Jake Paul & Team 10 - "My Assistant Was Assaulted" PARODY (Jake Paul vs. Faze Banks)

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What's poppin

The competition shook

I love you

Now you're gonna throw it and I was gonna
Yea

You wanna do that? Yea

Ok

Ow ow ow ow

(laughing)

What's gucci baby

Are my jeans up high enough?

Are my shorts high enough?

That's good

That's looks real

They're gonna believe this

I think it's real anyway right?

It's real right?

Ya it's real

The views are gonna be lit

That's true, the views are gonna be huge

Th-this looks like I'm unhappy right?

Jake Paulers

So we were talking

and I just found out some news

from these three and Nick

Originally

this was supposed to be

an offline conversation

but when I heard the news

I was so disturbed

so in shock

so diiiistressed

soooo in shock

so I knew I had to make this public

to all of you, the entire internet

the entire world

without going to the police

because this isn't about police

it's not, it's about views

for uh to make this publicly known event

Um I knew that the drama was gonna be

uh good to make public eye

on the events in the world that are wrong

and the Jake Paulers are gonna stand up

and share this video

and my merch down below

merch linked below

and to put her face to the entire world

that everyone in the world to know this

without any questioning at all

because it's my job as Jesus and God

of the internet and world

I'm bigger than Bolton.

Nobody straight to everyone in the world

to ruin, potentially ruin

somebody's life

to make a Jake Paul

strong

fans

make the fans stronger for me.

I knew it was right

we don't know the right answers.

I'm gonna let Meg tell the story

and Erica

and Anthony.

I was out with some friends

What you're trying

what she's trying to say is

I will say it for her

She was take, a traumize, traumatized

And I was coming back from the bathroom

You don't need to say anymore

She was out, it's traumatic

She was in the bathroom

to pee or something

They're probably sh*tting alright

and then

And then uh

Then it was Banks

Banks grabbed her

and assaulted her

He was a guy in our same space

and I was not there

and know what happened exactly

because I'm Jake Paul

And I knew what happened

when I heard it

And he went and he grabbed her

like that

and he's like

"deeeeeeehhh!"

Well, I feel like it was like

I feel like it was more extreme

Like..I didn't, I wasn't there

I didn't see it but

I think it was more extreme

Uhh

Yeah cause if it looks more extreme

It would be better, make more views

Yeah like just for you guys like

it was probably more extreme

I wasn't there I didn't see it but

I think it was more extremer than that

So just know that it was more extreme.

DAAAAH! DAAAAH! DA-A-A-AH!

DAHH!

Yeah like that I think.

I think, I wasn't there but...

And this is what happened!

Oo, we made it a lot worse.

Oh, it was extreme

I...where- where was I?

You weren't there and I wasn't either

which makes it even more strange.

Yeah.

Because why would he just

not even know her and pick her?

He didn't even know her

it was just randomly

which makes this even more unrealistic

and this makes it even more

totally strange

still it's possible

that he didn't even know

out of every girl in the club

to grab MY assistant

by the neck

and bring her out

without knowing her.

And it just so happened

it was my assistant

And so like it just so happened

we're gonna get all these uhhh

the drama from it.

I don't know the odds

Yeah.

Like he doesn't even KNOW Meg

which is so weird.

Right, which is like

basically what I'm trying to say too

So then, that is not, it's real alright?

Ya.

You're not just doing this to

make- um your um like

(Stutters)

this has happening right? It's real

and we don't ask questions

so take it back

What she said is real

and this is our time to stand up

and Jake Paulers to say

to say that we as Jake Paulers

are strong.

Yeah and he doesn't even know Meg

which makes it

extremely weird.

Jake Paulers that's like-

we need to stand up

and share this video

and merch link below.

Share this and the police will see it

and that's the power

of the Jake Paulers.

We let the police find stuff

from our own tribulations

and our own virality

and our strength

to stand against the abuse

of "wommen"

It's scary like

girls are like

being women.

Scared.

Being girls.

Girls.

Scared.

Could you like explain to us

like why it was like

so traumatic for you

and like how it like

hurt you like so much?

Yeah.

Um, it's really scary

The biggest thing here is

it's one thing where it's beef

but when a human assaults

another human at- at a

Jake & Anthony together: night venue

Yea, that is when it's the scariest.

And that honestly is like

if it's not in a night venue

it's not scary.

I think it's the night venue.

Yeah.

And when it's-

I think when it's scariest like

that's when it's uh night venue.

So the fact that it happened

at a night venue

THAT is why I'm making this video.

Um it's really scary-

Shut up Meg!

When is uh the venue

uh when it's at night.

That is when it's scary, right Meg?

That is what you're trying to say? Right?

Night is scary.

Yes. Say it again.

Night-

Night venue

Night venue

Good

Is scary

Shut up.

This is just like one situation

like Barcelona gets attacked

the Martinez twins like

our favorite

the favorite of

everyone in the world

the most important people

to all of us

and to the-

everyone in the-

everywhere.

Could've been there

at the Barcelona attack.

They're like Spanish right?

So THEY could've been hurt

by the attacks

and think about that

when you think about like girls

The Martinez Twins like

they deserve the world

like they-

Isn't this supposed to be about

women's abuse

not the Martinez twins, Jake?

Anyway, Jake Paulers

before I was so rudely cut off

by Meg

Uhh

Like I was saying

if this video could just do

one ounce

to protect the Martinez twins

from attack-

why are you talking

about the Martinez twins?

They're not gonna give us views.

Anyway, like I was saying

Jake Paulers

before I was interrupted again

by that b*tch.

This is about women's rights.

So the Martinez Twins

as just as much a part of that

because they are also a minority

like women and the Martinez Twins

are also minorities

and so are women

because they're Spanish so

they also deal with abuse.

You agree that the Martinez twins

would need to be safe

and they're the best people

hit the like button

and every like and share is gonna

make Meg's bruise a little bit better

it's gonna make it just a little more

Gucci every time you hit the like

I'm not perfect but

I grow

and I'm a vlogger

Like, I'm a vlogger like

So, the whole world needs my help

and I can do that

and the Jake Paulers

can come together and

they can form tons of views

and subscribers

and make the money for

all the money for the Team 10

and I'll take the 30% and put it towards

growing

Yeah.

So

Mhhmm. Mhhmm

We need to make sure

that we use this

at Meg's event

my assistant being assaulted

and we take that

and we spin in

to protect the Martinez twins

And that's. Our. Job.

As Jake Paulers

to come together

and protect the Martinez Twins

and use women

getting hurt in any way shape or form

to protect the Martinez Twins

from the Barcelona attacks

cause they are from- from Spain.

I'm in a weird space right now but like

group hug man let's do this bro

Like group hug man

just the boys

HA HUH HA HUH HA

Dab on them haters man

Dab on the abusers

Dab on everyone who's against you

I'm in a weird space right now so

I don't know it's like

I'm gonna continue vlogging today

but you might see me

might not

So we're just gonna cut it like

you might see me

you might not

So

Ahh

Woooooo

What's up Jake Paulers we're back

We're about to turn up

That's what's good!

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You know we got the Gucci

10 milly, 10 milly, 10 milly, 10 milly

Woo! Woo! Woo!

Let's go have some fun Jake Paulers.

Yo guys thanks for watching.

I just wanted to take this time

to say that even though

this was a comedic video

actual abuse is not

a laughing matter

and it should not be taken lightly

for every 1 million views this video gets

I'll be donating $100 to Peace Over Violence

which helps to prevent violence

against women, men and children

if the past week has taught us anything

it's that YouTube is kind of

turning into a shit show

so why not take that negative energy

and turn it into something positive?

So make sure to share this video

spread the word

and if you can donate

go donate

the link will be in the description box

and if you or anyone you know

is dealing with abuse or assault

I put a link down below

with a ton of resources

that can help

so go check that out.

Until next time guys

Peace out.