Showing Revision 2 created 11/01/2013 by eamoore333.

1. Title:
   SNL Highlight: GIRLS Promo
2. Description:

   An Albanian girl named Blerta moves to Brooklyn and offers sage advice to Hannah, Marnie, Jessa and Shoshanna.

   Cast:
   Noël Wells: Hannah Horvath
   Cecily Strong: Marnie Michaels
   Kate McKinnon: Jessa Johansson
   Vanessa Bayer: Shoshanna Shapiro
   Tina Fey: Blerta
   Taran Killam: Adam Sackler

   Original air date: September 28, 2013

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   SNL Highlight: GIRLS Promo
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   Honestly I feel like I'm living the life
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   I was meant to be living,
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   I just wish it was the life I wanted to be living.
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   [sigh of frustration]
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   I had my entire future scripted,
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   and now it feels like someone else is doing a rewrite
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   I just find orgys so boring
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    [sobbing]
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    Today an old man on the subway told me to shutup
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    I mean, omfmg, I don't think I talk too much
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    I mean, you guys would tell me if I talk too much
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    I mean I don't think I do, right?
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    I have roof over head
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    for this, I thank God.
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    If you're going to live with me,
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    you should know I have OCD
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    I also have OCD.
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    [surprised] Cool! You're obsessive-compulsive too?
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    No, I have old cow disease.
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    It's when old cow bites you and disease
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    infects the skin...it's why I have rubber hand.
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    Honestly, your life is like so much
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    more interesting than mine.
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    It's just not fair!
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    I mean, so what, I have sex with a cab driver, right?
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    It's called being free.
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    You are prostitute?
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    No it's not prostitution if you don't get paid.
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    You are unpaid prostitute. You are lower than dog.
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    Thank you.
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    I love your outfit by the way, where did you get that?
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    A fire.
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    Ooh.
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    Sheik.
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    I mean, don't get me wrong, Ray is great, but there
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    are times that I wish that he were someone else, you know?
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    or, not that he was someone else but that
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    I was someone else, and that
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    Don't speak!
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    If you speak they will know you are simple.
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    If they know you are simple, they will
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    drown you in river.
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    I am very hungry.
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    Please, may I eat doughnut from your head?
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    My ex-boyfriend is an internet millionaire.
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    My ex-boyfriend is buried in shallow grave.
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    On windy days the dirt covering
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    him blows away and you can see skull
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    Oh Milat, why did you stare at the mayor?
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    Well I don't know what you want from me kid. We belong together.
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    Why can't you see, that I deserve better than you?
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    Because I can see it. And Blerta can see it.
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    You will never do better than this man.
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    He is strong like ox, you are weak and soft and dressed like baby.
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    I just don't know how anything is gonna turn out!
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    It's ok, you are only 15.
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    No I'm not, I'm 24
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    24, what the [bleep] is wrong with you?