Trust me guys, my nephew works at Nintendo.

Artwork by PurpleChickenPineapple

Link to script:
https://mossbag69.blogspot.com/2019/07/a-measured-smash-dlc-roster-prediction.html

Video Chapters
0:00 Intro
0:55 Direct Hints
2:47 Leaks
3:40 Relatable Character
4:35 Think outside the box
5:50 Why the fuck did Sakurai buy a fucking toy gun, holy shit this is the key to everything