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[thunderclaps]

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-I sure do appreciate you boys
volunteering to look after my

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remarkably creepy hotel.
-Are you kidding?

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This place is "a-maize-ing."
[laughs]

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-Yeah. Should be terrifying.

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-I'm with Pear. Little scared.

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Hey, no jokes.
-Aw, come on, guys.

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This place is just what
I need to finish my novel,

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The Grape Gatsby.

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-Well, that's a coinkidink.
My last caretaker was a grape.

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-[nervously]:
Uh... was?

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-Yes, but by the end
of the first week,

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he'd shriveled into
something else entirely.

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-What? Like a raisin?

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-Worse-- a crazin!

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-[babbling maniacally]

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-FYI, the dining room
is wicked-haunted,

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and you probably want to
steer clear of it altogether.

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-(both) Huh?!
-Come on now, Crazin.

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Let's get you to the nuthouse.

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Later, fellas.
-[babbling maniaclly]

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[grunts]

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-So...
I'm having second thoughts.

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-Orange too.
I think he already left.

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-(Orange)
Hey! Hey, guys, hey!

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You wouldn't believe
the size of this dining room!

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-Gulp?
-I'm gonna go with double-gulp.

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[thunderclaps,
spooky music plays]

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[scream]

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So far, so good.

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We're one day in
and nobody's gone crazy.

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-(Pear)
Speak for yourself.

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-All work and no play
make Jack a dull toy.

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All work and no play
make Jack a dull toy.

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[laughs]

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-Shouldn't you be
typing your novel?

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-Type? I don't have any hands.
That's why I'm dictating it.

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Siri,
read chapter one back to me.

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-(Siri) All work and no play
makes Jack a dull toy.

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[Orange laughs, Pear grumbles]

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-Ridin' my three-wheeler,
ridin' along.

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Ridin' through the hallway
as I make up this song.

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-(both, eerily)
Come play with us.

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-Whoa! Hey, where'd they go?

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-(both)
Come play with us, Midget Apple.

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-[startled yelp]
I prefer Little Apple.

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-(both)
Come play with us.

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-Okay, look,
I'm gonna open my eyes now,

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and I want both of you
to be gone, okay?

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Okay?

51
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-(both)
Come play with us!

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-[screaming in horror]

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-Dude, I'm a little worried
about Midget Apple.

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-Just a little?
[laughs]

55
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-No, seriously, take a look.

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-"Red rum"? I don't get it.

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-Hello. That's "murder"
spelled backwards.

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-Um, actually, I wrote that.

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I'm literally a
bottle of red rum.

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-Uh, okay.
But why write it on the wall?

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-'Cause I've got an
attitude problem, man.

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Any more brain-busters?

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-Actually, yeah.
Why are you here?

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-Oh, that's 'cause I'm a ghost,

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and if you can see me,
that means you're going insane.

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[both scream]

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-Dude, look at this picture.

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-Hey, those are
the twin pops I met.

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-And there's Red Rum.

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-And...
is that the Kool-Aid Man?

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-Oh, it gets weirder.
Look at the back row.

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-Whoa... that's us.

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[thumping]
-Uh... do you hear that?

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[thumping continues]
-Huh? Hear what?

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-Heeere's Orange!
[laughs crazily]

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[both screaming]

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What? It was an ax-ident.
[laughs]

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-[whimpers] We've been
running all day from Orange.

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I can't take it anymore!

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-There, the elevator.
We have to get to it before--

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-It's closing! Oh no!
-(Pear) Oh no!

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-YOLO!
[laughs]

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-Oh no!
-Oh yeah!

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Oh no.

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[Pear and Midget Apple scream]

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-Aah! Hey, not cool, man.

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[laughs]
Get it? Cool man?

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[screams]

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-And that's pretty much
the end of it.

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Little Apple and I barely
made it out in one piece.

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-Well, you guys seem like
you're doing all right now.

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-I don't know.

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Sometimes I feel like
we'll never be the same.

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-(Orange)
Tell me about it.

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This is the worst case of
Kool-Aid tongue I've ever had.

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[laughter]

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Ax!
-Oh!

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-Hey-hey, fruit-ballers!
If you love Fruit Carnage,

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[laughs]
Knife!