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Yeah! (grunts)
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(Ian) Shut up!!
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You just gotta hold your sword up
to build your power energy.
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(narrator) Hey, stupid cosplayer!
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I'm not stupid!
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I am.
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(narrator) Are you tired of being losers
without a real Master Sword?
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A real Master Sword exists?!
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(narrator) That's right!
And here it is!
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(screaming)
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(moaning)
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Cool!
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♪ If you want your life to get better ♪
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♪ In a blink ♪
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♪ Use the Master Sword ♪
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♪ Just like Link ♪
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Can't wait to show this to my mom.
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(narrator) Master Sword can help you
with all sorts of things.
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Now you can borrow money,
just like Link!
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Sorry, mom, but I gotta do this.
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Do what?
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(screams)
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(porcelain shatters)
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Ooh, sweet! 25 cents.
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(narrator) Sew your girly tights,
just like Link!
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Sew, sew, sew, sew!
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(narrator) Stock Broker,
just like Link!
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Sell, sell, sell!
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Stop right there, cosplayer!
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I'm sorry!
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I'm just trying to rush to the hospital
to fix this stab wound.
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Don't care.
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(narrator) Get out of at ticket,
just like Link!
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What-What are you doing?
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No! (grunts)
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Justice served. Hurumph!
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(narrator) Um...yeah.
-
You can kill prostitutes,
just like Link!
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Excuse me, just one moment.
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Uh, why do you assume
all prostitutes are women?
-
That's so sexist.
-
There are plenty
of male prostitutes out there.
-
(narrator) Let's just be
politically correct and say
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you can kill people that you
sometimes pay for sexual favors
-
that are sometimes men,
just like Link!
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I have a penis!
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All right!
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(narrator) You don't have to take
my word for it, though.
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Listen to all these!
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Hey, wake up!
Are you still with me?
-
I can see the white light.
I'm coming, grandma.
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(narrator) Great!
Now listen to these satisfied customers.
-
I don't understand why people
don't realize how much better
-
- Xbox games are--
- (narrator) This is the best money
-
I ever spent.
Now I can be just like Link.
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Thank you, Master Sword!
-
This sword is great!
How do I get one of my own?
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(narrator) Here!
Just take this one.
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(groans)
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(whimpers) Seriously?!
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Sweet! Thanks.
-
Gimmie all your money
or I'll shoot ya
-
and stick my finger in your belly button
so the situation gets really awkward.
-
(wind whistles)
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What do I do now?!
-
You just gotta hold your sword up
to build your power energy!
-
Duh!
-
All right, here I go!
-
♪ (video game music) ♪
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How come nothing's working?
-
(narrator) What?!
It's a fake replica sword
-
from a video game!
Ugh, stupid cosplayer.
-
So it's not real?
-
- (gunshot)
- Ugh!
-
What the f*ck?!
-
♪ If you want your life to get better ♪
-
♪ In a blink ♪
-
♪ Use the Master Sword ♪
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♪ Just like Link ♪
-
(Anthony) Hey, guys.
If you haven't already seen
-
the Honest Game Trailer
for Super Smash Brothers,
-
you need to!
Click the video on the right.
-
It's awesome.
-
(Honest Trailer guy) Enjoy the best
multi-player experience since Flip Cup,
-
where you can beat your friends
and ruin your friendships at the same time!
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(Ian) Or if you wanna see deleted scenes
and bloopers from this video...
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Sell, sell, sell!
-
Why did I have to hit it so hard?
-
(narrator) Lose your job,
just like Link!
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You're fired.
-
..click the box on the left.
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(shrill voice) Click the subscribe button,
just like Link!
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(Ian) What is that accent?
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(Anthony) That's an Australian accent.
It's perfect.
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(Ian) Okay, it was pretty good.
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(Anthony) Thanks.
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