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← [TRANSLATED] Romeo & Juliet vs Bonnie & Clyde. Epic Rap Battles of History. [CC]

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Showing Revision 2 created 11/12/2015 by Ryan Moulton.

  1. I'll handle this darling
  2. I'm known to fire off some BAR's
  3. cause if these lovers cross me
  4. they're gonna end up seeing stars
  5. I mean I'll let you go first
  6. but damn sure I'm gettin' licks in
  7. on this hissy fittin' rich kid
  8. and this prepubescent vixen
  9. I'm sick of them
  10. let's beat 'em then
  11. and we can rob 'em blind
  12. I'll stick this punk up from the front
  13. I'll take this broad from behind
  14. and pop a cap in the ass
  15. of the last Capulet heiress
  16. give miss no nights in Paris
  17. a reason to cry to her parents
  18. Oh!
  19. Romeo O Romeo
  20. wherefore you tryin to flow yo?
  21. mofo you soft as a froyo
  22. are those the drapes or your clothes bro?
  23. there's gonna be a tragedy
  24. make you ache like your balls
  25. on the balcony
  26. Barrow gang put their money
  27. where their mouth is
  28. spit sick like a plague
  29. on both your houses
  30. My love
  31. your face is beauty to behold
  32. I will protect thine honor
  33. from these dust bowl dildos
  34. a moment's break from your gaze
  35. is an eternity past
  36. so together we shall both
  37. put these bitches on blast
  38. en guard
  39. thou artless beetle headed flax wench
  40. the only insult you have thrust
  41. upon me is thine stench
  42. why don't you twist upon these nuts?
  43. I hear you're good with a wrench
  44. the dismal state of your raps
  45. should be a federal offense
  46. and you there
  47. wench with the neck of a chicken
  48. you'll get an ass rippin' worse
  49. than your boyfriend's in prison
  50. you're not a true romance
  51. you're just a conjugal visit
  52. oh but that's not even
  53. your real husband now is it?
  54. hey partner
  55. you best put a muzzle on your missus
  56. 'fore I teach her how we handle
  57. disrespect down in Texas
  58. do you quarrel sir?
  59. ho, shall I draw my long sword
  60. or will you duck your
  61. chicken shit ass back into your Ford
  62. how could you beat my man
  63. in some mano a mano?
  64. you can't protect your best friend
  65. from some John Leguizamo
  66. no no my Romeo
  67. will beat your beau
  68. in contest blow for blow
  69. he will do upon thine dick
  70. what you hath done upon your toe
  71. oh, I am killed
  72. what irony is this?
  73. the lead role shot down
  74. by a failed actress
  75. then I shall kill myself
  76. on my stomach I shall lie
  77. so you louts can lick my ass
  78. thus with a dis I die
  79. oops nevermind
  80. my flesh was merely grazed
  81. where's Romeo?
  82. oh Nomeo!
  83. there's poison on your face
  84. oh happy dagger
  85. pierce me true
  86. persuade my breath to stop
  87. sheath yourself inside my heart
  88. and like the beat I drop
  89. well that was tragic
  90. that did not go as expected
  91. woulda done that boy some good
  92. to just wait a couple seconds
  93. it's kinda sad though really
  94. so young to have just died
  95. well at least we got each other
  96. just Bonnie
  97. and
  98. Who won?
  99. Who's next?
  100. You decide