مسرحية مدرسة المشاغبين - Masrahiyat Madraset El Moshaghbeen

i will never accept this mess in my school

nothing happened dear headmaster

the school will not be safe while those 5 un behaved students are still in this school

i must terminate this class immediately

be patient dear headmaster

until when I should be patient Mr.Abaserii

5 years and "Al Akhlaa El Hameda" school it results on the senior stage is "nobody succeeded"

and all of this because of your dear son

I swear dear headmaster that I'm afraid of that my son is oppressed in this case

of course, he 's your son and no one will defend him except you

don't forget that 's your son also is a student in the same class

I will terminate him

great

I will call his parents

how come, I would like to understand how u will do this

I am gonna send a "calling parent letter" to myself and I will receive it

then I will decide if I will come to school or not according to my desire, I'm headmaster and I will do whatever I want

and all of that because of your dear son

what's the matter with my son ?!

he 's one of the force centers in the school

he 's pretending that he 's a leader

and who made him a leader? isn't your son ?!

he fooled him

Hello

yes

ok

bye

that's all !!

what did you say dear headmaster ?!

after of all what you had heard you 're asking my what did I said !!

I didn't hear anything

did you know who was talking to me, sir ?!

no

Auto Theft Police Department

what's the matter ?!

and do u know why they call me ?!

of course, not

they were calling to ask about your son

my son!!

and do you know what your son did ?!

of course, I don't know

your son sir had stolen the car of the boss of Auto Theft Police Department

unbelievable

no, you have to believe

your son has fooled me and sold me this carperter

and told me that one of his friends give it to him from Libya

Hey "Gaber"

Yes, dear headmaster!

bring "Bahgat El Abasarii" here right now

okay, sir

there 's a letter for you dear headmaster

thank you, you can leave now

okay sir

If your son has been brought up sir..

no dear headmaster, please you know our family well

we were living in Alexandria for more than 100 years and no one has heard anything bad about us

since my grandfather "El Abasrii Basha" open his pharmacy and his supermarkets until now

then your son fool me and sold me this thing and told me that is peeling potatoes

peeling potatoes

for example, my uncle's son has been rewarded by the country appreciation reward

and also my uncle's daughter has been elected to the country motivation reward in science

and my aunt's son who has designed the tunnel of "El Raml" train station

and also my daughter's husband

who has designed the clock of El Tahrir Square in Egypt

and what about your son ?!

what's the matter with him ?!

your son has stolen the car of the boss of Auto Theft Police Department

I must terminate this class immediately

dear headmaster

it's not the problem of this class only, it's the problem of the whole generation

I can't terminate the whole generation

It's Recklessness of youth

no, it's not

don't forget that they are still a young youth

no, it's impossible

please, don't close this class

so, let's say that I follow your instructions and I didn't terminate this class

where I will get teachers for them ?!

I don't know

They've concluded all the teachers in this country

how come sir ?!

3 teacher has got a heart attacks

another 2 teachers has got Angina pectoris

oh god

one of them has left the teaching career and now he sells cigarettes on the streets

13 teacher has immigrated to Australia

and the rest of them are in the madhouse

half of madhouse patients were teachers on my school

and the other half will join them tomorrow

also me and you will join them after tomorrow

so you son fools me and sell me this thing and told me it's a beans cooker

look sir, the education management area has sent me a new teacher

good, so our problem has been solved

"Eiffat Abd El Kereem" Masters in Philosophy and Arts

great

efficiency, firmness, and severity

that's what we 're looking for

sir, we don't need a teacher

we need a killer

dear headmaster let's try, we will lose nothing if we try

after I fed up from these 5 students

I had isolated them and put them in a separate class

you 're right

so your son fools me and sell me this thing and told me that it's peeling nuts

peeling nuts !!

come in "Gaber"

I'm not "Gaber" dear headmaster, I'm "Alam El Malawany"

yes, "Alam" what you need ?!

I need to talk to you in private

ok Alam

come in "Gaber"

dear headmaster i told you that i'm not "Gaber", I'm "Alam El Malawany"

yes, "Alam" what you need ?!

I need to talk to you about very important topic

Okay "Alam"

come in "Gaber"

dear headmaster i told you befor that i'm not "Gaber", I'm "Alam El Malawany"

Is he selling beans in a market !!

Yeeees "Alam" what you need ?!

I want to tell you about something happened in school yesterday

after you had escaped by jumping off the fences

okay "Alam"

come in "Gaber"

dear headmaster i told you many times that i'm not "Gaber", I'm "Alam El Malawany"

come in "Alam", Are you will keep calling me from the outside

yes "Alam", what you need ?!

excuse me, dear headmaster, I'm very sorry to interrupt your conversion between you and yourself

nevermind Alam, go ahead.

I went to Mr. Ramzy.......

... (very fast speak) ...

Alam

yes sir,

Mr. Alam El Malawany

yes sir,

talk slowly, as a human being to be able to understand you

ok sir,

don't talk like a human that have 80 tongues Alam

ok sir,

talk slowly to be able to understand what you are saying

ok sir

go ahead Alam

I went to Mr Ramzy

great

As you know ....

... (very fast speak) ...

Is he a teacher or a belly dancer ?!

Alam

Yes sir,

Alam El Malawani

Yes sir,

look, I'm warning you for the last time

Yes sir,

speak slowly or i will punch directly in the face

Slowly, Alam Slowly

Slowly, Alam

Because I'm a donk..

because I can't understand your words

ok i will speak slowly

great, go ahead Alam

Me

and Mr. Ramzy

Me

and Mr. Ramzy

and Me and You

Is this a wedding party Alam ?!

It's a school Alam

we supposed to raise students

and we teach them arts, culture and knowledge Alam

Alam speak slowly please Mr. Alam

ok sir, I will speak slowly

go ahead Alam and speak slowly as a human being

I went to Mr. Ramzy

Great

As you know that every day at the first session he wrote that I'm absent...

(Alam speaks very fast again)

Oh god

(Alam still speaking very fast)

Alaaaaaaaaaaaam

Alaaaaaaaaaaaam

Yes, dear headmaster

pull me out

Yes, dear headmaster

Ok, dear headmaster

pull me out Alam

Ok, dear headmaster

pull me out Alam

Stop Alam

Thanks God

Are u still paying attention dear headmaster

are you understanding my dear headmaster ?!

The problem is ..

.. (Alam is speaking very fast again)..

that's all dear headmaster

so what 's the matter, Alam ?!

The matter is ...

why I came here for ?!

ِAre u have Alzheimer dear headmaster ?!

Am I the one who have Alzheimer Alam !!

Is today the conference of the teachers ?!

The conference at Thursday

yes, correct

so where 're the teachers ?!

Are he 's one of the teachers ?!

Welcome sir

Welcome my dear mate

you 're very welcome

Thank you

Are you the new teacher ?!

Which course you 're teaching ?!

poetry ?!

No sir, I'm not a teacher

Welco... What ?!

I'm not a teacher

not a teacher !!

so why u r checking hands with me ?!

I'm sorry

do you consider yourself as one of my friends to check hands with me sir

what do you think sir ?!

It's a school sir, that have a headmaster and vice-headmaster and workers

don't look at me like that or i will slap you of your face

Alaaaam

Alaam

Yes sir,

Alam, The conference will be at Thursday Alam

so today 's Thursday dear headmaster

today 's Wednesday Mr. Malawani

Really, The week has finished very quickly

so i missed the conference

excues me dear headmaster

Alam

Yes sir,

you didn't miss the conference,
the conference will be tomorrow

Tomorrow ?!

Yes!

Did you postpone the conference dear headmaster ?!

okay, then come and attend the session with me sir

Allam, leave him alone he 's the father of "Bahgat El Abaserii"

we don't have a teacher
with this name dear headmaster !!

he 's not a teacher he 's a student

oooooh, lighten me dear headmaster

tell me that he 's a student and
he came here to learn and gain knowledge...

What !! he 's a student ?

Yes

This autobus is a student !!

which teacher who will accept to teach him ?!

he 's as big as a door dear headmaster

who 's going to teach him
individually dear headmaster ?!

Alam

Yes sir,

Alam, you 're gonna make me join the madhouse

It's all with the hands of god dear headmaster

Shut up !!

Okay sir,

The man that stands behind you 's
the father of the student "Bahgat El Abaserii"

it's not matter for me

what matters for me 's when you specify the date of the conference to tell me before it ?!

the conference date as it 's

when ?!

Tomorrow

I have an objection dear headmaster

Why Alam ?!

Tomorrow 's Friday

You 're an idiot

Friday 's a weekend

and in the weekend i have to travel to our
countryside to see my wife "Nefessa" and my kids

and every Friday when I travel to
the countryside I find my wife is giving birth

every Friday your wife is giving birth !!

she 's giving birth for twins

Why Alam ?!
Are u married to discharging machine ?!

I don't know what's going on !

Allam I gave you all the info, what do u need again ?!

please dear headmaster write these info for me in a piece of paper to not forget

Alam, come here

Come here

Here 's the paper in you have asked about

and ask me for anything else, good bye Alam

thank you headmaster, now i will never forget again

what did you decide dear headmaster ?!

what should I say Mr. Abaserii !!
you saw what I'm dealing with in this school

dear headmaster !!

what do u want Alam ?!

dear headmaster !!

Yes, Alam

dear headmaster !!

Stop repeating Alam

I love you dear headmaster

okay, that's enough Alam

Why did u give me this paper ?!

because of the conference Mr Malawanii

Did we have another conference besides the first one ?!

What should I do for you now ?!
should I kill you right now ?!

Alam, It's the same damn conference

so why u gave me this paper

don't be mad Mr. Malawanii

Now I got it, You has cancelled the conference

Yes, I canceled it

oh great, now I can travel to
my countryside with no worries

It's unbelievable !!
this psycho man is supposed to be a teacher ?!

he 's one of your son 's victims

my son ?!

they were calling him in the ministry the electronic mind, now he become out of his mind

look, all the day he 's doing like this and
he 's stealing the sandwiches from students also

dear headmaster

yes, Alam what you want ?!

can I attach this to my bicycle?

where did you get this Alam?

"Bahgat" has gave it to me as a gift
from his father that 's working in Kuwait

Me 's working in Kuwait !!

Kuwait ?! he told me that his father is working in Libya

Libya !!
Is the conference has been transferred to Libya ?!

Who 's knocking the door outside ?!

He has been arrived dear headmaster ?!

who ?
Is he the Education Area Manager?!

No

Is he the Vice-Manager of the education area ?

No

Mr Abaserii, Yang himself is coming to solve the problem of your son

Who 's yang sir?!
I'm talking about Bahgat El Abaserii, he has arrived

come here son

come here student

what 's this ?!

what 's up ?!
why your faces has turned into yellow ?!

what did u leave outside ?!

it 's the bag,
My father .. Dad

there is not father here in school,
father in the home not here

what is this bag for?

this is my books bag

why u left it outside ?!

there is no respect in holding the bag
while meeting the headmaster

what a good education and ethics

daaaaaaaad

give me a hug my dear son

leave him alone or i am gonna spank u and him

get the bag from outside and comeback

my father, my dad, my father at top of the tree

Oh, Are u sitting on the top of the tree Mr. Abaserii ?!

look, did u see dear headmaster,
how committed is my son here 's his books bag

he 's pushing himself hard in studying

yes, the exams is coming soon and I must
be ready with a collection of the references

references!!
are holding any references in your bag?!

yes, the courses is very difficult this year

open the bag and show me the referencess

What !! Are taking seriously?

open the bag and show me the referencess

open it

Aren't you believe me ?!

Abaserii, take him away from me

noooooo, where 're u going to do ?!

never let him escape from your hands !!

we 're believing u Bahgat

but open the bag for the headmaster
to show him that it contains references

and you 're a committed student

I don't have the key

Okay, "Gaber" bring the hammer to open the bag

no, don't bring the hammer "Gaber"
I will search for the key by myself

what is this?
what are all these keys for?

This is a key chain

and all these keys i saved the
for any emergency situation

emergency for what son ?

for anything u want to open like a can of tuna,
I'm always prepared for the future

Future !!

When I find any key without owner I add it to my key chain

what if I fail in education u want me to be a jobless

Abaserii I'm warning you

Abaserii

you want to work as a thief

Why thief ?
I am working hard

open the bag and let me see what inside

is it nesscary ??

Yes, it's

there 's no key wants to open

"Gaber" bring the hummer

Don't bring the hammer "Gaber"
It gonna ruin the bag

what !! u have a knife,
my son is having a knife in his pocket

now you know why all the teachers run away and escape from the school

all contents of the bag are references

show me these references inside the bag

here 's one of the references

really and why u r holding very heavy
references in your bag, that will exhaust u

I will show you the references which your son holding his bag

A History references

A biritsh civilization reference

ooh beatiful,
A poetry reference

Art Reference

it's not become a school any more
it transformed to a mall

what are these things that
your holding in your bag my son ?!

i don't know, who bring these items inside my bag ?!

ask yourself !!

it seems that I switched the bag with the man
where sitting to me in the metro by mistake

I'm gonna bring him

come here here thief kid

look I may be a thief but I am not a kid
I have a name and a very famous name

yes of course

what you 're working ?!
a student or a bag trader

dear sir didn't u say once at the
beginning of the Academic year

that the student must spend their
free time in doing something with benefits

Yes

Did u say that ?!

Yes

so why you 're talking to me right now ?!

Abaserii, Abaserii I'm warning you mr Abaserii

what 's going on abaserii

it's the first time for me
to know that my son is a bag trader

Didn't you buy a kent
cigarettes pack from me yesterday ?!

u told me that u got it from one of
your friends not trading with it

Dad, I got you a high-quality piece of wool

Mashallah, Is this for me ?!

Yes

what 's the price for it ?!

no take it as a gift and give me 50 pounds

50 pounds it too much for it, also I am your
father and you have to make a discount for me

my father !! so you allowing yourself
to robber me because you are my father ?!

take it sir

what's this ?!

make it a robe

yeah, I like this color very much,
this piece of wool has been mortgaged

please, my son, focus and finish your
degree to join the faculty of pharmacy,

to take the management
of your grandfather 's pharmacy

I am not going to take
the management of the pharmacy

and I will not join the faculty of pharmacy

I want to work in the sea

what you 're gonna work in the sea ?! a fish !!

A fish !!

Yes

hahaha

he is saying that I will work as a fish

You 're so funny

Abaserii watch your son Mr. Abaserii

Are you kidding with me right now ?!

Abaseriiii

There 's no problem, he 's your headmaster
and there 's no problem in joking with you

can u tell me what you want to exactly ?!

I will not join the faculty of pharmacy
and I will not manage the pharmacy

I hate the smell of the medicines very much

ok nevermind, join the faculty
of commerce and manage the supermarkets

do u want him to sell cheese and olives

i don't know he 's gonna make me crazy

dear headmaster, they catch a thief
jumps into the girls school next to our school

and what brings him to our school

when they try to catch him he jump into our school hall

Oh god, i can even hold this anymore

did u see dad, a school full of thieves
I will not stay here anymore, dear headmaster

Yes son,

please accept my resignation

This is Morsy, "Ya Zanatyyyyyyyyy"

I'm not a thief

I'm a reckless

I'm crazy

anyone gonna say, that I'm thief, I'm gone punch him

...(Zanaty and Bahgat Sings)...

from the begining again for the headmaster

what should I do for you I want to understand ?!

please release me

I'm gonna crack your bones

you can't crack his bones because you 're a pussy

my friend

my dear

come and look, sir, this game was in Rome
with 500 Lira and were in London with 1.5 GBP

and here we 're selling it here for just 9 pennies

the girl with electricity and fire but the lamp on
her head it will light up, on her chest, it will light also

Shut up

Mashallah, Do you reached the audacity and the gall to climb on the pipes of girls' school beside us to steal ?!

I wasn't steal

so why u was climbing on
the pipes, are u was fixing it !!

no, I was going up to give a private lecture

to a girl ?!

yeaaaaaaaaah

yeah what

she was a very beautiful girl dear headmaster

are u want to put me in jail ?!

dear headmaster

yes

I'm going to make u very proud

you ?!

yes, I'm specialized in giving
private lectures for high school girls

how come, you have a failed in high school how
could u give private lectures to high school girls

the problem dear headmaster that I give
a very good private lectures for girls

how ?!

I give her the whole course in just one night,
any lesson I give to girl she will never forget it

unbelievable !!

and the surprise is each girl student
I gave her a private lecture ..

passes the exam ?!

no, she got married

Once they she got married I fail in exams

why, aren't the lectures u give to them
are different than our lectures?!

yes my lectures are different if they
were the same no one will pass

Why ?!

good question, when I take each one of these
girls, give me your ears because it's a secret ...

...(the headmaster is laughing)...

I want to give a private lectures

our headmaster 's still a teenager

let's call our headmaster 's father and
tell him everything

Did u give my girl any private lectures Morsy ?!

don't worry my friend,
we 're friends and I will never do that

look, dear headmaster, now I am sure that
this boy is corrupting morals of my son

he corrupt me myself sir

so u have to terminate him
from the school dear headmaster

he come with who ?!

wait, no who speaks to him he is with me

my father

please don't let yourself to evaluate
the situation without any previous study

or you are going to realize a wrong meaning
that will reflect your relationship with others

which will make me at the end to defend my friend

without looking to any family relationship
between me and you in the real time

I don't drink tea I just drink soda

what did u said to your father,
u have shocked him, look how he stands

I'm shocked

put u hands down while you 're talking to
your son, put your hands down

dear headmaster, this class cannot be terminated
but this boy must be terminated from this school

I will meet the manager of the education area
by myself and I will talk to him personally

give me a cigrate

father, my dad, abaseriiii

look boy

what do u want ?!

yes, you have to be terminated

why ?!

you 're so bad

you left your home 3 days ago and your father is searching for you in all districts of Alexandria

can u tell where you have been ?!

what !!

where you have been boy?!

what !!

for the last time i will repeat the question
or I going to hit you with this stick on you head

where you have been ?!

what !!

I was in Beirut

what u was doing in Beirut ?!

I was studying with one of my friends

really, so u can't study unless you
go to overseas countries

I don't have a geographic book and I don't
understand anything from the book of the ministry

my father doesn't want to give me
a quarter pound to buy a book

what should I do ?!

shall I fail

do u think that u r going to pass

Do u want me to fail ?!

he think himself that he 's gonna pass

do u want me to fail ?!

no, of course son

it seems that u want me to fail

no, of course not son

no, I know that u want me to fail

no son, I was kidding son

do u will join the university instead of me if i fail ?!

no of course, I was saying that you have
to go and study with your friend in Beirut

now u said it,
you have to make shout on you to say it

what a crazy headmaster,
you have to make him shout on you to say it

I'm going to close this school

get away from him right now

hey Bahgat

yes

I was giving some private lectures in Beirut

really ?!

oh god, the courses there is very easy
and not as complex as our courses here

you tell the course there to come to you,
it comes very fast

u don't even need to talk u
just wave with your hand

and u will find the course attached to your arms

anyone make his arm like this in beirut
u will find an course attached to his arm

so that's I had to go to Beirut
my father is not giving me money

you 're a lier

your father is one of the richest people in Alexandria

oh god, stop being jealous

he is giving you 3 pounds every day

it's my diem you want me to buy books with my
diem, it 's not enough for just my expenses

...

what did both of u was saying ?!

a letter for you dear head master

from who ?!
Eiffat Abd El Kereem, tell him I am not here

ok

he is the new teacher

we 're going to make him run away

Morsy can u tell me what will be
the feeling of your father

when he known that you 're a loser
and terminated from the school ?!

who are u talking about ?!

your father

he 's gonna be very happy, he 's asking me
to leave the school and go to work with him

and he will give me 200 pounds per month
and give me 10 of his cars

so why u r staying in this school, your father is
a rich man and he will give u whatever you want

leave the school
and let me teach the other student

see, the headmaster Incites me to leave school

the headmaster Incites me to leave school

it's the first time for me to see a headmaster
want to make his student leave the school

open you legs coward

come on and don't waste our time, take off your
shoe by your own no one will take it off for you

"Gaber" bring me the big stick

no please don't bring the big stick,
I am as old as your sons

I swear I will talk to the education
area manager immediately

let's fabricate a problem for him

Oh my eyes, oh my eyes, I can't see,
why u closed the windows

what happened to you kid ?!

my eyes is hurting me

what happened to you my son ?!

my eyes is hurting me

what happened to you ?!
just tell me

he hit me in my eyes

who ?!

yes, this man with a glasses

me !!

I will never let you go, u r the one
who hit me in the eyes

I didn't even touch you

I fabricated this problem for you,
do u have a problem with that

my eyes

oh god, please help me to get rid of them

did he hit you in your eyes ?!

yes

I'm a witness and I saw him while
he was hitting you in your eyes

I 'm going to call the education
area manager immediately

hello, El Galaa maternity hospital

please, i want to speak to the eduction area manager

hello, sir,

there is a headmaster in our school
called "Abdel Moaaty"

has stabbed me with a knife in my stomach

and he has hit my friend Morsy with
a nail to his eyes, he can't see anything

come here Morsy,
come here my brother, he 's homeless now sir

come here and speak

my eyes is hurting me

his eyes is hurting him, The headmaster is
still here, come here Abdo there is a call for u

give it to me

dear headmaster

yes son

are u the headmaster ?!

yes, i am the headmaster son

and your name is "Abdel Moaaty"

yes, my name is "Abdel Moaaty"

a call for you

thank you

hello, hello, hello, hello, hellooooo

hello

hello

hello

hello

hello

hellooooo

yes

yes

yes or hello

choose one of them hey or hello

yes hello

okay, yes hello

I'm the education area manager, who 're u ?!

I'm "Abdel Moaaty"
the headmaster of the school

who ?!

I'm "Abdel Moaaty"
the headmaster of the school

your name is Abdel moaaty ?!

yes sir

what a bad name

what should i do sir it 's just a name

why did u do this Abdel Moaaty ?!

what happened sir ?!

I don't know what happened, but why did u do that ?!

leave what u r holding and look at me in the phone

yes sir

why did u do that ?!

what happened sir ?!

do work as a gangster or a headmaster
Abdel Moaaty

I swear, I didn't do anything

u has hit the boy in his eye

I swear I didn't touch him

I saw you Abdel Moaaty

did the boy went to him or what ?!

hello

hello

Abdel Moaaty

yes sir

don't touch these student again

don't worry, I will never do that again

don't terminate them

I will not be able to do that

don't worry I may terminate myself
but I will never terminate them