Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney. Epic Rap Battles Of History Season 2.
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0:13 - 0:16[Mitt Romney]
I'm not gonna let this battle be dictated by facts -
0:16 - 0:20I'm rich! I've got fat stacks and super PACs
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0:20 - 0:23We all know what went down in that 2008 election
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0:23 - 0:26You're a decent politician with a winning complexion
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0:26 - 0:30You're all Barack and no bite, been no change and we're all still hoping
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0:30 - 0:33That you'll shut your mouth, but like Guantanamo Bay they're both open
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0:33 - 0:36You're from the windy city, where you're looking pretty with your blowhards
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0:36 - 0:40But come January, you'll be left evicted and with no job
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0:40 - 0:43Raw rhymes stronger than my jawline when I spit a phrase
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0:43 - 0:47Knocking you harder than front doors in my old mission days
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0:47 - 0:50You see this silver spoon, this dug Mass out of debt
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0:50 - 0:53It took you four years to drop unemployment down below 8%
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0:53 - 0:56You feel that Barry? You're old news, everyone's having doubts
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0:56 - 1:00And your rhymes are as weak as this economy that you've done nothing about
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1:00 - 1:03Call me a vicious business man cause Romney's stealing this race
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1:03 - 1:06I'll go Bain Capital on your donkey ass, restructure your face!
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1:06 - 1:10[Barack Obama]
They say your father was a great man, you must be what's left -
1:10 - 1:13Need to stop hatin' on gays, let 'em teach you how to dress
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1:13 - 1:17You've got the momma jeans, and a Mister Fantastic face
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1:17 - 1:20So rich and white it's like I'm running against a cheesecake!
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1:20 - 1:23Republicans need a puppet and you fit
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1:23 - 1:26Got their hands so far up your rear, call you Mitt!
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1:26 - 1:30I'm the head of state, you're like a head of cabbage
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1:30 - 1:33'Bout to get smacked by my stimulus package
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1:33 - 1:36You're a bad man with no chance, you can't even touch me
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1:36 - 1:40I got four more years (two terms) in the White House, just trust me
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1:40 - 1:43I hoped you saved your best rhymes for the second half
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1:43 - 1:46Cause right now, I'm 47% through kicking your ass!
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1:46 - 1:50[Mitt Romney]
Whatever, that 40% thing got you real mad -
1:50 - 1:53What, did it remind you how many decent parents you had?
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1:53 - 1:56[Barack Obama]
Uh, look, I respect all religions, uh, but it might get crazy -
1:56 - 2:00If the White House has a first, second, and a third lady!
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2:00 - 2:02[Mitt Romney]
Ha! Don't bring up wives, man! What are you doing? -
2:02 - 2:06You got hitched to the female version of Patrick Ewing!
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2:06 - 2:10[Barack Obama]
Uhhhhhhh, let me be clear, uh, don't get it twisted -
2:10 - 2:13We'll see how pretty your face is after my fist has kissed it
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2:13 - 2:16[Mitt Romney]
Ahhuuhhaa...You're a stuttering communist -
2:16 - 2:17[Barack Obama]
Oh yeah? Well you're stupid -
2:17 - 2:18[Mitt Romney]
You're stupid! -
2:18 - 2:18[Barack Obama]
Nuh-uh! -
2:18 - 2:19[Mitt Romney]
EERRGGG! -
2:19 - 2:19[Barack Obama]
EEEERRRRR! -
2:19 - 2:20[Eagle]
CAWWWW! -
2:20 - 2:23[Abraham Lincoln]
By the power invested in me by this giant bald bird -
2:23 - 2:26The President shall not be the shiniest of two turds!
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2:26 - 2:30You, I wanna like you, don't talk about change, just do it!
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2:30 - 2:33I fought for what was on my brain until a bullet went through it!
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2:33 - 2:36And you, moneybags, you're a pancake, you're flip-floppity
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2:36 - 2:40It's a country, not a company. You can play like Monopoly
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2:40 - 2:43I'll properly reach across the aisle and bitch-smack you as equals!
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2:43 - 2:46Of the people, by the people, for the people
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2:46 - 2:47Eagle!
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2:47 - 2:48[Eagle]
CAAAWWW!
- Title:
- Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney. Epic Rap Battles Of History Season 2.
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Hi. My name is Nice Peter,
and this is EpicLLOYD,
and this is the Epic Rap Battles of History, Season 2.As always, these videos could not be possible without your suggestions, your subscription, and the help of a lot of awesome people.
CAST
Barack Obama: Alphacat
http://www.youtube.com/Alphacat
http://www.facebook.com/imancrossonAbraham Lincoln: Nice Peter
http://www.youtube.com/NicePeter
http://www.facebook.com/NicePeterMitt Romney: EpicLLOYD
http://www.youtube.com/EpicLLOYD
http://www.facebook.com/epiclloydWritten by: NicePeter, EpicLLOYD, Dante Cimadamore, Alphacat,
Mike Betette http://youtube.com/Betette and MC Mr. Napkins
http://www.youtube.com/McMrNapkinsBeat Produced by: Tristan of Ham Squad: http://www.tristanbeats.com
Song Produced by: Nice Peter and Choco
Mixed by: Choco and Nice Peter http://www.1200warriors.comEdited by Dave McCary, Nice Peter, and Andrew Sherman
CREW
Directed by Dave McCary
http://www.youtube.com/DavidCompositing by Sean Barrett http://www.youtube.com/gnarlywich
Assistant Editor: Ryan Moulton
http://www.youtube.com/ryanwmoulton
and Marc Chester
http://www.youtube.com/thatssomarcDirector of Photography: Jon Na
Grip: Trent TurnerGaffer: Arthur Hong
Music Supervisor and Playback: Dante Cimadamore AKA Dante Motion
http://www.youtube.com/givememotionCostume Design: Sulai Lopez http://youtube.com/sulairajkirin
Excellent eagle claws created by: Mary Gutfleisch http://youtube.com/MaryDoodlesMakeup and Hair: Ashlyn Melancon http://www.makeupbyashlyn.com
Intern: Chidimma IheonuScript Supervisor and Production Assistant: Marc Chester
Production Coordinator: Atul Singh
Production Assistants: Jose Mendoza http://youtube.com/jays2good
and Trent TurnerProduced by Michelle Maloney for Maker Studios, Los Angeles, CA
Okay, I think that's it.
Thanks again and see you soon,
- nice peter & epiclloyd
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- English
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- Duration:
- 03:30
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