The unsustainable yearning for change | Giacomo Poretti | TEDxMIlano
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0:04 - 0:05Hello.
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0:07 - 0:09Hi everyone.
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0:10 - 0:14It's always difficult to work
before going to eat, however. -
0:15 - 0:19The lectern is because I can't rely on my
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0:19 - 0:26memory because I suffer from a serious
form of short memory loss, so ... -
0:26 - 0:28The water is because I have pharyngitis
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0:28 - 0:31and will probably cough during my talk.
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0:31 - 0:34You may say now,
why didn't you stay at home? -
0:34 - 0:35(Laughter)
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0:35 - 0:39In fact I was at home. They came there,
"Shit, Giacomo, you're the first!" -
0:39 - 0:41“Holy shit!” And I got here now.
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0:41 - 0:43(Laughter)
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0:43 - 0:46(Applause)
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0:54 - 0:57How language was formed
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0:57 - 1:03is a mystery that science
hasn't managed to explain completely. -
1:03 - 1:06Cautiously, one might only stutter
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1:06 - 1:09that language is the result
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1:09 - 1:13of a shady, lenghty process
of transformation -
1:13 - 1:18of the biochemical substrate
of the central nervous system -
1:18 - 1:22and of a complex cultural
and social influence. -
1:23 - 1:26But if biologically we can say little,
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1:26 - 1:33science can instead prove, just as boldly,
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1:33 - 1:37what the first word uttered
by a human being was: -
1:37 - 1:39"Change".
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1:40 - 1:43Ever since they came to Earth,
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1:43 - 1:46men and women always had
something to complain. -
1:46 - 1:50They looked around
and took on complaining: -
1:51 - 1:53the sun could have been a little rounder;
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1:53 - 1:56the sea could have been less salty;
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1:56 - 1:58summer could last a little longer,
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1:58 - 2:01the week could have
at least three Sundays. -
2:01 - 2:04And so on and so forth.
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2:04 - 2:07Nothing was ever fine for them.
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2:07 - 2:12One could say, men are born unhappy
and with a craving for change. -
2:12 - 2:15Change, change, change, change.
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2:15 - 2:20And beside being unhappy, men and women
have always been picky, too. -
2:21 - 2:25Mind you, even the garden of Heaven
wasn't good enough for them. -
2:25 - 2:29One might say: "Ah, lucky you!
You live in paradise!" -
2:30 - 2:33"Yes, it's true," he said,
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2:34 - 2:37"but we're not the owners."
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2:37 - 2:38(Laughter)
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2:39 - 2:41"We're just renting."
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2:41 - 2:42(Laughter)
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2:42 - 2:46"Yes, you're renting, but in paradise,
not the outskirts of Milan." -
2:46 - 2:50"Yes, but you can't understand.
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2:50 - 2:54The owner is such a pain in the neck:
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2:54 - 2:57you can't touch that stuff,
you can't eat that fruit. -
2:57 - 3:00Sorry, you rent me a garden
and rather than allowing me to eat -
3:00 - 3:04you'd rather have
those four rennet apples rotting? -
3:04 - 3:07Come on, they seem like the Ligurians
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3:07 - 3:09that rent you the house
and there's nothing inside! -
3:10 - 3:13And they also lock the wardrobe.
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3:14 - 3:18The moment my spineless husband
gets hired at Apple, -
3:18 - 3:21we but this nerdy house with a garden,
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3:21 - 3:24and instead of apples
we put a nice barbecue, you will see!" -
3:26 - 3:28Then you already know
the rest of the story. -
3:28 - 3:31Apple recruits no more.
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3:31 - 3:33(Laughter)
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3:33 - 3:37The owner of the garden
saw the bar tree and cast them out. -
3:38 - 3:40As you can imagine, from there on,
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3:40 - 3:44the story of humanity
is the story of our unsatisfaction -
3:44 - 3:46and the yearning for change.
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3:46 - 3:49As the philosopher
who loved to ride a bike said, -
3:49 - 3:54"It's all wrong, it all has to be redone,
it all has to change." -
3:54 - 3:56All what?
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3:56 - 3:59The dining room, the kitchen,
the car, the holiday destination, -
3:59 - 4:03the child's school, the child's teachers,
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4:03 - 4:06the girlfriends of the sons,
the balcony curtains, the handywoman. -
4:06 - 4:09Eastern handywomen won't work,
you need Pilipinas! -
4:09 - 4:11Heck, didn't you know?
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4:11 - 4:12The iPhone has to be changed!
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4:12 - 4:15The diet, the members of the Board,
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4:15 - 4:20the coach on the bench,
the striker, the striker's wife. -
4:20 - 4:21(Laughter)
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4:21 - 4:24Nose, boobs, ass, cheekbones!
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4:24 - 4:26(Applause)
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4:29 - 4:32Change the wife, or the husband
as the case may be. -
4:32 - 4:34Ah, how sexy change is.
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4:35 - 4:40And it is since my hearing developed
that I hear phrases like: -
4:40 - 4:43"Either you change, or you’ll be sent
to a boarding school!" -
4:43 - 4:45It was my mum, unhappy
with my marks at school. -
4:45 - 4:49"If you don't change your attitude to me,
you'll no longer set foot in this house!" -
4:50 - 4:53It was my mother who was mad
with my dad's mum. -
4:53 - 4:56My granny, the mother-in-law.
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4:56 - 4:59"If you don't switch channels,
you'll not see this face anymore!" -
4:59 - 5:01It was mum who was mad with dad
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5:01 - 5:04because he always watched
Domenica Sportiva. -
5:04 - 5:08Me, dad and granny have always been
very sensitive to change. -
5:08 - 5:10(Laughter)
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5:10 - 5:11And at the same time
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5:11 - 5:15we have always perceived change
as something threatening. -
5:16 - 5:23Ever since Amintore Fanfani
was Prime Minister, 1959, -
5:23 - 5:25I was three years old,
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5:25 - 5:29I have heard on television every week
politicians' calls for change, -
5:29 - 5:33the need and the joint commitment
of all parliamentary forces -
5:33 - 5:36to implement major reforms.
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5:37 - 5:41Everyone calls for change,
everyone feels the need for the new. -
5:41 - 5:43The planet calls for a turnaround,
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5:43 - 5:45eating habits must be changed,
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5:45 - 5:47lifestyle has to be changed,
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5:47 - 5:50the request rises,
the nuisance becomes unbearable. -
5:50 - 5:52The slogan is clear:
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5:52 - 5:55from fashion to ecology,
politics and morality, -
5:55 - 5:57from customs to philosophy,
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5:57 - 6:00from economics to education,
change is needed! -
6:03 - 6:04But why?
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6:06 - 6:11Why is the world so unhappy?
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6:11 - 6:14Why are people
unsatisfied with their life? -
6:14 - 6:18Because man is always disappointed
by his possessions? -
6:20 - 6:26Are we romantic existentialists
who can't bear the obsolescence of things? -
6:26 - 6:28Death grieves us,
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6:28 - 6:32and so we try to remove
a natural event with a replacement? -
6:32 - 6:33Bah.
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6:34 - 6:35Anyhow,
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6:35 - 6:39if there's one thing that doesn't suffer
from existentialism and romanticism, -
6:39 - 6:40that's the economy,
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6:40 - 6:45Which is rightfully
the true science of change. -
6:45 - 6:48They realised, if a car was forever,
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6:48 - 6:51or a washing machine lasted a century,
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6:51 - 6:55where would the dividends be found
to give to shareholders? -
6:55 - 6:57So, buy another washing machine!
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6:57 - 7:01Actually, change the way of doing laundry.
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7:01 - 7:02(Laughter)
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7:02 - 7:06Renew your spin-dryer,
reform your laundry space. -
7:06 - 7:09Revolutionise the washing of coloureds.
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7:09 - 7:12Scrap that fucking washing machine!
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7:12 - 7:14(Laughter)
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7:14 - 7:16(Applause)
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7:21 - 7:23Scrap, to
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7:23 - 7:27Mind you, getting money
to make you change. -
7:27 - 7:34All the way up to the masterpiece
of change: planned obsolescence. -
7:34 - 7:38If you don't want to change the washing
machine, we'll make you change it. -
7:38 - 7:40(Laughter)
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7:40 - 7:42Neither does finance suffer from romance.
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7:42 - 7:46Even the way of conceiving savings
has led us to change. -
7:46 - 7:51Once, once upon a time,
if you saved you were virtuous. -
7:51 - 7:53They taught you that from childhood,
in primary school. -
7:53 - 7:55They gave you the piggy bank.
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7:55 - 7:58Now, if you keep money, it's trouble.
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7:58 - 8:02Spend your money, make the economy run,
help to raise the consumption index, -
8:02 - 8:05otherwise you're an enemy of the nation.
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8:06 - 8:08I can imagine it, one day on the news,
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8:08 - 8:11the anchorman is all sad,
comes out and announces, -
8:11 - 8:13"The President of the Republic
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8:13 - 8:16has called a day tomorrow
of national mourning. -
8:16 - 8:20Retail consumption has fallen by 0.3%".
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8:21 - 8:25They call us every day
to remind us that we must change. -
8:25 - 8:29There you are, distracted,
the phone rings: -
8:29 - 8:31"Unknown number,
but maybe it's important". -
8:31 - 8:35"Hi there, am I speaking
with Mr Giacomino Poretti?" -
8:35 - 8:36You get angry and say:
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8:36 - 8:40"You must introduce yourself!
Who are you? Who am I talking to?" -
8:40 - 8:45And you're screwed: "Hi, Giacomino.
I'm Marcello from Sghiberz". -
8:46 - 8:48"Sghiberz? But what's that?"
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8:48 - 8:51"The company that supplies electricity."
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8:51 - 8:53"Ah ah ah, but look, I'm with Enel!"
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8:53 - 8:56"Mr Giacomino, don't you remember,
you changed six months ago." -
8:56 - 8:58"But I didn't want to change,
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8:58 - 9:01you were a pain in the ass every day
and in the end I gave in!" -
9:02 - 9:04"Relax, Mr Giacomino,
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9:04 - 9:08I'm contacting you to offer you
a change in tariff plan." -
9:09 - 9:13And tired of phone calls,
glossy magazines, -
9:13 - 9:17and troops of influencers
at their disposal -
9:17 - 9:20who have themselves photographed
with their favourite toilet paper, -
9:20 - 9:21(Laughter)
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9:21 - 9:26our image and our habits
are also changing. -
9:26 - 9:32Clothes are changed once a year,
shoes are only made of plastic: -
9:32 - 9:34the leather is tiresome, it's unsightly.
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9:34 - 9:37I now spend €200 every six months.
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9:37 - 9:41You used to change the soles
every two years, but now you're cooler, -
9:41 - 9:45because you can wear sneakers
even with a dinner jacket, if you want. -
9:45 - 9:50The football team's shirts are changed
at the start of every season. -
9:51 - 9:54Of course, Mr Poretti,
merchandising wouldn't fly otherwise. -
9:55 - 9:58And then you let yourself be convinced
and buy the new shirt, -
9:58 - 10:00otherwise they'll not buy you Lukaku.
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10:00 - 10:02(Laughter)
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10:03 - 10:04Wait a minute:
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10:04 - 10:08Aren't they selling players
only to make you buy new shirts? -
10:08 - 10:10(Laughter)
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10:10 - 10:13(Applause)
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10:19 - 10:23Come on, don't stick with a flag,
the world is in a constantchange! -
10:23 - 10:27Once they were putting
your phone on the wall -
10:27 - 10:29and it was there for years, decades.
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10:29 - 10:31Now, every six months,
the new model comes out -
10:31 - 10:34and you stay in the lines
at night, outside the shop, -
10:34 - 10:38to buy the camera with 24 million pixels,
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10:38 - 10:4150 million pixels,
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10:41 - 10:44so you can take a selfie
with the same moron face! -
10:44 - 10:45(Laughter)
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10:45 - 10:47(Applause)
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10:49 - 10:51One pixel more, one pixel less.
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10:52 - 10:56The car is also changed!
But it doesn't have to be owned anymore! -
10:56 - 10:57Are you crazy?
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10:57 - 11:01You take out a long-term lease,
so you have a new car every two years. -
11:01 - 11:03Cool!
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11:03 - 11:06The bike's not there to be bought:
rent it at every crossroads if you want! -
11:06 - 11:08Beach house? What a loser you are!
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11:08 - 11:10Why renting one for a month?
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11:10 - 11:13Go on Airbnb, stay two days in Spotorno,
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11:13 - 11:15three in the Bahamas,
four in New York, seven in London. -
11:15 - 11:18Move this damn money,
change, change, change! -
11:18 - 11:21Only jerks never change opinion.
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11:21 - 11:24Holy shit, so I'm a fool then.
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11:24 - 11:26I'm really dumb.
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11:28 - 11:30You feel all excited
when they tell you so, -
11:30 - 11:32you feel like you're riding a horse
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11:32 - 11:35running wildly towards a wonderful future
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11:35 - 11:37made of new sneakers,
new washing machines, -
11:37 - 11:40phones with seven billion pixels.
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11:42 - 11:45I'm afraid, this kind change
makes us always stay the same, -
11:47 - 11:50Because, come on, let's be honest.
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11:51 - 11:53It's not easy to change for real.
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11:53 - 11:56I mean, apart from the shoes
and the phone, -
11:56 - 11:59changing is complicated,
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11:59 - 12:02because in the end
what is it you want to change? -
12:03 - 12:08The things we don't like,
that really bother us, -
12:08 - 12:10the things that make you feel bad.
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12:10 - 12:14Maybe we want to change
because deep down we hope - -
12:14 - 12:18I don't know, for a miracle
to happen, for a U-turn, -
12:19 - 12:24we hope that changing direction
brings us some happiness. -
12:25 - 12:28Because, in theory,
we change to improve, don't we? -
12:29 - 12:30I, for me,
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12:31 - 12:34it took me 35 years to quit smoking.
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12:36 - 12:40Since my first day
as a smoker, basically. -
12:41 - 12:42My friend Lucio,
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12:42 - 12:45has been changing diet
every week for 20 years now, -
12:45 - 12:47trying to lose 15 kilos.
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12:47 - 12:53Michael Jackson spent almost 50 years
trying to become white. -
12:53 - 12:55Death didn't satisfy him.
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12:56 - 12:57Now,
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12:58 - 13:01now I've set my mind
to do ten push-ups a day -
13:01 - 13:06and do three flights of stairs,
60 steps when I get home. -
13:06 - 13:08It's not easy, though.
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13:08 - 13:10After eleven steps, I run out of breath
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13:10 - 13:12as if I had run the New York marathon.
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13:12 - 13:15And I say to myself,
"I'll do the rest tomorrow". -
13:15 - 13:17And I take the lift.
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13:18 - 13:21But even the easiest things,
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13:21 - 13:26like not letting others finish
talking and yelling at them, -
13:26 - 13:28"You've understood nothing!"
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13:28 - 13:30Do you think, that is easy to change?
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13:31 - 13:34Or throw the paper and the bottle
out of the window. -
13:34 - 13:37Do you think it's easy to stop that?
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13:39 - 13:42It's really hard to change for real.
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13:42 - 13:45Plus, not all changes are equal:
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13:46 - 13:50but first and foremost,
we change for what? -
13:54 - 13:56Perhaps the changes we want most
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13:56 - 14:02are those that take place within us,
those that transform you, -
14:03 - 14:05but we, modern people, iI do feel,
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14:06 - 14:09we are amateurs of change.
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14:09 - 14:10There are people
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14:12 - 14:15who didn't wait government incentives
to truly change themselves, -
14:15 - 14:20Like that good-for-nothing young lout
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14:20 - 14:24that didn't miss a happy hour
and a party in Assisi. -
14:24 - 14:28The billionaire daddy,
the Loro Piana of the time we could say - -
14:28 - 14:31then the young lout changes radically.
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14:31 - 14:34Drops all the dinner jackets,
the shoes and daddy's money -
14:34 - 14:38and from that day wears a jute sack.
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14:39 - 14:40Foolish.
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14:41 - 14:43Crazy, we would say.
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14:43 - 14:46After a few months,
5,000 heirs of his same age -
14:46 - 14:50are ready to follow him
dressed in rags like him. -
14:52 - 14:55What did they see, that we fail to see?
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14:56 - 15:00And that other moron, yes, rich moron,
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15:00 - 15:04never worked an hour in his life,
a passion for duels and the sword, -
15:04 - 15:05lady-killer.
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15:05 - 15:12Even Infanta of Spain was rumored
to be one of his lovers. -
15:12 - 15:14It's not written about, but it's known.
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15:14 - 15:16One day he goes off to war,
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15:16 - 15:20saying "I've had enough,
I'm bored, I'm going to war", -
15:20 - 15:23and a cannonball makes a hole in his leg.
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15:23 - 15:25Forced to bed for months,
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15:25 - 15:28he spends convalescence
reading stories of horses and duels. -
15:29 - 15:32The last book he comes across
is a story of saints. -
15:35 - 15:38From that day he changes radically,
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15:38 - 15:41and founds an order which,
after six centuries, -
15:41 - 15:47will bring a certain Francis
to the throne, to the throne of Peter. -
15:48 - 15:51What had he read in that book
that we can't understand? -
15:53 - 15:56And that murderer
who became a murderer -
15:56 - 15:59for not letting a passerby
past on the sidwalk, -
15:59 - 16:02and who, after taking
the life of his enemy, -
16:02 - 16:04changed radically, becoming a friar
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16:04 - 16:07and one of the protagonists
of The Betrothed. -
16:07 - 16:11And then, that unnamed person
who first spread terror and death, -
16:11 - 16:13and then transforms himself and changes.
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16:13 - 16:17"Ah, but this isn't true," you say.
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16:17 - 16:19It's just literature.
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16:19 - 16:22True, literature.
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16:22 - 16:24Good intentions, nothing more.
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16:25 - 16:29And so I wrap up reminding you
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16:29 - 16:32of that person who was riding,
like us probably. -
16:33 - 16:36Intoxicated, happy,
convinced of his truth, -
16:36 - 16:40chasing, imprisoning and killing
those who didn't think like him. -
16:40 - 16:45One day, maybe chasing after
the last person to be executed, -
16:45 - 16:48he tragically falls from a horse.
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16:49 - 16:52He goes blind - sorry, visually impaired -
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16:54 - 16:57for three days, and then
he changes radically. -
16:57 - 17:00He put himself in the shoes
of those he persecuted. -
17:02 - 17:05But what happened to him on the horse?
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17:05 - 17:08A mind alteration? A stroke?
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17:08 - 17:10A drop in blood pressure?
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17:10 - 17:12Had he drunk too much?
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17:13 - 17:18A hallucination?
A crisis of depersonalisation? -
17:18 - 17:20A mystical-religious delirium?
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17:22 - 17:25What would he have seen or felt
while riding the horse -
17:25 - 17:29that we can neither see nor feel?
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17:30 - 17:35Compared to him,
I am an amateur of change. -
17:35 - 17:39I could never do what they did.
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17:39 - 17:41First because I can't ride a horse.
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17:43 - 17:46Then because I've never had
the rich father who sold fabrics. -
17:46 - 17:48And then war has always frightened me,
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17:49 - 17:52always made me shit in the pants,
so, even if I wanted to, -
17:52 - 17:57no bullet has ever hit me,
not even by mistake - -
17:57 - 17:58I don't know, a hunter -
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17:58 - 18:02to have to stay in bed
and read certain books. No. -
18:02 - 18:05However, I say this in front of everyone,
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18:05 - 18:09motivated by an irrepressible
yearning for change, -
18:09 - 18:12today I commit myself publicly
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18:12 - 18:17to reach at least the twelfth step.
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18:17 - 18:20(Applause)
- Title:
- The unsustainable yearning for change | Giacomo Poretti | TEDxMIlano
- Description:
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Change, change, change - what is it that we really want to change? In a world that has forced everyone to change everything, Giacomo Poretti makes us reflect, with a smile, on how difficult it is to change for real, and what are the important changes we really need to make.
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- Video Language:
- Italian
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