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CYPRIEN - TOP CHEF

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    There is a new TV show that just came out,
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    it's called Top Chef,
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    I don't know if you have seen it.
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    September 10, 2010.
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    Cyprien walks quietly in the street.
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    At the same time an asteroid threatens to
    crash on the earth.
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    Any measure is taken by the leading forces
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    who have not been warned because of an
    error of inattention.
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    Fortunately, it degrades into the air and
    becomes a dust
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    which comes in contact with a Cyprien's
    oily hair,
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    and by a molecular reaction that we can't
    explain now
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    coupled with a scriptwriting ease,
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    a time warp is created
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    propelling Cyprien several years before,
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    and, he will never know it.
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    I'm suffering from the Top Chef's curse.
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    It means that the evening when I eat the
    worst crap,
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    it's Top Chef's time.
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    What's for dinner ?
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    Well.. I took all the leftover feed of the
    week, put it all in a Tupperware,
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    add some water, in the micro-wave,
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    and here it is, a kind of quiche,
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    and for the bread, we got pizza crusts.
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    30 seconds !
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    They do it on purpose ! They know it !
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    It's to put us off of not eating well.
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    Let me eat shit in peace.
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    There is one disingenuous thing with
    Top Chef,
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    from the beginning, the opening credits,
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    with the head of all candidates,
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    they should remove the face of people
    eliminated over the weeks,
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    it looks obvious !
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    Sorry but it's not good, for you the
    adventure stops here.
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    Is it possible to remove me from
    the credits ?
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    Not at all, no way !
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    We will show your face every week to
    millions of viewers
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    who will tell "I have no fucking idea of
    who this guy is".
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    Great.
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    This is Top Chef.
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    Honestly people who make this show, wow,
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    well done honestly, first because it's
    really well paced,
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    the music ! Have you ever heard the music
    they put in Top Chef ?
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    Oh, you're watching Pirates of the
    Caribbean ?
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    No I'm watching a guy cuting leeks.
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    And what happen this year ?
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    They have changed almost the whole jury !
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    Thierry Marx, there is no Thierry
    Marx anymore, my favorite !
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    Well, he left for new projects,
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    for gastronomic things, culinary,
    something technical I guess,
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    which take him a lot of time,
    that must be the reason.
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    Lustucru "As a chef",
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    pasta that make you want to cook,
    as a chef.
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    The only remaining jury member is
    the robot.
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    What ? Don't try to make me believe
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    that Jean-François Piège is a human being.
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    Someone who stands like this naturally,
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    is, of course, an artificial intelligence.
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    Excellent cooking, it's my favorite.
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    And who did they put in the jury ? Who ?
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    Philippe Etchebest !
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    The guy who yells at you non-stop,
    like this :
Title:
CYPRIEN - TOP CHEF
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Video Language:
Arabic
Duration:
05:55

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