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So the date was over and I escorted her back home
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No, she wasn't in for it, no way
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Oh, Granny, granny I'll call you right back
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what's that? A thousand buck to whomever finds...
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Oh, a cat is missing
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Who saw our Khumy
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Red haired, one black ear, white stain on the forehead
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and a blue collar.
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- Ah, Khumy?
- That's me!
- No way!
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- So, you're lost?
- You nailed it.
- You don't say
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Hop on, I'm taking you back home.
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Let's first talk some bussiness.
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Pardon?
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What's your name?
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Shmuel
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Shmuel, I've got a offer, ok?
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Ok
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You take me home
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You get 200 bucks, I get 800 bucks, end of story.
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Why do you need money anyway?
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Distemper vaccine
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Really?
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Hell no! I just need money, don't you?
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I sure could use some money.
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Well then, 800-200, deal?
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Fifty-fifty
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Fifty-fifty? Are you out of your mind?
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Ok, nevermind then, go back by yourself, you won't see a penny.
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You go without the cat and you won't see a penny.
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What?
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What?
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Ok, Fifty-fifty.
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Ok, cool, call Yehudit
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Just don't get too cheap to call
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I won't, rest assured
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I'm using Nok nok, it's free
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This collar looks good on you.
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Thanks.
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Hello?
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- Oh, Hi Yehudit
- Yes please?
- Yehudit, good afternoon
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It's Shmuel, you won't believe it
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I found your cat.
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Oh really?
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Yeah, yes, red haured, one black ear
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White stain on the forehead, and a blue collar
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Ok, I've had enough of this.
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Pardon?
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Listen,
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This idiot gets missing every week
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I've already spent thousand of dollars on him
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let him come back by his own, I'm done spending.
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She says she had enough of this
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That you should come back by yourself, she's done spending.
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Tell her I'm lost, so I can't come back,
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and that it would be best if you take me back
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Ahh, listen
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He says he's lost, and can't come back
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and it's best if I bring him back.
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Ok, let me talk to him.
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She wants to talk to you.
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Huh? Khumy! Khumy!
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No way! No way!
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Son of a b... Khumy!
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Officer! Officer!
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Someone just stole my cellphone
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Where? Here, now?
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Yeah, what a bitch
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Bitch?
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Not a bitch... a cat
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Red haired, one black ear, white stain on the forehead
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And a blue collar
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Yeah, how did you know?
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Welcome to the club, buddy
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Half of this city got their cellphones stolen by him.
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No way! I'm such an idiot! Such an idiot!
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Let's call Yehudit!
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Yehudit?
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Yes, yes, Yehudit, the owner, he must have ran home.
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There's no reason in calling Yehudit.
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Why not? Here's her number on the tree.
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There's no reason in calling Yehudit!
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Why not?
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Why not?
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That's Yehudit.
