and you probably want to
steer clear of it altogether.

-(both) Huh?!
-Come on now, Crazin.

Let's get you to the nuthouse.

Later, fellas.
-[babbling maniaclly]

[grunts]

-So...
I'm having second thoughts.

-Orange too.
I think he already left.

-(Orange)
Hey! Hey, guys, hey!

You wouldn't believe
the size of this dining room!

-Gulp?
-I'm gonna go with double-gulp.

[thunderclaps,
spooky music plays]

[scream]

So far, so good.

We're one day in
and nobody's gone crazy.

-(Pear)
Speak for yourself.

-All work and no play
make Jack a dull toy.

All work and no play
make Jack a dull toy.

[laughs]

-Shouldn't you be
typing your novel?

-Type? I don't have any hands.
That's why I'm dictating it.

Siri,
read chapter one back to me.

-(Siri) All work and no play
makes Jack a dull toy.

[Orange laughs, Pear grumbles]

-Ridin' my three-wheeler,
ridin' along.

Ridin' through the hallway
as I make up this song.

-(both, eerily)
Come play with us.

-Whoa! Hey, where'd they go?

-(both)
Come play with us, Midget Apple.

-[startled yelp]
I prefer Little Apple.

-(both)
Come play with us.

-Okay, look,
I'm gonna open my eyes now,

and I want both of you
to be gone, okay?

Okay?

-(both)
Come play with us!

-[screaming in horror]

-Dude, I'm a little worried
about Midget Apple.

-Just a little?
[laughs]

-No, seriously, take a look.

-"Red rum"? I don't get it.

-Hello. That's "murder"
spelled backwards.

-Um, actually, I wrote that.

I'm literally a
bottle of red rum.

-Uh, okay.
But why write it on the wall?

-'Cause I've got an
attitude problem, man.

Any more brain-busters?

-Actually, yeah.
Why are you here?

-Oh, that's 'cause I'm a ghost,

and if you can see me,
that means you're going insane.

[both scream]

-Dude, look at this picture.

-Hey, those are
the twin pops I met.

-And there's Red Rum.

-And...
is that the Kool-Aid Man?

-Oh, it gets weirder.
Look at the back row.

-Whoa... that's us.

[thumping]
-Uh... do you hear that?

[thumping continues]
-Huh? Hear what?

-Heeere's Orange!
[laughs crazily]

[both screaming]

What? It was an ax-ident.
[laughs]

-[whimpers] We've been
running all day from Orange.

I can't take it anymore!

-There, the elevator.
We have to get to it before--

-It's closing! Oh no!
-(Pear) Oh no!

-YOLO!
[laughs]

-Oh no!
-Oh yeah!

Oh no.

[Pear and Midget Apple scream]

-Aah! Hey, not cool, man.

[laughs]
Get it? Cool man?

[screams]

-And that's pretty much
the end of it.

Little Apple and I barely
made it out in one piece.

-Well, you guys seem like
you're doing all right now.

-I don't know.

Sometimes I feel like
we'll never be the same.

-(Orange)
Tell me about it.

This is the worst case of
Kool-Aid tongue I've ever had.

[laughter]

Ax!
-Oh!

-Hey-hey, fruit-ballers!
If you love Fruit Carnage,

you're gonna love my
new video game Splatter Up!,

available on iTunes
and Google Play now!

Smack fruit all
over the kitchen

to get high scores
and awesome food kills.

Download it now and see if

you can knock my high-score
out of the park! [laughs]

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[laughs]
Knife!