Evildea Should NOT be a Teacher! | Evildea Devus NE Esti Instruisto!

Hello all

I'm Evildea. Your God.

and today the craziest thing ever

happened to me and

I just need to tell you about it

So, you probably already know that

I have students

Can you see that I want

to tell you about this?

I have students

and they come to my house

and I usually teach them English

but some times I also, for example,

teach history and other interesting things

So, for example, I have one student

and she comes every Sunday with her mum

and they sit at the table

with me and we just read through the text

and divide it into parts

to understand each part of the text

because she doesn't understand

the entirety of the text that well

She can understand each word individually

but not in a great mess

So, she can't ...

I guess, understand the text in its entirety

So, we read the text

and today's text is about

voting in a democracy

So, we read it and she just couldn't

under the text

and ... I must say

She sat next to me and her mother next to her

and she just looked at her mother

and then looked at me and said

"I don't understand voting.

How does it work?"

and at first, of course, I tried

to clear up how it functions in government

but that didn't help at all

So, then I tried to explain

how it works through the school system

and then she started to understand it

a little better but not much

So, I decided that I needed to totally simplify

the subject for her and said,

"Imagine, that now I, you and your mum

we're sitting in a great big hall

full of people

and at the, I guess, stage of the hall

there's a uni student and he says to everyone

"You can, from now, eat chocolate or poo"

and when I say "poo", I used ...

I choose the English word "poo"

which isn't that bad of a word

and I said, "you can eat

chocolate or poo - you have two choices"

and she said, "Of course,

I don't want to eat poo

I would take chocolate"

and I said, "yes, yes! you can choose!"

and she said, "ok, so I want chocolate"

and I said, "Well, you don't only choose

the entire hall needs to choose"

and she said, "So, I would choose chocolate

he can have poo"

and I said, "No, no you need to choose together.

So, imagine that fifty percent of the hall

for example choose chocolate

then, that would mean that not enough people

choose it. So, sixty people need

to choose chocolate in order to get it"

and she said, "Ah I think I understand"

and I said, "ok"

and I grabbed three pieces of paper

and I said, "Ok, you need to write

your choice on this paper"

and she said, "Ok"

So, I gave one piece of paper to her

and one to her mum

and I said, "Ok, choose but

don't show me what you chose"

and she said, "Oh ok" and

she took it and very secretly

started writing chocolate.

I could see the movements of her pen

and he mum began writing,

I guess chocolate

and I thought, "Ok, now I want

to show what would happen if someone else

didn't choose chocolate"

So, I wrote "poo"

and I said, "Ok,

place your paper

in the middle of the table,

don't show us what you wrote

because the choices must be anonymous"

and she said, "Oh ok"

So, each placed their paper

into the middle of the table

and I moved it like this

and them I grabbed the first

and it said, "Chocolate"

and I said, "Ah great, so

we have one vote for chocolate.

That means that we need one more

to have chocolate"

and she said, "Oh ok, ok, ok"

She started to understand

So I gave her chocolate

Well no ... not real chocolate

I gave her the paper

which had chocolate written on it

and then I choose the second

and it said "poo"

and I said, "Uuuu one person has chosen poo

that isn't good"

and then I could see the girl

and she sat up straight a little in her chair

and I could see her eyes

widen a little

and she thought "Oh no

what would happen if someone choose poo again"

and I ... I sat there and thought

"This is really good"

and I grabbed this third piece and

I thought, "Ah this is the mum's paper,

I guess"

and I saw it, and I became shocked

because it said "poo"

it seemed that her mum had the same idea

as me and I said

"It says poo"

and the girl said, "I don't want poo

I don't want to eat poo"

and I could see that she was totally shocked

and I said, "No, no, no that doesn't mean

of course, we're not eating poo.

Don't think like that"

and her mum sat there and thought ...

I could see that she was thinking

"Oh shit, how did I do that"

It was the funniest thing

because the girl sat there

extremely worried and thought

"Do I have to eat poo"

and after that I decided that

I wouldn't run that exercise again

but now she understands

how voting works really well

and I just wanted to share that with you

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and I'll see you all in the next film

and if you're not there

You must eat poo!