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ERB - George Washington vs William Wallace

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    There's a difference between you and me
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    Willy
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    I fought till I was actually free
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    Willy
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    I got my face on a quarter
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    you got drawn and quartered
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    tortured on the orders of a king
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    really?
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    how'd you get beat
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    by a dude named Longshanks
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    you hot dogged
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    and he cut off your bean franks
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    I'm money like a national bank
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    ain't nobody more street than Big G
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    stone face with a grill of sheep teeth
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    a Mel Gibson movie is your legacy
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    I got a state and a day and a DC
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    stroke
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    roll up in a boat
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    stroke
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    you're sleeping cut your throat
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    stroke
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    I watch the blood flow
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    now who's got that red coat
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    Look at ya
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    in your little blousy outfit
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    looking like a stiffer white dick
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    than your monument
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    I'll knock you the fuck out mate
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    you died owning slaves
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    I died setting men free
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    Scott free
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    that's the Highland way
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    this powdered prick
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    couldn't beat me in a foot race
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    I was emasculated
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    eviscerated
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    I had my head chopped off
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    and they put it on a pike
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    and I still find time to bust a Gaelic rhyme
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    and rip your yankee doodle arse on this mic
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    I'll knock your face off your moola
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    alba gu bràth!
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    gu bràth
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    hoo-rah
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    hoo-rah
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    founding father but no children
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    crossed the Delaware
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    but your soldiers can't swim
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    that's Washington
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    such a shit tactician
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    the fucking British Army
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    didn't even want him
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    I'm Wallace
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    and I'm flawless
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    stay hid in your office
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    or suffer great losses
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    I pop my kilt
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    strap my sword in my hilt
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    step on the battlefield
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    and I'm ready to kill
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    send all you politicians
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    straight down to hell
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    the only Washington I trust is Denzel
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    Is that the best you got for me
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    I chop down an emcee like a cherry tree
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    see power
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    that's what the meaning of my flag is
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    your nation's famous
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    for golf and haggis
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    I'm fabulous
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    from my head to my shoe buckle
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    step to me you catch a knee
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    to the moose knuckle
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    cause I know you don't wear no draws
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    I'm dressed like a pimp
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    best moves at the ball
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    McGlavin
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    McGliven
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    McSchool you all
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    cock block more Scotts
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    than Hadrian's wall
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    I don't give a shite
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    bout your fancy clothes
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    you whipped all of those
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    out of slave black folks
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    grew weed and you made hemp rope
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    but if you think you'll beat me
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    you must be having a smoke
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    no joke
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    don't tee off with me laddy
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    if you held my balls
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    you couldn't be my caddy
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    my style's ice cold
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    yours is old and shabby
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    you're the father of your country
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    but I'm your daddy
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    Who won?
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    Who's next?
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    You decide
Title:
ERB - George Washington vs William Wallace
Video Language:
English
Team:
Epic Rap Battles of History
Project:
ERB Season 3 - Part 2
Duration:
02:33

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