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I just order my bagel and I say

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'bagel with cream cheese'

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and then I just let 'em--

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A: That's risky!
J: Just see what they're gonna do!

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G: Um. Who?
J: I don't like to tell people what to do.

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Who is your friend?

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Well, actually

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we met last night and

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it kind of has to do with

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the question this week,

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so I thought he could help

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on the show!

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I really like him!

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You met last night and he's still here?

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Yep!

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Uh, Welcome to Just Between Us!

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♪ (groovy music) ♪

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Um, Allison.

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Do you know what- You don't

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recognize him?

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I mean, he looks like a lot of boys

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I went to camp with.

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You haven't seen him before?

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Maybe on the internet?

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Oh do you have a

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YouTube show, too?

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Um, not a YouTube show.

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He works in porn.

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Like as a grip?

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Remember last night when I

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told you that I do porn?

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I thought you were like, kidding.

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And it was like an alternative

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pick-up line.

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You thought a real person's name

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was James Deen?

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Yeah! It's happened before!

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Like one time,

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to a very famous person!

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And that wasn't even

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his real name!

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But, last night

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we like did nothing!

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Well, yeah!

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Because I'm not gonna, like,

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violate your boundaries.

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You said you didn't feel comfortable

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so we just cuddled.

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I'm not gonna like--

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So but, you've had sex

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with just like tons of women?

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I mean,

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maybe if you like,

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what's tons? 2000 pounds?

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Allison.

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You're being very mean right now.

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How am I being mean!?

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I had no idea I went home

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with a porn star!

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-G: Because--

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The most adventurous person

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I've ever been with was just
unemployed!

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I think that this was a very good step
for you

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in terms of getting out of

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your head and your comfort zone

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and becoming the person

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that I wish you were.

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We're not gonna like date?

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(stutters) Do you date girls?

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Yeah, of course I date girls.

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Isn't that like bringing your

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work home with you?

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Have you ever had cake?

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Yeah.

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You like cake?

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Yeah!

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Kay, now once you eat cake,

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and you're done eating cake,

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you're like 'okay,

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I'm gonna not eat cake for a little bit'.

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Then like after you finish that,

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and then there's more cake,

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do you want more cake?

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I think he's talking about sex.

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-G: Mhmm.
-A: I think cake is sex.

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No I'm actually

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just asking if you wanted to go

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get some cake with me sometime?

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That would be nice!

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♪ (groovy music) ♪

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I can't bring you to Rash Hashanah!

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This doesn't

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make any sense!

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What do you mean?

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I'm Jewish!

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I go to Rosh Hashanah every year!