The Epic Hand Washing Parody

We need good hy hygiene to keep livin’!

Lather up for 20 whole seconds
and ya kill it.

Gotta make time, so the germs
don’t keep winning.

We need good hy hygiene.

The Hand Washing Song
Peter Hollens

Mama said,

to me everyday,

"wash your hands,

and don’t touch your face".

Hand sanitizer,

soap and hot water.

After everything, when
you do anything.

So you're a tough guy:

like to touch the muck guy,

like to keep your palms dry,

cough into your hands guy.

I'm that clean type:

like to see it gleam type,

trust the CDC type,

scrub the surface sheen type.

I'm the BATH guy.

DUH!

Now watch it DRIP! (Kill it!)

Now you WAIT, WAIT! (20 seconds!)

Now watch it DRIP, DRIP! (with soap!)

NOW you WAIT, WAIT!

Don’t touch your face. (Don’t.)

Don’t touch your face. (Don’t do it!)

Don’t touch your face.
Don’t touch your face.

Now watch it DRIP! (Kill it!)

Now you WAIT, WAIT! (20 seconds!)

Now watch it DRIP, DRIP!

Now you WAIT, WAIT! (Watch me doing it!)

Catch that sneeze, bro.

Shouldn't use your hands better
in that sleeve through!

If you gotta cough catch
it in your elbow.

No shaking hands,
we can wave for hello!

Don’t go out bro!

We don't wanna spread any
more disease, so.

We should follow everything
the CDC knows.

You'll be feeling better in a
couple weeks though.

(I mean, I hope so.)

I have a hands,

I have a soap…

UH! Soapy Hands!

You just got home late

& got cooking on your brain.

You can save the day!

mmhmm

If you wash the germs away.

mmhmm

'Cause the water’s gonna spray,
spray, spray, spray, spray.

For 20 seconds while you
wait, wait, wait, wait.

Baby, then you’re gonna shake,
shake, shake, shake, shake.

Shake it Off!!!

Shake if Off!!!

Germs like you don’t
belong on guys like me,

I’m gonna wash my hands,

I’m gonna keep em clean, yeah yeah.

Germs like you

don’t belong on guys like me.

I’m gonna stop the spread of
COVID-19, yeah yeah.

This soap, just like gold,

add hot water, best combo.

This sink for them mad germs.

Them sad germs.

That bad disease!

Soap hits ya, hallelujah. (hoo)

'Cause unclean funk
gon' give it to ya. (hoo)

'Cause unclean funk
gon' give it to ya.

'Cause unclean funk
gon' give it to ya.

Bad bugs, we bout to squash.

Don't believe me? Just wash!

Been workin out in back, (In back.)

but i’m feeling like a snack. (yum)

Time to wash up,

gonna make myself some Mac.
(And cheese!)

Now you know I’m sink-bound,

twenty second countdown.

Hot water, soap, rinse.

Lather and repeat now. (Rinse, rinse.)

Can’t nobody stop this scrubbin'?

Ya can’t stop this scrubbin'!

Yeah, I'm gonna take my
hands to a warm sink flow,

I'm gonna wash till my fingers glow.

I'm gonna take my hands
to a warm sink bowl,

I'm gonna wash so these
phalanges glow.

Wash your hands do do do do do do...

Wash your hands do do do do do do...

Wash your hands do do do do do do...

Wash your hands…

No but, seriously!

Hello everyone!

I hope that this finds you doing amazing...

Guys, that's all about protecting people who
cannot protect themselves.

So, wash your hands...

And stay home!

We can do this!

Together!!!

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how to keep yourself healthier,

or protect those around you...

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Sing while you wash
your hands too!

That's right!

And all the revenue for this song is going
to the Global Relief Effort,

for this virus...

Let's kick it's butt!

We can do this...

Thanks guys!

Thanks!