Undercover Boss: Starkiller Base - SNL

Announcer: Each week, we follow the boss of
a major organization as they go undercover

to find out what's really going on in their
company.

This is Undercover Boss: Star Killer Base

Kylo Ren is the commander of the First
Order. A massive regime dedicated to

wiping out the Galactic Resistance.

Kylo is going undercover among Star Killer
Base personnel as Matt, a radar technician.

Kylo: We get so caught up in restoring the
galaxy to its rightful state, that we miss

what's going on behind the scenes. I'm
looking forward to having some real talk

with some real folks.

(jaunty music)

Female Announcer: We put hidden cameras
in an employee common area, and no one

has any idea that "Matt" is their boss, Kylo Ren.

(jaunty music)

Hi. I'm Matt. I'm a radar technician.

You know, work is work.

Matt: Yeah, totally. What do you guys think
of Kylo Ren? Do you guys believe when he

says he's going to finish what Darth Vader
started?

Yeah, he's trying to accomplish something
that's never been done in the history of the

galaxy. You know? Rule everything? That's
impressive, I admire the guy.

Matt: Yes, exactly! Exactly!

Technician: Ok, Ok. It's real easy. All you
got to do is rewire the calcinator.

Matt: So, remove this?

What's wrong with you? Why is it so
hard for you to understand!

Matt: I don't know but can you please
stop yelling at me? You're starting to

stress me out!

I have a new found respect for what
my employees do.

I haven't had my muffin yet, Matt.

It's not as easy as I had presumed.

(crash)

Hey you kicked my wrench!

Have you guys seen Kylo Ren's light saber?

Not it's not, it's awesome. Here let me
go see if I can find it. I'll show it to you.

(light saber buzzes)

Look I found Kylo Ren's light saber. Look at
it up close.

That thing looks dangerous, man. And poorly
made, like a little kid made it.

Then you don't have to look at it any more!

(crash, electric noise)

I'm 90% sure Matt is Kylo Ren.

We lost our son back in April. He was in
the Storm Trooper program, and uh, we're

getting by.

Oh man.

Sorry about that.

Must be hard.

Hearing that Zach lost his son, really
struck a nerve with me.

Especially since I'm the one that killed him.

Hey, I ran into Kylo Ren in the bathroom.
He told me to give you this.

Zach: After the rain, comes the rainbow.

(reading) Sorry I killed your son, Kylo.

This means something to me now.

And he said that Kylo Ren had an eight-pack.
That Kylo Ren was shredded.

What? Your friend's a liar, man. Kylo Ren's
a punk bitch

(choking noises)

Zach: Tim? Tim!
Matt: Oh no, he's choking on food.

I see what's in your mind.

It... is...

stupid!

(crash, electric noises)

Dude, Matt straight-up sucks!

Matt: I have a bomb-shell announcement
to make, guys. I am not Matt. I'm-

(all at once)
Kylo Ren.

Zach: You're Kylo Ren.
Tim: You are Kylo Ren, we know.

Tim: I mean, when you threw me through
the soda machine...

Zach: I knew from: "Hi, I'm Matt."

We really connected today. I'm promoting
you to Superior Officer.

Thank you sir!

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subscribe. Now it's laser time!

Pew! Pew! Pew!