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EXCESSIVE EATING!!! DIG808 ep1

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    And now back to Steven Mittens
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    Science Theater.
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    I'm uh,I'm glad you could make it tonight.
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    (Chip bag being opened)
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    Just tell me already.
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    I, I can't wait!
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    (Bag crinkling)
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    (Crunching on popcorn)
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    You see when, uh, a man and a woman
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    get together, something very special
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    happens. (crunching cereal)
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    You see, there is something inside
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    of me, Desiree.
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    (Mumbling with a mouth full of burrito)
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    Something inside of me
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    that wants to get out.
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    Oh shnoodles, it's ok!
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    I think I know what you
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    want to say already!
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    (crunch of biting into lettuce)
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    Don't rush me.
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    Just say it!
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    Just tell me how you feel.
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    I... (apple crunching)
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    I can't wait any longer!
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    Can you just please tell me
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    what you want to say?
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    Mumbling: this is so hard.
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    You look so handsome eating.
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    (Crunching carrot)
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    (Slurping watermelon)
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    I'm pregnant.
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    Hello, my name is Steven Mittens the third
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    Are you pregnant?
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    (Mispronouncing the word pregnant)
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    Are you with child?
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    Being with a child is one of
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    the most common forms
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    of eating excessively.
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    Don't eat excessively!
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    Please, we don't want to make
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    more people in this world bigger.
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    We want to make 'em smaller!
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    So please, don't eat excessively.
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    I'm Steven Mitten's the third.
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    (music) DAMN!
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    Here, I'll do it. (random noises)
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    Hey! You might be asking yourself,
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    "What did I just watch?"
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    A random internet funny video.
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    and if you don't like it,
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    then you can just...
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    (forboding music)
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    Ouch! Ouuuuch! Charlie!
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    The hells goin' on man?
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    Who are you?
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    I'm Batman. You know like
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    (singing batman theme song).
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    Why do you got your finger
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    in my sidekicks mouth?
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    They're just random.
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    Yeehaw! Way to go cowboy!
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    I get it now.
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    I like horses 'cause they go clipity clop.
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    If you guys want to see another skit
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    that me and Mora did, click here.
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    (clicking noises)
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    It's not working.
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    Lighting Round!
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    You're awesome!
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    Thanks, you are too.
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    What's your favorite band ever?
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    Creed! Duh!
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    (singing a Creed song)
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    hahahaha!
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    Are you serious?
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    Yeah, it's probably Blink 182.
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    Think you can do a handstand
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    for 5 full seconds?
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    Just grab my feet.
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    Just grab my feet.
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    I don't think this counts.
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    No, it's gonna work!
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    Alright! They don't know.
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    Just count to 5.
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    Do you go big or go home?
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    I go home 'cause it's cold outside
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    and I have a fireplace that keeps me warm
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    with sheets.
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    Wow! That was fun!
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    Yeah, except we didn't
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    get struck by lightening.
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    (lightening strike)
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    Anyways, guys, thanks for watching
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    and be sure to check out
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    the video I did with my friend
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    from breakfast for dinner right here
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    on my second channel.
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    I play... a coffee drug lord and
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    we explore the world of gourmet cooking.
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    (kissing sound)
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    Thanks for watching the show, everybody!
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    Follow me on Twitter and Facebook
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    and Google+. Whooooo!
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    Hey, if you could fly what would you do?
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    (music)
Title:
EXCESSIVE EATING!!! DIG808 ep1
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