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Just Between Us ft. James Deen

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    I just order my bagel and I say
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    'bagel with cream cheese'
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    and then I just let 'em--
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    A: That's risky!
    J: Just see what they're gonna do!
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    G: Um. Who?
    J: I don't like to tell people what to do.
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    Who is your friend?
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    Well, actually
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    we met last night and
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    it kind of has to do with
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    the question this week,
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    so I thought he could help
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    on the show!
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    I really like him!
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    You met last night and he's still here?
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    Yep!
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    Uh, Welcome to Just Between Us!
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    ♪ (groovy music) ♪
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    Um, Allison.
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    Do you know what- You don't
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    recognize him?
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    I mean, he looks like a lot of boys
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    I went to camp with.
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    You haven't seen him before?
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    Maybe on the internet?
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    Oh do you have a
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    YouTube show, too?
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    Um, not a YouTube show.
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    He works in porn.
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    Like as a grip?
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    Remember last night when I
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    told you that I do porn?
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    I thought you were like, kidding.
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    And it was like an alternative
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    pick-up line.
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    You thought a real person's name
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    was James Deen?
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    Yeah! It's happened before!
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    Like one time,
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    to a very famous person!
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    And that wasn't even
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    his real name!
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    But, last night
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    we like did nothing!
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    Well, yeah!
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    Because I'm not gonna, like,
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    violate your boundaries.
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    You said you didn't feel comfortable
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    so we just cuddled.
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    I'm not gonna like--
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    So but, you've had sex
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    with just like tons of women?
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    I mean,
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    maybe if you like,
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    what's tons? 2000 pounds?
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    Allison.
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    You're being very mean right now.
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    How am I being mean!?
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    I had no idea I went home
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    with a porn star!
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    -G: Because--
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    The most adventurous person
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    I've ever been with was just
    unemployed!
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    I think that this was a very good step
    for you
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    in terms of getting out of
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    your head and your comfort zone
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    and becoming the person
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    that I wish you were.
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    We're not gonna like date?
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    (stutters) Do you date girls?
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    Yeah, of course I date girls.
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    Isn't that like bringing your
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    work home with you?
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    Have you ever had cake?
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    Yeah.
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    You like cake?
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    Yeah!
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    Kay, now once you eat cake,
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    and you're done eating cake,
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    you're like 'okay,
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    I'm gonna not eat cake for a little bit'.
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    Then like after you finish that,
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    and then there's more cake,
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    do you want more cake?
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    I think he's talking about sex.
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    -G: Mhmm.
    -A: I think cake is sex.
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    No I'm actually
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    just asking if you wanted to go
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    get some cake with me sometime?
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    That would be nice!
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    ♪ (groovy music) ♪
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    I can't bring you to Rash Hashanah!
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    This doesn't
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    make any sense!
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    What do you mean?
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    I'm Jewish!
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    I go to Rosh Hashanah every year!
Title:
Just Between Us ft. James Deen
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
02:24

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