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Have we settled on an outfit?
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Yes.
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I'm having a fit.
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I don't feel good.
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Okay.
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I just showered but I feel dirty.
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I feel like my skin is crawling,
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and that I need to reshower,
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and that my hair-my leg hair is growing back.
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You have what's called an
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.
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I feel this is 50 First Dates, and I have
to be like, "Good morning Allison, you're you again."
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"You have OCD."
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I would love to wake up and not be me.
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This show has gotten increasingly dark.
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I feel that is your influence.
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I'm just finally being myself with our viewers.
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People are like, "How can you be friends with Allison?"
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And I'm like, "No, you don't understand."
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"Allison's the most fucked up of us all."
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Why are people asking you that?!
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Muhammad from Egypt wants to know-
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international question dance/song
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How do we stop the revolution?
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I'm just kidding.
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Gaby dies laughing
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You came to the right place!
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Muhammad from Egypt wants to know,
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can you have a good relationship without sex?
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I think you can.
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I think you can as well.
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No, you can't.
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I think you can't.
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What?!
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Yes, I think that you need to have good sex to have
a good relationship.
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Why?
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Because if I didn't say that you need
to have good sex in a relationship
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you would somehow trick me
into being in a relationship with you.
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We're already in a relationship.
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Not a romantic one.
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Yeah, we're in a romantic relationship,
we're just not in a sexual relationship.
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Explain.
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I think our relationship is quite romantic,
just not sexual.
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I don't- Are all friendships romantic?
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No, do you have this close of a friendship
with everybody?
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No.
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I almost said my mum.
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Well if Its the exact same relationship I have
with my mum that I have with you,
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then that would mean I was in a
romantic relationship with my mum.
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If one person really wants to have sex
and the other person doesn't want to have sex,
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I don't think the relationship can work out,
at least a monogamously,
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because you're not giving to each other
what the other one needs.
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So you would suggest a polyamorous relationship?
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I'm on to your fucking agenda.
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We're in a romantic relationship,
and then I would argue that our
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other romantic partners are sexual partners,
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are like the secondary relationship.
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Ew, don't call him that.
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Yeah, he's secondary.
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I'll call him out right now.
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I meant don't call him a sexual partner.
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I believe that my boyfriend is my
secondary relationship.
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Yeah, I was about to say-
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so to recap, us = primary relationship
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relationships = secondary relationships.
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Yes.
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Great.
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You're my main emotional support.
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Aw.
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Maybe that's why I'm a fucking mess.
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I just said to someone that you're my
only experience of love at first sight.
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I didn't love you at first sight.
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I loved you, you fucking asshole!
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Ow!
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Sorry to hit your boob.
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Yeah, hard!
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Listen, Muhammad.
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I think that the different political parties
in Egypt need to really-
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Imagine if we become so famous that on
dating websites, that's one of the questions.
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So you go on to match.com and you have to
click I'm a Allison or I'm a Gaby.
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They make you answer questions on match.com?
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Oh, you've clearly never had to look for love.