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School of Rock - The first day

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    Children.
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    Please take your seats!
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    Everyone I would like to introduce
    Miss Dunham's substitute.
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    This is Mr.Schneebly.
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    -Write your name on the board!
    -Yes!
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    Yes, I will.
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    You know what?
    Why do not you all just call me "Mr.S"?
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    Mr. S has never taught
    here Horace Green.
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    I want you all to be
    on your best behaviour.
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    So, the curriculum
    is on the desk.
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    -Do you have any questions?
    -Yes, when is lunch?
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    The children just had their lunch.
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    Is there anything else you need?
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    I am a teacher.
    All I need are minds for molding.
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    All right, then. Well, thank you again,
    you saved the day.
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    Ok, who has got food in here?
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    You are not going get in trouble.
    I am hungry!
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    You. What do you got?
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    That is what I am talking about!
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    Ok. Teach!Teach!Teach!
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    All right, look, here is the deal.
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    I have got a hangover.
    Who knows what that means?
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    -Does not that mean you are drunk?
    -No. It means I was drunk yesterday.
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    -It means you are an alcoholic.
    -Wrong!
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    You would not come to work
    hung over unless you were.
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    Dude, you got a disease!
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    -What is your name?
    -Freddy Jones.
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    Freddy Jones, shut up!
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    Shut up!
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    The point is, you can just chill today.
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    We will start on this crapola
    tomorrow!
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    -Yes, Tinker Bell?
    -Summer.
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    As class factotum, first I would like to
    just say, welcome to Horace Green.
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    -Thank you.
    -Any questions about schedule?
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    Because now Miss Dunham
    teaches vocabulary, then gives
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    us a pop quiz, then splits us up
    into reading groups.
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    -Track b is...
    -Ok,hey! hey! hey!
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    Miss "Dunham"
    is not your teacher today, I am.
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    And I got a headache
    and the runs.
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    So I say, time for recess.
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    But Mr S, that poster charts
    everyone's performance.
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    We get stars when we master
    the material covered in class.
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    How do we get gold stars
    if we just have recess?
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    -What are these black dots here?
    -Demerits.
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    What kind of a sick school is this?
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    As long as I am here, there will be
    no grades or gold stars or demerits.
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    We are going have recess
    all the time.
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    But Miss Dunham only gives us
    recess for 15 minutes...
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    Hey, you are not hearing me, girl?!
    I am in charge now, ok?
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    And I say "recess".
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    Go, play and have fun, now!
Title:
School of Rock - The first day
Description:
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Video Language:
English
Team:
Film & TV
Duration:
03:42

English, British subtitles

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