Buying The 9 Creepiest Things From Wish!

Merry Spookness !

Why is it so hard to close ?!

Oh my god

RAAAH

Go back there Tommy

Kinda want to sell that to the museum

for ten thousand bells

Anyway

some of my most disturbing videos

of the last two years

have been my wish videos

Wish, the website that sends you

super weird adverts

and you never know what you're gonna get!

We get something amazing

or something that sets your house on fire

the misteries are endless

Exemple A :

(heavy breathing)

So as a Halloween special I went on Wish

and searched the word "Spooky"

and got myself some of the things

that were recommended to me first

And even though Halloween's

not really the same this year

I can keep all this stuff

for future Halloween parties

when the apocalypse is over

(spooky music)

So this was the first thing

that was recommended to me (laugh)

which is actually quite disturbing

I feel like this is an alternate universe

Christmas dinner where the turkeys

are eating the people

do you want some gravy Matilda

Not to be a cannibal but I

(laugh)

Shouldn't start any sentences like that

but I feel like we taste pretty good

hmm salty

I didn't get that I don't think

did I get that ?

I think I got something skeleton

but maybe I chose a different one

This made me laugh because

(laugh)

You're sending some mixed messages

from this window

Do you want help

or do you want people not to enter

you can't have both, Susan

you need to pick

I didn't get that 'cause I thought

my neighbors would call the police

Next - Oh my God

yeah I forgot about this

(laugh)

I'm gonna have to censor his crotch

What the frick is going on here ?!

(laugh) you've got

Thor's hammer

zapping the peen

Is this infinity war 2?

Is that what's in Thano's pants?

Why is it in the spooky section?

I'm certanily not going to put 26 magnets

anywhere near me crotch

sorry

The second spooky thing was just this

computer generated image of a skeleton

So I don't know what

(laugh)

I don't know what I'm gonna get for this

but I'm excited

Not sure I'd trust a Wish tattoo on my body

But I might do it

for the science

I like this

and I wanted to give myself

some disco skeleton vibee so.

Added to my basket !

Then we've got a lot of

not scary stuff

(laugh)

Really?

Just imagine people unzipping it

to have a chat

I'm sure COVID just ignores that little

hole next to the zip as well

yeah that's great

very spooky

for all the wrong reasons

What's happening to her nose?

What is she sucking off it ?

No subtelty with this knock off Pennywise

He's like "Yep

I eat children. What of it?

Wear the t shirt "

(music)

I must have ordered one of these

I actually don't know which one I chose

that'll be an exciting mystery

when I open the packages

Aeh oh yeah

(laugh)

Moving dog mouth mascoo-

mascoot

mascot costume FURSTUIT MASK

I'm finally gonna become a furry

and live the dream

It's been so long since i ordered this

I've probably forgotten half of it

So prepare for some surprises as well

Before we delve into Wish

If you missed out on any of my new merch

We've had a restock

of the pumpkin spice candles

and also the long sleeves

I think this'll be the last restock

So if you wanna grab any

They're good for all year 'round

not just for Halloween

you can got to amazingphilshop.com

Alright

let's get opening

(spooky music)

What is this

A bag within a bag

Ooh! Multiple things!

What the frick ?!

I think I went a bit overboard

on this one lads

Alright let's start on a small one

What have we got here?

Ooh! It's the tattoos !

Am I gonna give myself a wish tattoo?

(laugh)

I think it's happening

Alright let's get the most spooky one

and put it on my body

That could be good on my face

Don't wanna know what's going on there

Spooky hands

That's a sexy demon

YeEeeeEE

Eat me... Senpai ?

That's a good one!

I'm gonna go with a good old scratch

Normally with these you just

wet it don't you?

Got my drink

(violin music)

Uh! Uh it's cold!

I've got someone coming to fix

the waching machine tomorrow

so I hope this washes off by then

or they'll just think I'm super cool

Thankfully it's not burning my face

so I think we're good

Moment of truth!

(music)

That looks so good!

This video is like 57% spookier now!

Well done Wish!

You've upped your game!

I thought that would just not work

or burn my face off

so Cullen me wrong

We're gonna go straight in

with a strong 4 stars

They send really short descriptions

of what's in the bags

and this one just says "coat."

(laugh)

I don't remember ordering a coat

What is this?

Oh! I forgot I got this!

It's a pumpkin suit!

this was like 2 pounds

Is this gonna fit me?

I think it could

It's happening

Got my frilly bits

I can't really move my arms in it

but it's actually pretty good

I can finally actually become

the pumpkin dance man

(spooky music)

Do you know that the most

googled thing about me is

"Is phil lester the pumpkin dance man"?

No it's not actually me

I'm sorry

it was a joke

The material is really cheap

it's basically made out of paper

I'm gonna give it 3 stars

This pumpkin is really failing me

Hello!

Noo! Noooo!

It's the scary man face!

Ohh! (laugh) it looks like

they've just sent someone's skin

(deep voice) Hello Clarisse

(saxophone music)

I'm going in

Uh!

I literally feel like

I'm wearing someone's skin

Wait I need to do my hair

The eyes are inverting

into my own eyeballs

Oh! Why are the eyes slits so small?

Hi guys! AmazingBill here

It's been a while since I've made a video

I missed ya

huh I need to get it off

I need to get it off!

Noo

Ah! It's stuck

my head is too big

(disgusted noises)

minus 3 stars

That was genuinely one of

the most disturbign things

I've done on Youtube

This is just described as "tools."

I'm quite scared

but also intrigued

It's just a creepy picture

of a little girl

how is this "tools"?

AH! (laugh)

Oh my god

no

Look at this!

So it's just like "lalala

why is this creepy?" BOO

That's so good!

Holograms aren't usually that good

Are these called holograms?

I don't know

whatever

I'm just gonna put this on the wall

to creep people out

Wish! you are knocking it out of the

sack today! the sack?

the park

I'm gonna give it 4 stars

Alright what are you I'm just gonna

reach in the bag UH! UH!

it's squishy! Oh it's a human tongue!

That looks quite real

Why was this on the list of things

I was like: Yep

Thanks Phil in the past

Ewww that is really gross

Let me find my order for this

'cause I don't remember the product page

Oh there it is!

I think they might've exagarated

the lenght a little bit on that woman

this is like the opposite

of visual ASMR

It's meant to be like a prank

so you put it in you mouth-

I'm gonna be honest it stinks

so I'm not gonna put it

in my mouth

I look like an emoji!

(throat noises)

And then you grab it and you're "Oh

my god what's happeing to me! Linda!"

Or you could just do something kinky

I don't know

it's gross

I don't like that I own it

2 stars

What is next

in my spooky selection?

Hello! Oh I was excited by this!

A wall climbing spider!

Gravity defying technology,

drives anywhere

It's quite cute actually

it' not like a horrible tarentula

Alright I found a switch on its ass

Ooh! its eyes light up did you see that!

Hellooo

And then.. AH

Oh I guess that's-

that's so loud-

I guess that's how it sticks to the wall

Guys!

Alright here we go

Nooo!

This is like, incredible!

I can't believe it

OH!

Sorry

Be free!

Is it actually gonna work

on the ceiling?

Look at this!

Woooh!

(laugh)

oh no!

(spooky music)

Well that's officially the best thing

I've ever experienced soo

that is 9 stars out of 5

I don't think we're gonna top it

in this video guys

What's this?

Oh it's the creepy LED mask!

Feels very cheap

don't wanna strap these electrics

to my face

gonna do it

That's quite scary looking anyway

I'm not sure where you put the wire

like where are you gonna hide this?

I guess you'd put it down your shirt

or something

You can't really tell it's on

it's making a very high pitched

buzzing noise next to my eye

which is scaring me

Alright let's turn the lights off

(stumbles) ow

That's coo! You gotta be in a pretty

dark room to get the full effect

but I like it

I'm gonna give it a 3 and a half

it's doing its thing

the buzzing is scaring me though

I just pressed it again

and it is in dance mode!

(party music)

i've got to up my estimations

it's getting a 4

Definitely gonna use that next Halloween!

(singing) "What is spook

baby don't spook me"

what is this?

Why is it wet?

Oh it's the skeleton!

We got the skeleton!

It's a lot smaller than i thought

it would be

But it's high quality actually!

Maybe I could serve.a roast dinner

in this like the picture

Oh no

(slowed down) but it's high quality actually

Rest in peace, can i get that back on?

Oh it is quite tall, it's just got

very long legs

I'm gonna give him a - no not five - 4

Ooh! Oh it's the (laugh)

the best 'til last

It's my fursuit!

it's finally here!

its got some very derpy eyes

this mask doesn't stink inside

but it looks very eeh sinister in there

What is THAT? it's what

I'm about to put my face into

let's just do it

wooh

(howl)

Is it what it's like inside a fursuit?

It's kind of satisfying

It says the mouth should open though

Oh! Oh okay

Helloooo

oh my god that's so weird

It's pretty much impossible

to open the mouth

Furries if this is what it's like

inside your suits, then

10 points for dedication from me

I respect you massively

I'm gonna give this a 5

Okay the eyes are fully steamed up

I can't see anything

There could be a murderer in the room

with me right now

(scary sound) (gasp)

(cough)

I just breathed in some fur

Ew it went in my mouth

Set me free!

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I hope you have a fun spooky season

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(laugh)

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Goodbye!