36C3 - Hebocon

36C3 preroll music

whistling

honky: Welcome…

to the final of the 36c3
of Hebocon, please.

So, Hebocon, it's from
the Japanese word "heboi"

it means "poor in quality", "poor
in ability", "crappy" and "embarrassing"!

Audience: cheering, whistling and applause

h: It's about making things from trash.

Learning about simple electronics and
tinkering with friends and kids

and it's about robots!

Aud: cheering, whistling and applause

First things first we need to talk about
the rules, quick and easy.

So there will be a plate, it's over there,
it's roughly about 50 centimeters about…

uh… to 100 centimeters. It's not.

It's about two robots on this plate
moving together.

It's only a fight if they touch,
remember this.

If some of the robots fall off the plate
it's out.

If they fall off and lose their
ability to move it's out.

It's okay to partly move some parts
out of the area.

It's okay to move… to lose the head
but we'll see about that.

It's only a fight if they touch.

And if they don't touch we do a rematch.

I will decide on random how much we will
repeat it.

So when in doubt I will ask you

because you decide, you are the audience,
you are right!

Aud: more cheering, whistling and applause

h: To make things safe
we have some additional rules:

500 grams, no high-tech,
no harm to people, no epic laser swords.

Just to see who's messing with it.

(Next slide)

Last year we have a epic battle
between Balzig(?) and Schrubbi.

Aud: cheering

But this year we had to build some new
robots who have worthy opponents.

We built 36 new wealthy…
healthy challengers

So 36 robots are ready to fight.

Aud: cheering

h: Because 36 fighting each other
on the main stage would be a bit hard

we had a pre-final so it's 16 now
but we'll see.

(Next slide)

Let's get ready to fight! Number 1 and
number 2, please, to the stage.

Aud: cheering

h: Hi~ what is the name of your robot?
(Wie heißt dein Roboter?)

Participant 1: Mein Roboter heißt Coffee dust.

h: Coffee dust! Number?…

1.

And the second challenger,
number 2, is called…

Participant 2: Stolzer Hahn.
h: Stolzer Hahn! Pride cock! laughing

Ok, don't let's waste time.

3

2

1

Go!

Urrrrrgggghhh.

I'm so sorry but big cock won.

Sorry, sorry, big cock won. So sorry.
Nice to had you here, sorry.

(Danke schön, Big Cock hat gewonnen,
der große Hahn. Tut mir leid.)

Sometimes it's that quick.

Number 3 and number 4, please,
to the stage.

Aud: laughter

Whew.

Hi~ which number?

Participant 1a: This is Killerbiene.

h: Killerbiene. And which number it has?

Participant 1b: Number 3.
h: Number 3 is called Killer Bee.

Aaand its opponent is…
Participant 2: It's called Schwammer.

h: Schwammer! What is it made of?

chuckles

Number 4 against number 3.

Aud: laughter and cheering for Killerbiene

3

2

1

Go!

Okay.

Okay.

No no no no no no no no no.

No touch, no fight! Remember
this guys and girls and whatever.

Please do it again, come on.

Okay, now remember
to touch it's about nearness.

3

2

1

Go!

Aud: whistling

h: Aahhh… no touch, no fight.

People, let's do it again.

Remember it's maybe only
three times I get this done.

3

2

1

Go!

A touch!

Now it's about distance
or falling off the plate.

Oh, it's out! Number 4 is out,
number 3 wins and comes to the

next round! Killer Bee is the winner!
Thank you very much, thank you for

participating. Come again next year.

5 and 6, please.

5 and 6, please.

(Yeti)

5 and 6, please.

Take the largest and biggest ones.

Hi, so which number?

P1: 5.
h: Number 5. What is your robot called?

P1: Floppy.
h: Floppy. We know that it's the save

icon. And your robot how is it called?

P2: Zerstört.

h: Zerstört! Zerstört against Floppy.

In…

It's the only robot with an own
charging station. Nice!

Whatever. In…

3

2

1

Go!

Ah~ touch!

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Floppy what are you doing?

Zerstörer? There was a
touch, there is movement.

Okay, I think it's in

5

4

3

2

Oh. snickers

I enjoy this.

Oh no!

Ah~!

What is it doing?

I mean, we could redo that
but it's so much distance.

Oh no!

Ahhh!

Go on.

Ahhh!

It's taking so long.

Oh no.

Whose batteries run out?

I mean this one has a charging station.

whining

Should we redo it?

Yes?

No?

Okay.

Single person from the audience: Let them
fight!

Let them fight, okay, the Publi—
the people demand it.

And out! Floppy was out, I saw it!

It was out.

Sorry, Floppy, it's
high-tech anyways get it out of here!

Thank you, Zerstörer. You won this round I
think your number was number 6, right?

Nice, thank you for participating it was a
really long fight.

Aud: applause

So I think it's 7 and 8 now,
7 and 8, please, to the stage.

Oh, it's veterans!
I think we remember these.

Aha, how is this little fella called?

P1: Hartkäse.

h: Hartkäse! We remember that.

And I think
that is kind of rememberable also.

What is that one?
P2: The tape.

h: The tape! Okay, are you ready?
Okay, so in 3

2

1

Go!

Okay, hard cheese is moving quickly.
There was a touch I saw it. Touch.

Hard cheese is moving. Oh, oh, uh.

I have bad news. What does the
audience say? What should we do? Redo it?

I'm so sorry, we need to redo it. (Hard
Cheese, wir müssen das nochmal machen).

Okay, so now remember,
last chance in 3

2

1, go!

Oh, oh! Now it's hard cheese
who is dominating.

No, Tape, what are you
doing? Is this Oropax?

laughs

Oh no, oh no!

I mean we can ask the audience but
this is taking ages again.

Oh no!

Should we do it again
or should we ask the audience? Again?

Single person from the audience: Let them
fight!

Let them fight? Nooo, that's taking ages.
Let's do it again. Third time last time.

If it's not on time we will decide it by
the audience. So 3

2, 1, go!

Oh, okay. Cycles again, Hard Cheese.
How surprising.

Oh no. It's taking ages.

Okay, I think…

How much time do you guys got?
snickers

Okay I think we need to ask the audience.

I'm so sorry take out the engines.
Who is for Hard Cheese?

Aud: loud applause

h: Who is for The Tape?

Aud: louder applause

h: The audience is right! I'm so sorry.
(Es tut mir leid)

Tape won, which number, please?
7, number 7. Thank you very much for all

the participants especially for the short
people that are up just so late, thank

you. So now it's number 9 and number 10,
right? Number 9 and number 10 please to

the stage. Number 9 is already here. Or
maybe number 10, we'll see. Whew.

What is your robots name?
P1: Klaus.

h: Klaus. At least a name I can remember.
Oh, what is that?

Oh no you're losing parts
but it's okay it's not decided yet

So we have… no no no…
Okay. Klaus against…

P2: T… T Punkt Typhoon.

h: T point Typhoon! Klaus, make it! 3, oh.

laughter So maybe Typhoon can tell me
it's number.

What number was it?
P2: 10.

h: 10, okay.
Single person from audience: Typhoon!

3, 2

Oh. Okay!
3

2, 1!

No touch yet.
There's a touch! But it's taking ages

again. Guys, build faster robots! It's
about distance now, right? It's snail

distance. Oh~ now they stopped moving. Ha-
ha-how interesting. Uh, no it's not. Okay,

we do it again. Once more, come on.

Single person from Aud shouts: Let them kiss!

h: Let them kiss. Okay. Robot love is love

also. 3, 2, 1, go.

Oh guys, faster robots.
Oh no! I mean… it's like you need the

millimeter of tape and he does not make
it. Okay. Last time, third time and then

the audience decides.
I'm so sorry.

3, 2, oh. Hehe. 1, go!
It's still vibrating at

least. Touch, a touch, wow. If it's that
we are looking for. Guys, no, no sorry. I

mean they are moving but barely.
Aud: increasing cheering

h: There comes The Tape. Oh. Oh no.
Slowly but steady.

Ah. A typhoon has arrived.

Oh-ho-ho~ so long.
It's moving by a milimeter.

It's off! Klaus is out!
Long live typhoon.

Thank you very much, number
10, I think. Number 10 won. Thank you very

much for participating, thank you for
building robots so amazing. See you around

typhoon. Ah, he lost stuff. Ok, it's
number 11 against number 12 now, please.

Number 11 against number 12. Short people!
11 against 12. Any number 12 surround.

Number 11. Ah, Its most (?) of them, nice!
Hallo~ wie heißt denn dein Roboter?

P1: Blitz.
h: It's called Blitz! The English word is

thunder, I think. No it's flash. laughs
Whatever, the translation angels will

make it.
Okay, so how is your robot called?

P2: Wolf.
h: ROLF.

I mean it's rolling and it ends
in F, right? Okay.

3

2

1

Go!

Oh.
Aud: cheering

h: Ha-ha-ha.

ROLF is out!
Long live Blitz!

Very good, very good, nice! (Welche Nummer
denn?) Number 11 won! Thank you very much.

So it's 12 against something, right? So
it's 13 against 14, please, 13 against 14.

Take your time. I hear too, nice. Okay ,
so it's about silk (?) right, something.

How is it called?
P1: It's Samtpfote the Destroyer.

h: Samtpfote the Destroyer! Have fun
translating angels. laughs I will not do

that. How's your robot called?
P2: Lord Michael McMeyer-Face, der Zweite.

h: Lord Michael McMeyer-Face the Second,
very nice. There's a fork missing, nah, I

don't think so. Okay.

3

2

1

Go!
Oh nice.

intense humming
Ah.

Aud: laughter and murmuring
Fight! Fight! Fight!

h: Michael McMeyer-Face, it's not looking
good you're losing grip.

And out!
Michael McMeyer-Face is out!

Very good, thank you
for participating. Thank you number 13 for

winning. See you around, thank you for
making that possible. Thank you very much.

So now I only have a number 16 around. Has
the last person arrived to build a robot

today? Number 15 is here already but once—
where's number 16? Number 16 is also here!

Number 16 come, you here, nice. Come to
the stage.

Aud: Whooow!
applause

h: Whoow! It should— there it is, there it
is. Okay, number 15 against number 16, all

right, nice. How is your robot called?
P1: Harry Flow and it's cute but it will

massacre its opponent.
h: Okay. Harry Flow! You could take it

out, nice. It's a Christmas tree. It's
Christmas, guys.

Aud: shouting
h: Okay, how's your robot called?

P2: Penta Junior.
h: Penta Junior! Against Harry Flow it's

against you do too. Okay (?) but whatever.
Okay, 3, 2, 1, go!

Oh wow. Harry, Penta Junior.

Slow robots all over the place.
But a touch, a touch. Okay, now it's about

time we have to spend. yawns
Aud: laughter

h: Harry, are you alive? laughs Okay, I
need— I think we need to do it once more.

Or? Let's do it once more. Okay.
Everything is okay. Aaand… 3, 2, 1, go!

Give it a spin. Nice.
Aud: laughter

h: It's okay. A touch! But nothing else.
Oh guys, so slow robots. I like it.

Hehehe. Okay, let's take it the third
time. I don't expect any other results but

it's only fair to do so. I mean we can ask
the audience at some point. So come on. 3,

2, 1, go, go go go go go! Uh.
Aud: laughter

h: A touch. Okay, come on guys we ask the
audience. What about Harry Flow?

Aud: somewhat loud applause

h: Okay, okay, okay.
What about Penta Junior?

Aud: loud applause

h: I'm so sorry Penta Junior won. See you
next round, thank you for participating I

think number 16 won then. Can we see the
tournament tree for a second just to be

sure. So please show the laptop on the
screen, please. Okay there it is so we had

Coffee Dust against Stolzer Hahn and
number 2 won so Stolzer Hahn please to the

stage and number 4— number 3 please to the
stage. Number 2 and number 3 please to the

stage. Number 2 and number 3, come on!
Slow robots also people operating them.

So, Stolzer Hahn against something that's
looking milky but it's not called that

way. Where is the milky one? Where's the
milky one? Does it left? I let his— woah!

Oh it's Bee, it's a Bee on the milk.
I'm so weird. Okay.

Let's go.
Oh god, that's so much difference.

Okay, let's go. 3, 2

Woooa-oh-oh-oh, oh no, nooo.
The Bee is still on stage!

I'm so sorry but it does run over
and it won. The Bee won! Sorry.

Aaah, the Bee we're going to see around.
Ahhh, I'm so sorry for the confusion.

Now I will have a look, a closer look it's
number 6 against number 7 now.

It's the Zerstörer against Hard Cheese.

It's Tape—
Creature: The Tape, Tape.

h: It's Tape. Oh Gott. I think you were
going to say it now— from now on. Tape

against Hard Cheese. No I get this
Zerstörer. I'm so confused. Zerstört. I'm

zerstört too. laughs Okay, thank you for
participating guys and girls. Huh, it's on

its charging station. Are you ready or do
you take your time? Okay. laughs 3, 2,

1, go.
Aud: laughter

h: Okay. It's about touching, right? Uh?
Again? Tape?

Aud: cheering
h: Oh? Let's do it again! Come, come

closer! Okay, in 3, 2, 1, go!

And there was a touch, I saw it.

Guys, slow robots. I mean it is not
slow but it's not moving very far.

Aud: Tape, tape, tape!

h: laughs I mean, I mean look at Zerstört.

Zerstört is out! Thank you Tape! Tape won!
Thank you, Zerstört. For being around,

thank you very much. Okay, I failed so
hard to announce the next opponents,

maybe. (some name?) can do something.
Assistant: Ehm... Typhoon against Blitz.

h: Typhoon against Blitz!
Aud: cheering

h: Blitz. Short people! At this time of
the night. snickers

Blitz is a surprising good fighter.

Okay, let's go on in 3

2

1

Go!

Not a touch, not a touch, not a touch.

Let's do it again.
(Nochmal, nochmal)

In... yeah- oh whatever you prefer.

In 3, 2, 1, go!

Ahh~

Ahhh~?!

Ahhh??

It's still moving.
It's moving slowly but steady outwards.

It's still moving.
It's about slow robots these years...

uh... this year. It's a suprising
good fighter this little Blitz. Yeah.

Oh no! Oh no! I mean... ahh!

And out! Blitz (?). Typhoon won!
Typhoon won! By a split

second. I'm so sorry. inaudible
German(bisschen später?)

h: Huh. Are we need like...

No no no no no...
It was totally clear, I saw it!

single person from audience: Videobeweis!
h: laughs Slowmotion maybe next year,

video angels. Which one is the next?

Creature: Uhh... Samtpfötchen
against Penta Junior.

h: Penta Junior and Samptpfötchen
to the stage please.

Aud: cheering

h: laughs Huuh~

A lot of painting materials this year.
And some about the hair, okay.

So, in 3

2

1

Go!

Movement! Touch!
Everything a robot fight needs.

But still, slow robots. But steady.
Slowly but steady. I mean, maybe still it

was not the best proportion system. But
it's working, somehow. Good (?) a second

fork. I mean Penta Junior is moving
outwards. Oh no! Oh no! Penta Junior!

Oh no!

Woah! It's going to make it really
hard to fall.

It's still moving, it's still moving!
Penta Junior!

Stay! Huh huh, oh no!
It's about milimeters now.

It's looking so weird. No touching.
laughter

Ohhhh! Penta Junior is out!
Long live Söhn(?).

Thank you very much, thank you
very much for participating. It was a good

fight, thank you. See you around. Don't
make it too far from the stage from now

on.
So the next...

Creature: Killer Bee against...
h: Oh no no no no... it's... it's the

semi-final all right?
C: Yeah.

h: Please show the tournament table. Ah...
it's already there. Okay so it's... say it

again... what is it? Say it again, please.
C: Killerbee against The Tape.

h: Okay! Come on to the stage! I'm so
happy to have an assistant.

Killer Bee against The Tape.

I'm so excited to see those... huh?
That's too many of them.

It's like three of the stairs now, why are
there three? Okay. Killer bee against...

C: Tape, The Tape.
h: The Tape. Sorry, Typhoon! It's not your

turn yet! No, next time, it's okay, just
turn it off. Do we need a new battery

maybe? There's a new batte.... okay. Okay,
sorry, you see him around I think. Sorry

for the confusion.
Tape against Killerbee in 3

2

1

Go!

humming
Aud: laughter and single suggestive whistle

h: It's summing! There needs to be a
touch, that's right. No touch, no fight!

Let's do it again, please. Come on! Closer
to each other.

In 3

2

1

Go!

Not a touch.

I mean it sounds hillarious, urg stop it!

humming
h: snickers

No touch, no fight.
Let's do it again!

Oh, no, let's do it again. I
mean we have time but it's not so much.

In... 3, 2, 1, go!

A touch! Now it's
about distance or the audience we'll list-

oh- another touch. This sound is nice.

humming
h: snickers

No it's taking ages again.

Aud: applause
Killerbee, Killerbee

Killerbee,...
h: Ok, turn them off, turn them off.

I need to ask just to be sure,
who is for Killerbee?

Aud: applause

h: Who is for... The Tape?

Aud: less applause

Oh so Killerbee won,
thank you for participating.

See you around, thank you very much.

Semi-final!
Thank you, maybe Typhoon is around now to

join?
C: Typhoon against Lord M.

Somethin
h: Lord Michael McMeyerface The Second, I

remember his name.
C: No no

h: No, it's not.
C: No Samtpfötchen, Samtpfötchen

h: It's The Silk.
C: Samtpfötchen.

Ja, Samtpfötchen, that's right.
Samtpfötchen.

h: Get your shit right.
laughter

In 3, 2, 1 go!

Ahhh~ Ohhh~
A touch, that's something I really like.

It's moving slowly
but steady again, but it's working like

that, ah~, slow robots. So slow~
It's taking ages.

Ahhh~ still- now the tape makes no,
no, oh, okay.

So Typhoon moved over the
tape. Let's do it again? No, let's wait.

Okay, movement stopped.
Aud: Let them fight!

h: You rotor stopped. I think, we need to
do this once more, once more, come on. No?

Let's ask the audience then. No let's to
it once more, come on. They're right, but

they need to be asked. giggles So... 3,
2, 1. Get the fingers off! exhales Say,

does that move? No it can't move, I'm so
sorry. Typhoon is the winner!

Sorry about movement is the key!
Aud: Applause

h: Sorry, but thank you for participating.
No it's not moving anymore, it's dead.

It's dead, Jim. Thank you very much for
participating. Huuh~ So now there's a

final against number three and number ten,
I suppose. Number ten is Typhoon against

Killerbee.
Aud: Applause + whistle

h: Slow robots against small robots. Okay,
there's no sting or- yet, he said. Okay,

it needs to be a touch, but there's not a
lot of space. 3, 2, 1, go!

Aud: Applause Killerbee! Killerbee!
Killerbee: humming

h: No touch, no fight. Hahahaha. A touch,
a touch this cables! Not by the cables.

Aud: Cheering

h: I mean, I mean it's really obvious.

No no no. I think it won't move off the
stage but, that's something we might ask

the audience. Should we redo it or ask the
audience, redo it?

Aud: incomprehensible voices
h: What?

Aud: Killerbee, Killerbee, ...
h: laughs Take- turn it off. I'm not

quite sure it's getting better than that.
Aud: It was perfect!

h: Laughter
Okay, okay let's do it once more that's

just to see. And afterwards we ask the
audience. Okay, 3, 2, 1, go!

Killerbee: humming
h: Oh guys harder robots

Aud: Killerbee, Killerbee, Killerbee, ...
h: A touch! Now ja, ja, ja, ja. It maybe

take ages now but there was a touch it's a
fight. Oh no- no, I won't push it. No no

no no it's the same like the last time. It
will not. No no no it's not half an hour

fight. Okay, I mean we ask the audience,
right?

Aud: Let them fight!
h: Let them fight? Guys?

Aud: Let them fight!
h: Whose batteries run out?

Let's enjoy the sound...
Killerbee: humming

h: ...of a bee humping a Typhoon.
Aud: suggestive whistling

h: It's sounding like that...
Killerbee: humming

h: giggles No guys, turn it off. We ask
the audience.

Aud: No!
h: No? Again? Guys, you have time?

Ok, let's do it again then.
Aud: Applause

h: Once more. Once more. Any plans? What
would you like to improve? giggles Let's

go on. No no no with them Tape stays.
(Uh, stop it!)

3, 2, (stop it!) 1, go!

Oh, batteries batteries. Uh, touch!
Oh no it has goggly eyes. How cute.

Aud: laughing

It's sou...
Aud: Sound please!

h: Sound please, soundcheck. What are you
saying to the situation?

Killerbee: humming

h: Anything else?
Killerbee: humming

h: Oh, interesting. Oh no!
Aud: murmur and laughter

h: It's hilarious.

Aud: intense cheering and applause

h: It push it to the margin. But it's not
getting over the bottom. I mean it was the

third time.
Aud: Let them fight!

h: Let them fight?
Aud: Let them fight, let them fight, ...

h: Whose batteries run out?

What are you saying, Killerbee?
Killerbee: humming

h: Huh, nothing else.

Aud: ???

h: Okay, stop it, turn it off, turn it off.

We remove the tape.
Turn it off, turn it off.

Aud: applause

Come on let's do this quick and easy.

Aud: cheering

h: Now it's a fight!

Aud: laughing + mumbling

I mean anybody new
batteries? No. Okay, 3, 2, 1, go!

Aud: cheering Killerbee, Killerbee,...
h: It's taking ages. Oh, it moves.

Typhoon, what are you doing?
Aud: intensifying applause

h: It's hilarious. Typhoon, I need to see
it! I need to see!

Aud: intensifying applause

Typhoon is out!!!

Typhoon is out, Killerbee won!
Aud: cheering

h: A good fight. Who did expect that?
exhale Turn it off please without dying.

Please, please Killerbee, stay on stage
please. Ha~ stay on stage please. But...

can we see the slides please. I mean one
thing - Killerbee!

Aud: intensifying applause

Is the winner, maybe.

MAYBE! I mean, there's one thing left,
right? Next slide please. Is it done? No!

There's still one robot that has not been
defeated yet!! I'm so sorry.

Aud: cheering
h: laughs I'm so sorry, but...laughs

so sorry. It's not fair. laughs
I'm so sorry

Aud: Let them go!
h: Let them go? Oh no! laughs

Aud: Fight, fight, fight,...
h: Okay, here's the mic say something into

it. Who's in charge of this raucous group?

Protestant 1: Robot liberation!
h: They're free!!

Aud: whistling
Protestant 2: Set them free, after one

fight.
h: giggles After- every robot should be

sent free after one fight. That's what
they are demanding. laughs

Aud: fight, fight, ...
h: Guys, fight, they say fight!

Tony answers right. Get off the
stage! Security! Please, just one more

fight then it's done.
Aud: Let them free.

h: Let them free? What should I do now?
Aud: incomprehensible voices

h: Let them free? Schrubbi?
Aud: Fight, fight, fight,...

h: Er heult auf den Bildschirm, na dann
viel Glück. laughs I'm not sure what we're

going to do now. Okay, we ask the
audience: Who wants to get the robot to be

free and stop fighting now?
Aud: mostly booing

h: Who wants to see a Killerbee against
Schrubbi?

Aud: intensive cheering

It's not about free robots.

Thank you very much. Thank you, but you
need to go. You had your chance.

Protestant: But next time no robot fight
will twice again happen.

h: We'll see what the Publ- ah- the
audience demands. Thank you very much!

Okay! Now the stage is free for Killerbee
against Schrubbi!

Aud: applause
h: He has knifes now. In 3, 2, 1, go!

Killerbee: humming
h: Oh, he has like aged a bit.

Killerbee & Schrubbi: humming and high
pitched motor sounds

h: Ahaha. No no, aah aah~ Schrubbi, you
need to move! Killerbee is amazing.

Aud: Killerbee, Killerbee,...
h: Ne, es ist gerade an. laughs Ja.

Killerbee, it's moving more and Schrubbi
does not let it go.

Aud: Sound, please
Schrubbi: motor sounds

h: Schrubbi is screaming! It's in pain!
Schrubbi: motor sounds

Aud: gasping
h: I mean we need to stop that, right?

I mean- ... I mean Schrubbi is not moving
technically anymore, right?

Aud: incomprehensible noises
h: No no no no let's do it again? No.

No, no no, no

no oh no no no no. I asked. Rematch? Ok,
one more rematch. We need a battery?

(Hatte die Umwuchtung da am Ende?)
Ok.

Aud: Schiebung!
h: Schiebung. laughs No, it called

Schrubbi, guys. 3, 2, 1, oh! How rough! No
Killerbee is slowly but steady.

Killerbee, sound check.

Killerbee & Schrubbi: humming and high
pitched motor noises

h: Still running like the first day.

That's how you work with batteries.

Killerbee & Schrubbi: humming and high pitched motor noises

h: laughs So, I mean sorry guys but

Schrubbi is not moving. Now let's
audience- lets ask the audience! I said we

ask the audience. Who is for Schrubbi?
Aud: applause

h: And who is...
Aud: Fight, fight, fight!

h: Fight? Guys?! Sound check:

Killerbee & Schrubbi: humming and highpitched motor noises
h: Oh, nothing else? Nothing different?

Okay, last- last round. It's three times.
Last round, one more time. Sorry, but it's

of all about slow robots now.

Aud: Batteries!

h: Batteries? It's not the battery I
think. You can have batteries. laughs

Aud: murmuration

h: I'm so sorry. Okay, in...
Aud: Safe the bee!

h: Safe the bee... free the bee. In 3, 2,
1, go!

Aud: applause
h: Ah~ back to life. Ahhhh~ Schrubbi!

You made it immobile! It's not moving anymore
wait so it's just rotating now. But he's

also but now he moves. Schrubbi attempts!
Aud: intensifying cheering

h: laughs
Aud: Rematch, Rematch, Rematch,...

h: Rematch? Really? On more rematch. Now's
the rematch now.

Aud: booing
h: No no no no no no the audience demanded it.

Last last chance very very very last
chance now. In 3, 2, 1, go!

Oh no, I'm so sorry it's the same.
So sorry. I mean...urghh.

Aud: Let them fight!
h: Fight? Guys , that's not fighting

that's humiliating.
Aud: Killerbee / Let them fight!

owner of Killerbee: She's dying!
h: She's dying. What are you saying to the

situation?
Killerbee: sad humming

h: Ah, no different.
Aud: Let them fight!

h: Guys, you need to know what you- Slow
robots.

How embarrassing. I mean Schrubbi
moves outward like slowly now.

It's moving. Killerbee is still moving.
It's vibrating.

Aud: shouting Audience

We ask the audience it has been
the last time. No no no no no no no.

Aud: mumbling

Okay, should we... no no no no no we ask the
audience or we wait until Schrubbi gets out.

Killerbee is dead?
Killerbee: silence

h: disturbed sound Killerbee died!
Aud: booing

h: Killerbee died! Sound check.
Killerbee: silence

h: It's dead. I'm so sorry guys, don't
hate me but the winner is Schrubbi.

Aud: intense booing with sporadic
clapping

h: I'm so sorry...please next time build
better robots. Killerbee! Second place!

Thank you very much don't let leave the
stage. Do not leave the stage.

Aud: applause

h: Last time I forgot, but this year I will not.

So for the second place there will be
a glorious box.

Aud: laughing
h: For Killerbee a place to sleep.

And for the first place not well earned but, eh.

Aud: laughing
h: Thank you very much for participating

Aud: applause

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